Okay so Im a bit behind on TMAGP so I started to catch up and I just listened to ep 10 with Mr. Bonzo and this is the first time I’ve ever been so viscerally freaked out by anything on this podcast so I was like let’s check tumblr and commiserate with strangers on the internet about how scary that was and instead I see that you FREAKS have made it a FUCKING MEME god I love you all so much

Tape recorder click sound my beloved

The most unexpected thing about this chapter yet is that Colin is still alive AND he tried to get therapy

we are so back !!!!!!!

I feel like a maiden who's soldier husband just came back from the war.

This was all I could think about during the latest episode when Nigel was talking about You Got Berried

[tape recorder clicks]

Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"

MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!

She girlbossed too close to the sun

don’t ask me what this is

Hey. Hey Colin hate to break it to you but your “keep yourself away from all microphones because they’re spying on you” plan might not work anymore. Yeah. Yeah sorry dude. Yeah the tape recorders are back. Sorry :-(

How are we feeling chat

"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

i do think jonny succeeded in making an untwinkable monster this episode

edit: for the love of god. i'm saying he's a BEAR not that he's unfuckable. "twink" doesn't mean "hot." "thin and young-looking" isn't the only way someone can be hot.

Mr Bonzo being a hitman for the O.I.A.R. was actually NOT on my magnus protocol bingo card