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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Maya: You know those girls that are, like, confident?
Riley: Yeah, I hate them.
Smackle: Me too.
Maya: I just pretended to be one of them. Okay, I walked right up to him and decided to be that bitch.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: He can apologize to me in hell!
Riley: Why are you going to hell?
Zay: I love gossip and I don't really care about the environment.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: Lucas is the hot one so go for it.
Maya: What?
Zay: I'm clean. I cooked. I loved that story about your great-grandmother who was suffering...
Maya: She was a suffragette.
Zay: Whatever. The point is you're gonna fall for the guy with the abs and let the guy with personality get away.
Lucas: Law of the jungle.
Maya: You think I'd drop a guy I like because a slightly more handsome guy is in the room?
Lucas: Slightly?
Zay: You heard her.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Riley: Are you laughing at that video of Farkle getting hurt?
Maya: No...
Maya: I'm laughing at the comments.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Riley and Maya: [crying at the bay window]
Zay: [walks in and starts crying too]
Maya: Why are you crying?
Zay: I just like being a part of things!
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Riley: Can you imagine not being human and living out your days as a weeping willow? Beautiful? By the water Unburdened? Ideal.
Maya: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Girl Meets Permanent Record
Maya: Right now, I’m doing super well in school. I’m gonna be the velociraptor.
Cory: Are you trying to say valedictorian?
Maya: …No!
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Isadora: Riley, since you’re leaving, I’d like to make a toast. [raises glass] Bye.
Riley: Oh my god, that was perfect.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Maya: Someone said something that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response.
Riley: You mean “fight or flight.”
Maya: No. I’m not a flippin’ bird, Riley.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: Oh damn, Zay!
Isadora: Did you just “Oh damn” yourself?
Zay: Someone had to.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Lucas: Are you scared?
Farkle: It’s not impressive to guess that I’m scared, Lucas. I’m scared of everything.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Maya: Well, I hope you’re happy!
Riley: Aw, I hope you’re happy too, Peaches!
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Riley: You've never told a white lie to make someone feel better?
Farkle: I only lie if someone’s safety is at risk. Or if a juvenile aged eight or younger asks about Santa Claus.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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[walking out of the aquarium]
Riley: There are a million signs. Do not touch the animals!
Cory: If a dolphin holds out a flipper, you don’t leave him hanging.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Farkle: What am I allergic to?
Lucas: Pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Riley as Morotia: Parties are mere distractions from the relentlessness of entropy. We’re all just corpses who haven’t yet begun to decay.
Maya, trying to cheer her up: Yeah, but balloons!
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Girl Meets Her Monster
Cory: Have you ever been yelled at by your mother?
Riley: I’m not scared of her!
Cory: So that’s a no.
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