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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Farkle: This is creepy. It’s giving me 1984 vibes.
Riley: The Taylor Swift Album?
Farkle: No, Riley. The book by George Orwell. God, we need to get you a library card, huh?
Zay: I'd argue that 1989 has more literary relevance than anything George Orwell ever wrote.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Lucas: You know, you've been acting weird about Zay all day. I think you might be jealous.
Farkle: Of course I'm jealous. I was never hiding that.
Lucas: How?
Farkle: He's tall, he's funny, he can pull off an earring.
Lucas: He doesn't have an earring.
Farkle: But we all know he'd look real good with one.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Farkle: So my ex, Isadora, texted me and asked to meet up. But you know, things are going really well with Zay and I don't wanna mess it up so...What do you think I should do?
Maya:
Riley:
Lucas:
Farkle: ...Hello? What?
Riley: Nothing. It's just that you never ask us for dating advice.
Farkle: That's not true, we talk like this all the time.
Lucas: Right, *we* do, but *you* don't. This is weird.
Maya: Are you sick?
Farkle: I'm fine. I just wanted to know what you guys think.
Lucas: Someone else go first, I'm too nervous.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Maya: How could you not like pizza, Minkus, how could you not like - it's pizza?!
Farkle: See this is why I don't ever tell anybody, okay? Because everyone always freaks out and acts like it's a personal attack. It's not my fault, I was born this way!
Zay: Don't you bring Lady Gaga into this.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: You know, don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.
Farkle: Thanks. And if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: Is there anyone even named Sheldon in real life?
Riley: My class turtle from 6th grade!
Farkle: That’s a turtle.
Riley: When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Zay: Wasn’t iCarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Farkle: ICARUS???
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Farkle: Are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual?
Lucas: Both.
Riley: Both.
Zay: Bo-
Farkle: Everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice.
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incorrectgmw · 1 year
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Zay: Why are you always correcting me?
Farkle: Because you're consistently wrong.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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[Texts received after Zay has fallen down the stairs]
Riley: I hope you're okay!
Farkle: Stop falling down the stairs.
Maya: How'd the ground taste
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Zay: You know, Riley seems fragile. Maybe we should reschedule.
Farkle: Riley always seems fragile. She's our little teacup.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Lucas: [walking around shirtless]
Maya: Nobody wants to see all that, Huckleberry!
Zay: Apparently Farkle does.
Farkle: [blushes]
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Zay: One time, Farkle tricked me into falling in love with him so he could steal my car.
Zay: Damn, he looked good driving that drop top.
Zay: See?! I still feel it!
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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[Farkle and Lucas looking through Farkle and Zay's wedding album]
Farkle: I remember during the service Zay was crying so hard, he couldn't even say the words "I do". Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?
Lucas: That was you, Farkle. And no, I have not.
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Zay: I love Farkle...so much...He's such an important part of my life...I wouldn’t be the same without him...How can I convey that to him?
Zay:
Zay:
Zay: *sends him a meme out of nowhere at 2am* Perfect
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incorrectgmw · 2 years
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Farkle: Oh, stop it. Zay and I are nothing alike.
Riley: Farkle, you do the same thing. He uses humor to deflect, you use your intelligence.
Farkle: Please. I do not harness my savantish nature to alienate people and isolate myself.
Farkle: Okay, I hear that.
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