percy, aged 15: ....annabeth.....is sitting.....right next to me 😧 illegal😳😳 but.... i like it🤭??
percy, aged 16: OHMYGOD 😱😱 ANNABETH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM 🤯 ????😨 MOM PICK ME UP I SMELL SCANDALOUS😳😳 IM NOT EVEN LOOKING GOOD EITHER😭😭😭 lord forgive ME😭........yeah im having fun 😁
percy, aged 17: *sound of lock breaking at 3am*.......hey girlfriend✌️ yeah no worries come in 🥱 next time, knock maybe? ill open the window for you myself, just dont wake me up....yep ly👍.......k this is slightly annoying by now but i still love it 🥰
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rip percy jackson you would’ve cried over the loss of coolmath games
rip grover underwood you would’ve been DISTRAUGHT over the canadian wildfires and the insane air pollution that came down to America especially in nyc
rip annabeth chase you would’ve loved playing connections
rip nico di ângelo you would’ve loved the extremely depressing twenty one pilots songs
rip hazel levesque you would’ve loved the pony town videogame
rip frank zhang you would’ve loved being a girl scout
rip leo valdez you would’ve loved the tiktok rizz party
rip will solace you would’ve loved the fact that they did surgery on a grape
rip piper mclean you would’ve been stressing over the lesbian master doc
rip jason grace you would’ve loved a summer vacation
rip percy jackson you would’ve loved chat gbt
rip sally jackson you would’ve loved life 360
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remember when poseidon said to percy "your mother is a queen among women. I have not met such a woman in a thousand years."
I PREACH.
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Percy praying to his mom instead of his dad who’s literally ONE OF THE BIG THREE GODS and using the blue candy bc it’s what he’ll miss the most is something so personal to me and I’ll never get over it 😞
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I'm incapable of not making everything about Sally Face.
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Found this gem in my camera roll, had to recreate it with Wally and Julie !
This also works because Wally has a serious problem with eye contact.
@partycoffin
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