thebusytypewriter
No dogs on the moon!
Call me Salem if you like! I also go by Bard on occasion :> she/they | early 20s My writing can be found under the tag Salem's Works!
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Tri-God AU - The Former Bishops
Five becomes four becomes three becomes two becomes one becomes nothing . . . becomes three. The four are left to be shepherded by the three.
Leshy
Assistant farmer, loves his dirt.
Has a partner: Basil, golden barn cat. May have another on the verge of confession.
Self-proclaimed “good boy” (learned the phrase from someone in camp. Basil can and will find out who).
Despite being a “good boy,” he still very much likes to cause chaos in little ways on the daily.
Tall boy, built like a proper cryptid. (Is still gentle with his kitty)
Bottomless pit for food.
Sleeps immersed in the soil every so often.
Heket
Head chef, damn good at her job.
Only speaks on rare occasions, and with great difficulty. She signs most of the time and developed a system for tapping rhythms in the kitchen for communication.
Has a blossoming relationship with the fox Alnana, her second-in-command.
Small but mighty. Can and will kick ass if needed.
Was a farmer originally, while she was recovering.
The other bottomless pit for food.
Surprisingly good with kids.
Kallamar
Head medic after being supervised by the old turtle Zelva.
Ears are still torn off; he instead has stained glass-esque ear cuffs that distract from the injury. They double as sound funnels when needed.
Invented a new medical technique in which he can use his inherent echolocation abilities to sound out abnormalities in someone’s body.
BIG hand-talker. Lots of gestures. It mixes with signing sometimes.
Jumpy and cowardly in general, but still quite sociable.
No set longterm partner, but instead bounces around between shortterm partners.
Spends his free time either in the library or in the saltwater lake.
Shamura
Advisor to the Deaths.
Regained most cognizance after a couple hundred years of memory therapy.
Soft- and slow-spoken.
Doubles as head librarian and teacher when needed.
Does still have a strained relationship with all three gods, but their faith is unmistakable, so the Deaths let it slide.
Sits and knits when their mind is not at its top form. Tends to speak in prophecies and metaphors when this happens.
Took on Kaliaphra’s cousin Theanno as his mentor of sorts. They feel a strong kinship with him despite… events.
Tri-God AU - The Gods of Death
#Tri-God AU#cult of the lamb#salem's works#cotl leshy#cotl heket#cotl kallamar#cotl shamura#cotl bishops#cult of the lamb au#cotl au#this is the last art thing you're getting out of me for the next like. two+ weeks btw#just wanted to get this out there ASAP
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
#local non-pokemon-player here#i immediately googled what i got and uh#dunsparce for me#at. at least it sounds like they like to just flee#“It hides deep inside caves where no light ever reaches it and remains virtually motionless there.” hey now#50/50 gender probability means both i get to have both haHA#gonna spin for a companion#MACHOP BODYGUARD LET'S GO#i actually know this one yippee#i. wanna do it one more time bc rule of three#toedscool......... okay then#a dunsparce a machop and a toedscool walk into a pokecenter
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A while ago it was a trend to draw this screencap of Tamaki. I wanted to join in 🤧💖
I finally touched my busted computer again, it has been not working as well and part of the touch screen is broken. I love paint tool Sai 2 but using my computer is a hassle 😭. Where can o petition to get an app for Sai.
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Angel!Charlie & Vaggie - Role Swap AU (credit)
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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
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*gasp!* Kallamar has a little crush on Ewe? How do Lamb and Narinder feel about it? I love your art btw please keep it up!!! 🩷🩷🩷
Thank you so much!! It’s been a bit of a time the last few weeks, but I’m doing my best to keep posting regularly. 😭 As for your question…
The lamb is…aware of it, but sees the matter to be harmless (doesn’t mean they don’t get annoyed by it sometimes, though), and Narinder isn’t even in the know until later on when Lamb tells him about it.
Needless to say, Kallamar chills out and gets over it after the lamb, Narinder, and Ewe get married, only occasionally getting blushy when she does something particularly cute, and talking her up to others from an admiring but platonic point of view.
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Eyedropping the bishops’ colors was a saturated mistake so I have adjusted them YIPPEE
#oh hush salem#cult of the lamb#for the record this is not because i dislike the color palettes#it’s because they’re slightly more saturated than what i like#anyway bishop designs soon-ish!
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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have
#literally 75% of oc conversations with jonnie#‘hey what if these two idiots were siblings’ ‘lmao’ ‘…….wait’
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Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...
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*screeching*
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COTL fanart!
Started this as a simple way to get rid of my art block and ended up with 8 fully rendered drawings somehow, i wasnt even planning on drawing backgrounds lol
also sorry for the long post (it will be even longer next time)
All the references ↓
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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Happy Birthday Best Boy!
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Danganronpa V3 AU where everything is exactly the same except Shuichi does this little puppy head tilt whenever he's confused
#op have you considered that this can be canon anyhow#hc more accurately but still#in fact i am adopting this hc thank you#danganronpa
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Drew the Lamb, Narinder, and the Follower Bishops.
Some close ups.
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