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withasprinkleofanxiety · 8 months

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flowersize · 1 year

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day nine: campfire @mobtober2022

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #hanazawa teruki #suzuki shou #serizawa katsuya #reigen realized three of his espers have never been on a good ol' fashion camping trip in the mountains #shigeo and ritsu are chillin in the tent bc at home they are always the Little Camp Helpers and with shou and teru here #now they don't have to be. they get to experience the full peaceful laze of relaxing til food is done while their friends #develop healthy relationships with adults :^)#I DO THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF #Reigen hasn't gone camping since he himself was a kid #and Serizawa when he said he hasn't gone camping he actually meant In Adulthood. he too had gone at least once as a child #but they had both been around 10 years old #so in fact Ritsu and Mob have THE MOST camping experience and the most recent camping experience out of all of Spirits and Such.#also reigen gets poison ivy by the end of the trip sorry i don't make the rules #i also need everyone to know shou takes a whole bite out of that raw sweet potato and he eats it and it is a moment of #friendship and connection. he and teru now have an unspeakable bond of ''this guy will do anything huh'' and they are best friends after #ok bye

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cronchingsquips · 1 year

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hello tumblr i will probably never come back again but i will provide nonetheless

i draw more of the silly frogs rather than the calamity trio but i love them all regardless <3

lots of beatonio from me, this isn’t even half of it

#i am a twitter artist unfortunately #amphibia #amphibia fanart #captain beatrix #tritonio espada #beatonio #sprig plantar #polly plantar #maddie flour #ivy sundew #jojo potato #anne boonchuy #marcy wu #sasha waybright #general yunan #sprivy

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felikatze · 6 months

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playing engage again and WOO CHAPTER 17 IS BEAT AND I ONLY LOST MERRIN

ignore the 4 times louis died. didnt happen. nuh-uh. god fucking dammit mauvier.

i was being SO CAREFUL and picked off griss and zephia one by one. then i took one step forward too many and aggro's four bosses at once.

the louis v marni 1v1 will forever be legendary

#feli speaks #feli plays engage #pandreo and ivy playing hot potato with freeze and silence to franctically buy time #the insane alear positioning so ivy can get the silence out of the convoy in the first place #the carefully orchestrated one turn veyle kill with five billion chain attacks. god. what a fucking map. it's fantastic.

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morethansalad · 1 year

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Perfect Kathiyawadi Undhiyu (Vegan Indian 1-Pot Winter Dish)

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ember-not-amber · 1 year

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Y’all…💀

All this time Aphmau’s bullies Ivy and Lily were calling her ugly and fat and now it’s Aaron’s affectionate nickname for her??

I had no idea it meant that until now omg

#calling someone a potato now is really cringe #I’m glad I don’t hear people using that as a slang word anymore #stupid potato #aphmau #aphmau pdh #aphmau phoenix drop high #aphmau mystreet #aarmau #aphverse #aphblr #aaron lycan #aphmau ivy #original post

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rarepears · 2 years

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Poison Ivy in MDZS

Wei Wuxian convinces Poison Ivy, a very beautiful lady, to come with him to Burial Mound.

Of course, we as the readers know that he wants her because she can grow plants... so can she grow the potatoes that he so dearly wishes? Wei Wuxian doesn't know but he wants to find out!

From the outside, for the people who are not privy to Wei Wuxian and Poison Ivy's conversations (aka pretty much everyone), it looks like Wei Wuxian is courting this beautiful exotic lady... for marriage. Especially when she goes to Burial Mounds and has clearly moved into the mountains.

Lan Wangji is Not Happy about this to say the least.

#lan wangji #wei wuxian #wei ying #poison ivy #dcu #dc universe #mdzs #mdzs ideas #mao dao zu shi #mxtx #Lan Wangji thinks that Wei Wuxian is marrying Poison Ivy when WWX really just wants her to grow food (like potatoes!) for the Wen AU

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anxiouspotatorants · 2 years

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Omg the Colin thing in season 6 is the most irresponsible thing his and Logan's friend group did, and they actually jumped off of a cliff with no proper support or safety precautions! Maybe it's because I'm from another country so I know how disorienting a new place can be even with knowing the language in it but the fact that a) NONE of the guys in the group were like "uh guys maybe we need to leave the girl be in her own country", b) none of them thought of what they would possibly do with her once she was in a foreign country to her that's the size of half a continent, and c) they were all annoyed and inconsiderate of her when it was clear that she didn't speak the language and didn't even know how to navigate in such a big place, just tells me everything I need to know for how they really behave. Like people can go on and on about how fun the LDB is but the show gives us numerous examples (even within the revival) that they truly would put another person's safety or even their own in jeopardy if it meant "having a good time" in the rich people's sense. Even the club scene in AYITL is so obnoxious because it's just a bunch of grown men annoying other attendees in the dance place and then being all "I'm buying the place so that you people can't get a piece of it!", like genuinely what an asshole

No but seriously when you are or have been a foreigner what Colin did goes from being a dark joke to downright horrifying. Not only did he drag her over to a country where she doesn't know the language, he flew her across the globe. It's not like he took her over to London, where she could always grab a one-hour-ish flight or even a train (because yes you can do that in Europe), he took her across the Atlantic Ocean to a country with some serious border control (no Schengen in the US) and then expected her to what? Hang out? Apparently this girl is a milkmaid who only speaks Dutch (which btw stereotype much) so I'm guessing she doesn't have the resources to book a flight back home or the ability to get a translator who can help her do it. Call me dramatic, but in a much much darker show this could have been a trafficking storyline.

The whole situation just really points out how Colin and the LDB not only don't care about anyone but themselves but genuinely view other people as sources of entertainment that they can push around however they want until they get bored and just ignore them. Like, did Colin think to maybe arrange for her to get home safely? Did the thought of telling him to, or to not let him take her to the US in the first place, even occur to Logan and Finn?

And these are the same people who hold a public party celebrating Rory's felony. The same people who apparently steal boats themselves all the time, and so much more. The same people who claim that a meticulously organized bungee-jumping event in ball gowns is somehow closer to real life than anything in Rory's life. The problem isn't them being rich people who have fun. It's that their idea of fun is doing literal harm to other people through theft and manipulation and almost kidnapping, all the while ignoring the incredibly expensive and important degree they got into Yale to actually work on and waiting for their parents to bail them out of jails and pay their university to keep them on for yet another year and spit in the face of higher education again.

#wow am I angry at this fictional group of people #I guess it's the real life people they represent that I'm really angry at because yes they're real #just take a look at your average ivy league politician #like am I supposed to be happy that Rory hangs out with these guys? I'm not #it is and should be possible for her to have fun with rich people without risking jail time or witnessing morally repuslive behaviour #it's episodes like this that really make me wish Rory had reconnected with Glenn and Marty and her year 1 roomies #and dumped the LDB for a healthier cooky and fun friend group in Yale for the rest of season 6 and 7 #oh well that's what fanfics and aus are for #anti life and death brigade #anti colin mccrae #the potato rants #anti logan huntzberger #anti finn gilmore girls #filtering purposes for the final two because though I don't personally like them I get why others do #but not Colin Colin can choke #gilmore girls #gilmore girls meta

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yaboisoph · 1 year

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Bought one of those massive oversized hoodies and I have created a monster

Ivy has discovered she can fit in the front pocket and has realised this means she can be stealing my body heat and affection without being disrupted when I get up to move around

#she is a sack of potatoes in the shape of a cat.#you know most cats who sit on your lap and will immediately leap off it you dare move? this is neither flora or ivy #ivy will cling to my leg and look at me with the saddest eyes possible #flora if she is lying on my partners knee is very funny like if my partner needs to get up for a minute #she will pick flora up who will remain lying down in midair #place flora down on the chair #and then return to pick flora up again and put her back on the knee #and she is just fine with that #these cats are so bonkers affectionate with us.#sometimes i genuinely have to put ivy on the sofa under a blanket so she won't sit on me because i need personal space #this is really the opposite of a problem #anyway this has been my weekly cat posting

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thyme-in-a-bubble · 1 year

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should i post my 1k celebration or save it for 1.5 🧍‍♀️

if you have the time and energy to enjoy the fun now, then do it babyyyyyy

#it's so pretty (spoiler hehe)#lea answers #ivy🪐#(also I'm eating ice cream rn so that's something)#(just got in from planting tomatoes and potatoes)#(hehe that rhymed)

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dreadwedge · 6 months

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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer sun, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how to optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock

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themediocregatzby · 6 months

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the only scene more intolerable than an Ivy Dickens scene, is a scene that also includes Rufus

#gossip girl #honestly who the fuck made the call to keep ivy dickens as a character #she's blander than the thanksgiving sweet potatoes

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daisybell-on-a-carousel · 1 year

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Hm. All of my ocs have something to do with death. I am just realizing

#darlene and lucy and winter are all in 'ghost town' which is a fictional afterlife #darlene and lucy are dead. winter is just visiting #gtaman. they ALL died and then snowflake was like. 'fuck that. sitcoms you' and brought them all back to live where they had to forget the #past and luve through a comical world w/o ever being allowed to move on and grieve #lake literally just kills and possesses you.#and then interacts with your old family and friends a bit to make sure they know somethings. Different. now #JACKRABBIT. oh man where do i even START with Jackrabbit #potato rambles n speaks #shout out to ivy flowerstone for not representing death in anyway. youre the only named oc i can think of who doesn't

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stvharrngton · 1 year

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bro potatoes are so good. like in any form, fried, baked, waffled, curly, mashed they’re still fucking delicious

ignore that , i’m sick and nauseous and the only thing i wanna eat is potatoes😭😭

okay but hear me out

have you ever had…. dauphinoise potatoes?

(also i hope you feel better bb sending hugs and kisses 💜)

#dauphinoise potatoes my fav #ivy<3 #asks

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hoesformatt · 22 days

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NO TIME

matt smut/blurb (ig), i randomly thunk of this after watching my favourite character in a show get eliminated 😕 r.i.p hubby + it’s short BUT ITS GOOD TRUST

dom!matt • poc!reader friendly

contains: kitchen sex (once again), quickie, fingering, grinding/humping, pet names, no use of y/n

word count: 0.6k

summary: you’re meeting matt’s parents for the first time, you get all ready, glitzed and glammed for matt to be turned on by how good you look

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I was rushing myself and excessively checking if I powered my face down too much. "Baby, you don’t need all the shit on your face; just go natural.” He shrugged as I looked at him unamused. I was having high blood pressure from the nervousness of meeting his parents. Carefree Matt left me in our room alone, obsessing about what I’m going to say.

I checked my outfit for probably the millionth time, just making sure I looked as good as I thought I did. My dress was short but modest enough for his parents to not side-eye me, and the bow in my hair gave me a bit of innocence.

I rush out of my room to make sure the food is still perfectly warm when they arrive. I did the full nine yards; full chicken, Caesar salad, scalloped potatoes, and the aged wine (for me at least).

I prepared the food, setting everything on the dinner table. “Are you going to do anything?” I asked Matt, who was sitting on one of the kitchen stools, just spinning in circles non-stop.

"No, because you’re freaking out for no reason; my parents will love you.” I rattled my head, completely ignoring what I was saying, then remembering that I left the chicken in the oven.

I frantically grabbed oven mitts, bending over to reach and get them out, making sure they were a perfect golden-brown. Pulling it from the oven, my dress inched up, revealing my ivy green lacy panties. I placed the tray on the stove, glancing back to see Matt still staring at my ass while I tugged it down.

His eyes never left my body as I continued to do what I was doing carefully watching how he slowly moved his hand towards his crotch, palming himself through his sweatpants.

Enjoying the aesthetic value of how the dinner table was from the kitchen counter I snapped a few pictures when Matt stood up walking around the counter to where I was.

Here he goes again.

Matt crawled behind the counter holding on hip to grind upon his crotch, moaning softly with the friction between us. “Fuckkkk baby— let me put it in” He lifted up my dress for his hand to spank my ass, as he gripped my hips tighter, Matt humped my bare ass and snuck his hand in-front to tease my pussy.

“Matt please, your parents are gonna be here any minute” I complained, holding his hand slowing him down but not stopping him. I began to close my legs in response of Matt inserting his fingers penetrating inside me. “Matt-fuck yes” he curled his fingers within me making my eyes flutter while he slid my lacy panties to the side.

Matt placed his tip on my clit, playing with it before he pressed the head of cock to my wet slit, he slid his dick into me. My eyes rolled back feeling his length brush against my tightened walls. He harshly spanked my ass in-between his thrusts. I felt my head drag back as Matt grabbed my neck, pulling me back to put his lips on mine and sloppily sucking on my neck.

“I needed you bad” He mumbles before tucking his head on my shoulder, abusing my spot making me aggressively throw my head back “shitttt—there, there” I stuttered between my words as he hit that spot continuously causing my legs to shake and fail on me, Matt holding my body up.

Shivers travel throughout my body, feeling the rush flow through and my lips shape an ‘O’. We both heard the sounds of tires on the pavement, headlight shining through our window directly showing the driveway. Matt covered my mouth as I screamed in pleasure while I came.

He did his last strokes, putting my panties back into place and tidying up my back with a paper towel and fixing my dress checking. Matt cracked open the window right before we heard the doorbell ring. “I’m not done with you”

So much for looking this good.

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caestusarchivum · 2 years

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Anyway since gotham high is the hot topic of the dash you bet your ass hikari wld be their local FFA organizer and probably TAs for the fish and wildlife class.

#ooc | field of clover #would help you with your sae projects and you'd see her in the greenhouse potting potatoes and herbs with ivy or smth

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