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melliferian · 5 months

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I THINK ABOUT THIS LINE IN SNOWGRAVE. I THINK KRIS IS TRYING TO GIVE NOELLE A SAD APOLOGETIC LOOK. TRYING TO IN SOME WAY LET HER KNOW THEY DONT WANT THIS TO BE HAPPENING. BUT BC OF THEYRE CREEPY AUTISM AND HOW WEIRD THEYVE BEEN ACTING. NOELLE IS JUST OFFPUT.

#deltarune #kris deltarune #kris dreemurr #noelle holiday #noelle deltarune #snowgrave #snowgrave route #weird route #pipis route #platonic divorce #safe utdr #utdr

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uhhh-hi-there-i-am-nervous · 1 year

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Someone platonically marry me illegally so that we can talk on dms and then one of us can flirt platonically with someone else and then we can get a platonic illegal divorce and then release that we never fell out of platonic love and get platonically married again. That may be the longest sentence I ever wrote.

#platonic #platonic marriage #platonically marry me #platonic divorce #see ya when i see ya

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joycew-art · 2 months

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Just a little taste :3 I made a timelapse video as well

#hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #appleradio #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer magne #lucifer #alastor #illustration #art #fanart #digital art #ohno this ship has me on a chokehold #platonic? romantic? enemies? divorced dads? I eat it all up

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b3l0v3dzz · 4 months

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When Cleo wins the next life series the winners group is just going to be the most divorced group you’ve ever looked at

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turtleofthehollow · 2 months

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As hilarious as the duet between Alastor and Lucifer was, I think it'd be even funnier if Alastor accidentally broadcasted it to all of Pride Ring, especially since this is coming off him being MIA for 7 years

Can you imagine what this would all sound like from someone out of the loop?

After years of radio silence from the Radio Demon himself, you suddenly get a song that basically sounds like two divorced dads fighting over their daughter

I can just imagine everyone thinking Alastor disappeared in the first place because he got married to the King of Hell in secret, and is only returning now because they're going through a divorce

Which would explain why he's supporting the hotel. After all, what kind of dad would he be if he didn't help out his daughter with her dreams?

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #duckiedeer #queer platonic radioapple #queer platonic duckiedeer #hazbin hotel fic prompts #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor x lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie #divorced radioapple #alastor #lucifer #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #dad beat dad #the radio demon

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dustykneed · 24 days

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Picture this; Bones holding Joanna, rocking her to sleep and the part in Beautiful Boy where it’s like “The monster's gone, He's on the run, And your daddy's here” is playing. :,)

Fatherhood gives you certain... skills. Coincidentally, this is also how Jim finds out that Bones sings.

:'))

#star trek #star trek fanart #star trek aos #star trek alternate original series #jim kirk #jim t kirk #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #joanna mccoy #mckirk #mckirk fanart #ship or platonic? up to you #this sort of ties in to another thing ill be posting soon. but only sort of?? mainly it's joanna's design and symbols lol #yes joanna has character symbols im a little bit insane and a huge nerd #this is when jim decides he HAS to woo that divorced dad lmao #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK ANON ILYSM. im so happy with where this ask took me and i hope you enjoy!!#what is jim dreamjng about you ask? well. The colours are a reference sorta actually but iykyk (aos lore?)#this hit me in so many different feels. SO MANY. im a changed man because of this ask anon i am in your debt #im so in love with all of your brains btw. the reqs yall send in are so so good #honestly if youre a recurring anon feel free to leave a calling card or something. i would love to shake you adoringly by some sorta name #happy first contact day!!

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carlando · 5 months

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thinking about a red-faced nineteen year old lando norris shaking the hand of an amused twenty-five year old carlos sainz jr and them watching each other in some mclaren technology center conference room, having absolutely no idea how hard they’d fall in love with each other. no idea about brazil, no idea about austria, about monaco, about singapore.

anxious wreck lando meeting anxious wreck carlos, it was over for them before they could mitigate it. five years later and nobody knows what they are. like it could be an epic friendship but lando stares at carlos like he’s christ himself and carlos can not go five seconds without touching lando’s arm or waist or stomach which is funny but like they’ve ruined my life. or oddly saved it. maybe, simultaneously.

#happy for them and thankful for them <3 #forever!! even if they divorce like brocedes #cause really we know they love each other #platonically or romantically it doesn’t matter anymore #they. love. each other.#lando norris #carlos sainz jr #carlando #ivana’s comments

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findafight · 2 years

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QPR stobin in their forties, married since, like, '87, finding out about qpr language. They see someone mention it or just stuble upon it on the internet and go oh!! That's us! That's what we have! :) Because they're still involved with lgbtq activism, and are like oh!! These young people have words for what we are isn't that amazing!

I think Robin would find out that sometimes people call their queerplatonic partner "zucchinis" absolutely hilarious and never refer to Steve as anything else. He's her zucchini. Her sweet yam. Her pumpkin pie. Steve giggles at it and says "because we're fruity!"

They don't get divorced to get married to their romantic partners because that's a hassle and also they don't want to. What would happen to the children. To the cats. To the fish the cats long to eat that they are expressly forbidden from eating because their mother and father are cruel and deserve jail for a thousand years. They are each other's PERSON, no romantic relationship will change that. This causes some stir when it's revealed Steve is Eddie's partner and also Steve has a wife. Eddie Munson, beloved queer metalhead/rocker is a homewrecker?? They try to explain! They do!

Steve is like 'okay well we were best friends and soulmates and very queer in the 80's it was just easier to get married especially seeing as I wanted my parents to have nothing to do with anything incase I died, so no brainer. We already lived together, it didn't really change anything except we were able to adopt!" "But don't you want to marry someone you actually love?" "I love Robin more than anything else besides our children??" "Not...what about Eddie?" "Yeah I love him he's my partner. But I don't want to marry him I'm already married to Robin." "But you aren't in love with her" "not romantically no. We're what the kids call 'zucchinis'" "I'm sorry what" "zucchinis! It's what some people call a queerplatonic partner! Like, a life partner that isn't romantic but is still the most important person! Rob thinks it's a very funny name and I gotta say, with the unconventional nature of this type of relationship I agree it fits."

Steve gets on twitter and is like "sorry to everyone who doesn't understand platonically spending your whole life with someone but I'm different" and then logs tf off and lets people freak the hell out in the replies.

And Eddie is like yes my partner is married. No he's not cheating. Yes we were together when he got married. No I'm not jealous. Yes I knew he was getting married I know you know this I was the best man. No he's not getting a divorce to marry me now same sex marriage is legal. Yes I'm fine with it. No it's not a problem. Yes I understand ya'll don't get it. No I don't actually care you don't get it. Yes Robin and Steve are the most important person in each other's lives. No I'm not hurt by that they were like that when I met them. Yes I love him. No I'm not worried they're actually in a secret heterosexual relationship that's ridiculous and stupid this interview is over.

#qpr stobin #robin buckley #platonic stobin #steddie #give me unconventional relationship with rockerstar eddie!!! give me qpr stobin!!!!#i get that people want romantic ships to get married but i think that eddie wouldn't really want to get married #and also they were young (queer) adults in the 80's thats prime time for anitconformist queerness #also also if stobin were to get lavender married i doubt they'd get divorced bc they love each other too much #someone might being it up after same-sex marriage is legalized and they'd try to talk about it but get too upset because itd be too #much like a breakup. they cannot be separated they'll be too sad (not to mention how legally and financially their lives are entwined)#finda's rambles #finda writes stuff #this post probably makes no sense but whwtever im emo about qpr stobin #stobin #platonic with a capital p #steve and robin

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izel-scribbles · 1 day

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"you can't just draw the same two characters over and over" watch me (closeups under the cut)

long hair john. tell me i'm wrong (i'm not)

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murdermitties · 11 months

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I was talking at a cigarette With nothing left to say But he should have been there anyway For I didn't sing a single song, all day

Dear Arkansas Daughter ~ Lady Lamb

#squirreldaisy #daisy wc #daisy warrior cats #squirrelflight #warrior cats #wc #warriors #am i into shipping? no #do i like romance? not in the fucking slightest #but ya bitch is a sucker for mutual pining divorced (didn't realise they where lesbians) lesbians WHO WONT TELL EACH OTHER HOW THEY FEEL #daisy and squirrel are two divorced moms that deserve each other and not their shitty ex husbands #wanted to relax a bit and this song keep making me think about these two #mostly the first parts of the song but ya kno #this can be platonic or romantic #but they deserve each other in any way they can get

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allgremlinart · 6 months

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fight !!!!

#look I lowered the age range for 'old man' because there wasn't a lot... that being said if I HAVE missed anyone obvious #I'll walk into the ocean #also while Kelsang and Jianzhu ARE kind of divorced its more of a platonic divorce so I did exclude them #atla #allgremlinpolls

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doorp · 8 months

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as much as we joke abt Annabel shitting herself during a possible divorce arc we have to remember that lenore would be hurting just as bad. lenore is just as obsessed with Annabel, just as down bad, it’s just lenore wants to let herself be happy and Annabel is a big idiot who’s sticking to what she knows- and what she knows is don’t trust anyone emotion is weakness weakness can be exploited. she thinks everyone is out to get her, she’s paranoid and clinging desperately to the only person who can actually make her feel things. But back to the point, we’ve talked abt how Annabel would feel during this but not how lenore might. This was lenore when she didn’t even remember Annabel yet-

She knows literally nothing abt this person except that she has some weird draw to her and she’s smacking orbs out of the air and running around the academy with scissors looking for her. She can’t stand being apart from her just as much as Annabel- the first time they met lenore literally grabbed her skirt under the table when Annabel giggled at her

Annabel Lee “would you do something for me?” Whitlock and Lenore “anything” vandernacht

She said I will not only write you a song I will fake my death and commit fraud and we will get married - after knowing this woman for 6 months.

Miss “the world is a cruel and terrible place- omg Annabel!! I can’t be late for my midnight rendezvous with my wife!!”

She wants to be w her all the damn time

“I’ll miss u 🥺” “even today i wish you would’ve been by my side instead.” “I wish you were here with us instead. that’s the only way this afternoon could’ve been perfect. ” “what will I do without you return to the attic?” “Im not leaving her side!”

“How the devil haven’t we seen anyone else yet?”

“Why, you looking for somebody? 🤨”

Divorce arc lenore will be lennabel having gayass and tension filled arguments and lenore going to sleep at night having gayass dreams of memories abt Annabel and waking up and crying angry tears and throwing pillows at the wall as she goes off the walls bonkers. Both of them are going to get so much worse and I love that the plot needs to keep them separated bc otherwise they would fuck absolutely everyone’s shit up.

Lenore and Annabel quite literally make each other insane. If the deans want drama separating them at the beginning was possibly the best way to achieve that.

Lenores gonna be angry heartbroken I hate that I need you sad and annabel is going to be my wife hates me I hope I die and im going to make it everyones problem sad

Do not separate white raven or they will both go off the rails and do insane things bc they are stupid crazy uhaul lesbians

sorry if I said the same things a bunch of different ways but the point still stands !! a divorce arc might be sick!

#divorce arc is a perfect opportunity for Annabel to make actual friends #the evil loser lesbian needs a hobby that isnt manipulation #platonic white plague besties is the dream #aro prospero telling Annabel girl you dont need to get married you need professional help #nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #annabel lee nevermore #nevermore webcomic #prospero nevermore #white raven #lennabel

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sholmeser · 12 days

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(in the tone of voice of someone who takes everything way too seriously) i think that akane and sigma kissed like one time and it was because they were both kind of drunk and laughing while trying to enjoy themselves for once and then because sigma is literally just fucking dumb he leans over and plants one on her and she just kind of sits there like Ummmm okay. and doesn’t really do anything. and then he sees she’s uncomfortable and says im so sorry and he kind of starts crying because he’ll never have his diana back, not her flesh and blood, and she’s numb and she will never see junpei again and no matter how hard either of them try, they will never be good enough for each other. they can never give the other what they want and they will waste away, like diana did, like junpei will. always alone. i really was gonna try and make this post funny i swear but i just can’t like i am sad. they make me sad .

#sigma klim #akane kurashiki #like yeah theyre bffs but it must get lonely being the man on the moon…..#i have so many thoughts about the way that they feel about each other but i just cannot articulate any of them #theyre platonic married theyre divorced theyre each others coping mechanism theyre each others closest friend they #dont understand each other at all they wish who they sacrificed their lives for the world they wish #who they really wanted was around. but you’ll have to do.#GUUUUUUUHHHHHH #zero escape #virtue’s last reward

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 2 months

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Business Busted: Hell's Angels

Charlie: (sighs as she passes by Lucifer's room and slowly shuffles away)

Vaggie: (huffs as she crosses her arms) Okay, that's it! That man has been silent for the past two days. Time for this "business meeting" to take a break.

Keekee: (purrs and chirps in affirmation)

Vaggie: (walks purposely to the door and pounds on the wood) Lucifer! *bang! bang! bang!* Lucifer, open up!

-Silence-

Vaggie: Alright, you literal mother fucker, no more nice Señorita. (winds her leg back, kicks the doorknob mechanism so hard that the door flies open, and storms into the dark, poorly illuminated room) Lucifer! Charlie is worried sick... about... you.

Lucifer: (bundled up in a clean pair of rubber duck pajamas, plush blanket, hair curlers in place of a face mask, three empty boxes of Apple Jacks cereal with a dry bowl sitting in his lap, bright yellow duckling slippers, and Hell's version of a bad telenovela playing on the screen)

Vaggie: ....

Lucifer: ....

Vaggie: .....

Lucifer: (puppy eyes) .....Please, don't tell Charlie.

Vaggie: (notices the circled date saying "Divorcaversary" on the calendar next to her and softens before turning to the TV) Is that Hella-Novella?

Lucifer: (takes another bite of dry cereal) Mm-hmm, they're starting the new season after this episode.

Vaggie: .............Can I get a bowl of that?

Lucifer: (eyes widen before he scrambles to snap his fingers)

Vaggie: (a bowl of Apple Jacks manifests in her hands as a pair of soft, pink pajamas with adorable purple moths replace her normal clothes. She quickly shuffles into the room and plunks herself down next to Lucifer on the loveseat) Did Gabriella finally leave that dick-weasel, Alejandro???

Lucifer: (angrily) The last season left us on a cliffhanger where they were engaged!!!

Vaggie: (stuffs her face with cereal before gasping in disbelief) No! Gabriela, ¿por qué?

Luficer: I know! (angrily chews his cereal in a way that sounds like its made of bones) But! We also got to see Rafael get the wedding invite from his sister and is on his way to crash the wedding!

Vaggie: I'm definitely more of a Gabriella - Luceda fan, but Go, Raf!!!

Part 1

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #part 2 #“business meeting”#depressed and heartbroken divorced dad #Divorcaversary! I figured it out!#hell's angels #platonic vaggie and lucifer #future daughter-in-law vaggie #future father-in-law lucifer #hell's angels is and will now be for vaggie and lucifer bonding time #chaggie #well - chaggie implied

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canisalbus · 10 months

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I noticed you've been making more art of Machete and Vasco after they met again as adults - is this canon? Do they get to rekindle their friendship after all, or is it still brief and bittersweet? (I love your characters and art, btw!)

Thank you! I'm glad you like them!

It's canon, I believe. After their confusing and apprehensive friends-to-lovers involvement ended in their early 20's, their paths end up crossing again unexpectedly in their mid 30's and things gradually grow from there.

#answered #kf-tea #it's not the steadiest alliance #Vasco has been stuck in a forced lavender marriage for nearly a decade but he's out of the closet to his wife by that point #their union is more like close platonic friendship than that of a husband and wife and they're largely comfortable like that #they've agreed to see other people for the common good #they're great parents and keep up the appearances well I don't think anyone suspects anything #in that day and age divorce simply isn't an option especially if you're a public figure and have a family reputation to keep up #Machete obviously isn't permitted to have sentimental or intimate relations of any kind #the two of them live in separate cities so it's more like a sporadic long distance thing #Vasco is a politician and an ambassador so he takes regular business trips to Rome which is convenient #maybe Machete gets to visit him in Florence on occasion but usually it's the other way around #but between those weeks and sometimes months pass #if their relationship lasts until the end they get a good 8-9 years in so I'd say it counts as a committed long term thing for sure #or at least that's the current idea and order of events #Vasco #Machete

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locoier · 3 months

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cubito joel and etho will never be normal about each other and i need to put them under a microscope….

#i love platonic divorce❤️#rewatching etho pov double life rn and just thinking about all their insane interactions since #theyre like if weirdly devoted qpr breakup ended in obsessive one sided idgaf wars #in minecraft #joel is like. UGH etho is so obsessed with me. (proceeds to constantly look for him and stare at him and mention him constantly)#and etho is like. lol whos joel. (weirdly ignores his existence until he randomly decides its time to say something absolutely bonkers)#they are weirdly obsessive queerplatonic divorcees TO ME!!!!!#talking about the cubitos obviously sorry for not indicating as such in the tags #smalletho #save me…

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