Idea for all you pagans and witches out there: If you get Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons or those sorts knocking at your door, instead of politely turning them away, don on your most witchy, out-there, non-christian-friendly accessories and attire and open the door.

Be cheerful and welcoming! Say you’re more then open to chat about spirituality, take their pamphlets, try to show them any books of your own you have, hell, even invite them inside for a cup of tea by your altar to Odin.

I don’t know how it’ll go down, but I’m almost certain the interaction will be funny af.

I tried spelling Zapy and it autocorrected to Salt so my nickname for u is officially Salt.

POV you're hurrying out of the church with your screaming child:

- LAFAYOOT 1 FEB 2K23

endless cycle

no you don't understand i love baby raph so much