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#rip mammon
kyla10 · 2 years
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Rip mammon lol
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tricksheart · 8 months
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Akira: Yeah, I like everyone in the Devildom, despite the circumstances: Lucifer, Beel, Luke and *looks at smudged writing on his hand* Mr. Krabs.
Asdfghjkl @xamassed
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Bringing back dad in devildom au
so ik and Zhao are practicing ik’s first words in the living room with all the brothers minus mammon
and then mammon comes in, probably drops a glass of water he was holding and says something like “for f*cks sake”
and then ik copies mammon and says ”fw*ck”
basically just this : https://pin.it/4dnDPKI
what is everyones reaction
uh oh.... mammon better start running because lucifer’s about to GET him
apart from him though i feel like most of the others would just find it really funny. i mean, you can’t really get mad at a baby for just repeating a word they’ve heard, considering there’s no way for them to know what it means... 
i think zhaoxi just gently explains to her that it’s a bad word that can be very hurtful, which ik doesn’t totally understand, but she doesn’t say it again at least
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On the Obey Me official twitter...
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the-angst-trio · 2 years
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What is Solomon's reaction to mammon vomiting from his(Solomon's) cooking
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luyo-mi · 10 months
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o0aj0o · 6 months
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NOO THEY CENSORED THE GOLD DILDO
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Rest in peace 🙏🏾 fly high, king.
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da-shrimping-station · 4 months
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Mammon helps out with the House's budgeting as well as managing finances.
It started when he found Lucifer's notes on the expenses when they moved to HoL. Diavolo was generous enough to give them a monthly stipend but it was the brothers' first time having to deal with something like this. In the Celestial Realm, they really didn't have to spend much or ask for much. In the castle, everything was provided for after a simple request. But now they're on their own. Still with Diavolo's support of course but far more independent now.
So Mammon sits down on Lucifer's chair and starts poring over the papers. Lucifer's already got a preliminary budget drafted but it's not that thorough. His brother doesn't go out much with needing to juggle caring for everyone as well as fulfilling duties for the Demon Prince so some of the estimates are way off especially in terms of cost. He doubts his brother knows market prices for things like toiletries and groceries.
Time passed (that Mammon wasn't aware of) and he was waist deep in the process of fixing the budget. Lucifer eventually comes home and sees him at his desk and making a mess (in his opinion) of things.
"We're gonna need a bigger allowance." Mammon looks him dead in the eye, ink stains on his hands and papers filled with scribbles and calculations.
Lucifer makes the smart choice of shutting up and listening to him.
Over the next few days they manage to come up with a more feasible and more detailed budget plan for the family. The only thing left to do is to send a formal request to Diavolo to request a more flexible amount for the stipend.
Does this mean they all (Mammon especially) become more responsible with their finances? Of course not! It's just that Lucifer now has a more detailed report and estimate of everyone's spending! Mammon's transaction history and his maxed out Goldie. Levi and his online shopping for games and merch. Satan buying a cart full of books as well as random ingredients he may or may not use for curses. Asmo and the long bill for clothing, makeup, shoes, accessories. Beel being the reason the allocated budget for food is more than half of the stipend. Belphie and a purchase list of questionable but exorbitant items.
And of course Lucifer splurges here and there. Do you think this man buys anything cheap? NOPE. It has to be of good if not the highest quality possible. He justifies that it's a one time purchase (but the price tag is still hefty and how long do you think that item will last given you live in a house full of gremlins???)
"Here ya go, Lu. This month's summary."
"What do you mean we had to pay 40,000 grimm for damages to property?!"
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cnl0400 · 1 year
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Lesson 3-14 HARD
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Well I guess demons could use something like that...
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... oh GOD
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cranerazedoodles · 1 month
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Commission for a friend! Don’t usually do plushies, especially one this complex but I’m pretty happy with how it turned out!
Anyway- CLOWNSSSSSS!!! 🎪
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ur-localsimp · 2 months
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Obey me random quotes part 76(I finally remembered it)
Cerberus: *clearly a dog*
Mammon: *points at Cerberus* Chicken!
Nb!MC: Dude that’s a dog-
The food Solomon made: *explodes because why not-*
At Beel’s funeral(he died from food poisoning *cough* SOLOMON *cough cough*)
Nb!MC: We’d like to take a moment to announce that-
The food Solomon brought: *explodes(again)*
M!MC: AHH-
Solomon: ALL MY FOOD.. KEEPS BLOWING U-
And then everyone died bc of Solomon’s food blowing up ❤️
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cloudsofteeth · 7 months
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The Avatar of Greed is still a demon
and he’s very protective of what he considers His.
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xxstrangeangelxx · 17 days
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Hi! I just want to say I LOVE your Human Mammon!! Do you have any headcanons on him? I'd love to hear it
HII! my first azk yippee^-^!!!
n THANK YOUUUUX!! he is so silly billy and i am SOOO happy you like my interpretation😭! thats very nice of you to say! have a scrunkly blorbo drawing:
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he sure is mean! and its supposed to be a tattoo on his wrist there but i couldnt think of a design so idrew scribbles 🤕 anwayz i do have some random thoughts + random sketchy shite for ya lul
he is so stupidly tall, like 6'6 or so
really really strong obvi
he can technically still teleport but usually wont in order to keep some semblance of being a regular guy, he hates this and thinks its a really annoying waste of time to walk everywhere lol
he has a noticeable electrical energy around him. if you get close enough, you will feel your hair stand on end. if hes having a bad day, he often leaves behind a string of "freak electrical accidents"
compared to his long lifetime, he really has not spent too much of it in the human world. whenever he goes, especially for the first day or so, he occasionally slips up and thinks he is working with his usual four arms, which throws off his coordination and balance. he will sometimes try to catch/hold things with his second set of arms out of habit
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verosika 😍anyways
something he does like about his human form is that its physical limitations allow him to actually feel at least physically satiated with food, drink, and other stuff without the insane amount of effort to do the same in his true form. the satisfaction is nice for him to feel for once
likes to party on earth because its easier to get wasted
he can magic away piercings/tattoos he gets bored of, pretty epic
the world has always had its share of greed, and he enjoyed the decadence and pageantry of super wealthy noblemen and royalty but he really loves modern widespread consumerism and late capitalism. he appreciates the casualness and convenience of the present day, and nothing is nicer for him than a smog filled city.
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as clowning became less relevant, he got more involved with general show business. he especially fell in love with the rock star/celebrity image some decades ago and got seriously into the business side of the human music industry.
i go back and forth about whether he still preforms in the human world. probably, right? but i could see him satisfied just being the band manager/agent from hell, especially in recent years
that is all i can think of off the top of my head! hope you liked reading my ramble lol! he is so fun to draw and if you or anyone had any ideas about him i would also really love to hear them! thx uuu!!
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ur-dad-satan · 5 months
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I’m certain that MC would incorporate Vine into their everyday speech to harass the brothers. Like, I can imagine MC slowly becoming more and more feral by the day like:
MC: *jumping down half a flight of stairs and falling flat on their face*
Asmo & Mam: OMD!! MC are you okay?!
MC: *starting to get up* Mother TRUCKER, Dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! :D
Lucifer: MC, please refrain from doing dangerous things like that again. My blood pressure is high enough without your stunts.
MC: *rolls their eyes and smiles*
*.*.*.*.*.
Mammon: *running and screaming down the hallway* *runs into Lucifer* HELP!
MC: *stopping right in front of Lucifer with their hand behind their back*
Lucifer: MC, what do you have?
MC: *pulling out a big ass kitchen knife* A KNIFE!!
Mam & Luci: NO!
Luci: Why do you have that?!
MC: Mammon made me mad. I wasn't actually gonna hurt him. I was just gonna scare him. I love his cute little face too much! :D
Mam: *well mark me down as scared and horny* MC, What the hell??
MC: *blows a kiss to both of them and walks away*
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applettun · 6 months
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is this a bedbuge?
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radarchives · 7 months
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