YAN! RICH MAN’S SUBORDINATE: Sir, you shouldn’t be doing this. [Y/N] will think you’re easy to manipulate and take advantage of. They’ll drain your money!
YAN! RICH MAN’S SUBORDINATE: You should give them heartfelt, tiny gestures instead.
YAN! RICH MAN: . . .
YAN! RICH MAN: But I want to be taken advantage of.
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— Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2012
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what theatre shows would you recommend one should watch while in london this summer?
Mate, I lived in London for ten years and let me tell you - there's no way someone who lives in London can afford London theatre ticket prices! Only two shows I remember seeing in my time there were The Play That Goes Wrong and Operation: Mincemeat, both of which were excellent, but I've no idea if they're still running.
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RICH YAN! : Why don’t we make a bet? If I get a perfect score here, I’ll buy you lunch.
READER: And if you don’t?
RICH YAN!: . . . I’ll buy you lunch.
READER: You’re just looking for excuses to buy me lunch aren’t you?
RICH YAN!: Yes . . .
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