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daisydood · 5 months

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why does no one talk about arthur grieving hosea. the whiplash from hoseas death to guarma to tuberculosis its like everyone forgot omusdgfg arthur was so miserable im sobbing

#asks a question then proceeds to answer it #poor man. poor blorbo #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #my lenny loving pal is about to do the saint denis robbery mission..#GIRL STOP #before it's too late #sigh #valhalla is here im so EXCITED #oh yeah #dc speaks!!#almost forgot that

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ichiwashername-o · 4 days

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Fiyero:

Meeting Dorothy

Meeting the Tin Man

#wicked #wizard of oz #dorothy #scarecrow #tin man #cowardly lion #lion #wicked the musical #fiyero #boq #the wizard of oz #GIVE THE POOR MAN A BREAK ALREADY #says the artist who's doing this to him #putting your blorbos in situations is good enrichment

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adrift-in-thyme · 5 days

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Here it is! The fairy Time fic I promised. Be warned, it is extremely fluffy

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It is a quiet night.

Time is always grateful for those. They are in short supply on this journey, too often interrupted by the rise of the cursed Blood Moon or an outburst of beasts from under the cover of foliage. But tonight, the moon is tranquil and golden and the surrounding bushes and trees conceal nothing except chattering critters.

The heroes have settled around the fire, and are trading lazy quips. The occasional tale sneaks in between them, which quickly becomes a competition to see who has endured the more exciting experience.

Time doesn’t normally make a habit of joining in. He is content to remain just outside the conversation, close enough to comment if necessary, but far enough to merely listen. Such peace and joy are precious things – as precious as every moment spent by Malon’s side – and they surround him like a warm blanket.

Tonight, however, that wonderful feeling is making it rather difficult to remain awake.

It doesn’t help that the healing spells he had cast in the aftermath of today’s battle have left him feeling drained. With the traveler down and their potions used up, he had had little choice but to act. And he doesn’t regret it in the least. But that doesn’t negate the fact that healing magic has never been his strong suit.

Every fae possesses the power, yet not all have the strength to employ it in such a measure as he had today. Healing is a delicate act. It requires attentiveness and care, dedication and focus. He had poured all of that and more into his spells, used his heart and mind, his soul to heal his brothers’ wounds and save their lives. And in the moments afterward…had collapsed.

He is fortunate his brothers had been there to catch him. Too many times before he learned his limit, this weakness had spelled his doom. He has scars on his wings to prove it.

Still, he is practically useless, even now after the impromptu nap. He feels dried up and hollowed out, limbs heavy with the same exhaustion that drags his eyelids downward. And though he would normally protest at least a little at the prospect of staying in his current position, he cannot dredge up the will to do so.

So, here he remains, curled up on his side on Wind’s lap, Warriors’ scarf a silken cocoon about his body, one giant wing draped over him like a comforter.

He shifts with a small sigh. The sailor giggles, ever amazed at his fairy form, and reaches out to run a finger over Time’s wings. He is gentle, careful in every movement. Still, Time is a bit surprised at the lack of the fear that usually bubbles up whenever anyone touches him in this form.

He has had too many injuries, too many close calls with death or worse. They have made him wary. But he trusts the sailor. Wind is nothing if not kind.

He is safe here.

The knowledge hits him harder than any monster blow.

You are safe here.

Something breathtakingly warm wells up in him at that thought, similar to the feeling he has been basking in since he awakened, yet unique all the same.

“Alright, old man?” A soft voice asks, now, and Time pries open the eye he hadn’t even registered closing. Warriors grins down at him.

Time’s soft hum quickly dissolves into a blissful sigh as the captain tucks him more securely into his bed of softness. He allows his eye to slide shut again, his body to relax more fully. He allows the sensations and sounds to envelop him, surround him in warmth and comfort. To pull him down into blessed darkness once more.

“He’s adorable like this,” Wind says, his noisy whisper breaking through the haze. Another giddy giggle bursts forth from him like gurgling water.

“He is, isn’t he?” It’s Twilight now. Time can imagine the dirt-eating grin on his face, the same one that spreads across Malon’s when she beats him in yet another race around the pasture. “Though I doubt he wants us calling him that.”

There’s a pause, then in a disapproving whisper-yell, “and he definitely doesn’t want that. Put that slate of yours away, champion!”

There is the distinct sound of a camera snapping a photograph. Laughter ripples through the group like the wind through the trees.

“When he kills you all, don’t come running to me,” Twilight says, though there’s laughter in his voice too.

Traitors, Time thinks, lazily, all of them.

“Oh, come on, Twi. Look at him! He wouldn’t hurt us! Not like this anyway.”

“Then, you haven’t gotten a good look at his wings,” Legend pipes up, drily. “They’ve got eyes on them, you know.”

“Ooh.” Time can feel Wind’s breath ghosting him as the boy leans down to get a closer look. “I wonder if they make up for the one he lost. I’ll bet he can see us through ‘em!”

If Time wasn’t quite so tired (or finding this quite so exasperatingly comical) he would correct that assumption. But then again, what’s the harm in allowing a little rumor like that to spread and strike some healthy fear into the hearts of his would-be blackmailers?

“Come on guys.” Warriors’ voice rises above the hushed clamor of the others, all bickering about Time’s ability, or lack thereof to watch them through his wings. “He’s exhausted. Let him sleep.”

The heroes try to quiet, though their efforts are about as successful as Time suspected they would be. Whispers and barely stifled laughter continue to weave their way gallantly through the night.

He wouldn’t have it any other way.

…though a few more telltale clicks of Wild’s slate cement his decision to play a prank on him as soon as he regains his strength.

“He’s so small,” someone murmurs, now as the hubbub begins to subside, sleepiness getting the best of even the most energetic among them. Sky, Time’s mind slowly supplies, putting a face to the voice that wafts gently around him. “To think, he healed us all while in that form…”

“Something you get to know very quickly about Sprite is that size doesn’t bother him,” Warriors replies, fondness in his tone. “Even as a kid, he could take out groups of monsters much larger than what we faced today.”

Sky chuckles, soft and almost sad. Time is too far gone to decipher why.

But he can’t deny the sudden rush of warmth when the chosen hero whispers, “thank you…little one.” And when, in the next moment, Sky ghosts a finger over the very tip of his wings, Time is unafraid beneath his touch.

He drifts off not long afterward to the sound of tired murmurs, the crackling of the campfire, and a soft song played upon an ocarina, the notes drifting up toward the moon.

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mychlapci · 9 months

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*holds you tightly by the shoulders until you're bleeding* haha funny joke about pharma's chainsaw hands. but you understand that pharma is actually a really tragic character? you understand that he did not work with the DJD willingly and was forced to harvest organs for them under the threat of the entire delphi outpost getting destroyed if he didnt? you understand that while his "crazy doctor DJD" reputation in the fandom can be funny he actually suffered a lot and it only makes sense he ended up cracking under the pressure and the venomous scrutiny from the people he once called his comrades? you understand that his life was literally just a horrible mess of incredibly unlucky coincidences made worse by his bad decisions, which he was making out of fear and self-preservation instinct? you understand how deeply fucked up ratchet stealing his hands and adaptus possessing his body really was and how extremely damaged he must have been? can anyone hear me? are you going to let me out of here now? i swear i wont lick the electrical outlets again.

#transformers #maccadam #whenever i think about pharma for more than 2 minutes i end up kneeling on the floor with my head in my hands #i always have to defend the underdog dont i. its gotta be my main role in every damn fandom im in #yes he did bad things. yes he did cut ambulon in half hotdog style. but he never chose to go crazy.#he's a blorbo from my dreams. poor little meow meow shaped #transformers pharma #this is mostly just my romantic polemizing i actually like crazy doctor pharma #i just. man. i just think he’s neat

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4crows · 2 years

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hi splatoon tag

#splatoon #deep cut #big man #frye #shiver #art #krii things #my poor braincell has jsut latched onto these goofy fellas n gave them blorbo status #id microwave them

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kurakuradonn · 1 year

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u deliver the groceries. im in her walls. we r not the same

guess who’s obsessed with The Boy (2016)

#🛎on queue.#this is what I’ve been obsessed with unfortunately #he’s so blorbo. I love him #to my poor followers that don’t know the context:#‘haunted’ doll intimidates local grocery man over a nanny (they are British)#brahms heelshire #the boy 2016 #shitpost #🎥video #⚠️warning tags:#gun #dolls #pediophobia #doll #guns #weapons #fanart

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moodykylo · 3 months

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My brain for the last 4 weeks for some reason

#fnaf movie #mike schmidt #five nights at freddy's #josh hutcherson #the blorbo #poor little meow meow #pathetic man I love him

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iroissleepdeprived · 4 months

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He can't keep doing it anymore.

#sobbing screaming crying throwing up #poor blorbo #this man is tired #let him rest #odysseus #the odyssey #digital art #iro and their tedtalks

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mythology-void · 4 months

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i refuse to believe that the whole EPIC fandom was not SOBBING THEIR EYES OUT after Odysseus's part in "keep your friends close"

Bro the AGONY he must be feeling when he was like "why won't you let me(hold you)" 😭

I WAS CRYING YOU WERE CRYING WE'RE ALL CRYING

and I swear to God that moment after Penelope was all like "WAKE UP" and he woke and saw the coast disappearring in front of him

just the pure grief and rage and brokenness in that scream aisgfhksjah

his whole monologue broke my heart into a thousand and one pieces like

the EMOTION Jay put into his voice--i am SICK

#hey did we also miss the part where they said this man stayed awake for NINE DAYS #NINE DAYS STRAIGHT #BRO WAS HALLUCINATING TRYING TO KEEP THEM SAFE AND LOOK WHAT THEY DID #my poor baby #the og blorbo tbh #epic the musical #epic: the ocean saga #odysseus #penelope

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bolithesenate · 10 months

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people who make Sifo-Dyas a poor little meow meow are Wrong actually. the man spends about as much time of his week in different horrible versions of the future than he does in reality, i know for a FACT that he does the most batshit insane things 24/7.

POV you’re a Temple Guard and something just set off the alert in one of the top secret vaults of the archives, but turns out that it was just Master Sifo-Dyas who, dressed only in a red nightgown he stole from Master Koon, is hanging off the ceiling bat-style trying to hot glue the star wars equivalent of mouse traps to it because apparently ‘they will be coming from above’.

who ‘they’ are is not elaborated on and if you try to remove him from his project he starts threatening to sicc Master Dooku onto your neck (it’s an effective threat) (because it happened before)

anyways, tldr: people should produce more unhinged on main Sifo content

#sifo-dyas #jedi #jedi temple headcanons #my credentials are that sifo is my blorbo and i studied him under the microscope #LET THE MAN GO HAM #if ANYONE is a poor little meow meow its DOOKU #but not sifo. never #random boli thoughts #this fandom generally doesnt make the jedi half as unhinged as they should be #they are magic space wizards for fucks sake!#let them go wild!#more unhinged jedi content please!

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pocketramblr · 1 year

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I tried but couldn't add any words to my "for legal purposes Tensei had to marry Masaki" fic however different idea: au where Masaki and Tensei said they'd marry each other if both reached 30 single, and Masaki is now just like "ah ha he's going to be dating someone in two years tho right. In eighteen months right. In one year right-"

#huh. seems like the setup for these two is always something contrived.#'I'm involved in a case and you're the prime suspect even tho we both know the secret third answer to who did it'#'i gotta marry this guy because he could put me in jail if i don't'#'haha we said we would marry each other but it was a joke right. right. you were joking at least right.'#heck maybe even the vampire au counts in this trend #now of course: i don't care and it amuses me how contrived i can make it #but i am also curious why them etc etc you know #Masaki delima of the hour: if i don't get a fake boyfriend right now I'll have to reckon with the real love of my life confirming whether #or not he was joking whenever they made that dumb bet promise thing #which #considering the poor man is a stress blorbo #that's honestly a way better situation than the others i stick him in #he'd still be approximately the same amount of anxious tho fhfhgjh

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worldsokayestdragon · 22 days

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Original flavor Dublith Greed is babygirl. Greedling is blorbo(really double blorbo, 2 blorbos for the price of one). Colonel Roy Mustang is the poorest little meow meow. Follow for more flawless character classifications!

#fma #greed fma #greedling #roy mustang #spell check on my phone recognized blorbo as a word but objects to blorbos plural #is it perhaps spelled with an e like potatoes?#anyway i suppose whether someone is babygirl or blorbo is a bit subjective #but i am absolutely correct about mustang #the most pathetic wet cat of a man ive ever seen who is also a literal war criminal #if thats not a poor little meow meow idk what is

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fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty · 9 months

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How did we go from this

To this within an hour

#no how did this happen within an hour #he really said 'i can do both' and DID both #the versatility of robert vaughn as an actor #remember he was the original poor meow meow bastard man before lee even if by a year #he gives off 'i can fix him' vibes and yknow what i can fix him #the young philadelphians #robert vaughn #chet gwynn #no hes my poor scrunkly blorbo #poor meow meow #such a poor meow meow man

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residentmommyissuedbi · 2 months

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Hi just going insane over the fact that Jon is still compelled to read out statements! He will never stop! He can never stop! The only part left of him is his voice incarnating other people’s fears! and now he’s done it on purpose!!! Without Being Prompted!!!! The loop keeps on looping and he can’t think can’t see can’t feel he can only read!! He’s nothing other than the statements!!!

#tmagp #jonathan sims #tmg posting #my baby #my Poor sweet blorbo man

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bonefall · 1 year

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Can you explain your thoughts about Nightheart. His character is probably my favorite to see how everyone perceives him, especially as the arcs gone on and the mindset shifts. I remember when he was the baby trans kitty ppl liked then became the bitchy boy he is today for many people

Personally I’m pretty neutral to him, I think he’s not very great and the writing in certain areas does not help this at all. Also all the unreasonable hate he gets form the surrounding characters makes no sense but that’s just the writers bending their characters to make the male lead seem semi reasonable (to me)

Sure!

I think what really separates my feelings for Nightheart apart from others in the fandom is that I do not think his surrounding characters are being unreasonable; and I like Nightheart because of his abrasive personality.

Before I continue: I don't legitimately accept the trans-coding theory. I think it makes a fun fandom idea but I do not use it when interpreting him.

Nightheart strikes me as a very young, very lonely person looking for validation. The problem of his character is that he refuses to self-reflect or consider his impact on the people around him, alienating his kin and clanmates, blaming all of his problems on the most immediate 'obstacle' on his mind. This is usually authority figures who enforce a consequence.

At first, this is Firestar's legacy itself, largely because people will tell him that he needs to hold himself to a standard. Then, he fails his assessment. At first he knows it's his fault, then over time, it morphs. Now it's about Lilyheart being unfair. The next assessment? He throws himself in front of a large predator. Now it's about Squirrelflight haaaating him.

Nightheart thinks he's a super special descendant of Firestar because it's what he's been told. Then when he acts like he IS special, overestimating himself, he causes trouble for himself and others. So he hates the idea of being special, but at the same time it is part of his identity, and he HAS to impress people, so if they AREN'T impressed, then-- then they must be being unfair!!

Nightheart is young, confused, and self-absorbed.

He doesn't register that people are mentioning Firestar to try and comfort or relate to him. He doesn't even consider the idea that Squirrelflight is concerned about him when he pulls the hawk stunt, nor does he take note of how many times his family has tried to reach him...

And the name ceremony. The name ceremony. Divorce yourself for a moment from the culture here on Tumblr where we (rightfully) accept a name change on the face of it-- names are extremely important to Clan society. Flamepaw did something that is already taboo to Clan cats; he rejected his name. EVERY time this has happened in WC outside of SkyClan, it's been met with shock and mutterings from the rest of the clan, even when it's completely respectful, a request to keep an old, beloved name

And Nightheart didn't do that. He halted the ceremony with an angry rant about Firestar, most beloved leader in the Forest, rejecting the name after BEGGING to take assessments before he was ready, saying he'd "Let you know" after he'd thought about what he'd like to be called.

And he can't even imagine why the Clan would be upset about that!

Why Sparkpelt, extremely proud of her legacy, who picked out 2 fire-related names with Larksong before their kits were even born, would be upset by this. Why Finchlight is upset she has to pick up his slack and he keeps snapping at their mother. Why Myrtlebloom suggests that the Clan sees him as spoiled for having such a stunt entertained.

Largely because he only has his own big, painful emotions on his mind. He's completely caught up in his own head, in his own re-telling of events. And... part of me can't fault a confused (kitty equivalent of an) 18-year-old for lashing out.

He isn't wise enough to untangle this web of emotions and he's desperate for someone, anyone to understand what's wrong with him, as this same behavior pushes away everyone who ever cared about him.

I can't fault any of them! Yeah, Nightheart's old enough to self-reflect, but I've been 18 and Angry and not known how to Stop Being Like That.

Sparkpelt shouldn't have dropped him so harshly after the name stunt, but did everyone expect her to just be cool after he'd loudly rejected her in public twice, thrice if you count the name ceremony?

Squirrelflight?? Whose biggest crime is telling Nightheart that he needs to learn caution because he threw himself in front of a FLYING DINOSAUR? Mad because he ranted about how he doesn't want to be compared to HER DAD in front of the whole clan?? After she tried to suggest special mother/son training sessions, sent him on the catmint journey, attended his second assessment because Bramblestar couldn't show up after making a promise???

He's interesting to me! All of his problems are of his own creation and he's looking for some magic fix to POOF! Make all his pain go away, if others just treated him "more fairly" or if he could "prove them wrong" this time-- but there ARE no magic solutions. He thinks ShadowClan will fix him and it won't! He wants Sunbeam to fill a hole in his heart and she can't!

I like it! I want to see where this goes! I wanna see the little guy wriggle and squirm and tie himself into a greasy knot of his own design. He's unreliable as a narrator. He's unpredictable as a protagonist. I cannot wait to see what kind of wrench he tosses into the dynamics in ShadowClan right now.

I'm compelled in a way I haven't been with the books in years. I just like Nightheart, that is all.

#He's my little wet rat!#My poor little meow meow!#My greaseball of delight and horrors #My rotisserie chicken man #Mr. Wet Beef #THIS is a blorbo #Nightheart #warrior cats analysis #I keep trying to make a short post about Nightheart and it's impossible #Every time I talk about him I'm breaking out the literary essays #He drives me insane #I want a My Little Pony of him so I can brush his gross hair #I am NOT normal about this man #Asc spoilers #warrior cats

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the-dragon-girl-27 · 6 months

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Matthew doodle

#oc #doodle #you dont get to see it much but i really like drawing matthews human design #before he was funny lizard man he was tragic pretty boy #i guess its the type of thing where the appeal is that you dont get to see him like this much #considering you get to see it for like 5 pannels so far i believe #i cant wait to draw him and Felix's backstory but it will be a while before it happens #the blorbos #poor little meow meows #they both deserve a hug #obligitory how do i tag ocs rant goes here #one day ill do it i swear #matthew zero #dragon draws creatures

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