"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Dean:

- Spent ONE week having meaningless sex with Lisa Braeden (gumby girl) (no indication that he considered this a romantic experience)

- decided to go see her again on his farewell tour for more meaningless sex

- realizes she's a mother now and you can't have meaningless sex with someone's MOM that's disrespectful. suburbia. bouncy castles.

- oh fuck do I have a kid?? should I teach the kid to use violence to solve problems??? becomes overwhelmed by his secret desire to be the dad in a grill commercial

- saved the girl. who is also a mom btw. <- well luckily he famously has no mommy issues which affect the way he views women

- he's in love with her now he decided (lisa braeden) (gumby girl) as illustrated by picnic date dream . Ben's at baseball practice.

- (last person he visits before suicide) "when I picture myself happy... it's with you... and the kid." (to woman he has spent a total of 6 days with!!! AT MAXIMUM. and he doesn't even come in her house!!!!!!!)

- tells her his dying wish will be to guarantee her safety.

^^^ normal behavior of a heterosexual man who is definitely actually attracted to women and hasn't just mythologized this random woman as representing the nuclear family/clean wholesome suburban life bc she has a kid who looks like him.

Do you ship it?

reason: They built a very strong emotional bond inside and outside the series, Perry is there to listen to Doof's stories and thus be able to help him overcome the traumas of the past and make him a better person, meanwhile, Doof gives companionship and honest trust in return to Perry every day of the summer, to become someone more open to new experiences and feelings, which he rarely has the opportunity to allow himself to feel while working as a secret agent. They are more than enemies, more than friends, they are irreplaceable partners in each other's lives.

i am begging for more brotherly jason & damian pls 🥺😔🙏 (i rlly loved the first one!)

can you draw me as a cool strong alpha wolf please dami please 🙏🙏

artblock strong af btw im sorry if it's ugly😔

"Bring them all!" "The whole band?" "Yes. See you then." 5.12 Come Home | Gilmore Girls [2000 - 2007]

Paris "I can't go to the same college as my boyfriend, that will look like I went there just to be with him— instead I'll go to the same college as my rival and request to be roommates because I think we still have an emotional journey together" Geller

Paris "I'm gonna seek the new girl out on campus to whisper poetry into her ear as an intimidation tactic" Geller

Paris "wow Rory dating would be so much easier if I were gorgeous and talented and charming and wonderful like you" Geller

Paris "going to this concert with you has literally been the best night of my life" Geller

Paris "I told you I didn't want to study in person because there would be no point in just sitting around together staring at each other, then showed up anyway" Geller

Paris "anytime I have a major life event, the first person I tell is Rory" Geller

Paris "we had a fight so now the only reasonable response is a broken-hearted swordfight" Geller

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Honestly I think it’s so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone’s really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.

And then over in the DC universe it’s like. This is Tim Drake. He’s a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he’s still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor’s degree.

Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years