post practice - tik

I pairing: college soccer player! Tom ‘Iceman’ Kazansky x female reader

I précis: watching your bf’s soccer practice!

I content/warnings: college au, college soccer player au, fluff

I word count: 858

I a/n: prob gonna make a mini series for college soccer player ice bc he’s sooo dreamy

You watch as Ice runs drills with his team. To you, it's a wonder that he can focus so well when you're in the stands. You can't even process one paragraph from your textbook when Ice studies with you.

He meets your eye quickly, but not so quick that you don't see his wink, or the light pink that rises on his cheeks. You stand corrected.

You don't normally find yourself in the stands when Ice is practicing. Games, sure, but you didn't want to be the overly obnoxious soccer girlfriend who came to practices--you aren't, all of his teammates like you and even the coaches, who suspect the boys play better when they have an audience, even if it's an audience of one. But Ice's game this weekend is away--too far for you to even justify. So you told him you'd come to one of his practices this week.

He does not force you to come to his games, he doesn't even ask you to. The only game he ever asked you to come to was before you started dating--that was over a year ago and now you try to be a regular at all of his games.

You absentmindedly run your finger on the chain of your necklace, the one that holds your small cube shaped--ice cube shaped-diamond. It was an anniversary gift from your boyfriend, and now an everyday staple to your wardrobe.

Your economics textbook is sprawled out on your lap, but you're not really paying attention like you told Ice you would.

"I don't want to distract you from your schoolwork." He'd said after you informed him you'd be attending his Thursday practice. 

"Okay, you won't." You smile evilly.

"You sure?"

"No."

He throws his head back and groans. "Angel, you shouldn't come then."

"It's fine Ice. I already finished my paper, I just have some econ homework."

He frowns, but doesn't protest when you lean on him to press a kiss to his chin.

And now, as you watch him run around in his uniform practice t-shirt and shorts, you close your textbook and shove it into your tote bag.

For the next hour you watch as Ice and his teammates run around and occasionally stop for water. When they break up and all head for the bench, Ice looks up and meets your eyes, you stand up and grab your tote bag. You make your way down to the fence that separates the field from the stadium, standing over Ice.

A few of his teammates linger, and you smile at them, reaching in your bag for the extra water bottle you brought. Ice frowns when he sucks the last of the water from his Yeti bottle, and you produce the extra.

“C’mere baby,” You coo, leaning down to pop a kiss on his mouth before handing him the water. 

“Thanks angel.” He grins, teeth gleaming, before pulling the bottle to his mouth. 

“Oh look, Iceman’s got his girl here!” One of his teammates, Nick, calls, a shit-eating grin on his face.

“Hey Goose!” You call back, brushing hair out of your face. 

“Hey,” He walks up to Ice, slinging an arm around his shoulder. “Sorry doll, had I known you were here, I would’ve played better.”

You snort, shaking your head.��

“Stop hitting on my girl, Goose.” Ice says, rolling his eyes.

“Yours for now,” He retorts. Ice’s teammates like to rile him up, and the best way to do it, is be involving you. Nick’s act is just that, an act. You know for a fact that he’s crushing hard on a girl in your friend group—Carole—he’s told you himself.

“Ooh, I don’t think Carole would like to hear that!” You tease, laughing when red paints his cheeks. He mumbles something about having to go, then grabs his stuff. You wait until everyone else has left before hopping over the fence, tossing your tote back to the ground, then sliding down right in front of Ice.

“Jesus baby, you gotta be careful.” He chides, giving you a stern look.

You give him an apologetic smile before sliding your arms around his waist. He can’t help the smile that captures his lips as he looks at you lovingly. 

“You did good today.” 

“Mmh?” He hums. “You a soccer expert now?”

You nod, running a hand through his sweat-slicked hair, the perspiration making the usual bright blonde locks, a much darker hue. 

“I should be at this point. With how many games have I sat through with you? Oh and those youtube videos, and old game footage and—“

“Okay!” He cuts you off with an embarrassed laugh, pressing a quick kiss to your lips. “You are definitely an expert. And thank you.”

You chuckle and grin up at him. 

“Wanna go get food?” You ask, hooking your arm into his. He nods, leaning over to kiss the top of your head. 

“Then you can help me with the econ homework I didn’t finish.”

You break away from his arm and jog ahead so you can pretend you don’t hear his exasperated groan of your name.

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better with an audience

w/c: 1,028

warnings: lots lots lots of suggestiveness, swearing, and making out

a/n: no one asked for this but literally i had to get it out of me? you can prob guess what it’s about to be so you’re welcome and enjoy :D

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“god, i need a shower,” tom groans, falling onto his dressing room couch while you shut the door. he just finished up a shoot for gq, and you got to watch him do it. you walk over to him with a curious smile playing on your lips. he’s sipping from a water bottle he’d left in here. “i’m so sweaty,” he half says half gulps, licking the water droplets off his lips.

you’re silent as you take tom in. cheeks and chest glistening under the lights, slender fingers covered in rings, stray curls framing his face. his lips are swollen as he takes another sip of water. you swear he’s something like a perfectly sculpted statue come to life right in front of your eyes.

“can i join you? in the shower?” you ask him, your voice low. tom caps his water bottle and quirks an eyebrow. “mm, you want to?” “yeah...” your eyes trail down his body for the nth time today. he’s sitting with his legs parted, lazily leaned against the cushion behind him. it’s very reminiscent of one of the pictures he took. that one was your personal favorite.

tom playfully pats one of his thighs. “have a seat, love. mr. holland will see you now.” you know he’s only quoting fifty shades of grey, but even that makes you feel warmer than you already are. biting back a grin, you happily take the very inviting spot between his legs. you’re straddling him, hands on his shoulders, his own hands holding you by the small of your back.

“you know, it’s really hot when you manspread,” you admit and move forward so you’re closer to him. his fingers move across you, thumbs gently brushing over your sides. “i thought you hated manspreading,” tom breathes out a laugh. “not when you do it. that was one of your best pictures.” your chest presses against his exposed one. “maybe one of your best ever.”

“you really liked the shoot, huh? i should bring you along more often, then,” he hums, leaning his head down so your faces are just inches apart. you reach down between you two and wrap the chain tom is wearing around your fingers. “definitely should. i’m a good audience.” you fix your gaze on his lips. “and, a good after party.”

tom chuckles, his breath fanning over your face as he pushes his forehead against yours. “i do love a good after party.” he grips at your hips. his rings dig into you. “fuck, tom. you’re so... sexy,” you murmur out, gulping down spit. your mouth isn’t the only place that’s getting wet. “think i’m just better with an audience,” he repeats your words from before in a rasp.

you can’t stand another second of not kissing him. so, you do. your lips brush his softly for all of one second before tom is kissing back. he instantly deepens it, pulling you somehow further into him by your hips. you let out a sigh when he gives you a small squeeze. you’re still toying with his chain, your nose nudging his, lips moving perfectly against each other’s.

tom brings a hand up to the back of your head and tangles his fingers in your hair. you poke your tongue out and run it over his lower lip, earning a quiet whine from him. “love, come on. we’ve gotta go soon.” “soon isn’t now,” you challenge. your tongue slips into tom’s mouth before he can say anything else, which he can’t be mad at. his eyes flutter closed and fingers tug at your locks.

he swirls his tongue around yours, free hand roaming your body. a squeal escapes you when it lands on your thigh because you’re so hyper sensitive. he’s working you up. you pull your mouth off of his, and he smiles at you, eyes hooded. you’re mad at yourself for not dressing up in a skirt now. you’d thought about doing it this morning.

sensing your internal battle, tom slides a hand into the waistband of your bottoms. you shudder in the most amazing way when his cool rings meet your hot skin. “jesus... you need to start wearing these, babe,” you breathe out. “at home.” his fingers glide down your thigh, in more, inching over until he’s almost where you need him. “very demanding today, aren’t we?” tom teases, planting another kiss on your lips.

you only let him give you a peck, then you’re kissing over to his cheek. “i can’t,” a kiss to his jawline. “help it.” your lips drag down his neck slowly, tom moving his fingers at the same pace on your skin. he’s so close to the exact spot you want. so close. “try to,” tom suggests in a cocky tone. he tilts his head up for you, eyes darkening as you look up at him.

“can’t,” you mumble, starting to kiss down his chest. he laughs to himself at how he’s got you acting. all it took was some nice clothes that he sweated through and random jewelry law picked out. “what have i gotten into you?” he wonders aloud. he’s back to holding your hips for support. his breath hitches as your lips move down his stomach, unbuttoning whatever is left of his shirt while you go.

“you haven’t gotten into me yet,” you joke, but not really. tom shifts under you and has to close his eyes. “shit, y/n/n.” “alright, christian grey.” you’re getting him back for his fifty shades reference. you continue to kiss down his skin until you reach the middle button of his pants. tom wants you to keep going, really wants you to. it can’t happen here, though.

“time out. you’re not gonna suck me off when i’m all gross and someone could walk in,” tom sighs, disappointing the both of you. you sit back up on him and give an eye roll for dramatic effect. “fine, like i didn’t just have your sweat in my mouth.” “love,” he grins despite himself, hugging you to his chest since you don’t seem to mind. you return the smile when he kisses your forehead.

“let’s go home, have that shower.”

Sleep on the Floor - Part 3

ROGER TAYLOR X READER

Hi!! Hello again. Okay, first of all I am so so sorry for how long it took me to upload part 3. There's several reasons for that, a few being 1.) I've been pretty busy on school works, 2.) I'm an undecided bitch, and 3.) I have no idea which direction I want to steer this story towards. I've written this part like at least 4 times. Anyways, sorry for the delay. (Ps. I'm uploading on my phone so I'm sorry there's no cut and it appears as one long ass post. I'll probs edit this soon though to be under a cut)

I hope you enjoy the read!

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WARNING: blood, mentions of abuse (well the damage), cursing?

word count: 1.7k words

𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 9, 1976 - (𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨) 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐭 

An hour after your conversation Freddie heads back to bed, leaving you to your own thoughts. Which definitely was not ideal. There was too much to think of, so much you wanted to just ignore.

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑌/𝑛? 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑒.

Breathing in deeply you head towards the front. There was only one person still up, possibly he could answer where the hell all of you were headed. 

"Hi" you say softly as you peak through the curtains which separated the driver's area from the rest of the vehicle. The man's head whips towards you, slightly startled, before quickly training his eyes back on the road. 

"Uh... hey?" his greeting comes out as more confused than welcoming. His eyes fleet back to you, his expression quite comical. It was as if he were making sure he wasn't hallucinating. 

"Mind if I sit up here with you?" you question him. He nods before looking at the road once more. You both seat silently for a few minutes, awkwardness filling the air. You clear your throat. 

"Uh, I was wondering actually if you could answer my question" you say. 

"I mean sure I guess, can't promise I've got the answer for that though" He replies

"Well I surely hope you can, you are driving us there after all." you tell him, this causes him to laugh

"Oh, if your question is where we're going, it's Detroit" he tells you, a smile still plastered on his face. You nod, murmuring out a short thanks, ready to head back.

Before you can stand, however, he speaks up. 

"If you don't mind me asking, who exactly are you?" there's no ill-intent behind his voice, rather it's just filled with curiousity.

"Oh um... I'm not so sure yet. I think I'm the financer though" you tell him. Amused, he shakes his head and laughs

"Girlie, you get more and more interesting." He says, laughing heartily. This causes you to smile as well.

"Well, I try" you shrug but can't suppress the giggle that erupts from you.

"I'm Y/n by the way" you say, finally introducing yourself properly.

"Bill" he says nodding. 

••• -•- •• •--•

By the time you reach Detroit, you and Bill have shared a year's worth of stories. Each story shared wasn't really important, more of small snippets of each of your lives. Like the time you tripped and spilt the contents of your bag on the road, or the time Bill thought he ran over a cat, only for it to be an old sock. 

You nearly forget the fact that you had a giant gash on your stomach until Bill suddenly steps on the breaks as he parks, sending you flying forward and causing the seatbelt strap to push against it. 

"Oh shit, sorry" Bill apologizes quickly.

You hiss loudly, slouching over as you see black spots dance around your vision. At this, he looks over at you worriedly.  

"Hey, you okay?" his attention is divided between you and parking the bus. You wave one hand dismissively but you can feel the wound throb painfully.

𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑡. 𝐼𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑?

You feel your shirt begin to dampen, the crimson red liquid seeping through the piece of cloth. 

Switching the engine off, he turns towards you. His eyes quickly widening at the sight.

"Holy fuck. You're bleeding! Shit. Wait, uh-" he frantically unbuckles both of your seatbelts before careening you towards a van parked adjacent to the bus. He yanks the van door open, causing the person inside to groan and cover their eyes.

"Tom. Tom get up" Bill's voice getting increasingly agitated. Tom groans, rolling over to his side. 

"Bill it's too early, I'm not in the mood. Please let me rest." At this Bill huffs and shakes the sleeping man. 

"Bitch, get up. I'm not looking for morning sex. This girl's bleeding out, get up." This causes the sleeping figure to quickly shoot up, reaching one arm behind him in search for (what you can only assume to be) his medkit. 

"Fucking hell. Maybe say that first next time?" he mumbles grumpily. Bill helps you unto the van, hoisting you up. 

"Can you lift up your shirt?" Tom asks gently, holding out a dampened cloth. Deliriously, you yank it up. 

You hear them both mutter curses under their breath as they see the damage. Neither asks what happened as Tom aids you, but you're sure they've got ideas. 

After nearly 20 minutes of excruciating pain as Tom stitched up your gash, you hear the tour bus doors open once more. You're not sure who it is as your eyes are closed but you know that you're in perfect view of whoever steps out the bus; and soon enough you hear hasty footsteps approaching. 

"Bleeding Christ, what the hell happened to her?" You hear the unmistakable sound of Roger's raspy voice. You hear no response from the other two.

You force your eyes open. This immediately catches Roger's attention.

"You alright there love?" He asks gently.

Moving towards the exit, you dangle you legs out limply.

"I'm fine" you murmur out, attempting to stand up. This only results in you collapsing. Roger catches you before you hit the ground. 

"Mhm, sure seems like it" he comments. "C'mon, let's get you rested" 

Too weak to protest, you nod. You hear him say a quick thanks to Tom.

Bill assists Roger in holding you up as you allow them to guide you back to the bus. Once inside you expect to be set on the couch, but they head directly to the back, laying you down on Roger's bed. Bill excuses himself, checking on you one last time before leaving. 

Almost immediately your eyes shut from exhaustion, but you remain awake for a while, listening to the hushed voices. 

They must've woken up from the commotion of Bill and Roger dragging you into the room as the first thing you hear from them is complains on Roger to keep it the 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 down, but the tone is quickly replaced by concern once their gaze lands on you

𝑌𝑒𝑎ℎ, 𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑠𝑎𝑤 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑡, 𝐼'𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑜.

••• -•- •• •--•

Drowsily, you lift yourself up. Confused by your surroundings. 

"Oh hey! You're up." their bassist says, quickly rushing to your side holding a bottle of water out. You grab it gratefully, chugging down the contents. 

Once finished, you wipe your mouth with the back of your hand, turning towards the man sat on the bed across you.

"Thanks..." you begin, but trail off as you try to recall his name. He just chuckles, his eyes wrinkling at the sides.

"John. -or Deaky. Whichever you prefer" he says. You nod gratefully. 

"What time is it?" you ask, rubbing your eyes with the back of your hands. 

"Around 3:30pm. The rest just headed out to get food, they'll be back in a few" he explains as you look around at the empty beds. You nod.

Standing, he offers an outstretched hand for you  to take. You stare up at him in confusion.

"Well I'm assuming you'd rather not spend all day trapped inside. We can wait for them outside. There's a table and a few chairs set up" Reluctantly you take his hand and he pulls you up.

Feeling a lot better, you follow after him, refusing his offer of helping you. 

"Do you know how to play any card games?" he asks as you both take a seat outside.

"A few? Poker, Rummy, Black Jack" You list. He nods and shuffles the deck. 

"Let's go rummy" he says as he distributes the cards.

It's silent for the first few rounds, a few side comments said, but not much more.

"He's an idiot" Deaky suddenly blurts out suddenly causing you to look at him in confusion.

"Who?" you ask him, eyebrows furrowed.

"Your fiancé" he says matter-of-factly. This catches you off guard. You stare at him, eyes wide.

"I- He- What do you- How'd you know?" you sputter out. He shrugs.

"You're the girl from the Ritz right?" 

𝑊ℎ𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑘 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡?

You nod solemnly.

"So I'm guessing you all know about-" you gesture towards your stomach which was shielded by your bloody shirt. He nods. You sigh, thinking of how to explain it all properly. 

Deaky notices your distress and sets his cards down before turning all his attention on you.

"Don't worry about it. We won't ask. You don't have to tell us anything" Sincerity oozing from his voice. You give him a small, grateful smile. 

"It's ex fiancé, by the way" You clarify.

Just as you both start another round, the others arrive, holding bags of food and... shopping bags?

"Ah! Glad to see you up lovie" Freddie says, pulling you into a hug. You giggle and hug him back. 

"Here, we got you some pancakes and sausage." Brian says as he sets a small takeout box in front of you. "It may not be breakfast anymore, but pancakes are delicious at all hours of the day" Freddie comments , causing you to smile and shake your head at the singer's energy.

Roger approaches you, handing  you a small shopping bag. You look towards it then up at him.

"What's this?" you ask him, confused. 

"Just thought you might want some change of clothes. You only packed an extra jacket and a few pants so I got you a few shirts." he says scratching the back of his neck. Before you can respond he quickly add, "Sorry for going through your bag, I was looking for something for you to change into a while back"

"It's fine. Thanks Roger" You beam at him, happily grabbing a shirt and excusing yourself to change inside the bus.

Once done, you emerge from the bus to find all four boys and Jim seated around the table, eating their meals. You take a seat next to Jim. 

"Sorry about not being able to help out this morning. I can-" you begin to explain but he holds his hand up to cut you off.

"Don't worry about it. You can start later." he says, smiling gently. You nod appreciatively before opening the takeaway box and digging in.

The Padackles Link-Chapter 63

A/N: Thank to @blacktithe7​ for reviewing the last chapter and making me realize I hadn’t posted this one yet. Oops!!! Anyway, this MAY or MAY NOT answer your questions and it MAY or MAY NOT make you all mad, but just know that I have a method to my madness. Bahahahaha!!! As for now, read and enjoy some Padackles. 

Ackles Home

I sit on the edge of the bed, the garment box on my lap, admiring the babydoll lingerie Jensen had apparently purchased. I wonder about when he bought it and how he had gotten it not only into the house but hidden it in our closet. That man continues to amaze me every single day.

The fabric of the nightie is gorgeous; emerald in color with exquisite eyelash lace that is sheer and sexy. Anyone wearing it would definitely feel desirable and wanted. The bralette has strappy details and underwire to support and hold up my boobs- lord knows I need it right now! The bikini briefs are made of the same material with a swatch of cotton lining the crotch.

Along with the teddy is a gossamer chiffon robe of the same green color with delicate ivory lace trim along the opening and capped sleeves.

I anxiously slide the terrycloth robe from my body and pull the negligee on. Walking back into the closet where the full-length mirror is, I stare at myself in the outfit. How the man knew what size to buy was beyond me but the material fit my body perfectly, accentuating each and every curve. I cannot wait for Jay to get back so that I can surprise him!

Glancing at my phone, I am surprised to see that he has already been gone for a couple of hours. ‘God, I hope Dani didn’t give him a hard time when he dropped JJ off,’ I think to myself. I know she wasn’t happy with the fact that I had showed up unannounced to ask if JJ could accompany us on a day out on the lake. If Gen hadn’t been with me, the little girl probably wouldn’t have been allowed to go. Whatever Gen had said to Dani once they went inside had made her change her mind and I will forever be grateful for it. Now I just hope she isn’t taking it out on Jay. It had been my idea, after all. If she wants to bitch and complain to someone it needs to be me.

Brushing those thoughts off, I walk back into the bedroom and grab the fluffy robe I had discarded. Although the lingerie comes with one, it was transparent and I am not about to walk around practically naked. I tie up the robe as I exit the bedroom and head toward the kitchen for some wine and a couple of glasses. My plan is to be on the bed with a glass of wine when Jay gets home; his own glass sitting on the table beside the bed waiting for him.

Padalecki Home

Jared pulls a shirt over his head as he nears the front door. Whoever is on the other side had better have a suitable excuse for interrupting his and Gen’s seldom love-making. Having two small rambunctious and curious kids really puts a damper on regular sexy times.

Turning the knob after unbolting the door, Jared opens it and is surprised to see his co-star, best friend and pseudo-brother standing there. “Jay, what are you doing here?”

“I don’t know, man,” Jensen signs, a fabricated smile painted on his face. “Questioning shit, life.” He chuckles and rubs a hand down his face. “How’d my life get so fucked up?”

Jared just stares at his co-star. He can tell someone had gotten into his head and filled it with a bunch of bullshit and lies and it was going to take a real effort to get him back on track.

“Come on in,” Jared says and steps back to let Jensen in. “Want a drink?”

“Water?”

Jared stops in his tracks. Whatever is bothering him, Jared was sure he needed something stronger than H2O.

Grabbing two bottles of water out of the fridge, Jared hands one to Jensen. “Okay, Jay. What’s up? You never shy away from a drink.”

“Already had a couple at Bob’s,” Jensen tells him, sitting on one of the stools at the kitchen island. “Need to be sober. Too much shit running through my head.”

The sound of footsteps on the stairs causes both men to look toward the entrance to the kitchen. Genevieve appears with a fluffy robe tied around her body and as soon as she sees Jensen, a look of curiosity covers her face.

“Jensen? What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be home with Drea? It’s-” she pauses to look at the clock. “-after midnight.”

“Should I? Really? Is she who I should be with?” Jensen questions, which lead to both the Padalecki’s looking at him with alarm written all over their faces.

“What are you talking about?” Gen prompts, confused by his behavior.

“Am I supposed to be with Drea or did I fuck fate and screw up my life by leaving Dani? Are me and Drea even supposed to be anything?”

Gen felt puzzled by his words. How could he be saying something as crazy as that? He and Drea were perfect for each other and they loved one another deeply. How could he even think something so ludicrous? 

“Jensen! What on earth are you going on about? Of course you and Drea belong together. You love her and she loves you immensely,” Gen urged. 

Jensen sighs and takes a drink of his water. “Yeah I do but-”

“There are no buts, Jay! Now, you want to explain to me what the hell got you thinking that way?”

Jensen slumps and places his elbows on the counter, holding his head in his hands. He explained everything to his two best friends; from what Dani insinuated about Drea not watching out for JJ to not correcting Bob when he assumed Jay and Dani were still together.  Jared and Gen sit quietly and listen, getting pissed at Dani’s words. Anyone can see that Drea cares for Jensen’s daughter like she was her own. 

When Jensen finishes his tale, he takes the last drink of water and crumples the bottle in his fist. He waits for the couple to give him a piece of their mind and hopefully figure out how to right whatever is wrong.

After hearing what Dani had said to Jensen, Gen was livid! She couldn’t believe the crap Dani had spewed. She understood Dani being upset about the divorce but she brought it on herself. She was the one who cheated and kept cheating even after they were married. She was the one who was unsure who fathered her child. Jensen had done nothing wrong. 

“Jay, you’ve done nothing wrong,” Gen tells her friend. “This is all just Dani being a jealous and resentful bitch! Drea loves JJ. I know she does, Jared knows she does, and if you can just get Dani’s words out of your head, you know she does.”

Walking around the table to approach Jensen, Gen stood right in front of him. “If she didn’t love that little girl as much as she does, would she had risked Dani’s wrath by going to plea for JJ to join us today for a family day? Would she have made sure that JJ was safe and secure with the boys while we were in the boat? Drea loves that little girl like nothing else. To her, JJ is as much hers and she is yours,” Gen declared. “So get your ass out of your head and get home to your woman!”

"I can't, Gen," Jensen sobs. "How can I look her in the eye when I have all these doubts floating around?"

Jared walks up to his best friend and lays a hand on his shoulder. "Jay. Listen, man. Think about it. Just today, we all were witness just how much Drea loves your daughter. Hell, how much she loves kids in general. Not only did she brave Dani's rage to make sure you got to spend time with JJ but she ensured that all the kids were safe and sound the whole time we were on the boat. And when we ate, who made sure each kid was fed and that no one was left out? All while holding her son to her? 

"Drea wouldn't hurt a hair on JJ's head and you know this. So let Dani's accusations and allegations go and face the cold, hard facts. Drea loves you, JJ, and Jackson. Hell, I would trust her to the ends of the Earth with Tom and Shep."

"That's true," Gen speaks up, visibly calmed down from her earlier outburst. She smiles a meek smile at Jensen. "When Jared needed me after his breakdown and my parents were too far away, the first person I thought of, that I was sure would guard and protect my babies was Drea. I knew she would step up and do whatever it took to take care of them while I flew halfway across the country to take care of Jared."

Jensen sits there and ruminates on the words from his two best friends. They’re right. Drea has never displayed any ill will toward JJ, Tom, or Shep. He runs a hand down his face. "You're right," he mumbles.

"Hell yeah, of course we’re right!" Jared exclaims, getting a chuckle from his wife and best friend. Jensen finally takes in the state of disarray his two confidants are in and realizes what he had interrupted. Gen's face is somewhat still flushed and she has her robe tied tightly around her lithe body, a sure sign that she doesn't want to accidentally give a sneak peek to anyone. Jared's tee is on inside out and his hair is messy and tangled.

It reminds him of his earlier discussion with Drea and the promises he had made. Thinking of the green nightie he had hinted to her about, he imagines her at home with it on. His dick embarrassingly twitches in his jeans and he jumps up.

"I have to go," he declares and rushes for the door.  As his hand lands on the knob, he turns to see the Padalecki's standing in the entranceway, arms slung around each other. "Sorry for interrupting. Go back to what you were doing," he winks and smiles. "I'm going home to do the same."

As he practically runs out of their house, he hears Gen's laughter that quickly turns into a moan. Jensen can't wait to get home to Drea and hear that same sound from her.

Ackles Home

I look at the clock beside the bed and sigh. It is after 10 pm and Jay isn’t back yet. I’m becoming worried and a little pissed that he hasn’t let me know where he is and that everything is okay. 

There’s no way that he is still at Dani’s hashing out whatever preposterous idea she has come up with. Since they have split Dani has given Jay a hard way to go when it comes to spending time with their daughter and I know Gen and I showing up earlier to ask for JJ to accompany us on our little family outing probably just gave her more fuel to add to the fire. 

I take a sip of wine and then grab the remote for the sound system that we had installed in our bedroom. A little light music shouldn’t wake the baby and will hopefully sit the mood when Jensen finally does return. I get up and turn the overhead light off, leaving just the illumination from the closet bulb glowing. It gives the room a sexy and sensuous vibe. 

As I lay my head back onto the pillow, I silently pray that Jay will be home soon and that everything is okay. The last thing I remember before closing my eyes is how much I love that man.

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1. have you ever been in love? 
Ya.

2. who is your favourite artist? 
Breaking Benjamin
3. what is your favourite music genre? 
Rock/Alternative/Metal 
4. have you ever had a penpal? 
In elementary school at some point. 
5. are you single or in a relationship?  
Single. 
6. what colour are your eyes? 
They change with what I where, but somewhere between blue and hazel. 
7. what is your favourite word? 
Defenestration (def. The act of throwing someone out a window.)
8. do you play any instruments?

Guitar and piano. (Also singing if that counts)
9. what is your favourite colour? 
Blue and silver
10. do you have any nicknames?

I’ve used Bladeghost for years for games and discord and what not, so “Blade” has been a name a lot of friends have or still call me that. And a few rock stereotype names, (like Tom Petty, VanHalen, Metallica, etc) because of my hair and being a musician lol. 
11. what is your favourite flower? 

Any that don’t murder my sinuses, but also Orchids they’re a really cool. 
12. what qualities do you find attractive in a person? 
Showing passion towards things they find important. Being funny/dorky/aloof. Being trustworthy. 
13. do you have any pets? 

A dog named Tootsie that makes up 99% of my snapchats that aren’t food. She’s the goofiest little dog ever and I love her. 
14. have you ever travelled outside of your home country? 
Ya, only one place so far which was Aruba. But I really wanna go to more places, I’d really like to go to Europe someday. 
15. what language(s) do you speak? 
English and some broken German, enough to ask some basic questions.
16. who was your first crush?

Oof, I’m gonna answer from during Highschool because I can’t even remember that type of thing from before. And it was my friend Cynthia. 
17. do you wear glasses? 
Yup, haven’t met a person with worse eyes then me to date! Rip. Though I am having surgery in a month that is going to fix my eyes so I will hopefully be able to see perfectly afterwards. 
18. what is your favourite pastry? 
Cinnamon Rolls or Brownies 
19. do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean? 
Pool. 
20. bright, dark, or pastel colours? 
Dark colors. I’ll wear black till they make something darker. 
21. what is your favourite social media app? 
Is Youtube considered social media? Because I spend like 20+ hours a week listening or watching youtube… If not then Tumblr.
22. what is your sexuality?

Straight
23. do you have any siblings?

Ya, I have one brother that’s 10 months younger then me. (born in the same year)
24. what is your favourite scent? 
New leather or plastic. Its just like a pleasant smell. 
25. where do you want to travel to? 
Europe, especially England and Ireland. Also Germany. 
26. what is your favourite film? 
Lord of the Rings (the extended versions) because me and my brother will sit and watch all 3 over the course of 10 hours in one sitting. 
27. who do people say you look like?

Rockstar/Viking/Thor Some variation of someone with long hair lol. 
28. who is your best friend? 
Andrew
29. what is your dream job? 
Honestly I don’t just have one job, I love creating things, whether its cosplay, props, metal working, wood working, music and/or recording, editing and directing videos. All of it I just love and my dream would be to be able to be in a position professionally to be able to do any and all when the inspiration strikes. It may seem a tad unrealistic, but as long as I am creating all the time then I will be happy. 
30. do you know how to drive? 
Yes.
31. who is/was your favourite teacher? 

My percussion director from my highschool. He was and is an amazing teacher who just embodies the passion he has for music, preforming, and teaching. My respect for him has only grown after all the years I have worked with him since highschool. 
32. are you a feminist? 
Yes!
33. what is your zodiac sign? 
Capricorn
34. do you enjoy reading? 
I do, though I haven’t had a ton of time for it for a while, and I don’t always have the patience to sit and read. But! I have recently gotten into audio books so I’ve been starting to get through quite a few books once again.
35. do you have any hidden talents? 
Hidden, not really. A few I don’t show a whole lot, like singing. Or like a weird one is I can drink a whole bottle of water in 6-8secs lol 
36. have you ever dyed your hair? 
Yes! I have dyed it silver, with the roots being black. It’s currently faded to a kinda white with a hint of blonde and my nature blonde has been growing in, which has actually been fading into everything decently. 
37. what is your favourite thing in your bedroom? 
A wood box full of Zelda trinkets/emblems, that were a gift from one of best friends. 
38. what is your biggest fear? 
Not accomplishing anything. 
39. can you whistle?

Yes
40. do you make your bed every day? 
Nahhhhhh…
41. do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? 
No, though I am interested in getting a few tattoos at some point. 
42. have you ever been on a roller coaster? 

Yep.
43. surfing or skateboarding? 
I have done neither, surfing I think would be more interesting to me. But I’m gonna say skiing because I am actually very good at that! (FIGHT ME)
44. are you a dog or a cat person?

Cats are great, but I am definitely more of a dog person. Though I would love to have both when I have my own place.

45. what is your favourite animal? 
Dragons. (Wait real? Shit. Ummm… puppies)
46. do you have a skincare routine? 
Not really, just shower every day lol.
47. what time do you typically go to bed at and what time do you wake up at? 

I don’t. What is sleep? Usually, sometime between 2-4 am for going to bed. And waking up between 10-11am.
48. what is your favourite memory? 

Sappy shit with a friend x//x

49. how tall are you? 
6’3”
50. what is the best gift you’ve ever received? 
Idk… I don’t think I can pick one and I’m really thankful to have enough great people in my life that I can say that. 
51. do you have a garden?
No.
52. do you like bugs? 
Not really but I tolerate them and respect them, unless they’re in my room. 
53. what is your natural hair colour? 

Blonde
54. what is your favourite food and drink?

Cheeseburger or chicken tenders with honey mustard. It’s a tie because I will get both most of the time rofl. And Cherry vanilla coke. 
55. do you want kids?

I am fairly in the middle on this, definitely not right now. 
56. what is/was your favourite class?

BAAAAAAAAAAAND
57. what colour shirt are you wearing?

Black
58. if you could time travel, what year would you go to and why? 
Ummm. When ever our next technological revolution for our planet it. 1 because forward presents less probs then back and 2 because there would be some amazing stuff if we made it long!

59. what is your skin colour?
Pale af. 
60. hugs or kisses? 
Hugs
61. have you ever drunk alcohol? 

Yes
62. have you ever done drugs?

No
63. netflix or youtube?
Youtube!

I’d like to tag: @wearywithoutsleep @arachno-va if you are up for it! Np if not 😁

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arfy Mon 01-May-06 16:19:57

<<Sigh>>

Have been wondering why my 3 cats aren’t out enjoying the sun much, and why one has taken to pooing in the bathroom overnight (grrr)

Then we spied a neighbouring tom cat spraying the fence and ground right outside our cat flap several times – looks as though the pooing cat is now frightened to go out much.

How do I get rid of this blinking tom cat? Any ideas – will citrus work. Needs to be something that then doesn’t stop my cats going out. And WHY don’t people neuter their cats FGS, it is infuriating.

Also, it has become obvious that we are going to have to rehome our cats when we move to NZ in September

(we’ve decided the trip just isn’t fair on them) – how on earth am I going to find a home for a cat who craps in the bathroom?

fullmoonfish Mon 01-May-06 16:51:57

Keep a couple of loaded water pistols to hand and squirt this tom (up the jacksy is fun) every time you see him. He will hopefully get the message. Not sure whether vitrus works or not, but another tip I read is to spray aftershave round the catflap (outside) to mark the territory of your biggest and most dominant inhabitant (ie you or your partner) No idea whether this works, sorry, but was suggested to me by a barkingly cat-mad friend of mine when I had similar prob. I found water worked best and was greatly satisfying too

Miaou Mon 01-May-06 17:07:48

oh ditto fmf – we keep a loaded supersoaker by the back door and have been known to blast at the offenders through the cat flap … hehehe very satisfying!

arfy Mon 01-May-06 17:26:21

ooh interesting about the aftershave – not sure anyone here believes that DH is the biggest and most dominant person round here but never mind. I have never heard that before! but possibly worth a try

noticed some water pistols in the supermarket yesterday, may go back and get one and then hang out by the cat flap. what fun!

arfy Mon 01-May-06 17:26:41

oh and where’s me manners? Thanks!

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1Baby1Bump Mon 01-May-06 18:12:49

i dont think there is anything you can do about it.

Surfermum Mon 01-May-06 18:40:10

I looked into this as we had a problem with cats pooing in our garden. Apparently what you need to do is get some poo from a cat that’s bigger than the one doing the poo, such as a lion. Sorry that’s probably no help unless you’re on the doorstep of Longleat.

arfy Mon 01-May-06 18:42:18

ah yes, zoo poo

Thanks guys. Think I’m going to have to watch out for the bugger and then chuck some water over him. I feel really sorry for my cats, especially now I’ve got to look for new homes for them

. but also do not want cat crap in the bathroom and zoo poo outside the backdoor as the flat is going on the market in a couple of weeks!

twocatsonthebed Tue 02-May-06 19:03:43

two things that might also help…I had a similar problem a while back.

One is to really clean around the cat flap, as toms come back to spray where they have sprayed before. To get it really clean, you need to use biological washing powder, then wipe it down with surgical spirit, to get rid of any smells. This does work in the long run, but you might have to do it a few times.

The other is to get some Feliway from the vets (spray or a plug in airfreshner kind of thing) for your poor bullied cat – it’s a kind of cat pheremone which will calm them down and make them feel better (and hopefully stop them crapping in the bath!). Also, do they have a litter tray indoors – might be worth it for the short term.

HTH!

BadHair Tue 02-May-06 19:10:07

My cat is most definitely neutered and he sprays like a fire engine. It’s not always un-neutered cats that do it. Still annoying though.

tuppenceworth Tue 02-May-06 19:14:29

My sister has a tomcat that is coming into her house, spraying, getting the kittens pregnant (they’re too young to be neutured!) and then buggering off again!! (typical male?!)

A few weeks ago she caught him, put him in the cat basket and drove him 10 miles away. The cat was back two days after. She caught him again, drove him 20 miles away to the other side of Sheffield and the cooking fat (!!) still came back! It’s going to Aberdeen next time!

BettySpaghetti Tue 02-May-06 19:18:13

tuppenceworth -surely it’ll work out cheaper to take him to the vets to get his nads chopped off

Milliways Tue 02-May-06 19:18:31

My German SHepherd Dog happily clears the way of unwanted cats for our cat

I’m sure our cat lures them into our garden just to watch the fun!

arfy Tue 02-May-06 22:43:58

blimey tuppenceworth – what a nightmare!

Thanks everyone, and especially 2catsonthebed. I was hoping to get away with no litter tray as only one out of the the 3 is pooing indoors (and weeing in the bath – nice!) but think you right, might have to do it. Never heard of Feliway, will investigate – thanks for the tip

I didn’t realise neutered cats spray too – but this bugger is definitely a tom. grr

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ElloDAAAVE Wed 26-Apr-17 11:02:13

I feel your pain. All my cats are done, but other people around here refuse to spay their females, and the result is feral rapey tomcats yowling under our window all night, spraying all over our front step, and not being able to open our windows in summer or we get invaded and sprayed.

Getting a few dogs certainly helped…nasty toms won’t set foot in our back garden now…but the front garden is a different matter. Which is why I’m often seen haring down the garden path, barefoot, hair flying, broomstick in one hand and squirty water bottle in the other, yelling “FUCK OFF YOU RAPEY PISSYCATS, I MIGHT BE ALMOST VEGAN BUT I’LL HAVE YOUR PISSYBALLS AS EARRINGS YOU LITTLE WANKER”

Related. All the neighbours think I’m mad.

Squirty water bottle works though. For a while.

Artyfartygaga Sat 03-Jun-17 18:55:48

I feel your pain. Since my , really very lovely neighbor moved in next door (genuinely- not sarcasm), about a year ago with her bully -self admitted- cat, who is neutered, my two cats have changed their behaviour big time. One, I’m not so worried about, he seems to try to stand his ground but the other ( they’re brothers) is very obviously not handling the situation at all. Next door’s cat is spraying by the front door, shitting in the front garden and getting in the back and middle garden a lot. My son has seen him in our house. There is a smell of cat pee in the house all the time, although I’m constantly washing the carpets and furniture. We live in a row of tiny cottages. My poor boy that can’t cope has taken to crapping in the living room and by the outside doors- I believe this is called middening; a visual sign to mark their territory. To add to the problem, this poor, sweet boy is epilectic, on a fairly large scale- can fit even in his sleep- and he’s obviously really unhappy. I just don’t know what to do. Can’t keep them in as it would be unfair on his brother. It would be difficult to speak to my neighbour as I don’t see what she could possibly do about it. As it is I think she only lets him out when she’s home. So awkward. What can I do? Any positive advice please? I love my cats.

Artyfartygaga Sat 03-Jun-17 19:43:46

Epileptic. Has fits on an irregular basis. Can be 3 times a day or nothing ( that we’ve witnessed) for 3/4 weeks. Otherwise healthy and very lovely and calm and loving.

MandaBee66 Tue 27-Jun-17 07:37:59

I hope that’s a joke because it’s a disgusting thing to do!

MandaBee66 Tue 27-Jun-17 07:40:10

This is what a boy cat did to my poor girl cat! He came in the house to find her. If I find out who owns him they are getting a vets bill!

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I got bored and answered one of those 100-questions things so if you ever wanted to know a stupid amount of useless information about me read on, otherwise enjoy whatever content is in the next post!

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify

is your room messy or clean? my room is a mess, the rest of the apartment is pretty clean

what color are your eyes? brown

do you like your name? why? its grown on me. I used to get teased a lot in school “hey Ariel, where’s your best friend Flounder??” but now I work on Disney property and it’s on my name tag so I get to make a lot of kids (and adults) happy

what is your relationship status? been dating a small mess of a person for 4 years, whom I love dearly 

describe your personality in 3 words or less basically a cat

what color hair do you have? brown, or like a really dirty blonde if I spend enough time in the sun

what kind of car do you drive? color? a black 2013 hyundai accent hatchback (named Jazz)

where do you shop? where I shop: target, forever21, H&M, BoxLunch, Garage where I’d LIKE to shop: ModCloth, ASOS

how would you describe your style? I once bought an oversized Polariod windbreaker and I wear it everywhere I can??? I also love passive aggressive crop tops (”no thanks”) I wore it to a mandatory meeting at work at 9am and any time my managers asked me a question I just pointed to my shirt. So idk that should tell you something

favorite social media account I think I enjoy Instagram and Tumblr equally?

what size bed do you have? queen

any siblings? one full brother (5 years younger), one half brother on my dad’s side (13 years younger), and one half sister on my mom’s side (18 years younger). 

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? idk because I haven’t traveled anywhere I’d actually like to live. I love the idea of living northwest US (Seattle, Portland) or in NZ or like Scotland or somewhere with beautiful scenery but like...never been so can’t say for sure?

favorite snapchat filter? flower crown

favorite makeup brand(s) NYX is pretty much all I use but I also do like bare minimum with my makeup

how many times a week do you shower? typically every other day unless I’m super gross

favorite tv show? too hard. Steven Universe, Game of Thrones, A:TLA, and Adventure Time?

shoe size? 7-8 depending on who makes them

how tall are you? smol. Like 5′3″ or so? 

sandals or sneakers? sneakers, unless going somewhere involving water and/or sand

do you go to the gym? nah. I’m up and down stairs at least 20 times a day, usually while carrying stuff. that’s my exercise.

describe your dream date sitting in front of the Ocean Voyager exhibit at the Georgia Aquarium all day. like literally that’s it. and my date lets me without asking to move on, and ideally enjoys it as much as I do.

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? uhhh like $25 because that’s how much you have to have to open a new bank account which I’ve been meaning to do for like two weeks now

what color socks are you wearing? not wearing any, but I was wearing shark socks all day

how many pillows do you sleep with? just one, super soft and squishy

do you have a job? what do you do? I'm a server at a restaurant in Disney Springs at Walt Disney World. Its challenging and often frustrating and stressful but I get to meet some really cool people so it evens out. (Pat Sajak from Wheel of Fortune was in last week, I didn’t ask him if I could buy a vowel because I have some dignity)

how many friends do you have? like true friends, would drop everything for me if I asked them / needed them to? I’d say 3. But my social group is like...maybe 10 people? That I actively try to hang out with semi regularly.

whats the worst thing you have ever done? I honestly don’t even know. I forgot a woman’s ketchup last week at work and apparently I ruined her entire Disney vacation so

whats your favorite candle scent? usually anything with jasmine, so long as it isn’t overpowering

3 favorite boy names Nathaniel, Sebastian, Milo 

3 favorite girl names Riley, Maisie, Phoebe

favorite actor? robert downey jr probs

favorite actress? tessa thompson?

who is your celebrity crush? ugh. tom holland, tessa thompson, rdj? 

favorite movie? Spirited Away or Howl’s Moving Castle

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I used to, before I worked at a bookstore. For some reason that killed my love for reading. But favorite books were the Bartimaeus Trilogy and Abarat.

money or brains? brains

do you have a nickname? what is it? Skip (long story short, its a Cabin Pressure reference because I’ve always wanted to be a pilot)

how many times have you been to the hospital? for myself? 5? maybe 6?

top 10 favorite songs in no particular order Evolve by Phoria Put ‘Em Up by Priority Cleopatra by The Lumineers Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man Miracle by CHVRCHES Dissolve by Absofacto Taro by alt-J Lavender by Two Door Cinema Club Dinosaurs by The Maccabees Ambling Alp by Yeasayer

do you take any medications daily? nope

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) ehh a bit on the oily side

what is your biggest fear? losing the ones I love

how many kids do you want? NONE ZERO NADA ZIP ZILCH FUCK NO

whats your go to hair style? pull it back, messy bun if possible

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) a p small apartment (but not tiny, I think it’s like 800-900 sq ft)

who is your role model? Steve Irwin

what was the last compliment you received? a guest at one of my tables told me I looked like one of the recent Bond girls

what was the last text you sent? bailing on a few friends who were going to Blizzard Beach because I was exhausted from having my dad in town for the last two days so I wanted to sleep

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? like 2 or 3. not very old

what is your dream car? realistic? a nice Subaru or Audi. Maybe a Tesla unrealistic? bugatti veyron

opinion on smoking? cigarettes? ew gross not around me also poor life choices weed? don’t care, just not around me please and thanks my other half is allergic

do you go to college? I did, graduated two years ago, still haven’t done anything with my life / degree

what is your dream job? anything working directly with animals, especially marine mammals, big cats, or non-venomous reptiles

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? big city. right in the middle of it.

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? not usually, I have specific stuff I use for my hair that’s a lot nicer than the stuff at hotels

do you have freckles? not like a ton but yeah

do you smile for pictures? if I feel like it? also depends on who’s taking the picture

how many pictures do you have on your phone? I’d say somewhere in the realm of like 650-800?

have you ever peed in the woods? yep, used to go camping a lot as a kid

do you still watch cartoons? hell yeah, I usually prefer them to anything else. Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Voltron, A:TLA, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends...that shit is my jam

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? mmmm Wendys but I usually don’t get c nugs from anywhere

Favorite dipping sauce? chick fil a sauce or ranch

what do you wear to bed? just underwear

have you ever won a spelling bee? no but I came close in middle school

what are your hobbies? not many tbh. I have a few reptiles that I take care of. I collect / trade Disney pins. I love swimming but don’t do it all that often. Uhhh...seeing how many times I can ride Kilamonjaro Safari in a row before the cast members begin to judge me?

can you draw? not really, no

do you play an instrument? nope, I can’t even read music and I can barely hum

what was the last concert you saw? uhhhh...I think Death Cab for Cutie and CHVRCHES?

tea or coffee? tea

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Starbucks for drinks, Dunkin for food (donutssssss)

do you want to get married? yeah, eventually. I told the SO that ideally before I’m 30 and that we’re not having a wedding but we’re gonna elope instead because fuck weddings I don’t have the money for that or the patience to plan it

what is your crush’s first and last initial? not really a crush but more of a “current-and-potentially-forever life partner” but DU

are you going to change your last name when you get married? no idea. D wants to change their last name but idk if they’d take mine or they’d just change it to their middle name and then I’d take that? honestly it doesn’t really matter to me each way so long as I don’t get their current last name (because of bad associations)

what color looks best on you? no idea honestly. I prefer dark, muted blues?

do you miss anyone right now? my parents and siblings, and two of my best friends

do you sleep with your door open or closed? open, otherwise the cats would never let us sleep

do you believe in ghosts? nah, not really. I grew up in a town that had a bunch of history and by extension ghost stories, so it was more a part of “tourist culture” than something that seemed legitimate to me

what is your biggest pet peeve? I never know until someone starts doing it around me. but uhhhh I hate loud chewers, people that refuse to even try to see your side of an argument, and when you’re sitting somewhere in public like on a bench or something and there’s plenty of other empty seating options nearby and yet someone comes up and sits RIGHT NEXT TO YOU nope you know what that’s it I fucking hate that and it happens to me all the time at Disney

last person you called` I think my mom?

favorite ice cream flavor? cookies and cream, unless I’m at one of those places where you can basically make your own flavor in which case I will ALWAYS do a rose-infused ice cream with pistachios 

regular oreos or golden oreos? please don’t make me choose

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow!

what shirt are you wearing? not wearing one ;)

what is your phone background? just a basic stock photo of some ferns. kinda boring but I like simple backgrounds

are you outgoing or shy? its pretty even but if I had to say one over the other I’m probably slightly more outgoing than I am shy.

do you like it when people play with your hair? only people I know and allow. don’t just come up and start playing with my hair unless you KNOW that I’d be okay with it

do you like your neighbors? haven’t met them! we moved in like a month ago but we still haven’t seen anyone that lives on our floor

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? if I remember, but honestly I’m really bad about doing it unless I’m in the shower in which case it’s every time I take a shower

have you ever been high? nope

have you ever been drunk? sadly no. I have a ridiculously high natural alcohol tolerance, so I get sick to my stomach before I can even manage tipsy.

last thing you ate? pizzaaaaaaa

favorite lyrics right now idek and that’s a lot of effort so sorry here’s me “free pass” I’m using it on this question next

summer or winter? ugh winter always I can’t stand the heat there’s only so many layers you can take off

day or night? night

dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk or white. milk for straight eating, white for flavoring other things

favorite month? october

what is your zodiac sign leo!

who was the last person you cried in front of? my significant other

Get-to-know-me post!

I saw @wrestlingfae did this, and I wanted to play along!

I'm tagging: @wrestlingbabe to do this along with me!

General:

How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: Know? Probably 99% of them. Actually consider friends? Probs like 20%.

Do you have any pets: That live with me, no. I have my puppy (she 8 lolz) but she's lives with my Dad.

Do you want to change your name: When I was younger, I wanted to be called ~Stella~. But now that I'm older and wiser (again, lolz) I think Samantha suits me well!

What did you do for your last birthday: WATER PARK WIT DA FAMMMMMM SONNNN!

What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping? Awake scrolling tumblr? Who knows...🙄

Name something you can’t wait for: CHRISTMASSSS 🎄

When was the last time you saw your mum: A few weeks 😣 My whole family lives a state away, but I get home as often as I can!

What are you listening to right now: Modern Family being my background noise.

Have you ever spoken to a person named Tom: Tommy count?

Something that is getting on your nerves: Ignorance.

Most visited website: Probs this--or YouTube!

Hair colour: Dark Brunette

Long or Short Hair: Long, middle of my back!

Do you have a crush on someone: IRL? Nah I gots me a man. Not IRL? HELLZ YES.

What do you like about yourself: My eye color, and my personality fo' sho'

Nickname: Sam, Slaymantha, Shmammy--whichever you prefer

Relationship status: Taken like bacon my friend

Zodiac: Cancer

Pronouns: She/Her

Favourite TV Show: TOO MANY. Parks and Rec, Modern Family, WWE, The Goldburgs, American Housewife

Tattoos: Nope

Right or left handed: Right

Sport: (wheeze)

Eating: If it's a carb it's my friend 👌🏻

Drinking: I only drink water and iced tea lol #HydrationStationRhythmNation

I’m about to: Go to sleep, gots to be up early.

Waiting for: My life to start.

Want: A life I can be proud of

Get married: Before I'm 30.

Career: I'm a makeup artist, but my dream career is with the WWE. I'd love to be a wrestler, but I'm 24 and I feel like I've missed my calling in life tbh

Kissed a stranger: One time. Spin the bottle. Never again.

Drank Hard Liquor: Honestly I only drink at parties and when I'm in a safe setting. I don't "club" or anything like that. I'm probably drunk less than 5 times a year.

Lost glasses/contacts: PLS DONT EVEN JINX ME WITH THIS QUESTION.

Turned someone down: I've never really had to turn anyone down--only a few have wanted me.

Had your heart broken: Once. Never felt pain like that before. Indescribable.

Been Arrested: Never. Im your classic goodie two shoes, I'm afraid.

Fallen for a friend: A few, none ever panned out.

Cried when someone died: Yup.

The Last:

Drink: h2O

Phone call: My Mom!

Text message: "I AM SHOOKETH"

Song you listened to: "Perfect" Ed Sheeran feat Beyoncé

Time you cried: The other day out of frustration.

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: Nope.

Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes.

Been cheated on: No, thank God.

Gotten drunk and thrown up: YUP.

3 Favorite Colours: Green, Purple, Gray.

In The Last Year Have You:

Made new friends: I have!

Fallen out of love: No ☺️

Laughed until you cried: I do this A LOT.

Met someone who has changed you: Yes!

Find out who your friends are: I have amazing friends and even more amazing best friends!

Which Is Better:

Hugs or Kisses: Kisses!

Lips or eyes: Lips. Eyes. BOTH GAH!

Shorter or Taller: Taller but not A DAMN TREE MY GOSH IM SMALL

Older or younger: Depends on what we're talking about 😏

Nice arms or nice stomach: ARRRMMMMZZZZ

Hook up or Relationship: Relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant:

Hesitant! I can't do anything with my heart--all with my stupid brain. 😣

Do You Believe In:

Yourself: Sometimes

Miracles: I have no reason not too!

Love at first sight: HELL NO. Falling in love quickly? Hells yes.

Santa Claus: W-what? Who doesn't believe in Santa? Santa is magic and magic is a very powerful thing.

Kiss on the first date: Depends on a LOT of factors. If I liked you, then yessss 😉

92 questions holy shit

I was tagged by the marvellous @phoebe-does (why phoebe, why, it’s so many)

Rules: answer the 92 questions and tag 20 people

last… drink: water rip

phone call: umm my friend liv i think? asking “where tf are you”

text message: “Nearly at the top” honestly can’t remember what that meant

song you listened to: moonlight sonata by beethoven bc im a nerd

time you cried: literally today because patrick rothfuss is a fantastic writer and kvothe’s life is sad

have you.. dated someone twice: what does ‘dated’ mean?

kissed someone and regretted it: my mom oh my god, i’m joking

been cheated on: no

lost someone special: no, actually, i’ve been very lucky so far

been depressed: the emotion? yes. otherwise, no

gotten drunk and thrown up: fuck alcohol guys

list three favorite colors… colors: blue, lilac, grey (i am aware this is a shade)

in the last year, have you… made new friends: yeah!

fallen out of love: was never in it m8

laughed until you cried: absolutely

found out someone was talking about you: yeah and my friend recorded the conversation (argument) lmao

met someone who changed you: not really?

found out who your friends are: nah this past year has had like no drama whatsoever

kissed someone on your Facebook list: no, and who uses facebook anymore? look i might use the messenger app but that’s it

general… how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all bar internet friends

any pets: no and i’m salty about it

do you want to change your name: not really, but if I had to i would happily

what did you do for your last Birthday: had some friends round and played games

what time did you wake up: 7am

what were you doing at midnight last night: listening to the harry potter audiobooks (my g stephen fry)

something you can’t wait for: hamilton!!!!!! hamilton at the west end in april!!!

when was the last time you saw your mom: about an hour ago?

what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my procrastination. it would’ve saved me a lot of grief last year

what are you listening to right now: mendelssohn’s symphony no.3 (tbh if you don’t listen to classical music, you’re missing out)

have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah its a really common ass name

something that is getting on your nerves: these questions no ummm my history coursework; i picked the one question that doesn’t fit the structure they want us to use

most visited websites: youtube and tumblr maybe?

other info about myself… mole/s: fucking hell yeah it’s all my mom’s fault

mark/s: i never usually scar but i’ve got one on my knee now from having to continuously skid across the floor in a play (dedication)

childhood dream: i’ve wanted to be loads of things. let’s say an actor

hair color: blonde, but also purple atm

long or short hair: its kind of in the middle?

do you have a crush on someone: no, thank fuck. i just see people and think how painfully attractive they are and that they probably aren’t gay

what do you like about yourself: my creativity

piercings: i have 2 on each lobe

blood type: who knows this shit

nickname: purple becky, because there are 2 becky’s in my circle of friends

relationship status: standing alone on a hill in a big flowy dress

zodiac: leo

pronouns: she/her

favorite TV show: ummmmm game of thrones is really good, but i don’t watch tv a lot

tattoos: none because you have to be 18. i’ll probs get one maybe

right or left hand: right

surgery: never

hair dyed in different color: purple, and i want to experiment more at some point in my life

sport: whats this? i played tennis for a long time but now my sport is stress

vacation: i’d love to go to scandinavia and see the northern lights. OR canada

sneakers: we call them trainers here

more general…

eating: what is this even asking? i’m not eating anything right now? i want ice cream though

drinking: water still

i’m about to: watch something with the fam I think

waiting for: college to start yikes

want: to get my alevels over and done with

get married: marriage sounds a bit shit and expensive tbh

career: editor? author? actor? idk man

hugs or kisses: hugs man they feel 10/10

lips or eyes: eyes

shorter or taller: who can be shorter than me (i’m not actually that small)

older or younger: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? older i guess?

nice arms or nice stomach: a nice stomach that doesn’t get so fucking hungry all the time (who cares about arms?)

sensitive or loud: loud as fuck

hook up or relationship: right hook

what am i

troublemaker or hesitant: god i obey rules even if i hate them. i’m scared of getting into trouble rip

have you ever… kissed a stranger: who the fuck do you think i am

drank hard liquor: yeah, i bought my dad some spiced rum (i wanted the bottle tbh) and it fucking burned. twice. there was the rum burn and then the spice burn a few seconds later. not pleasant.

lost glasses/contact lenses: not so far. i don’t need my glasses all the time though

turned someone down: lmao yeah

sex on the first date: how dare you i am a maiden

broken someone’s heart: i doubt it, the guy was like 13 at the time

had your heart broken: no

been arrested: fucking no

cried when someone died: robb and catelyn stark

fallen for a friend: no

do you believe in… yourself: sometimes i wonder if i actually exist

miracles: not really? i’ll say “WOW THATS A MIRACLE” when its just like... idk luck?

love at first sight: nah that’s bs

santa claus: i’m not 6

kiss on the first date: depends???

other… current best friend name: elie

eye color: blue/grey

favorite movie: god idk? grand budapest hotel?

FINALLY, THE END

ok i tag: @bvkspine @boneseasonofglass @kat-from-minasmorgul @beckisbookshelf @word-stuck @teaandalotofbooks @happybibliosaurus

i’m... not tagging 20 people soz

I love talking about myself so have this

Rules: Answer the 85 questions then tag people

Tagged By: @mostlybrodie​ !!

Tagging: can I tag everyone? I love learning things about my people...

THE LAST:

drink: alcoholic? unfortunately I chugged Jager the other night.. 

phone call: Sarah Jeanne!! It was sad stuff but still good to hear from her

text message: my boss 

song you listened to: Drugs by lil aaron (shout out to Spotify weekly) 

time you cried: At a party last week. I angry cry.. a lot

dated someone twice:  my most recent ex gf? It was the definition of it’s complicated.. 

kissed someone and regretted it: I’m sure there’s an answer but I don’t remember. 

been cheated on: Literally any romantic relationship ever? 

lost someone special: they aren’t dead but we’ve grown apart.. 

been depressed: 24/7/365.25 

gotten drunk and thrown up: a CVS 2 summers ago?

FAVOURITE COLORS :

I’m color blind. Please don’t ask me. 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

made new friends: hellz yeah

fallen out of love: more realized that it wasn’t love?

laughed until you cried:that BEGONE THOT video of the beetle. Every time. please look it up. please

found out someone was talking about you: lol

met someone who changed you: deff

found out who your friends are: this is so angsty? like sure? 

kissed someone on your facebook list: lol 2 many

GENERAL

how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them at some point. I don’t remember some of them though.. 

do you have any pets: My 2 very adorable puppies. (please ask me about them)

do you want to change your name: hell no. I have “a movie star name” to quote every adult in my life ever. it’s easy to say and spell. i dig it

what did you do for your last birthday: Fed some fish at my local Thai restaurant  

what time did you wake up: 8:00. getting up is a different question 

what were you doing at midnight last night: writing a mock exam for students that wont even use it. Why do I do these things

name something you can’t wait for: death. Jk that was fr fr angsty. I’m excited about Halloween. 

when was the last time you saw your mom: A month ago? 

what are you listening to right now: My boss. He’s lecturing on phage genetics and other such things

have you ever talked to a person named tom: Thomas and Tommy s but never a Tom i don’t think?

something that is getting on your nerves: mental illness as an excuse? 

most visited website: google drive. shout out to that school life

haircolour: Red. (but if you asked baby me I would have fought you to the death it was blonde?) 

long or short hair: long

do you have a crush on someone: only everyone I ever meet

what do you like about yourself: I’m working on that. I’m pretty into my hair as of late

want any piercings: tried that. not a fan

blood type: B positive (even my blood is calling me out) 

nickname: Ray, Rach, Ginge, and Sarah Jeanne calls me baby-cakes sometimes?

relationship status: I’m in a polyplatonic partnership with my brofriend Sammy and my Hufflepuff love Brodie 

zodiac: Gemini. Go figure

pronouns: she/her

favorite tv shows: I’ve been watching a lot of American Ninja Warrior? Of course I love Voltron, but currently I’m just watching a lot of YouTube

tattoos: Only if it was incredibly stupid. Trying to convince @seaslime​ to let me get their name tattooed on

right or left handed: right (I’m not evil)

surgery: just the basics. Tonsils and wisdom teeth

piercing: ears technically. But I never wear anything

sport: I’ve played almost anything. I’m just a lump now though 

vacation: ? I’m bad at planning. All vacations are spur of the moment for me

pair of trainers: lol trainers

MORE GENERAL:

eating: do I eat? yes? recently been fuckin up some Panera

drinking: got my water bottle back from boy so drinking hella water #health

I’m about to: fail a quiz

waiting for: The future. nothing specific.. just Different

want: my people to be okay

get married: If a future partner was really into it? 

career: student. I plan on school forever. 

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses: Hugs. For sure. 

lips or eyes: cheekbones

shorter or taller: a lot of my friends rn are shorter

older or younger: where I’m at now probs older

nice arms or nice stomach: arms

hook up or relationship: I’m a ho for some validation

troublemaker or hesitant: TROUBLEEEEE

HAVE YOU EVER:

kissed a stranger: yeahh

drank hard liquor: yea boi

lost glasses/contact lenses: at least 2 a week 

turned someone down: not enough 

sex on the first date: is it a date if the point is sex?

broken someone’s heart: unfortunately 

had your heart broken: yeah boy

been arrested: nope

cried when someone died: for show

fallen for a friend: in an infatuation way

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

yourself: hellz yeah

miracles: define miracles

love at first sight: not in a Disney way but yeah

Santa Claus: obvi

kiss on the first date: if I like you sure?

angels: not really

OTHER:

current best friends name: Tanner going strong since the 00′

eye colour: Blue

favorite movie: Wonder woman aka the love of my life

questions tag

tagged by @hwangminyeo thank you for tagging me even though I don't think I'm that interesting LMAO

THE LAST

drink: water, I mostly drank coffee and pepsi today :c hydrate yourselves 

phone call: I hardly use my phone's sole purpose, so idrk 

text message: someone telling me a list of things they love, the last thing I sent is probably an offensive meme/joke smh

song you listened to: Wanna One's Energetic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

time you cried: I actually don't remember, I usually bottle things up. it's unhealthy ik :<

HAVE YOU EVER

dated someone twice: never dated someone once LOL

kissed someone and regretted it: nope

been cheated on: no

lost someone special: a bunch of my friends who I care about deeply

been depressed: yeah, I'm on vacation in another country rn and I just miss being back home, aND my friends are already studying for senior highschool entrance exams and idek what I'm gonna take in college. I don't even know if I'll end up studying in PH or DXB ;_; HALP

3 FAVORITE COLORS

Pink

Violet

Black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

made new friends: yep

fallen out of love: YES, not the romantic kind of love, the 'I don't love these "friends" no more kinda thing

laughed until you cried: everytime tbh, especially when no one laughs at what I say, it's just so funny to me AHAHA

found out someone was talking about you: yeah, in a good manner though

met someone who changed you: everyone, actually

found out who your friends are: yep, 2016 was really dramatic

kissed someone on your Facebook list: no

GENERAL

how many Facebook friends do you know in real life: 95%, I don't really add people I don't know, or people I haven't interacted with in some way

do you have any pets: a cat, her name is Oreo because she's black and white in the middle😽

do you want to change your name: YES. I really dislike "Christen" because most of the time people say it wrong, it ain’t Christine, not Kirstine, NOT CHRISTY. IT'S KRIS10 😤

what did you do for your last birthday: dinner with my family, we grilled ribs, bacon and some steaks because I really like meat hihihi

what time did you wake up: 9am

what were you doing at midnight last night: I was watching Rick and Morty, then Return of Superman while waiting for Wanna One's debut. Then slept at 5am because I'm t r a s h

name something you can’t wait for: going back to home? I really miss riding the bus and train and spending 6 hours walking around a mall with people 😭

when was the last time you saw your mom: May 20

what are you listening to right now: Wanna One's Energetic (I just can't change okay, I await their vocals and raps and the instrumental that starts when Sungwoon sings "Mag kkeullyeo deo”  I'M IN TOO DEEP)

have you ever talked to a person named tom: probably not

something that is getting on your nerves: getting hungry when I'm about to sleep 😤

most visited website: youtube/tumblr/twitter

hair color: really dark brown, or black? I dyed my hair so many times idk anymore

long or short hair: medium? kind of by the underarms

do you have a crush on someone: kang daniel ha sungwoon ten chittaphon

what do you like about yourself: what I want to do, I do it, but not most of the time

blood type: either o or b

nickname: Chiqui (pronounced Chiki 😶) some people just call me Ten

relationship status: single as a pringle

zodiac: Taurus

pronouns: she/her

favorite tv show: Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, How I Met Your Mother, Mr. Robot

tattoos: none, I'd like some in the future. You guys should see my mom's, hers looks so dooooooope

right or left handed: Right

surgery: none

sport: I know how to play basketball and volleyball but don’t really play LMAO I've joined athletics though

vacation: currently in America rn

pair of shoes: I prob have >10

MORE GENERAL

eating: nothing :(

drinking: nothing

I’m about to: maybe go to sleep or use tumblr for awhile

waiting for: this hunger to pass >:c

want: to study? weird because I hate school but I want to do something, ANYTHING

get married: yeah sure

career: hs student

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses: I like giving hugs but receiving them is kinda ?? 

lips or eyes: both

shorter or taller: Taller

older or younger: older, or just be mature tbh

nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS daniel's stomach tho

hook up or relationship: relationship

troublemaker or hesitant: middle I guess? someone spontaneous yet has sense

HAVE YOU EVER

kissed a stranger: nope

drank hard liquor: no 

lost glasses/contact lenses: nope

turned someone down: yeah 

sex on the first date: take me to a date and let’s see LMAO jk  no

broken someone’s heart: I hope not :c

had your heart broken: nah

been arrested: no

cried when someone died: yeah, my grandma died and I felt sad, I didn't get to spend a lot of time with her, didn't really get to know her

fallen for a friend: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

yourself: depends on the situation, and my mood lel

miracles: not really

love at first sight: no

santa clause: no, I pretended I did to get more gifts LOL

kiss on the first date: no

angels: I don't know tbh

OTHER

eye color: really dark brown

favorite movie: White Chicks, I die laughing every time I watch it

I tag anyone who wants to do this ^^

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Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

LAST: 1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: Shania I think 3. Text message: 'Sure’ 4. Song you listened to: Missile by Dorothy 5. Time you cried: Stats class when someone asked if I could fake cry HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: hells nah 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 8. Been cheated on: Nope 9. Lost someone special: I have a list 10. Been depressed: Not as far as I know? 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nah, I’m still wary after the dragging my mum gave my brother after he downed a bottle of vodka on an empty stomach without mixing it and threw up all over the bathroom floor LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: Dark red, neon blue and neon green IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yes 16. Fallen out of love: Yes 17. Laughed until you cried: Yes, over one of my own stupid puns 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes 19. Met someone who changed you: Probably 20. Found out who your friends are: No? 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nope GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them apparently 23. Do you have any pets: I have two cats, two fish and a rabbit 24. Do you want to change your name: Not really. Most people call me Sam rather than Samantha so it’s fine 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Had a Sherlock marathon with some friends 26. What time did you wake up: 7ish then stayed in bed til 8 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: rewatching season 5 of Criminal Minds 28. Name something you can’t wait for: exams to be over 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: five minutes ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My mum’s level of chill at times, she tends to flip out over the smallest things 31. What are you listening right now: My Medicine by The Pretty Reckless 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Does a Thomas or Tommy count? 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: MY MUM YELLING FROM ONE END OF THE HOUSE TO THE OTHER AND EXPECTING ME TO HEAR HER AND NOT BOTHERING TO ANSWER WHEN I DO HEAR HER AND CALL BACK. Also her snapping at me for something I didn’t do but me not being able to reply with the same tone ‘cause apparently it’s disrespectful 34. Most visited website: tumblr, youtube, archive of our own, university web pages LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: Middle of my back 36. Mark/s: So many scars 37. Childhood dream: police officer 38. Hair color: blonde 39. Long or short hair: Long, it’s taken 17 years to grow it past my shoulders 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Random crush I’m never going to see again - yeah, actual crush - nah 41. What do you like about yourself: I guess I have nice eyes? I tend to push myself (sometimes way too far but shhhh) 42. Piercings: I had ordinary ear piercings but then the backs blew up :/ 43. Blood type: No clue 44. Nickname: Sammy, Samoose, Salmonella, Salmon, Fuckwit, Samuel, that Russian Bitch, Mandarin girl, Little shit, plus other insults courtesy of friends 45. Relationship status: Single af 46. Zodiac: Aquarius 47. Pronouns: She/her 48. Favorite TV Show: Hannibal, Criminal Minds, Voltron, Silent Witness is pretty good 49. Tattoos: None but I’m thinking about it 50. Right or left hand: Generally right handed 51. Surgery: Had some stuff cut of my knee 52. Hair dyed in different color: Haven’t but have thought about doing it 53. Sport: I like football, softball, archery 55. Vacation: Germany seems like a good place, same with Canada 56. Pair of trainers: I have a pair that are neon yellow and I love them MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: A piece of bread twenty minutes ago 58. Drinking: water 59. I’m about to: Start reading because I really need these books finished in the next couple of weeks 61. Waiting for: replies with information on international scholarships 62. Want: to get into the courses I want at the school I want without dealing with student loans that add up to $50,000+  63. Get married: Probs not, if my partner wants to then sure but it’s not big for me 64. Career: I’m taking this as career I want in which case would be either criminal profiler or armed defenders squad WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: kisses 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller, being short is shit. I can’t reach the top shelf 68. Older or younger: Depends on the person 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice stomach 71. Sensitive or loud: eh? 72. Hook up or relationship: both are good 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker with a hesitant friend 74. Kissed a Stranger: possibly? 75. Drank hard liquor: Nope 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Yes. I lost my glassses at Armageddon at one point 77. Turned someone down: Yep 78. Sex on the first date: Nah 79. Broken someone’s heart: Yes 80. Had your heart broken: been there done that 81. Been arrested: Nope 82. Cried when someone died: Yep 83. Fallen for a friend: Yes DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: She doesn’t exist unless someone says she can’t do it, sorry 85. Miracles: No 86. Love at first sight: Nope, lust at first sight seems more viable 87. Santa Claus: Eh, give me solid proof then sure 88. Kiss on the first date: Maybe OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: It’s a tie between Megan, Grace and Jess 91. Eye color: hazel 92. Favorite movie: RED 1 & 2, they’re pretty cheesy but still magnificent NOW, TAG 20 PEOPLE: @rosebudbasilton, @ourdreamsareneon, @dinahsbarbara, @pasteurellapestis, @zizzyzapata, @sassyshoulderangel319, @lam-baka, @daisy1chains, @luddycris, @phictions, I can’t think of any more off the top of my head so consider yourselves included

tagged by @kathwolfie thanks dude lol

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

Tagging: i know i gotta tag 20 ppl but idk if i even can lmao so im not gonna!!!! u see this on ur dash, u wanna do it u do it goddamn this is ur call

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: my dad??? i think????? 3. Text message: my friend nancy at 9am while she had not gone to bed yet lmao shes a bigger mess than me >:) 4. Song you listened to: The Lost One’s Weeping- the KAITO version lol 5. Time you cried: um yesterday when april and andy got married on parks and rec either that or when i was thinking about dogs 

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: no 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: i dont think so??? 10. Been depressed: hahahah 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no im underage and a Good Boy

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: mint green, blue, and red!!

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yes 16. Fallen out of love: how can u fall out of love when uve only ever fell in love with fictional characters lmao 17. Laughed until you cried: nope and i have never done so ever 18. Found out someone was talking about you: im not entirely sure what this entails but the answer is probably not lmao 19. Met someone who changed you: idk??? unless u include fictional characters nah 20. Found out who your friends are: again idk????

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i dont even HAVE a facebook 23. Do you have any pets: sadly no 24. Do you want to change your name: in my heart i already have but ye lol  25. What did you do for your last Birthday: that was very close to a year ago so i do not remember lmao 26. What time did you wake up: somewhere from 9:30 to 10 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 28. Name something you can’t wait for: LELOUCH OF THE RESSURECTION 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: literally two minutes ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: should probably like to exercise 31. What are you listening right now: Whims of Fate from Persona 5 lol 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: its possible lol i dont remember peoples names rly well 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: POPUP ADS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES 34. Most visited Website: AO3 probs either that or youtube 35. Mole/s: i definitely have at least one and the only one i can identify at the moment is on my left arm 36. Mark/s: im not sure what that’s supposed to mean??? like tattooes??? cause i dont have that  37. Childhood dream: my parents always told me i wanted to be a lion and GUESS WHAT I AM ONE IM A LEO also i wanted to be a spy or more seriously a vet 38. Haircolor: i dye it black but it’s kinda faded so more like dark brown rn 39. Long or short hair: short 40. Do you have a crush on someone: i dont think so??? i havent had a crush on someone for over a year 41. What do you like about yourself: a lot lol my face is so cute and so is my hair and i have a great personality im a little egotistic lol 42. Piercings: yep! both my ears are pierced!!! 43. Bloodtype: idk lol 44. Nickname: technically elliot is not my legal name but also yesterday my dad called me elli and it!!!was!!!!so!!!!cute!!!!! 45. Relationship status: single pls someone date me 46. Zodiac: leo 47. Pronouns: they/them 48. Favorite TV Show: ???? i watch the office and gilmore girls a lot i know my fav anime is code geass so theres that at least 49. Tattoos: none 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: ive had six teeth removed lol two the first time (molars on the bottom) and then my wisdom teeth cause my moms side of the family has big teeth apparently???? 52. Hair dyed in different color: its like that rn lol i used to dye it other colors too 53. Sport: HAHAHAHAH 54. (question wasn’t here) 55. Vacation: um i have orientation for my college this week that probs the closest im gonna get travelling somewhere else lol 56. Pair of trainers: ok i had to google the word trainers cause i wasnt sure if it just means tennis shoes or all shoes and im still not sure lol im gonna say both which i have this rly nice pair of black combat boots and i have these black adidas tennis shoes which is much less exciting lol

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: i like sugar lol i had cinnamon buns for breakfast 58. Drinking: i always have a water bottle next to me!!! 59. I’m about to: oh! that new touken ranbu series has a new ep coming out today i think so im gonna watch that! 62. Want: it to stop being so hot that or candy 63. Get married: sometime maybe im not sure lol 64. Career: i wanna be a private detective!!!!!

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs!!!!! 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: i like to be taller than others lol  68. Older or younger: idk??? 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS 71. Sensitive or loud: i mean im p loud lol so probs sensitive 72. Hook up or relationship: hook ups would be weird for someone who thinks sex is gross lol 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: again idk???

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: nope because ive never kissed anyone lol 75. Drank hard liquor: nope cause im a Good Boy  76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no cause i dont need em 77. Turned someone down: idk but probs not cause no one ever asks me out lmao 78. Sex on the first date: nope cause sex is gross 79. Broken someone’s heart: probably not lmao 80. Had your heart broken: none of these questions have the answer yes CAUSE IVE NEVER DATED ANYONE GET OFF MY BACK 81. Been arrested: i would rather kill myself??? cause a) there goes my dream lmao and b) im a Good Boy 82. Cried when someone died: unless its a fictional character nope cause ive only one irl person who died and i am notoriously heartless 83. Fallen for a friend: yeah but that was when i was tiny and didnt realize i had lol

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: hell yeah im awesome 85. Miracles: i dont think so??? 86. Love at first sight: not rly 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss on the first date: if its just on the cheek or smth

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: nancy! 91. Eye color: i think theyre green 92. Favorite movie: um the princess bride probs

tagged by the loveliest @apricool, cheers hon c:

THE LAST: 1. Drink: cocoa 2. Phone call: Sunni <3 3. Text message: my pesky lil brother 4. Song you listened to: Metro 7 by T-SQUARE 5. Time you cried: I nearly choked on soda yesterday and got all teared up if that counts, hahah

HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice: yeah, unfortunately 7. Been cheated on: no 8. Kissed someone and regretted it: yeah 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: self-diagnosed, when I was like 13 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: practically the only thing I’m good for when drunk, besides sleeping

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 12. pink 13. sky blue 14. crimson

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yeah! 16. Fallen out of love: yup 17. Laughed until you cried: yeah :0 18. Found out someone was talking about you: yup, not that it was a problem 19. Met someone who changed you: yeah, loads of lovely peeps 20. Found out who your true friends are: I only have real friends I stopped with imaginary ones in 3rd grade :* 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: check

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like, nearly all of them 23. Do you have any pets: DOGGO!!! 24. Do you want to change your name: sorta, I wanna start using my middle name instead of my first 25. What did you do for your last birthday: some friends from middle school threw me a surprise party n then I ate cake w my family 26. What time did you wake up: 5 mins too late 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: listening to my chillest music and tryna get some  s l e e p 28. Name something you cannot wait for: being done with my finals and playing my next gig 29. When was the last time you saw your mother: this morning at breakfast yo 30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I dared to study what I really want to study. I think I’m getting there, though 31. What are you listening to right now: I’m in math class lol 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah? why? u know him??? 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: well, ya know, sexists, homophobes, xenophobes, racists... 34. Most visited website: tumblr or youtube, probs 35. Elementary: don’t remember that much from it actually 36. High school: yeeeassss 37. College: haven’t begun walking down that dark road yet 38. Hair colour: used to be blond but my hair would rather I was a brunette apparently so it’s making its move 39. Long or short hair: short enough to scream “gayyyy” 40. Do you have a crush on someone: I think maybe yea 41. What do you like about yourself: I know how to play the guitar, that’s nice 42. Piercings: both ears, wanna get some more 43. Blood type: dunno! :V 44. Nickname: Bee and Soph 45. Relationship status: singler than u 46. Zodiac sign: LEO which is why my horoscope always drags me rip 47. Pronouns: she/her/hers 48. Favourite TV show: I don’t really watch a lot of TV, but seeing the original NCIS episodes show up makes me happy, hahah 49. Tattoos: waiting to get old enough 50. Right- or left-handed: right-handed

FIRST: 51. Surgery: minor surgery in the jaw when I was 14 52. Piercing: I had my ears pierced when I was 3 or 4 54. Sport: I started played soccer when I was 6, and I did this motocross-like thing when I was 7 55. Vacation: I went to France before I’d turned one year 56. Pair of trainers: tiny converse copies, my mom has a polaroid photo of them somewhere

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: still in math class, hahah 58. Drinking: I have a water bottle in my bag 59. I’m about to: run down to the women’s lavatories because I forgot my thermo cup of cocoa down by the mirrors by the sinks!!! 61. Waiting for: summer holidays 62. Want: sleep 63. Get married: yeah, someday 64. Career: I’d like to live off music, but the plan is to get a degree in chemistry 65. Hugs or kisses: both 66. Lips or eyes: both?? why u do this, now I feel like I’m being indecisive 67. Shorter or taller: what, how I would like a potential partner to be? preferrably taller or same height, but I’m p tall so it’s a bit of a problem. I’m not really that picky about it, tho 68. Older or younger: approximately same age? but rather older than younger 69. Light or dark eyes: bothhh 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ??? both is nice and neither is fine? 71. Sensitive or loud: bit of both? 72. Hookup or relationship: both, just not at the same time 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: me? or how I’d like somwbody else to be??? I don’t get yr questions man

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: yeah 75. Drank hard liquor: nah 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: temporarily 77. Turned someone down: yeah 78. Sex on first date: yeah 79. Broken someone’s heart: think so uhh 80. Had your heart broken: yea 81. Been arrested: no :o 82. Cried when someone died: I mostly cry afterwards 83. Fallen for a friend: yeah, haven’t you???

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: sometimes?? 85. Miracles: I’d like to 86. Love at first sight: nope. you can deffo get a crush on someone on first sight, tho 87. Santa Claus: nah, but I’m always gonna believe in the tooth fairy 88. Kiss on the first date: I mean, sure 89. Angels: not anymore, but I used to when I was little

OTHER: 90. Current best friend’s name: do u want me to write the entire list of like 15 people or what 91. Eye colour: green, but they used to be blue and some people stil think they look blue?? I dunno man 92. Favourite movie: Casablanca, Breakfast Club or Trainspotting

Oookay, and I tag @awkwardlyfancy @unicornpowerpuffgirl @artayla and @therealturkeynoises <33

92 truths

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose however many people you want to tag!

I was tagged by: @louehangel who is rlly cute and who is apparently tryin to get me to expose myself 👀

long post so under the cut!

LAST…

[1] drink: water [2] phone call: my grandma haha [3] text message: my flatmates [4] song you listened to: “var” by sigur rós [5] time you cried: probs yesterday I cry all the time no shame

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: no [7] been cheated on: I don’t think so aha [8] kissed someone and regretted it: yes [9] lost someone special: yes [10] been depressed: yes [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: yeah a lot of times especially when I was about 16. I really didn’t know how to stop back then lmao

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] red [13] dark purple [14] lilac

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: [15] made new friends: yeah [16] fallen out of love: nope [17] laughed until you cried: yes [18] found out someone was talking about you: yes lol my flatmate but it wasn’t so bad [19] met someone who changed you: hmm no I don’t think so [20] found out who your true friends are: lmao no [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: yes actually smh

GENERAL: [22] how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life: none ??? [23] do you have any pets: yes at my parent’s house, a cat and a dog who do Not get along [24] do you want to change your name: nope [25] what did you do for your last birthday: uh I stayed home alone all day watching fresh prince of belair, went out for a meal with family and drank nearly a whole bottle of wine, took my little sister for a cocktail, and then passed out in the car on the way home lmaooo a good birthday for me [26] what time did you wake up: ten because fridays are my lie in day [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: work I should’ve done weeks ago [28] name something you cannot wait for: to go home this afternoon [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: too long ago  [30] what is one thing you wish that you could change about your life: um I wish I was doing a different degree lol [31] what are you listening to right now: a beethoven playlist on spotify hah  [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes?? [33] something that is getting on your nerves: my flatmates :’) [35] elementary: I guess this means primary school which was good for me [36] high school: um not the best time in my life lol [37] college: I went to sixth form not college which was a Huge mistake and I should’ve left that school as soon as I got the chance lmao although I think this means uni in england which i’m at now which is .. not great either lol [38] hair colour: auburn becuase I dye it [39] long or short hair: hm mid length?? [40] do you have a crush on someone: what’s that [41] what do you like about yourself: my hands ?? is that weird lol [42] piercings: two in my ears, my nose, and I used to have a double helix but it was uncomfortable to sleep on so fuck that tbh [43] blood type: no idea honestly oops [44] nickname: don’t really have one?? some of my old high school friends call me by my last name [45] relationship status: uhh single [46] zodiac sign: gemini [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: hm right now i’m watching how to get away with murder bc I love viola davis idk about my fav I love too many [49] tattoos: not yet !!! [50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… [51] surgery: never had one [52] piercing: ears [53] best friend: hm the girl I used to live next door to probably or my little sister :’) [54] sport: I danced for 10 years like professional ballet but I had to give it up when I was 16 [55] vacation: I went to fuerteventura when I was about 5 and all I remember is getting a bee stuck in my eye and my grandma having to get it out hahahaha [56] pair of trainers: no idea wtf haha

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing [58] drinking: nothing [59] i’m about to: do a presentation about prism adaptation to my seminar group lmfao kill me [60] listening to: beethoven still [61] waiting for: my flatmate to get out of the shower [62] want: to go home [63] get married: not anytime soon lol [64] career: hahahahahahahaha

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs I guess [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: taller [68] older or younger: older probably hm [69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous [70] nice arms or nice stomach: wtf idk [71] sensitive or loud: loud to make up for how quiet I am [72] hook up or relationship: lol neither rn [73] troublemaker or hesitant: uhhh a bit of both I guess

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger: yes [75] drank hard liquor: yes [76] lost glasses/contact lenses: no [77] turned someone down: yes [78] sex on a first date: lmao [79] broken someone’s heart: apparently but we’re friends now haha [80] had your own heart broken: not romantically [81] been arrested: haaaaha [82] cried when someone died: yes [83] fallen for a friend: hahaha bye

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself: sometimes [85] miracles: not really [86] love at first sight: hm nope [87] santa claus: no :’) [88] kiss on the first date: yeah I guess [89] angels: no

OTHER… [90] current best friend: either a girl or a boy who’ve been my best friends since we were about 13 [91] eye colour: greeny blue too mary omg ;)) can you believe our eyes are ~larries [92] favourite movie: um too many but probably moulin rouge??

I tag @louieofc and @fireprooof if they feel like it bc they’re the ppl I see the most on my dash n they’re cute!!

🌻rules: once you have been tagged, you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag.

I was tagged by @peachyimg​!! thanks dude :) 🌻LAST… [1] drink: bottled spring water from my fave: woollies  [2] phone call: my mum [3] text message: @weird-kid​ [4] song you listened to: another day of sun from la la land [5] time you cried: on saturday (twice lol)

🌻 HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: no [7] been cheated on: lol no [8] kissed someone and regretted it: no [9] lost someone special: yea [10] been depressed: not really, just occasionally feeling a bit down [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no but have thrown up :)!! glee

🌻 LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS… [12] blue [13] yellow [14] red

🌻 IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: yeah :) [16] fallen out of love: haven’t fallen in love yet [17] laughed until you cried: nearly!! [18] found out someone was talking about you: yeah, they even openly admitted to it but luckily they weren’t talking shit, more like the opposite?? [19] met someone who changed you: still waiting to see if someone will! [20] found out who your true friends are: kind of, keeping my eyes open tho [21] kissed someone on your Facebook list: np

🌻 GENERAL… [22] how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: kind of 70% or less [23] do you have any pets: no, but i really want a SHIBA INUUU or a JAP SPITZ or a cat <3 [24] do you want to change your name: yeah. it’s way too common, i just dont know what else i could chage it to [25] what did you do for your last birthday: i ate cake, got a plant and 2016 diary then chilled for the night [26] what time did you wake up: 7:43:23seconds54milliseconds etc.etc.  [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: homework,,,,,,,,,,,, and skyping haha [28] name something you cannot wait for: the holidays [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: this morning [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i was more confident and fearlesss [31] what are you listening to right now: people talking (therefore, nothing really) [32] have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah [33] something that is getting on your nerves: life. (and sometimes a particular someone..) [34] most visited website: quora [35] elementary: eh [36] high school: ehhh [37] college: ehhhhhhhhhh not there yet but it’s probs not gonna get better [38] hair colour: black as my soul [39] long or short hair: mid-long  [40] do you have a crush on someone: not really since i havent seen them in like more than a year [41] what do you like about yourself: nothing ha ha [42] piercings: ear lobes [43] blood type: A [44] nickname: baemy, amoy/amoi, ames, amayyyyy [45] relationship status: single af!!!!! [46] zodiac sign: virgo [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav TV show: *shows: friends, adventure time, supernatural [49] tattoos: no [50] right or left handed: right

🌻 FIRST… [51] surgery: no [52] piercing: ear lobes [53] best friend: maryanne li [54] sport: swimming [55] vacation: can’t remember but apparently queensland and then CHINACHINA [56] pair of trainers: probs asics not nike

🌻 RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing [58] drinking: water [59] I’m about to: want to diediediediedie and also starting maths class [60] listening to: the smiths [61] waiting for: the end of the day [62] want: food and the bathroom [63] get married: not rn lol wot [64] career: kfc :)) i can’t wait to start woo

🌻 WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: taller or same height? [68] older or younger: older or same? [69] romantic or spontaneous: romantic AND spontaneous :) [70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms.. [71] sensitive or loud: sensitive and loud [72] hook up or relationship: relationship [73] troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

🌻 HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger: no [75] drank hard liquor: yeah [76] lost glasses/contact lenses: no [77] turned someone down: p??robs not [78] sex on first date: no [79] broken someone’s heart: yea [80] had your own heart broken: yea [81] been arrested: no [82] cried when someone died: yea [83] fallen for a friend: no(t yet)

🌻 DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself: not really (yet) [85] miracles: not sure bc hasn’t happened yet [86] love at first sight: nah [87] santa claus: who know [88] kiss on the first date: nah [89] angels: yeah

🌻 OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: don’t really have one but closest friends would probs be mira, heidi and mez [91] eye colour: black???? [92] favourite movie: i have too many faves, probs most recently watched one would be 500 days of summer!!!!

🌻 I’M TAGGING….

i dont have 25 people to tag lol so here are a few ppl...

@neverdoingmuch @stargogh @shelbeab