Idk what’s funnier the fact that oh shit it’s actually happening or the way tumblr is just. Frothing at the mouth. Site wide edging

And so it begins.

[id: two tweets from Adam Bienkov. First tweet reads: BREAKING: Liz Truss' spokesman says its geological survey on the safety of fracking, due yesterday, will now *not* be published until after the mourning period. The Conservative manifesto promised the ban wouldn't be lifted unless there was 'categorical' evidence it was safe. Followed by a photo of a bullet point that reads: we are today publishing the British geological survey's report, as commissioned by the then Business and Energy Secretary earlier this year, which suggests more drilling is required to establish data on shale resources and seismic impacts. Second tweet reads: So fracking is being given the go ahead in the UK, despite the fact that it breaks the Conservative manifesto and despite the fact we're not even allowed to see the evidence on its safety until weeks after the decision is announced. End id.]

the queen has been pronouns'd "was/were"

"A-America-san.. We can be together n-now that the queen is dead... we can get gay married together......"

i’ve been saving this since like 2019

when cecil wins it better kill king charles

Fuck the queen I just found out Thurston Waffles passed away and now my week is ruined.

Shrimpy boy is gone I can't believe it. :(

Got a text from my mom and my first thought was Tommy fucking Innit

Okay it’s been enough time how does Christopher Eccleston feel about the queen’s death

They're talking on the news and they're all like "there are a lot of people grieving the Queen of England today 😔" and I just gotta laugh cause I am having SUCH a different experience in my corner of the world LMAO

I'm genuinely interested to see how the country as a whole reacts when they wheel the next king through the streets of London in a golden carriage, during a time of incredible economic problems.

Like depending on when they do it, it may actually happen at around the time of the regularly scheduled power cuts they're planning for January to save electricity (though you can bet the entire country will be lit up when the procession is actually happening, so people can watch on the telly).

Obviously the ardent royalists will still be out in force, but I feel like if anything destroys the monarchy (especially considering how hated Charles is) that might.

SHE ACTUALLY KICKED IT

Jokes