This… "stuff"? Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you.
You... go to the gym, and you select… I don't know, those baggy workout pants, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your body, but what you don't know is that those pants are not just black, they're not charcoal, they're actually onyx.
You're also blithely unaware of the fact that, in 2020, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a collection of onyx workout gear, and then I think it was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, wasn't it?… who showed onyx compression shirts. I think we need a shirt here.
And then onyx quickly showed up in the collections of eight different fitness brands. Then it filtered down through the sporting goods stores and then trickled on down into some tragic discount section where you, no doubt, picked it up from some clearance rack.
However, that onyx represents millions of dollars of countless protein shakes, and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the bodybuilding community when, in fact, you're wearing workout gear that was selected for you by the people in this gym… from a pile of "stuff."
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Carlos, 24
“I’m wearing an MM14 Replica 70s sport jacket, CDG Homme Plus Sshirt, Levi jeans, Prada America’s Cup sneakers, and Muji tote. I’m very inspired by comfort and sport, I’ll make anything work as long as I like the piece and I can easily walk a mile in. And I love love love Brazilian club soccer jerseys.”
Mar 31, 2023 ∙ Chinatown
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