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gordon freeman and chell would make for such good sibling energy. I know there is no way for them to be siblings cause chell is in the future and she’s the daughter of an aperture scientist (possibly even cave johnson himself) but like imagine. gordon is this scientist who caused a freaking resonance cascade and was forced to pick up a gun and use his theoretical physicist knowledge to work with his environment and chell is the most clever woman making use of the portal gun and physics and they both made some major mistakes
and they would just tease each other like:
“Remember when you accidentally opened a portal to another dimension and released a whole spawn of evil creatures?”
“Remember when you put a core designed to be a moron in control of an entire facility and had to go stop him with the help of a potato?”
“REMEMBER WHEN YOU-”
#this is my new headcanon idc#i will find a way to make it work#portal#portal 2#chell#portal spoilers#portal 2 spoilers#half life spoilers#half life#half life 2#gordon freeman#cave johnson#aperture science#portal headcanons#headcanon#portal 2 au#portal 2 headcanon
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WAIT
I just came up with a headcanon for Chell
So I already said that Chell refuses to sleep unless she's overwhelmed/overstimulated.
BUT I just came up with something to add onto it
She tries to find everything fluffy and soft where she is to curl up in.
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Sorry I never sent you any asks for the ask game so uh
Wheatley and Chell?
Oooo alright-io Also I'm stabbing Tumblr for breaking and not letting me answer this sooner
Wheatley
Sexuality: Possibly bi, but not even he's sure about it
Gender: Can a robot be cis? I guess so
Otp:
Brotp: You right, I do want to see Wheatley and Intelligence being silly together
Notp: WheatDos. Yuck.
Headcanon: I know half the fandom headcanons that he was human once, all that, not new BUT! He was short as a human. A tiny little guy <3
Thoughts: He's so babygirl <3 my silly goose
Chell
Sexuality: Hmmm Perhaps bi as well?
Gender: Again, nothing has stuck with me, IDK why
Otp:
Brotp: I think she and space core would get along well, they're cute
Notp: Is there a ship for her and Adventure? I don't mind them, but eh
Headcanon: She loves the rustic folk-y aesthetic, warm toned lights only because cool toned lights remind her of Aperture
Thoughts: She's just like me fr, love her
#fox im so sorry for taking so long my tumblr was being dumb#portal#portal 2#chell#chell portal#wheatley#wheatley portal 2#chelley#chelley portal#portal headcanons
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Headcanon:
Rick/Adventure Core is the Rainbow Core, just corrupted. Each colour on the rainbow is meant to be a different aspect of his personality, and the reason he’s corrupted is due to his code’s focus on the “adventuring” aspect, represented by his eye going from multiple colours to only green.
In between the events of Portal Stories: Mel and Portal 2, he ended up getting corrupted.
#portal#portal theory#portal 2#portal headcanon#portal headcanons#portal rick#portal adventure core#portal 2 adventure core#portal adventure sphere#portal rainbow core#portal stories: mel
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grady hcs!
he/it/xe pronouns
transmasc, aroace, and bi (men pref)
has pet rats
poc
plus sized
definitely autistic
alternative style
uses a mobility aid
the type of person to play welcome to the cum song if u give them the aux
xenogender hoarder
has like the worst fucking haircut ever
dating wheatley cuz he's a girlboss
listens to folk punk
hasn't showered in like a month
absolutely despises country music despite being southern
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What are Doug’s most common hallucinations at different points in his life?
First of all: This is my personal headcanon. That includes that he had symptoms starting at about 12, which is extremely early. It also includes that he and Cave were friends, and he had a crush on Caroline, so.
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As a kid, it's usually voices talking in the distance-- whispering in a way he can't make out words. Visual hallucinations are usually rare, but there was this one about a giant cat monster that popped up a few times.
As a teen, when it really kicks in, it's still mostly voices. At this point, it starts to be more about his classmates talking about him to call him a freak or a weirdo or... well, less kind terms that are usual for the early '40s about a half-japanese, half-german boy. Not a fun time for him by far. He retreats more into himself. Once he makes a friend, it gets better, mostly since Cave learns how to help with that for a while. There are much fewer visual hallucinations, but the cat monster does appear once or twice.
As a young adult, it's voices talking, getting more into the things like GLaDOS and other such conspiracies, like the government being after him or whatever. He gets on meds at this point, which helps a lot, but he still has some issues with hallucinations when he misses a dose.
After Aperture's collapse, it's mainly voices at first-- Especially Caroline's, without the filter put on it for GLaDOS. He assigns that voice to the Companion Cube in order to not end up chasing after voices in the hallways. There are a couple visual hallucinations, but this is extremely rare, and mostly things like seeing people for just a moment. He almost always tries to reach them, only for them to vanish before he's close enough to touch them. When he gets out, this is the main thing he still has issues with-- He keeps having to touch someone's shoulder, hand, or arm to prove they're really there.
#queue#ask response#anon#doug rattmann#you unlocked my trap card! I love doug rattmann he's so me#the owl writes#portal headcanons
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YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD OUTSMART THE VERY THING THAT RUNS THE BLOOD OF YOUR KIND?
#starkid#black friday#team starkid#hatchetfield#uncle wiley#wilbur cross#foe art#my brain disease re. this weasel guy in full denim continues#in Mine own headcanon he was very similar to john mcnamara when he entered the portal - a strongly moral person and a patriot#but wiggly manages to establish that the only way for wilbur to get what he wants (to help his country even though it is sick and militaris#and poisoned with consumerism and the chase for money above all else-#(wilbur cross is an anticapitalist is what i'm saying)#anyways yeah. wiggly sells despair and wrath and convinces him that the Only Way to save the world is through wiggly's ways!#no hope otherwise!#so....... why not become a comically evil double-crossing full-denim satan archetype!#also fun fact it took me two whole watches of black friday before realizing wiley wasn't meant to be literally satan#he's only figuratively satan!#the anticapitalist activist we deserve :]
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I think a lot about Leo standing up for his brothers in the things that really matter to them.
Like- Leo is the one who immediately pushes Mikey and Donnie into finding Raph the second it’s clear that their oldest brother is missing because he knows Raph can’t handle being separated like that.
Leo is the one who stands up for Mikey when Mikey wants to go on a solo mission, actively vouching for him and being the one to convince Raph into letting Mikey go, because being independent and proving himself just as capable of standing on his own two feet as everyone else means so much to Mikey.
And Leo defends Donnie’s honor in particular when his brothers’ intelligence is insulted because Leo is well aware of how important Donnie’s smarts are to him - and how important having those smarts valued and acknowledged is as well.
All this goes right into just how well Leo knows his brothers. For as much as he’ll tease or fight with them, he knows them, and he loves them.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#listen Leo loves his family SO MUCH#and like it’s no accident that Leo is consistently the one to give pep talks that#very notably#are less ‘everyone as a group’ and more ‘all of you individually’#it’s heartening to see honestly and like#it works with how he is as both a person and as a fighter#he knows people he knows them so well he knows how they work what they’re like#which is SO USEFUL for subterfuge AND portal/teleportation strategy#my guy is charming his charisma comes from his understanding of people at an individual level#when he wants to be he is very very good at that#he’s still a teen who is too cocky for his own good at times but that does not negate his stellar other moments#he can be selfish he can be mean he can be rude but when push comes to shove he is so quick to stand up for his family#Mikey’s statement at the end of the movie about how Leo NEVER gave up on THEM is so important because it’s not JUST about the movie!!#that’s Leo as a whole he will never give up on his bros#portal jacked is telling of this too because although it has a lot of comedic moments#never once does Leo stop looking for a way to get his bros back#they’re everything to him#he’s the face man he’s a people person and he’s the number 1 pet turtle which I will discuss the implications of in this essay-#Will also say that when Leo does these moments of standing up for his bros he’s never expecting praise for it#he’s just glad they find Raph he just smiles when Mikey tells him he loves him he never mentions defending Donnie#leo has a tendency to show off fancy glittery moves but his real actions and feelings are sooo much more lowkey#that you have to be actively looking for them to catch them all#and I really really like that about him it’s so interesting HE is so interesting
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they are siblings
+ the tormentors
#the stanley parable#stanley parable#tsp stanley#stanley tsp#portal#chell portal#portal chell#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#ihnmaims ted#ted ihnmaims#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#portal glados#glados portal#ihnmaims am#am ihnmaims#digital art#headcanon#crossover#tsp fanart#portal fanart#ihnmaims fanart#tspud#tsp
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If, for whatever reason, Chell willingly came back to aperture, Glados would be super happy about it, but she'd pretend she hated it.
Glados would go on about how she wished Chell stayed away but would never try and force her out or hint at an exit. She would conveniently lose the ability to summon a lift to the surface in an update.
She'd do things like give Chell the non-lethal test, or as non-lethal as aperture gets, but she'd go off about how Atlas and P-body are better equipped to do the dangerous test then Chell's fragile human body allows. She would also make comments about Chell's intelligence and how dumb she is.
She'd make Chell the nicest bedroom out of whatever she could fine. She'd also give her whatever human entertainment was still left. Stuff to entertain Chell while she was on her breaks, cause Glados is also giving her breaks now. She would, of course, justify this by talking about how her inferior human mind needs this to be a better test subject.
Chell would also coincidentally find tasty food lying around when she gets hungry. And, after all this time, she finally gets that cake. Glados only makes comments on her weight when she's eating unhealthy.
Glados would show Chell her growing bird army, to brag, of course. Occasionally, she would even let Chell play with them, obviously only to show her how much better they are than humans.
She would talk to Chell even when they weren't testing. She'd say that humans need one hour of conversation a day, but she'd talk to Chell way longer than that. And maybe, sometimes, Chell would feel comfortable talking back.
#could be taken as ship or friendship#whatever you prefer#glados is a tsundere#my headcanons#heacanons#portal headcannon#glados#chell#portal#portal 2#headcannon#chell x glados#chelldos#portal chell#portal glados#portal game
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random Cujo headcanon i'm submitting to @duchi-nesten for approval:
Cujo has a unique ability to sniff out portals. Unlike Wulf, who can only track his own, Cujo can track just about any portal at any time, natural or manmade. It's partially why he's able to come so quick when he's called or why he has a knack for seeming to turn up out of the blue (usually near Danny, who just reeks of the Fenton Portal).
that's a huge reason why he bonds to Danny in the first place. a friendly ghost boy who smells like a portal? What's not to love? Eventually, after spending more and more time with Danny, the scent of the Fenton Portal becomes more and more recognizable to him, and with the Fenton Portal being consistently present and in the same spot, having the same smell as his favorite person, he begins to associate the scent with the idea of "home."
#danny phantom#cujo#danny fenton#headcanon#also like this would make for a hilarious convo with jack and maddie#danny honey why is there a ghost puppy living in your room#uhhhh he likes the smell of the portal#the portal has a smell?#i dunno#duchi-nesten#dp
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Can I get a raph giving comfort for krang donnie
Back scratches ok, but only with a blanket
But be careful, he might still bite when startled
#ask abbey#krang infection comic#my brother in law figured out my sister and my weakness#backscratches#anyhow I like to imagine donnie actually enjoys those too#and leo since he scratched his own back using his portal once#maybe they all do but donnie probably the most because soft skin#but that's just a headcanon#my headcanon
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Still on my Pokemon thoughts - I definitely think that, besides the fact that it's a video game and they needed to choose an appropriate number of moves for Pokemon to have, the "4-move" rule could be explained away in universe by the "Pokemon Trainer fights are a sport, with actual rules in place to make things as fair as possible considering we're dealing with magically overpowered creatures".
So, like, in the wild, Pokemon *might* know more than four moves. Hell, I think the gods legendaries probably have a lot more abilities than just The Four Moves they have in-game - the fact that they only use 4 before you catch them is only incidental to the fact that you're playing a video game, in real life they'd probably throw a bigger more destructive fuss - and I do wholeheartedly imagine a 10 to 14 year old protagonist just, sitting down with a legendary after catching them, explaining the rules of Pokemon Trainer Fights and if they want to join in on the fun, and also that they can only use Four Moves in actual Pokemon Trainer Fights.
Imagine being the 13 year old with the balls to tell, idk, Kyogre, a god who could flood the entire planet, that since Kyogre is caught now they're going to be besties and also can it please choose four moves to battle with ? Just the four. And as it gets stronger they can forget one to use a better move. And like. This is just hilarious to me okay, a very serious young teen explaining their hobby to a very powerful ancient being, and said being going 'this sounds like fun, sure'.
#pokemon#i might be spending a weird amount of time thinking about pokemon as of late considering how little i play the games anymore#something something this doesn't take into account pkmn ranger or pkmn mystery dungeon games#because i uh never player ranger#and i only played the beginning of explorers of the sky - as well as most of that G5 one with portals and 3D#my headcanons don't need to be canon compliant anyway#canon is a playground at best
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I feel like he would be afraid of fruit
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not sure if you've done this one before but how would the vanilla + SVE bachelors react to the farmer giving them a shirt (or any top article of clothing) with one of those boob windows? What if the farmer pleads them with puppy eyes in hopes of convincing them to put it on?
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No, I definitely didn’t write a headcanon about this topic. And today we will fix it~ (thanks for the ask, dear anon!🫰💕)
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SDV/SVE bachelors react to their Farmer spouse who gives them clothes with a "boob window":
Alex thought at first that that line on the T-shirt was a damage, but when Farmer explained to the athlete that this was the way it should be, he hesitated for a couple of seconds, and put the T-shirt on. Though Alex blushed a little at Farmer's stare, he realised that he looked pretty good in it and started to look at himself in the mirror. "Hey honey, you know what's better than this 'titty' t-shirt? No t-shirt!". He took off his t-shirt and with a smug smile began to flex in front of his spouse. Farmer should give him credit: it's impossible to disagree with such a valid argument.
"Nice try, dear, but still no." Sebastian sat on the couch with his laptop while his dearest spouse ran around him and begged him to at least try on a t-shirt with an oval cut on the chest. Neither the sad eyes nor the bribe-laden entreaties worked on the emo, who seemed to be amused by Farmer's futile attempts to convince him. "Yeah we'd sooner have an obsidian portal on our farm than I'd wear this." Bad mistake. Because a few hours later there was a huge obsidian archway on the farm (the portal is working, btw) and the Farmer was standing nearby, triumphantly handing a flushed Sebby a t-shirt.
"Honey, don't you think that's a bit much?" Elliott is a fan of unbuttoning his collar and being in dramatic poses when he's writing another masterpiece or posing for a drawing. But here, he'll probably draw the line. No, not to say he hates it at all, this sweater with the... hmm, rather unusual cut, but Elliott's used to his style of dress, and this doesn't fit his image in any way. Even Farmer's tearful pleas won't make him change his mind (though Elliott must admit, he almost gives in, because Farmer knows how to make professional puppy-dog eyes).
"Ah, fuck it. Give it to me." Shane, as it turned out, wasn't hard to convince. His only stipulation, though, was that he would only wear that "boob window" shirt ("Heh, what a fucking name...") at home on the farm. Because even if the chicken man himself doesn't give a shit about most people's opinions and dresses as he pleases, he still doesn't want Jas and Marnie to catch him wearing that t-shirt. It would be... awkward, to say at least. This cloth is comfortable tho, plus his size. "Heh, boob window. Enjoying the view?" Farmer is definitely enjoing the view.
Huh... Sam had tried all sorts of extravagant clothes in an effort to find his unique style in the past, but this was new even to him. He certainly wore that t-shirt with the cutout on the chest, purely out of curiosity. It's cool, but... not his style. The young guitarist had thought about unusual clothes for his music band, but a side boob shirt cut was more his style than this. Sorry Farmer- hey, c'mon, don't give him this sad look! They know it's hard for Sam to say no to them with those sad eyes... Ok, but he won't wear this to a family dinner, deal?
If the Farmer wanted Harvey to stand flushed for a minute, congratulations - they've achieved their goal! With all due respect to his spouse, the local doctor is not too keen on wearing a sweater with such a cut. But interestingly enough, he has asked them not to put these clothes far away, as the resourceful doctor has found a use for it. If Farmer insists on staying late in the Mines, Harvey just needs to drop his selfies of himself (still flushed) wearing this sweater. Farmer teleports home at lightning speed and almost kicks in the front door. Works every time!
"Please!" "No." "Please!" "No." Farmer had been following Magnus around like a duckling following its mother for about fifteen minutes now, hoping to change their stubborn husband's mind and at least try on that sweater with the big line on the chest. Attempts, so far, had been unsuccessful. "Please!" "No." Magnus is quite happy with his magical uniform, which gives him charm and mystery vibe. Especially since he doesn't want any of his colleagues to catch him with that sweater. So wizard has to say no to his beloved spouse. Although they are stubborn. "Please!" "No."
"My dear, is this your way of trying to hint to me that I should unbutton my shirt more often?" Lance smiled slyly at Farmer, and the blush on their cheeks made it immediately clear to the gallant adventurer that he had hit right on target. That clothes with a cut-out on the chest, if the truth be told, is not to his taste. Especially since Lance doesn't see the point of it at all, if he and his spouse can find alternatives. All Lance has to do is simply undo the gilded buttons of his snow-white shirt, spread the collar a little for... *chuckle* a better view for a Farmer, and that's it. The effect will be the same.
Victor had a heap of doubts, but it was hard to resist Farmer's puppy-dog eyes, so, to Farmer's glee, he put on the T-shirt they handed him with.... "Boob window"? Is that what it's called? What a name..." The size is certainly his, and the fabric is of good quality, but... He feels a little bit uncomfortable. And Yoba forbid his mother catches him like this, otherwise it would take a long time to explain everything. Victor could have just unbuttoned his shirt. Or... or no shirt at all, if Farmer wanted to hint to him that they'd like to have fun tonight...
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley expanded#sve#sve lance#sve magnus#sdv wizard#sdv rasmodius#sve victor#sdv shane#sdv sam#sdv harvey#sdv elliott#sdv alex#sdv sebastian#thanks for the ask!#sdv headcanons#sve headcanon#don’t know why I inserted a portal from Minecraft into Sebastian’s story. but why not lol
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Phantom's hazmat suit doesn't look anything like the one Danny wore before the accident.
Many high-level hazmat suits are made from rubber - which doesn't make sense if Danny died from the electrical shock in the portal. BUT, it turns out that while rubber is a great insulator for electricity, like most things, it's only effective to a certain point. You can still get hit by lightning while wearing rubber. Danny got hit with enough energy to tear a hole between dimensions - which would be way more than his suit could handle, hence why he died. Plus the Fenton's didn't have proper access to ectoplasm until after the accident so they wouldn't have been able to make a suit better suited to withstand any kind of energy from the Zone.
Now, I like to imagine Danny's zap to have been more like a lightning strike than a regular little electrical shock. Lightening produces enough energy that it can even heat the air surrounding it and people who've been hit by it can suffer severe burns - internally and externally.
Rubber shrinks when exposed to heat. I have personally never liked the whole concept of Danny's suit looking the exact same before and after, just with the colours reversed. Like, it's not far-fetched to assume that the Fenton's made their own suits, including Danny's. It would mean that Phantom looks the exact same as their son in his hazmat suit, just with a different colour scheme - which is way too on the nose for me.
So, I propose that the Fenton's hazmat suits look more or less like regular ones, just colour coded and a bit more tailored to their wearer - so not as baggy and a bit more fashionable.
But Phantom's suit is skin tight - shrunken and fused to his skin after the immense heat endured at his death. It doesn't look like the Fenton's design and it doesn't look like your first idea of a hazmat suit.
Phantom's suit is tight enough to be mistaken as his skin - until you get up close and can make out a perplexing hexagonal pattern that's unique to the Fenton design
The soles of Danny's shoes melted from the heat and now Phantom leaves no footprints in his wake.
Phantom's skin has an almost pearlescent glow - not nearly as bright as the other ghosts. Lichtenberg scars are caused by bursting blood vessels and the glow that seeps from beneath his skin is almost enough to conceal the spidery scars that creep along the left side of his face, over his lips and the bridge of his nose, disappearing into his hairline and beneath the collar of his suit.
His suit is the colour of charred soot and ash - a stark contrast to his pristine accessories and colourless hair. When he flies in the dead of night, high above the streets of Amity, he almost looks like a shooting star.
#dp#home of renn#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp hc#portal accident#danny phantom hc#danny phantom headcanon#dribble drabble#dp AU#my AU
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