almost 5,000 of you whores following me again where’s the asks 😡😡

nothing like that fucky texture the inside of your mouth is when you wake up after falling asleep while chewing a piece of gum

Peace n Luv y’all 🫶🏻

they got to be actual teenagers :)

Thinking about Matt and Neil going on their own country tour together during Matt's last year spring break where Matt has a big signing bonus for his team.

Matt: "Hey Andrew, you know how you and Neil have those cute couple road trips during school breaks?" Andrew: "We're not-"

Matt: "So I'm taking him this time and we're going to have our own cute couple road trip. Bye!"

What follows is Matt and Neil's cross country trip trying out all these fancy food places because Neil's relationship with food is still weird and Matt wants Neil to enjoy nice things.

(it's 3 am- that's why the doodles are crap)

I had this idea kinda pop into my head and I can't sleep until I ramble about it for a little bit.

The idea kinda is to spark a chain between a bunch of au's. Like a collab thing but like- you don't really need to talk with anyone else to get it set up really. (wait, that's just an event) Maybe this would be an event, yeah.

It'd maybe be a story of Nine a bit after Sonic Prime trying to find a universe fit for him to live peacefully in. Maybe even find the Sonic that's right for him (he probably never will). So he'd bounce from Sonic AU to Sonic AU, learning a bit about it but ultimately leaving it as he views it isn't fit for him.

You could throw your headcanons in for Nine too- claim that it's the unknown energy of the universes that has changed his memory and appearance. But he knows his goal: find a universe that's just right, but it seems like it'll never come to be. It frustrates him, but he secretly doesn't mind that much because he actually likes to travel the different universes and see what's strange about it.

Maybe I could make it an actual event, even with a hashtag and such, but that's only if enough people might be interested in it (and when it isn't 3 am brain talking)

i am begging one single person in this entire show to consider, for perhaps one single second, THE POSSIBILITY THAT THERE IS A REASON HOUSE HATES HIS DAD THIS MUCH

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

some fruity four + the kids road trip hcs cause why not

1. steve is the one constantly asking if they’ve all packed everything and yelling that HE WILL NOT turn the car if anyone realizes they’ve forgotten something midway (he does). He even counts heads before setting off.

2. do not trust eddie or robin with a map

3. “steve does robin like fruity gummy bears?” “yeah nance I think so” “ok good cause I brought some do you think she also likes cheese balls” “yeah” “what about honeycomb-” “god nancy just tell her u want to kiss her”

4. one time eddie, dustin and lucas jokingly put up a white paper that said “we’re getting kidnapped help!!” on the back window and got in trouble

5. “oh what’s THAT building, is that a museum?” “we can’t stop at every place we see dustin we’ll never reach the camping spot like this” “it’s once in a life chance Steve what if we never come here again we have to take a look”

6. 3 hours trip turns into a 6 hours trip somehow

7. eddie tells them horror stories in the woods at night. when the tension builds up robin screams to scare everyone and eddie jumps into steve’s arms, screaming

8. max goes for a little solo exploration in the woods and comes back to everyone (specially steve and lucas) panicking because they thought she got lost

9. they fail at setting up the tents ten times before steve admits defeat and asks eleven to use her power

10. they go to swim in a lake and five minutes later mike comes back to the shore and goes “nancy I forgot to bring extra pair of shorts”

11. will getting out of his tent at night because he can’t sleep and finds eddie outside, stargazing alone. turns out they’re both insomniac and they spend an hour talking about dnd

12. don’t leave robin to roast marshmallows she’ll forget and burn them

13. “steve, eddie! where have you guys been?” “uh, just there you know, in the woods” “what were you guys doing in the woods?” “we were uh- we-” “they were making out that’s what they were doing” “dustin!” “what? it’s the truth”

that’s about all I can think of rn but feel free to add more!

*holds out my hands like a starving victorian child* please more hoffstrahmdon sir

road trip!!! (they're on the run)

why does he smoke like this

Baby Taylor's baby voice is so endearing and it's going to be bittersweet to "lose" that on the TVs, but I'm really excited to hear how they clean up (or not) the production on Debut. I mean I know they're going to make it as accurate as possible to the originals, but I mean in the actual sound mixing and stuff. Because I feel like this album could benefit the most from some of that! Which is not to say that the original is bad BECAUSE IT'S NOT, but I think there is subtle stuff they can do with the mixing/blending/instrumentals/treble/etc. to make it shine even more.

An AU of @jojo-schmo AU where, instead of traveling by foot, they go on a road trip instead:

The song I imagine playing throughout the entire thing:

if jonathan were wishing on a shooting star, he would wish for his brother to always be safe and happy

if steve were wishing on a shooting star, he would wish for the party to be successful in killing vecna and, if someone had to die, for it to be him

if robin were wishing on a shooting star, she would wish for a softer world and a less doomed life

if nancy saw a shooting star, she would wish she still believed in sacred childhood magic

Argyle <3