"I should've known something was wrong when I smelt the cinnamon...I'm sorry I didn't realize it, kid." Technoblade says quietly, holding back the enderian's spilt hair away from his face.

Ranboo gags into the trashcan. "I-it's not your fault."

Technoblade sighs. It was his fault, he thought, but Ranboo is too sweet and gentle to think anything of the sort.

Once Ranboo's stomach seems to have calmed down for now, Technoblade helps Ranboo lay down on the couch.

"Get some rest. It's going to get worse before it gets better," Technoblade says.

Generation Loss is a comedic tragedy in every sense of the word. Every character we see exemplifies this fact, but no one other than The Austin Show proves its truth.

We begin at the carousel. Austin, Gay, takes his turn by pleading for himself to live because he has a wife and children back home. The rest of the cast interrogates him about his “wife and kids,” clearly suspicious of his truthfulness without even knowing his dubbed “title.” Everyone in the room treats Austin like a joke.

In turn, so do we.

Next, we reach the closet and shortly after the failed drag show, Austin remarks, “Look, I uh… I didn’t expect to die here.” It’s a moment of pure honesty, whether we like it or not. It happens again when the Puzzler tries to party with them, and Austin has to angrily remind him that they are his captives and are actively trying to kill them.

Austin: “What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? We're trying to get out of here. I have children and wives— wife. One wife! What is this some sort of game? I’ve been stuck in hear for hours it seems. We’re trying to get out. Why is nobody else freaking out? We’ve got C4 strapped to our neck…”

It isn’t until Ethan’s death, his blood pooling out from underneath the door, Austin screaming at the others, begging them to have a reaction, to care about their circumstances, to care about death, that we finally understand Austin’s role in Generation Loss.

After all, in every great comedy, someone always has to play the straight man.

Reading the Dream SMP transcripts is like reading a dystopian book. George Orwell and Kazuo Ishiguro got nothing on those guys. I've never felt such a dysfunctional society, but I cant stop watching and reading the story because I've grown to adore all the damn characters. From Nihachu and Ghostbur to Dream and Techno. It's terrifying, but even when my mind is telling me to not fall in the angst hole I literally jump in head first. I'm like not even half way through the first season, but I'm already ready to die for at least half the characters👍😀

Here are some links if anyone wants to read / watch from the beginning 🥱

Yesterday and today's steam

DreamSMP character stickers are FINALLY available on my etsy! 

I’ve got ALMOST all of them in their main skins, The DSMP skin variants will be coming soon! 

this was supposed to be a small sketch for a gen loss spotify playlist cover and then brain went brrrrrrrr

unsubbing from/unfollowing a lot of Dream SMP people today like. nature is healing

thank Jonnie for filling me in on the behavior of one ""faceless"" streamer that had occurred while I was knee-deep in spring finals

RANBOO [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU] [THROWS VARIOUS COINS AT YOU]

Oof ouch ouchie my skin my flesh it’s melting the coins too hot oh man

Some MCC34 Red Rabbits Highlights:

"JEROME, I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU OLD-" - Ranboo (great moment to join)

FIRE ON TOP OF THE MAZE HOW DID HE GET THERE

Ranboo's repeated "Let's go girls!"

"Bell, Mangrove PROPOGU- WHAT IS A MANGROVE PROPAGULE?"

"Oh, you can die. That's new."

RED RABBITS GRID RUNNERS FIRST

Michael's bossing it despite being super tipsy XD

Fire sharing the secret of how he got on top of the maze XD

Red in Dodgebolt? [eyes and hands emoji]

Michael is a lot more drunk than he thought he was, he thought this was Game 7 XD

Poor Pink misunderstanding Push-Up Park with a HUGE audience.

"Eight, fifth- Okay, how did we get first?" Individual rankings in!!

Oof, Red third.

"Guys, I am never streaming sober again." - Michael

I think enderwalk!Ranboo would be really cool with Just some guy(TM) Techno in an origins setting or something

you’ve got me brainrotting now Oof

Ooooh, for sure. When doing content for osmp with 'just a guy' human Techno (still a fav of mine), why stop at just Ranboo being protective though?

All the hybrids probably are very protective of their only human member. Not that Techno isn't perfectly capable of looking after himself, in fact he can probably give most of them a run for their money when it comes purely to fighting skills. But a lot of them are physically stronger, have more stamina, can fly, are super fast, can't be hurt/become sick as easily... So it's hard not to register Techno as somebody needing protecting, the 'runt' of the commune so to speak. Even the members who are physically more fragile have other powers such as poison, etc. Techno doesn't have all of that! Of course they need to protect him!

Plus, lots of room for funky hybrid instincts. Techno has like ten different sets of hybrid instincts he has to deal with, every one of his non-human family members has their own quirks as a result of them registering him as 'pack'/'flock'/'(insert other hybrid equivalent)'

Techno was a bit weirded out by this at first but has since accepted it. Maybe it can even be kinda nice to be seen as somebody worth caring for :')

45. Since you've said that just about every character you've written is a self insert, what's the character you relate to the most? Or a character that isn't yours?

45. Name a few characters you relate to?

In the TPiaG cast, I relate to everyone pretty equally! They all reflect different facets of my personality and life experiences, at least with how I've written them. As for characters that aren't mine / in TPiaG... Oof. Oh man. I'm going to embarrass myself doing this, I just know it. But here goes nothing. Now presenting the informal Sincerely-Sofie kin list!

Ranboo and TommyInnit's characters from Dream SMP

I'd never heard of Ranboo as a content creator before my friends busted in the door to my DMs to say his character was Literally Sofie and I needed to check these compilation videos of him Right This Very Second. I didn't believe them at first. But then I watched a couple vids and was like "Ah. I see. He IS Literally Sofie."

I had to avoid watching anything put out by Ranboo for his DSMP character because the guy's acting was so good I would feel down for days after watching his lore. That one scene in the panic room where he's talking with the voice in his head hit too close to home, and I couldn't watch anything else by him afterward because it would send me backsliding emotionally. It was very cathartic, don't get me wrong! But psychosis was a bit too fresh of a wound at the time for me to start revisiting.

TommyInnit's character is one that I think people might be surprised I relate to, but his prey animal rage is something I find very relatable. I might be projecting too many headcanons onto him, however. I've written a fair number of fics focusing on Tommy, and I never was certain if he was very in-character.

Hunter from The Owl House

I haven't watched The Owl House in full, and don't have the means to do so, but Oh My Word. Hunter is just me in a different outfit. Geeky little ADHD-having, people-pleasing, dumb-dumb itty bitty trauma-experiencing baby boy. I see him and I see my teenage self. That one scene in that montage where the main cast are in the human world and he gets a haircut because he's having issues with his hair being triggering? I've lived that! I hardly have to project onto him because he's already me.

Sophie from Howl's Moving Castle (the movie specifically)

Book Sophie is too sassy for me to compare myself to, haha. But movie Sophie is pretty relatable! Being hesitant yet impulsive, lacking confidence when it comes to herself but finding it easy to take a leadership role and advocate for others— heck, I even had identical hair to her when I was younger, complete with those annoying little wispy hairs coming out from her hairline! I also used to have a habit of talking to inanimate objects before anxiety beat that trait out of me.

One might assume the name was a contributing factor to me relating to her. Now would probably be a good time to reveal Sofie is just a pen name, not my real one ^^;

My Melody from Sanrio

Take my word for it: this rabbit is my fursona I commissioned from Sanrio. You all need to know that this is what I look like when I'm reading your asks + the tags on your reblogs. I was originally planning to run a blog themed around My Melody. My Melody??? More like ME Melody.

Water deep as loneliness Chapter One: Boating trip

Tw: Fear, fearplay, dehumanization, swearing, Safe and Unwilling Noms, messin around with humans like their ants and or play-things, that's about it, read with discretion- WC: 1,585 words

Tommy stared out at the water. He wasn’t the biggest fan of being out in the ocean, but there wasn’t much reason to stay on land. He’d heard that this fisherman was taking people out into the ocean on his fairly big boat, and he wanted to get away from his orphanage, so this was the best option. They left Essempi and were expecting to dock at L’Manburg in a few hours. He sighed, this was the perfect opportunity to get away, he just had to make sure none of the suspicious passengers didn’t stop him and ask where he was going, why he was alone, or why he had a full backpack. He saw someone try to come over and talk to him but excused himself quickly. He didn’t really like talking to people, and people didn’t really like talking to him, so he usually stayed away. He hid in the back of the boat, in between crates holding XD knows what.

He was debating on crawling inside one and seeing where he ended up when a loud crash was heard. It was like a boulder had hit the side of the ship. “What the fuck!” He whisper-shouted as he peeked out from his small corner in between and under boxes, he could hear people shouting before being cut off with a splash. He could’ve sworn that he was scaled in the water as he peeked over the edge, staying close to the floor. Oh, shit, he’d heard the legends of Mers, but he didn’t think they’d actually be real! He quickly hid in one of the crates, practically jumping inside the only open one and sealing it with a lid. He heard a few more shouts, but he ignored them as he closed his eyes and plugged his ears with his fingers…

“Aww, this one’s dead too!” Tubbo informed Ranboo as he circled around the nearly broken ship. He looked over to Boo as he emerged on the other side of the ship, shaking his head. He groaned a bit, “It’s no fun to play with dead ones…” The two continued searching for humans, but they only found more that drowned. “Hm, maybe next time we shouldn’t splash ‘em into the water.” Ranboo nodded, “Well, we could always just sink the boat?” Boo asked, it wasn’t that much fun, but it was something. They turned back to the boat but it was already sinking. The two collectively groaned, “Well at least we could get some food out of these crates.”

Tommy could hear the Mer’s searching through the rubble of the boat. He was thrown around quite a bit as the boat sunk, and was now floating in said crate from earlier, only had one eye hole to peek through at many other crates, floating in the ocean. Oh shit, he was going to die. He could feel himself start to hyperventilate as he drifted. The Mer’s continued to tear apart crates, he even caught a flash of scales everyonce in a while out of the peephole. Then he watched as the water disappeared, getting farther and farther away as the crate he was in was lifted up. “Oooooh…” he made a few noises, oofs, and urgs, all the way.

“Hmm, I think there’s something alive in this one!” Tubbo shouted out to Ranboo as he picked up another crate. This one was slightly heavier than the rest, but it was still extremely light. Ranboo swam over, peering into Tubbo’s palm where the small crate rested, smaller shorter than his pinkie, but slightly bigger in length than it. He reached out, slicing at the crate with his claw, prying it open. “Got it!” He proclaimed as he busted it open. He unceremoniously dumped all of the contents out, it was mostly straw, but then out came a smol human in a red and white shirt. “Ahhh!” It shouted as it fell out onto the palm.

Tommy quickly got to his feet when he landed on the somewhat warm and scaly palm. Holy fucking shit they were big. He gazed up, up, even further up at the Mer, they were smiling a large toothy smile as they stared down at him. The Mer holding (fuck he hated thinking about that) him made a noise, kinda like a shrill gentle screech. The fingers adjusted slightly, pulling him into a grip. “No, no no no!” They curled around him as he was lifted up for inspection. Oh, shit, he really was gonna die, and in such a horrible way. He fully expected the Mer to just eat him. But, that didn’t appear to be the case. He tried to work up the courage to speak, but no words came. He could hear another Mer behind him, but he couldn’t turn his head. “P-p-please…” he lightly whispered. It wasn’t super loud, but it was a word at least.

It didn’t appear like they heard him, they just kept on chittering between the two of them. This was fucking terrifying. They started swimming just in a random direction away from land, so that definitely wasn’t good. They came to a tame spot of the ocean that seemed to have a Coral Reef down below the water. They chittered all the way, making strange noises all the way. Tommy wished he knew what they were gonna do with him, he was surprised that he hadn’t died yet, from everything he’d heard about the legends of the Mer’s, he thought they’d have killed him already. Then something, unexpected happened.

The one holding him, started, counting. It made a noise, waited for a second, made another one, then made a final one a second later. That was when he threw The Human a far distance away. “AHHHHHH!” He simply shouted as he hit the cold water. He stayed submerged there until he spotted both mer’s gunning for him, hands stretched out as they tried to grab at him. They appeared to be fighting each other over who would catch him. As they did this, Tommy desperately tried to get to the surface. Until one clawed hand wrapped around him, it was rough and knocked the air out of his lungs. He was lifted out of the water and took in the air. More chittering was heard. Before another noise was heard from the water.

“Boys! It’s time for Dinner!” Tubbo groaned at Phil’s voice. He really wished they’d been able to play with the human a little more. “What should we do with it?” He asked Ranboo who was holding the human in a tight grip. “You might wanna, loosen that a bit.” He informed him. “Oh, yea.” He shifted the human to rest in his open palms. “Land is a bit too far away, but we could always keep him for a bit.” Tubbo nodded, “Yea, you can store it for a bit, we could continue tomorrow.” Ranboo nodded somewhat eagerly, as Tubbo disappeared to go placate Phil for a sec.

Tommy was glad when he was shifted to rest in the creature's palms. He really didn’t want that to happen again, and he was building his voice back up, as he was lifted high up, close to this Pricks face. “OI BI-“ He tries to shout with all of his ‘annoying’ gusto, but he was unceremoniously shoved into the Mer’s mouth, where he landed on the soft muscle of the creature's tongue. Oh shit. He backed up with urgency, poking himself on one of the sharp teeth. Oh Prime, this was it. He shouted as the wet tongue pushed him around, lathering him in Saliva. This was so gross, but the Mer ended up swallowing thickly, pushing him toward the dark tunnel that lay at the end. He shouted and screeched as he tried to avoid the tunnel. But it was fruitless as his legs got sucked into the tube.

The throat dragged him down deep inside the mer, he tried to fight it with everything he had, but it was far too late. He was gonna die, and he hadn’t done shit with his life. He held back his tears and shouted with outrage as he tried to climb back up, but the muscles forced him further down until he finally landed in a slightly lit-up room. But this wasn’t a room, this was his demise. He lay in there, just in shock at what had happened. This wasn’t how he wanted today to go, nor how he wanted to die. "Oi Prick face!" He shouted as loud as he could, "You better let me out of here or I'll fuck your stomach up!" He tried to beat up the stomach from the inside, prime he hated that word, but it didn't do shit. He resigned to just cryin in the corner, how brave.

Tubbo sat on his ‘bed’, waiting for Ranboo to come so they could get some dinner. Finally, the Black and White Mer came down. "What took ya so long Boo?" He asked, only Semi-Concerned. "Um, well it put up a bit of a fight and it kinda-" He was cut off by Phil. "C'mon! Dinners ready guys!" Tubbo shouted back that they were coming, "C'mon, you can tell me later." Ranboo nodded his head, following Tubbo out. Afterward, they headed to bed, and Boo tried to tell Tubbo again. "Sorry, could you just tell me in the morning? I'm really tired right now..." He really was, Boo mumbled goodnight, and they headed to bed...

Words I’ve had to seriously struggle to define when explaining to my sister-in-law and/or mother (a list in progress):

POG. - She was aware what “Play Of Game” meant but didn’t understand usage outside of sports.

Blorbo - After much stuttering we came to the conclusion that it’s “a character you really like.”

FML - After explaining what it literally means, I then had to quickly explain that it’s just a way to say “ugh, this sucks”.

Uncle Rick - This was actually done by my little brother who became incensed when he learned my mother didn’t know Rick Riordan was nicknamed that.

Isekai - I accidentally used this term while explaining the story I beta for and then had to Google it so I didn’t explain it wrong.

Rip - obviously she knew what “R. I. P.” means but i had to specify the nuance of just saying the word “rip”.

E - in reference to when people just type the letter “E” in people’s comments in streams. Specifically back when I watched Technoblade and Ranboo streams. I gave up explaining this one.

AO3 - the website. I just had to explain the whole concept of the website. It took like ten minutes.

RSlash or R/ - the YouTuber, and by extension, saying the thread out loud. This one was amusing because my dad was confused too and he spends hours on Reddit.

Beta reading - when I needed to explain why I couldn’t help with the dishes I was in the middle of something. After explaining, she was surprisingly lenient.

Oof - I struggled explaining this one a lot.

IRL - I really didn’t expect this to be a problem. It somehow took longer than you’d expect.

TL;DR - once again, really didn’t expect this to be a problem. Didn’t take that long to explain tho.

Anon - specifically in reference to asking questions on Tumblr. Had to explain it is not the same as QAnon.

Tags - I was talking about fics on AO3. This was what led to me explaining AO3.

Ratio - I’m still not sure she gets it but she doesn’t use Twitter or Insta much anyways.

Stan/Stanning - I’m also not sure she gets it but she claimed to and I don’t use it enough for this to be a problem.

Vibe - how do you describe the concept of vibe? Cause idk and my sister-in-law still doesn’t either. We’re both just winging it.

Slay - this was my sister-in-law trying to explain it to my mother. That was very entertaining.

I’ll reblog if another interesting one comes around.

i think ranboos finally learning swear words other than "damn" and "hell" because not only did he drop and f bomb during genloss but they said shit too... Also the finale was OOF straight in the stomach and brain and guts for me at least

First Mini tickle fic. Let’s goooooo!

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Switch!tubbo

Switch!ranboo

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In a mansion far away in snowchester, tubbo and ranboo were cuddling. Tubbo was resting their head on Ranboos chest “mmm. You’re so warm” tubbo said as ranboo nodded “that’s normal. Like how you’re so cold.” Ranboo teased as tubbo scoffed “excuse me?” Tubbo said as ranboo responded with “you are excused” tubbo sighed and replied with “I didn’t need a sassyboo while we were cuddling!” And he squeezed ranboos sides “eEK-! H-hehey!” Ranboo chuckled out as he reached out and tickled tubbo sides for revenge “RaHAhanboo!!!” Tubbo squeaked out while he pounced on ranboo playfully. they both fought for the upperhand but lo and behold tubbo was on top of ranboos hips “tubbo! Get off!” Ranboo said as he bucked his hips. Tubbo almost fell off but he held on strong. “No thank you buddy! you need to be taken down a notch” tubbo responded as he tickled ranboos ribs! “WhaahahhaA-!” Ranboo squirmed and giggled as tubbo started at the bottom ribs and pitched their way up. Ranboo squealed and cackled from the pitnching of their bottom ribs “1. 2~ 3~” “WHahaaAHAt aAHahare YOhohou DOoinhhnhihahg” ranboo asked and tubbo answered “just counting your ribs! What number was I on?” “YOhohoU Wherrehehehere ohohon 3!” “Was I? Hm. I’m not sure I guess I gotta restart.” Tubbo said as they pinched all of their ribs and scribbled them and ranboo cackled before knocking tubbo off “Oof-“ tubbo said before ranboo strattled them the same way tubbo did to them. And you know what happened then. Tubbo got DESTORYED.

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Well I’m not that good at writing but I tried! :P hope you like it!

if q asked tommy to join qsmp oof..

no one should have any reservations here if tommy was invited im sure he'd be on there (at least as often as wilbur lol) that guy is friends with ranboo and tubbo he doesnt pick sides like that he would be on there if asked