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welcome to tumblr dot com, where people draw Sanji with boobs all the time and never draw Yamato with his
#one piece#sanji#yamato#nah i’m not too fond of the one piece side of tumblr#still mad about how y’all treat gender#please get a clue
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People really will be like... "Billy tried to kill Lucas!" when he said "You're dead, Sinclair" after Lucas kicked him in the balls for shoving him... and they really believe that this 17 year old was going to throw his entire life away by murdering a child in front of all these witnesses...
...but I can say Jason literally led a lynch mob and actually shot at / actually tried to kill Lucas because he thought he was justified in doing so and people really honestly and truly do not see how his behavior is rooted in a very white Christian racist ideology because he was "sad about his girlfriend" ???
So when we say Billy's dad hurts him whenever he can't control Max which is clearly evidenced in the same episode when his dad attacks him for not knowing where Max is, Billy is still an irredeemable asshole who fights children for no reason but Jason is sad about his girlfriend so that's okay.
If you are out here saying that Billy is worse than Jason, you're a fool. I literally do not understand you. Billy didn't even talk to or do anything to Lucas after that, and Lucas knew that despite everything Max was upset her brother died like that. If Lucas isn't dancing on his grave, why are you?
Like, sure, Billy would have still needed to make amends with him and change his attitudes and behaviors. He never got that opportunity, but I can absolutely guarantee that after all they went through he would do so. People learn prejudices and unlearn prejudices all the time.
Meanwhile, you don't think Jason posed a more immediate threat to Lucas? You don't think he didn't try to actually hunt down and kill Lucas? You don't think that evokes racist lynch mobs by the Christian far right, because that's what his little town hall speech sounded like to me? Oh my god...
#stranger things#make it make sense#what billy did was wrong#but some of y'all are outright saying#his behavior was worse than jason#i'm...#please get a clue#i was more concerned for lucas and erica's safety#when a literal lynch mob was after them#than when billy was being a keyed up bastard to the kids#the lack of critical thinking skills in that fandom i s2g
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The Gang (20 cm x 20 cm, oil on paper) a series of small paintings I made of the backs of the gang.
#PLEASE try to guess what episode each one of these is from#one clue I'll give is that two of them are from the same episode (I think it's pretty obvious witch ones)#and frank's is the most difficult one#i even forgot which episode I took the reference from until I rewatched it and was like OHH THAT'S IT!!#whoever guesses what episode each one of these is from will get to pick a Suuny screencap for me to paint#HAVE FUN#i know i will#iasip art#iasip#iasip fanart#frank reynolds#dee reynolds#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#charlie kelly#oil painting#myportfolio
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition
[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]
#aventurine#dr ratio#ratiorine#aventio#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr memes#hsr meme#honkai star rail memes#honkai star rail meme#hsr aventurine#hsr ratio#dr. ratio#veritas ratio#this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned#can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh#no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me#still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system#i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa#also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me
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if I asked very nicely would you all be willing to take a one minute anonymous survey for my linguistics class. if the answer is yes, please click here. thanks :)
(sharing for a better response size would also be very appreciated)
#linguistics#quil's unholy underworld#i have no clue how to tag this#it is quite literally 2 multiple choice questions#keeping it real simple#it's a required project in an intro class#we didn't even get to choose the topic#anyway#it's less important the results#it's intended to teach us the scientific method in practice#which I have done. like 5 times now in different classes it feels#i literally studied the demographic of the library by age an entire summer once#anyway. here's hoping this is worded and structured well enough to do what I need it to#take my survey boy#please
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Ubisoft try to portray characters as their actual ages challenge: level impossible
#assassin’s creed#altaïr ibn la’ahad#ezio auditore#connor kenway#ratonhnhaké:ton#<<< just tagging them for traction#WHAT DO YOU M E A N LORENZO DE MEDICI WAS 29 DURING THE PAZZI CONSPIRACY#BRO LOOKED 40#and what do you MEAN Connor is 17 when we actually play with him in his assassin attire#bro looks 30 what the FUCK#AND BASIM IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN HIS LATE 20S EARLY 30S IN VALHALLA?#please get out of my face I’m begging you#I may not be a game developer#but I feel like it’s not that fucking hard#just put me on there I’m built different (I would not have a clue of what to do)#babblingbrook babbles
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what if gaster in a future chapter calls out the audience for speculating so much about him. the guy canonically has some amount of access to Real Life Social Media. like i started this mostly as a joke but there are definitely some real metanarrative opportunities for a character with recklessly curious impulses, and possibly a fragile sense of self, having nearly limitless access to streams of debate over whether or not he’s a bastard. rude to talk about someone who’s listening etc
#this is very fast and loose character reading on my part but i do get the sense sometimes#that gaster may be asking some of the same questions of himself that we are of him.#’who are you? how should i feel about you? should i sympathize with you or be disgusted by you?’#i said ‘call out’ in the post but i don’t even necessarily think this is a matter of anger#so much as sincere confusion and ego-shattering overwhelm#a character so wrung out by the mechanisms of audience interpretation that even he has no idea who he is anymore#and he’s looking at the audience who looked so hard for him and spent so much energy tearing him apart for clues or answers#and saying ‘you want to know what i am. but you seem to know that better than i do. please tell me. tell me what you think.’#’because i want to know just as much as you do.’#…anyway this is not real speculation. just rambling on an idea i think would be cool lol#$ waltz of a shattered man
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#pic#story#checking courage#the royal pibling’s plight#handsome knights#hiiiiii#omg i've been working on my greek mythology comic!#it's so nice getting to come back to aluw yall have no clue#my birthday is coming soon it's the 13th#idk if I'll have time to work on more aluw#honestly these 21 comic pages + 2 covers I had to draw this quarter has blasted me into dust#i get one week of spring break#and hopefully with this last quarter I'll have more time to draw my own things#but this is my final quarter which means I need to find a job...#but if you wanna support me please consider buying me a flower on ko-fi#or becoming a patron! I have patreon now
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HA HA! The rise cyoa clue game that I've been mentioning in tags for forever is finally here!!
Plotting everything out took a bit but I think I got most of the possibilities written out although I wouldn't put it past you guys to do something wild lol
So part of the way this works is that there'll be more options the more you've spoken to people but some people will only have a few options naturally! I tried to keep it in character and some of them just wouldn't lie/are very very bad at it, so ya get what ya get, hope you guys have fun!! (And feel free to send asks with theories and/or praise I accept both <3)
#rottmnt#rise donnie#rise splinter#orobty clue#not sure if people will enjoy this or get bored but I guess we'll find out!!#also dont think it'll end up being too long but I guess that also depends on your choices lol#i think the big choices will be a week each and the actual talking ones will be a day but I havent fully decide yet#either way buckle up! we're solvin a mystery >:}#also PLEASE tell me if the dialogue works for you#would be happy to hear it#happy voting!#just hope you guys don't get the bad ending! <3#clue 1
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You're not a doppelganger, are you? Trying to study me, learn all my secrets so you can take my place?
#Baldur's Gate 3#bg3edit#bg3 spoilers#Halsin#otheredits#blood tw#what would even be the tw tag for this? implied child endangerment? (that didn't happen)?#imprisonment tw#doppelganger tw#my stuff#hey you wanna see something that makes me really sad - there you go - yes i spent several hours on this what of it#hey fanficcers - I need someone to write a halsin centric thing with the line 'I do not deserve to see the sun again' crossing his mind#whether that be from his time with the drow or after the shadow curse - please i need#orin's imitations of the companions she kidnaps are always slightly off (obviously) but the gal uses the *exact right pressure points*#where it's like...it almost feels as if we get a peek into the reality of their thoughts#is it SUPPOSED to come off that way? no clue - but that's how i read it#that bit about the shadow curse applies in my mind because as is based in implication#halsin had to leave the wounded behind while he rescued survivors - you don't think those screams echo in his head#every single night?#and halsin not thinking he deserves seeing the sun? because of all the godforsaken things *he* was the one left from that tragedy?#yeah#also what in the dragon age origins is the lighting of this scene#was gonna make another gifset but this took me four hours lol
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alright here we go
#thinking out loud#quiz#german expressionism#uquiz#got bored so I made my first uquiz. no clue if its balanced or anything lol#also there's only 8 results so please don't get mad if your bestie isn't in there hjsdfhk#unreality tw
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You know, I think my favorite thing about Gale's whole "watching you in battle makes me horny" scene is like. He's not wrong. A brush with danger does in fact increase one's desire for "other forms of stimulation". Studies have shown that being in situations that cause a rush of adrenaline, be that going on a roller coaster, seeing a scary movie, walking across a swinging suspension bridge, or something else, increase feelings of attraction. It's literally a Known Thing that adventurous stuff is great to do on a date because it will most likely make you more into each other.
Idk, I just love that his come-on is not only extremely nerdy, but also scientifically accurate. Feels correct and I'm glad they did it lol
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#meta#i would pull up the studies about it but frankly it's nearly midnight and i'm halfway through a bottle of wine#and i do not feel like looking them up right now lol#sorry to get all couples therapist on main i was just going through that scene again and it really tickles me#like yes please have my sweet nerdy man hit on me with only the most research-backed of statements please and thank you#for those curious btw it's thought the reason for this is because physically speaking all arousal is basically the same#whether it's fear or horniness or excitement or whatever it's all an adrenaline response#so our brains use context clues to determine which emotion to pair with the sensation#and if you pair something scary/thrilling with a possible romantic interest your brain can get its wires crossed#and decide that instead of feeling this way because of the scary thing you feel this way because your hot for the person you're with
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I am actually so incredibly ill about the implications of Sunny attaching themself to this idea that Lenays corpse is a mermaid... is2g they have fully convinced themself their mothers floating dead body is alive and speaks to them...
And Tubbo has no idea where to begin with that because he was the one who told them she was a mermaid to begin with. Because again how do you tell a child that their mothers corpse floats in the river you live by. That shes not a mermaid and never has been what Sunny thinks/refers to their mother is actually her corpse and I :((
Sunny 'talks' with Lenay the same way a child 'talks' with their stuffed animal,,, Sunny is so so young and it BREAKS MY HEARTTT
One day, if the body disappears Sunny will be hysterical asking where her ma is because shes ALWAYS in the river, she is ALWAYS in that spot by the dock. imagine she goes to her pa and just "PA! MAS GONE. WHAT IF THE EVIL MAN TOOK HER? WE NEED TO SAVE HER!" What's Tubbo gonna do then? Try to explain the truth to her? Go along on an adventure with no end because the evil man isn't real??
#qsmp#qsmp sunny#qsmp tubbo#all of the praise to Sunnys admin bc oh my god-#Sunny is SUCH a perfect mix of personality angst and silly shes so :(((#imagine Lenay logging in and meeting Sunny and just :(((#OR Sunny and Tubbo go on some adventure to get Lenays legs back and she logs in coincidentally#so Sunny rushes to see her and Lenay just#has no clue who she is...#shes delighted to meet them but while Sunny adamantly claims Lenay talked to them and told them about to get her legs back#and Lenay is just so confused and goes along with it from Tubbos persuasion#(his persuasion is just him going “please go along with it she thinks your body in the river was you as a mermaid”)
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hey i'm gonna order doordash what's everyone want from maxine's
#nancy drew#clue crew#secrets can kill remastered#sckr#sck#sckr spoilers#i guess?#can i get uhhh#i want a greek feta fest to start and then i want a half and half garbage disposal/grinder burger and a michigan delight to go. please
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idk if its ethical but its not from critblr if thats what you mean. i went to college in the area and when i told my sorority sisters i was into mcyters/yters circa 2021-2 my gbig said "oh that reminds me some kid who creeped on us and some alumni at an informal works for mr. beast now" and they showed me a picture of Karl. my heart fell outta my ass that day fawk
ok welp I guess that's good enough for me, here you go guys:
This is very interesting tbh and honestly we knew they were all hypocrites but this is a new low especially for how high of himself karl talks when comparing himself to snf
#bro i have no clue how to handle this ask technically its people from his own college so like??? public info kind of#no one get mad at me PLEASE#who am i kidding everyone hates karl here /lh#ask#anon#anti drummyache tag
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DPxDC Prompt:
[this is a long one please forgive me]
Bruce lied to the others about his trip through time. Not all of it! Just…one specific thing.
During the early parts of his timeline hijinks, before Tim realized Bruce was still alive, he had a bit of a respite in between his endless time jumps. (Maybe a certain ghost was helping him out.) With a fuzzy memory at best and a strange itch to investigate the unknown, Bruce had been taken in by an old couple who had no kids but wanted to pass on the family name. And who better than a thirty-something amnesiac stranger who could actually be related by blood?
Bruce, with nowhere to go, accepted his new name, grew out his hair, and quickly got accepted into college for engineering. There, he met two of his closest friends; a redheaded woman who could kick his ass and a wet chicken of a man who could also kick his ass. They both made him nostalgic for something he didn’t remember, and that made him sad sometimes, but the two were always there to cheer him up.
Years passed, and Bruce’s life moved on. He settled well into his new name, mourned his parents when the eventually passed, celebrated his wedding with the redhead, and grieved when the last of their trio fell out of touch. He had a daughter, and then a son! They were both so smart, even if they didn’t share the same passion he had for exploring the science behind the afterlife. (Something about the dead just itched his brain in an infuriating way, and Bruce wasn’t one to let sleeping dogs lie. He just had to find out why he was so obsessed with this stuff!)
Eventually, his and his wife’s research yielded results, and that’s when bits of Bruce’s former life started coming back to him. After the portal opened, he spent his days with his head in a fog, oblivious to the world around him as he struggled to continue his work.
Why did he remember a boy named Dick? Who would name their child that? And Jason…who was Jason? That name always made him sad. There were more names, more faces, but none of them were his. He could never remember what his name was supposed to be. All he had was the one his adoptive parents gave him.
His wife was worried. His daughter was struggling. And his son…his son sometimes hurt to look at. Bruce didn’t know why. He knew he was being a terrible father, but something in him wanted to cry whenever he gazed at those clear blue eyes, just like his own. His son was too smart for his own good, and realized his dad had started avoiding him.
The day his son purposely left the room so Bruce could relax was one that hurt him even now.
Time kept passing, and Bruce was becoming anxious. His brain fog was as bad as its ever been. He had constant headaches, and his hands kept twitching for nonexistent tools on his belt. Something was going to happen. Something had happened. A voice in his head told him it was all his fault.
So in an attempt to clear his head and spend more time with his family, Bruce insisted they all go to dinner at the local diner. His son invited his friends. Even better! More people meant more distractions from his messed-up thoughts. He wouldn’t spiral with the kids around.
And then something exploded.
The last thing Bruce remembered was his son’s (green??) eyes widening in fear and horror as something yanked him violently backwards. He fell farther than expected, through a portal and a green sky full of black stars. A hand tightened on the back of his jumpsuit, hauling his giant body through another portal with a roar of a motorcycle.
And then…and then…and then what?
All of a sudden, Bruce was sprawled in some mud in the middle of a forest, dizzy and coughing from the explosion’s fumes. He’s singed all over, and his ears still rang from the force of the…what happened again?
Bruce sits up, and all of a sudden, he’s in the era of the pilgrims. His memory has been wiped clean, his new name and family forgotten thanks to the hands of time. His adventures through the time stream continue, with him assuming many different identities throughout many different decades.
The memories of being Jack Fenton don’t return to him until he’s back in 2004, once again in his own time and living as Bruce Wayne. A glowing green sticky note informs him that “The Nasty Burger Incident” had just occurred. His “other self” just had his ass dragged to another era, so the time loop would continue.
It also informed him that he had an orphaned son crying for him at Bruce’s own grave.
Well, his forgotten son (that sounded bad, even to him) was supposed to be about fourteen now, right? Bruce hopes he doesn’t have to fight anyone for custody.
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#writing prompt#‘Alfred get the Guy’#‘you haven’t even left the house today’#‘my dad senses are tingling and I may need to fistfight another billionaire so have the Other Guy on standby as well’#Bruce becomes Jack Fenton#he went to college and literally built a life for himself at the same time ‘Bruce Wayne’ existed#‘Jack’ just never watched the news#clockwork had to make sure Danny existed so guess what! you’re the son of the bat happy birthday#the nasty burger incident happens but in the two seconds it took to kill everyone#Johnny 13 dragged his ass to another era#he was ordered to by clockwork#I have zero clue how old Bruce was during his timeline shenanigans and idk when it took place either#just work with me on this#please I am begging you#he only got his memories back when the time matches up with Jack Fenton’s ‘death’#Danny loses his dad and then gets him back in the span of 24 hours but now his dad is a billionaire??#well he gets to watch Bruce fistfight Vlad for custody and then stop him from killing clockwork#cause how DARE Clockwork just make him FORGET an entire family he had???#morally grey clockwork#Danny is trying really hard not to become Dan and Bruce is trying really hard to explain this to his other kids#‘no this one is ACTUALLY mine’#‘yes I know I was a teen in Europe when the wedding would have happened’#again don’t know the dc timeline just work with me here#please don’t ask me to continue this I will cry#if someone else does I’d be happy to read it though :))
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