as an actual French person, let me tell you that Kit did a really good job with his lines in French? Obviously he still had an accent but it was FAR from the worst I've heard, and he was completely understandable (which is NOT a given even when actors try their best) and sounded quite natural? Honestly he sounded like someone who's been practicing their French for a lot longer than he actually has, so while he didn't sound like a native speaker I am SO PROUD of him because we all know he had a long way to go from "oui"

She girlbossed too close to the sun

Hello, jon

remember how we thought black widow (2021) was going to be the darkest mcu movie, but then after the really well-done opening credits montage, the movie stopped being dark, and then two years later, a silly little Guardians of the Galaxy movie ended up being the movie where every person I’ve talked to said that they were deeply upset by it and they cried 6 times and that it was the most beautiful marvel movie in years and 100% the darkest movie that the mcu has ever made and was surprisingly gory and had the mcu’s first f-bomb and i even openly wept in a movie theater for the first time since avengers: endgame and there were points where i could just hear everyone crying and

SO IT STARTS OFF AS THIS ‘ELDRITCH MONSTER OF THE WEEK’ BUT YOU SLOWLY START TO REGISTER FAMILIAR NAMES AND THEMES AND THEN THERES THESE FUCKING WORMS AND IT TURNS OUT THERE WAS A HUGE AND DETAILED PLOT ALL ALONG

it’s been said before obviously but it bears repeating, gotg specifically featuring music from the 60s/70s/80s/90s and then purposely choosing a song from the 2000s as the last song of the trilogy as a symbol of the gang moving on from their past traumas and healing is a cinematic masterpiece

im what you get when the stars collide

Today's gender is patronizing, ominous oracle bullshit.

elias couldn’t hire her because he would have been gertrude’d the following monday

Spooky season is here 🎃

Season 2 of Lockwood and Co. would probably cure my depression.

There's just something so incredibly endearing about Nick's reaction when he finds out that the fact that he speaks French is attractive to Charlie.

Because at first he is actually surprised, which is surprising in and of itself. After all, most people know speaking French is considered attractive, right?

But Nick's been speaking French for years, he didn't exactly learn it to be more appealing to anyone, it's just part of who he is... someone like Ben, say, would probably be aware by now of the "seductive power" of something like that, and he would definitely take advantage of it. Nick just... never thought of it in that way, and he actually has to connect the dots when his boyfriend looks at him all blushing and flustered after hearing him talk to his dad? I mean, Look at him!!!

He's not smug or fake-humble about it, if anything he's confused? But also a little amazed, that something so normal about himself could fluster Charlie like that... and he doesn't quite get it, but he's just so giddy about it, about the fact that him doing something so normal in his life could be attractive to Charlie!! His favorite person and the only one whose opinion about that kind of stuff matters!!! And so he just takes it in stride and starts teasing Charlie about it, and... idk man, it's just so cute.

In case you’re wondering where you’d heard the name Beth Eyre before:

(It could be a coincidence)

I need them to sword fight next season and I need it to go exactly like this. 

Rocket's "I can't kill him 'cause I'm a freakin' guardian of the galaxy" vs Quill's "kill 'em all"

Discuss

I just spent the last 3 hours watching lockwood and co edits. IM SICK. WE WERE ROBBED.