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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Maya: If you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavors instead of the color, they're 100% a cop.
Lucas: Yeah but you gotta specify. Frost Glacier Freeze or Cool Blue. You can't just say "blue" because there's more than one blue.
Zay: Blue and light blue. Nice try, officer.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Riley and Maya: [crying at the bay window]
Zay: [walks in and starts crying too]
Maya: Why are you crying?
Zay: I just like being a part of things!
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Maya: Ugh, Lucas sucks. I can't believe I have to date him.
Zay: You don't.
Maya: No, he's very dumb and very hot, so unfortunately, I do.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: Lucas is the hot one so go for it.
Maya: What?
Zay: I'm clean. I cooked. I loved that story about your great-grandmother who was suffering...
Maya: She was a suffragette.
Zay: Whatever. The point is you're gonna fall for the guy with the abs and let the guy with personality get away.
Lucas: Law of the jungle.
Maya: You think I'd drop a guy I like because a slightly more handsome guy is in the room?
Lucas: Slightly?
Zay: You heard her.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Maya: How could you not like pizza, Minkus, how could you not like - it's pizza?!
Farkle: See this is why I don't ever tell anybody, okay? Because everyone always freaks out and acts like it's a personal attack. It's not my fault, I was born this way!
Zay: Don't you bring Lady Gaga into this.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Riley, texting Farkle: so i'm having a mental breakdown in the school bathroom but someone decided to take a vioLENT shit in the next stall.
Maya, texting Zay: there's a girl sobbing in the bathroom stall next to me and i have to take a record breaking shit. i feel bad i'm going to ruin her teen movie coming of age turning point moment with the hellish sounds of this giant shit.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: You use emojis like a straight person.
Maya: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Riley: Aaaand applesauce!
Farkle: What?
Riley: Applesauce! It's our code word for "go."
Farkle: We didn't talk about a code word.
Riley: Who did I talk to about it?
[Meanwhile]
Zay: Aaaand applesauce!
Maya: Huh?
Zay: Applesauce! It's our code word for "go."
Maya:
Zay: Who did I talk to about this? Oh no, we're crackerjacks!
Maya: What?!
Zay: That means we're busted. Who did I talk to about this?!
[Later]
Riley: Oh no, we're crackerjacks!
Zay: Oh, it was you!
Riley: It was you!
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: Would you be mad if I just used the argument, "I’m allowed to say that, one of my best friends is a lesbian"?
Maya: Never. I’m proud to help you win arguments.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Farkle: Maya... How do I begin to explain maya?
Riley: Maya is flawless.
Zay: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Isadora: I hear she does car commercials...in Japan.
Lucas: One time she punched me in the face... It was awesome.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Zay: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It's eating me alive! Riley got stung by a jellyfish.
Riley: All right! All right. I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand, I couldn't walk.
Maya: We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Riley: I was in too much pain.
Maya: And then Zay remembered something.
Zay: I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Farkle: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... Ewwww! You peed on yourself?!
Smackle and Lucas: Ewwww!
Riley: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I tried, but I couldn't...bend that way. So... [looks at Zay]
Smackle, Farkle, and Lucas, turning to look at Zay: Ewwww!!
Zay: That's right I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I'd pee on anyone of you! Only, uh, I couldn't. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So I turned to Maya.
Maya: Zay kept screaming at me, “Do it now! Do it! Do it! Do it now!” Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Zay: [laughs] That's ‘cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Zay: Everything Gucci?
Maya: It is American Eagle at best, my dude.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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[texting]
Maya: u are hella petty
Zay: and conceited i thought this said pretty
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: This is worse than when you punched that vending machine.
Maya: I didn't pay for those Sour Straws to get stuck on the coil!
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Zay: What’s the movie, where they bring that monster to life and then have to destroy it?
[at the same time]
Maya: Frankenstein.
Riley: Frosty the Snowman.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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[Texts received after Zay has fallen down the stairs]
Riley: I hope you're okay!
Farkle: Stop falling down the stairs.
Maya: How'd the ground taste
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