"no gandpa. your not killing your self at the dinner table bc the big bang theory ended years ago" -ranboo
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You are the main character of your own story.
So don't feel afraid to hit them with a plot twist.
<3
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“Why are we doing couples therapy with mountains” good question king
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welp here we go again
INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Dream: Wednesay
Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Dream: Well of course I have.
Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Dream: It's boring.
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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Y/n:
Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo
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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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George: Welcome, fellow idiots
Y/n: Hello, George
George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Y/n: You underestimate me
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George: *Gets down on one knee*
Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
George: *Falls over*
Y/n: The poison is kicking in.
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Tommy: Change is inedible.
Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Y/n: Oh, I’m always running
Y/n: The question is from what
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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Y/n: It’s not a joke.
Y/n: *sniffles*
Y/n: I’m a legit snack.
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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Y/n: What did you do op?
Foolish: A MISTAKE
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Y/n: Foolish...
Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat.
Foolish: You're disappointed.
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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n: Oh! B positive.
Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n:
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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding.
Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.
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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Technoblade: Absolutely not.
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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't
ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so
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Wilbur: Hey Phil I just lost my sister in a boiler explosion
Sneeg: Aaww not this again
Phil: Not the boiler explosion
Ranboo: Hey Phil I just lost some dude's sister in a boiler explosion
Tubbo: Hey Phil I just installed this faulty boiler
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Seeing my entire timeline on all social medias freaking the fuck out over Genloss is so funny because I'm getting HARD deja vu to when the DSMP was at its peak and people were talking about how much they cried when Tommy stabbed his friend in the chest during the Poopoofart arc or whatever and then the image they provide is a 240p Minecraft screencap
im seeing people talking about how fucked up and traumatic this series to watch and the screenshot provided is a man looking in horror at a fucking Spirit Halloween skeleton
and as an outsider looking in who only knows the basic premise, I’m just seeing screenshots of it on twitter, I'm like “why is hit twitch dot teevee streamer Vinny Vinesauce on the shotgun carousel from the 2009 horror/thriller film Saw 6″
then on YouTube I'm recommended a video from the Vinesauce channel just called “Vinny dies” and its him being thrown through a laser maze then crushed with an anvil like a looney tunes character and I'm just like ??????
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Slimecicle: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Philza: Have everyone stand.
Wilbur: Bring three more chairs!
Ranboo: The most important ones can sit down.
Tommy: Kill three.
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