it’s fascinating seeing the squeaky clean ‘day in my life’/’my morning routine’ type videos where people have fancy nice coffee makers and live in brightly lit minimalist apartments and have these beautifully organized planners and a yoga routine and it’s like... the jarring yet deeply interesting process of observing something that is SO different from anything you’ve ever experienced, the way other people live and human variance and all of that etc. etc. 

ALSO it always makes me want to film my own like “yeah so here’s my chair that's duct taped together, I sit at my computer and try to work for about 20 minutes, but then of course my chronic pains are too bad, so now is the part of the day where I lie on the floor with a heating pad - oh yeah, just ignore the way the heating pad looks, it’s like 8 years old, anyway.. oh then I make a recipe I call ‘George’s Supremely Evil Chicken Noodle Soup’, george is my cat, uhh - so yeah the soup is too hot still but I need to eat on schedule or my stomach will Have Issues, so I’m eating plain instant grits out of an old mcdonald’s cup instead, now I’m going to light a candle and pick wax out of it and roll it into little balls while I use the heating pad some more, and then the afternoon is when I pace back and forth talking to myself for 3, or maybe 5 hours if I’m feeling social”

“Sometimes I just want to steal a horse and ride away from Camelot as fast as I can and leave everyone else to figure out this bullshit you know!”

Gwaine nodded. “Got a bag packed at all times for that exact reason.”

The tankard of ale stopped its angry journey to Merlin’s lips. “You have a bag packed?” Gwaine considered leaving enough that he kept a bag packed?

“Course. Who knows when I’ll need to make a quick exit.” He laughed with a hearty swig. “Give me the word and we can ride out.”

The devastation on Merlin’s face shifted to confusion. “We?”

“Yeah.” He smacked their tankards together. Cheeks red with drink. “What- think I’m going to let you tour all the taverns of Albion without me?”‘

“Oh. “ He beamed all at once. “No. Course not.”

They didn’t ride out that night. But it was nice to know he’d have Gwaine with him if he ever did.

Hi!! I hope you're doing so well, I just started following your page and I adore you- your writing is SO GOOD like c'monnnn!! 🥺💕

I have a more personal question for you, I hope that's okay, otherwise I can DM you or you can forget about it all together!

I see in your bio that you identify as Bi and I've recently myself been thinking that I might be Bi, or rather I'm finally comfortable moving past the mindset of "Yes, I find men and women attractive" and into a more firm "I'm Bi". But I was wondering if you've always known that about yourself or if you maybe came to that conclusion later in life like I am (mid-20's for ref). Because I've always identified as straight until the last 6 months or so, but now I'm pretty much ready to tell the people I love that I'm Bi. Also, was there anybody in your life (either personally or celeb/public figure) that helped you come to that realization? Because for me it all started with one person that kinda opened my eyes to who I really am and what I find sexually (and otherwise) attractive.

Sorry this was such a rant, I hope you don't feel like you have to have all the answers or be an expert on "being Bi" I just wanted to pick your brain because I think you're such a lovely human being and I respect your take on things ❤

Hey honey!! Thank you so much, it's lovely to hear that you enjoy my writing, you're so kind! 🥺

But absolutely, personal questions like this are always fine! And like... First of all, I'm really really happy for you! I'm so glad you're in a position that you feel you can start telling people and I truly hope that all goes so well for you!

And I'll be 100% honest, it was BBC Sherlock that made me realise I was bi. I remember watching it when I was maybe 13 and the first woman I ever had a crush on was Irene Adler 🤤 Plus, she was the only bisexual character I'd seen portrayed in anything at that point! I live in a very very religious house, we weren't allowed to watch Ghostbusters or the Simpsons or Casper or any Halloween movies, all our books and movies were very very heavily vetted by my parents. So that was how I learned that bisexuality even existed! Around that time, I came out to my closest friends and as time went on, I've just got more comfortable telling people. But yeah, if we're talking about an awakening, Lara Pulver's Irene Adler was definitely mine 🥰

And honey, realising you're bi in your 20's is no different to me realising in my early teens. Your feelings for women are just as valid and real as mine! The same goes for someone who realises in their 80's! Just because it maybe took a little bit longer doesn't mean you're any "less bi".

And you're right, I'm totally not an expert but I'll always be here to listen and share my experiences! I truly hope that coming out goes so well for you and remember that you can take it at your own pace!! You don't have to tell everyone at once if you don't want to! And if it's maybe a little tougher than you expect, please feel free to dm me and start ranting about it! I'm totally fine with that! 💗

Guess who’s back from the dead with more TFP garbage to throw at you guys

dennis in curlers dennis in curlers

You know, every time I look at Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle I get a big rush of ~emotions~ and even 10+ years later. I still do not know what this means.

Like???? Is it just me, or does everyone look at this man;

And have their heart be like-

Is that just me? Am I weird?

Probably

hhhhh ✨friends✨

I'm not entirely sure if anyone that follows me really cares, but I just wanna put out there that all the crap with Tumblr's Post+ program has got me really disturbed and that y'all don't need to worry about me ever using that feature for my content.

(Not that I post a lot of original content lol)

Reading Dr. Stone and there's some dark fuckery potential with some of these ppl...like Gen and Hyoga especially are making me go 👀 "oh shittt ok"

Hi there! I just wanted to say hey cause we're moots and wish you a good day cause you've been saying in your posts that you've been stressed at work. I'd have replied to your post this morning about anime fans but my replies haven't been working lately for some reason? Anyway have a good day!

hi thank you so much this is so sweet🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 also i think tumblr has Done something to your blog because i just realized i have gotten 0 notifications for you and didn't get a notif when this was sent??? & i couldnt see the ask on mobile i had to hop on desktop?? even so i really really appreciate it🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖

Something trying to use this funny little pastel coat that a middle aged woman would wear to an easter brunch or something gjhgjh 

At least one of them has to be mad at any given point, it’s the rules

Bonus:

The urge to put my pride pin onto my my bag to communicate to the gays at my school that I am also indeed very gay vs the fear of accidentally outing myself to my family

Captain Callum ⚓️

Ok !!