Tubbo: If you are anxious, relax. If you need money, just rob a bank
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Joel: Welcome to- eerr- Skizz's crack alley
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Tommy: Okay ask me another question
Skeppy: How old were you when you lost your virginity
Tommy:
Tommy: Skeppy-? I'm actually losing it right now
Skeppy: Oh-
Tommy: Yep it's right now is when I lost my virginity Skeppy. And it was to you in that sumo game
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Aimsey: How do non-coffee people survive
Scar: Staring into the sun
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Ranboo: I'M LIKE DELIVEROO EXCEPT I'M GAY
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Ranboo: I guess the key was beauty and call me the god damn beholder huh?
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Ranboo: Maybe one day I should just cover myself in ink
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Piso: I wanted to see the Queen. Bad news....
Tubbo: Yeah I'm not really sure what happened there
Piso: At the airport, I arrived at the Queen's terminal, which I was like 'yeah she was, wasn't she?'
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(On the topic of cannibalism)
Cub: Yeah.... yeah, that's something the Convex would do, maybe?
Scar: Yeah yeah yeah! We eat people! We don't talk about it in the videos, but we do! Do you ever wonder where the NHO went?
Cub: Yeah, we consumed the NHO.
Scar: The Revolution's next, I'm looking forward to that dinner!
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyRZPoyTw2k&t=740s
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Tubbo: Yeah Tallulah lowkey fucked in the head
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Ranboo: I would gladly have... y'know half my body overtaken by an ink demon
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Charlie: Uh oh looks like our contestant is running out of slime. I mean slime I mean slime I mean slime I mean slime-
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Tubbo: You would have never kept a secret that you were pregnant with my baby
Ranboo: No I wouldn't
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Ranboo, reading chat: 'What is wrong with you?' Do you want the god damn list?
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Ranboo: OH yeah I need to bring joy to children!!
Ranboo: I never do that :D
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Read the room
OH MY GOSH I AM SO SORRY I had scheduled that post before everything had came out!! I forgot that it was in the queue but I will be stopping any and all quotes coming from Wilbur from now on. Again I am so incredibly sorry about this. I am in full support of Shelby and do not wish for people to get hurt like she did
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Wilbur: Now say 'your cities will crumble and your men will perish'
Crumb: Your cities will crumble and your men will perish :3
Wilbur: We went swimming yesterday and hearing Crumb Cuptoast say "Kill them Wilbur, KILL THEM ALL" was one of my favourite moments
Jack: Why did you say that to him?
Crumb: I never said anything, I think you're imagining things, I think you're making things up in your head
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