women's pants shopping is a fucking nightmare. how can u be a size -2 in one brand but a size 300 in another
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How to care for your beloved in the case of venom/infection
DO apply a temporary tourniquet to your beloved to isolate the venom
DO suck the excess venom from your beloved’s wound
DO acquire an unsullied herb that has not been fertilized by the previously-human-face taunting you from the dirt and apply to your beloved’s wound remove the remaining venom
DON’T chase your beloved
DON’T corner your beloved in an alley
DON’T force your blood into your beloved’s mouth as both a cure for infection and a tracking device
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Rewatching "A Damned Man" and it is both 100% believable and utterly bonkers that this Stede Bonnet:
Is going to be this Stede Bonnet:
Is going to be this Stede Bonnet:
And is also somehow never going to lose his kindness and his gentleness and his whimsy.
Like, that's quite a character progression without ever violating the essence and reality of the character.
What a man.
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Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)
So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:
Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:
Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:
He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues
The Chair Appears - Spain
He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood
The Chair Evolves - Silverstone
Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!
The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)
I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)
*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha
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"Whoever put you on that bull screwed you over, you're better than that. Unless you've gotten a lot worse over the last five years."
"... I was surprised to see you there."
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