eggy-the-boy
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Hi I'm Eddie and im an egg hi! Welcome to my Tumblr! he/him, 20 (as far as I know backround artwork is by Jen Mazza, Jenmazza.com)
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Having a new hyperfixation pop up quickly after another one ends is so embarrassing for me. Like heyyyy you know that thing I was annoying and would not shut up about for months? Well, I'm over it. But you are not gonna believe what just happened!
#This is about my obsession with Plane Jane and everything she does btw if anyone was confused#Like honey I change obsessions every few months you gotta keep up chop chop
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The baba yaga saga continued… (x)
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I believe in Jane with a collar supremacy
#I believe in Plane Jane supremacy period#also that third look especially..its over#she shat in the mother toilet#plane jane
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a quote from ms. plane that i think deserves more attention is “you look a doo doo clown mess” 😭 like is it giving 2nd grade? … yes. did she eat w that one? … also yes
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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking
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Bro I want to watch Dead boy detectives soooooo bad but I went on Netflix and it wasn't even advertised even though it's new. Like it's clear already Netflix wants to cancel it.
#I'm gonna watch it coause it looks sooooo good and I love dead boy detectives#but after getting my heart shattered from Lockwood and co's cancelation idk if I can take another hit ya know#for reference this is Netflix NZ idk if other countries are different#anyway its a whole mix of emotions and I hate netflix so much lol#I had to double check it had come out AND search it up to find it broooooooooo not this
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HAPPY ALIEN DAY!!!! here are some of my favorite alien pieces!
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
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Tragic: in that mood to learn every language but there's not enough time or energy in the day
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