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ur-dad-satan · 4 hours
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Hi little gremlins in my laptop
Hi kids!! I haven't forgotten about y'all, I'm in my final week of this semester so I'm gonna try to write more when I'm done with everything. How are y'all doing?? What's the tea?? I got my Mammon plush!! Pics coming soon!!
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ur-dad-satan · 1 day
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make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
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ur-dad-satan · 3 days
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REMINDER TO NOT TALK TO THE GUARDIAN ABOUT DIY HRT IF ASKED ❗️❗️❗️
Susanna Rustin is a huge TERF too, and a quick search of her name on The Guardian brings up repeated proof.
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ur-dad-satan · 4 days
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I'm convinced that anyone who says that men shouldn't wear dresses is just mad they will never look as good as Billy Porter, Harry Styles, or Eugene Lee Yang. They eat all of those homophobes up with a glance.
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They're not the first, they won't be the last. Cry about it <3
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ur-dad-satan · 5 days
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I'm not gonna lie to y'all; I have NOT been working on the Levi or the Lucifer smut because it's finals week and I have like three tests and a project to do. When I turn everything in, I'll work on the smuts as much as I can. Sorry it's taking so long you horny little people.
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ur-dad-satan · 5 days
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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
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ur-dad-satan · 5 days
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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
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ur-dad-satan · 5 days
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The first one is majorly giving Llamas with Hats
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ur-dad-satan · 5 days
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Parents should not be reading your journals
Parents should not be searching through your trash 
Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 
Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 
Parents should not be invading your privacy 
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ur-dad-satan · 6 days
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Hey blooket gold switches were no joke. My strat was to switch with the second or third place for a while and then towards the end, switch with first and keep just enough gold to freeze someone if needed
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Why is Charlie like this (guess broski really dislikes Evan..)
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ur-dad-satan · 6 days
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reblog to make prev stop having headaches
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ur-dad-satan · 6 days
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I love you pretty little sapphics <3
happy lesbian visibility week
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ur-dad-satan · 8 days
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Simeon literally calls him a child multiple times in both OM and Nightbringer. He's a child
i finally got to witness this argument and now i can make fun of it
luke: *acts and looks like a child and is also undatable*
some fuckers: ERM ACKCHYUALLY, HE'S 1000 YEARS OLD SO IT'S FINE TO SHIP HIM WITH-
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we're not doing the thousand year loli argument again. i'm not going through this time loop again
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ur-dad-satan · 8 days
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He's still my tiny little babie son
Man, puberty hit Luke, he looks like a different person now XD
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My son!!
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ur-dad-satan · 8 days
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You know, I'm feeling pretty Mercury today...
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ur-dad-satan · 8 days
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– Audrey Hepburn
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ur-dad-satan · 8 days
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Call me he/they when I wear a dress and look incredibly fem to make someone's right wing uncle write about me on Facebook
My gender is whatever pisses off conservatives worse
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