detective-pigeon
I burnt your house down?!
He/Him | 20s | This is my main | pfp lines by @sherbertufo and colour by me
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one flesh one end,
but in a cute lovey-dovey way.
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My favorite thing about Jonah/Elias is that in cannon, NO ONE likes him. His only friends from 200 years ago all ended up hating him, his employees try to kill him regularly, there is only one person he's on good terms with and that guys whole thing is that he doesn't have any friends. Even the Eye, the god he dedicated MULTIPLE life times to serving, tosses him aside the moment Jon shows up to take his place as the Pupil. No one wants him for real.
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i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images
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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?
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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
#yes YES finally YES someone else is annoyed by this#bane of my existence#feature of everyday life designed specifically to bother me#hate and war on planet earth
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ur telling me a dungeon fried this rice? 🤨
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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)
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I hope this is revealed in Alecto the Ninth but...
Reblog for science please
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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.
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Happy lesbian visibility week <3 have a dyhard
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I love that sam canonically ventposts lmao
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I know the situation isn't that dire but I kinda feel like I'm at the end of my rope. if it comes to it and I can't make rent I can just move back in with mum and dad, I know I'm not going to die or anything, but I just. really don't want to have those conversations. probably just being dramatic about it but. aaaaaaaaaaaa.
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oh my god mate just check your dms I can't take this anymore
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Terrible, horrible metafan comic based on Kate Beaton's Poe shortie at Hark! A vagrant featuring the worst possible space lyctor ship; please enjoy
I'm also going to include a detail shot because this was my proudest moment
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(nothing between me and god except a thin panel of aquarium glass) ahem *bonk* hey *bonk* excuse me *loud thunk* i have questions about the nature of things
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“Slowly, awfully slowly, it raised its head, tilting it coquettishly to one side. Then the seams across its face split, revealing its gaping maw filled with even larger, sharper teeth. And it boomed playfully: “Bonzo? Bonzo Bonzo?”” - MAGP ep.11 🦷🦷
I despise this wretched beaſt, but I have to admit he has the range 🍽️ 🎀
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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing
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