From the archives of the Hyenoid Museum of Physical Culture:
Rattle composed of Yuan-ti vertebrae
Donated in honor of Gnaw-Gnaw, tribal matriarch
Nearly all cultures create images of their infants holding a symbolic representation of "baby". This object generally resembles a common infant accessory or toy created from a precious substance, in contrast to the mundane composition of its analogue. The Gnoll are no exception.
Within human culture, a silver rattle is a common heirloom. Among Bugbears, combs carved from precious ores are prized. Gnolls honor the hunting prowess of their tribemates by crafting symbolic toys out of the bones, then gifting the toys to that hunter's child upon birth. As these toys are used only for symbolic purposes, it is rare that any are lost or broken. Therefore, images of a Gnoll infant from a notable lineage often depict the child perched upon a mound of toys as if it were a throne.
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Really interesting response by Reddit user Iphikrates on r/askahistorian to a question that's since been deleted - were ancient soldiers 'fit' according to the modern conception of fitness? Full text below the readmore.
My older answer on Spartans has already been shared by u/OldPersonName. The core of the answer to your question is no. There are no soldiers in ancient history who trained their bodies as hard or looked as toned as your boyfriend likes to imagine. The reasons are firstly that the bulk of the warriors of antiquity were not permanently engaged in soldiering as a profession and lacked the time or the resources to train very much, and secondly that being very large and strong was not a feature of a good soldier. Fighting makes up only a very small part of what a soldier does, and overspecialising in combat prowess would make these soldiers more of a liability than an asset.
On the first point, the vast majority of the warriors in any army of a Greek city-state or the Roman Republic would be drafted for the occasion. In the Greek case, this meant being called up to muster for a campaign that had already been declared, carrying three days' rations. These warriors were ordinary people until that call came; they had lives to live, jobs to do, families to feed, and so on. They had little time to train and received no collective training when they were called up to fight. Their physique and fitness were only as good as their regular daily activities had made them. Both Xenophon and Plato complain that while poor farmers and wage-earners are generally up to the task, the rich, the young and the old are often unfit for duty. Still, they had to serve.
It is my understanding that the Roman legions of the Republic also were not composed of professionals but of citizens who received no training before they were called up. Their capacity as warriors grew only with prolonged service. They trained on campaign - if there was time. Evidence for systematic drill and exercise only survives for the professional Roman army of later centuries.
The only exceptions were the small standing units that were maintained by some Greek states from the later 5th century BC onwards, who were expected to spend some or all of their time training for war. It seems their training, like that of the Spartans, was not specific to warfare or fighting, but was broadly athletic: running, jumping, wrestling, discus-throwing, and the like. The veteran commander Xenophon also recommends dancing as a good general exercise for the body and hunting as a good preparation for war. A small minority of people believed it was possible train warriors specifically in heavy infantry fighting, but these were generally mocked until the 4th century BC, when they are seen playing a minor role in the various civic training programmes that pop up in the Hellenistic period. In these programmes there would be more targeted training for skills like archery or fighting on horseback, but only for the small minority of people who could afford it.
The people who underwent such training would likely have been reasonably fit. But there is no reason to assume they would be much more fit than anyone else who worked a strenuous job or exercised daily (let alone a modern person with regular access to a nutritious diet, medical care, and body enhancements like rubber-soled shoes, contact lenses, etc.). A citizen who had been through one of these Hellenistic training programmes was not treated as stronger or more intimidating than an ordinary person. The purpose of these training programmes wasn't to make citizens into hulking brutes, but to train them in civic values like discipline, obedience, moderation, and love for the customs of their city. Basic training in the use of weapons was one of the paths toward that goal. It was an innovation on the Spartan training regime, which tried to instill civic virtues without any apparent attempt to teach fighting skill.
It's also important to stress that Spartans (about whose exercise regime we know more than others) certainly did not train all day every day. In fact they probably only spent a minority of their time exercising. It is said that Spartans often welcomed the call to go on campaign, because it meant they would only be required to exercise once a day instead of twice. Far more of their time was spent managing their personal affairs (their estate, their horses and dogs, and their personal network) as well as dining and drinking with their messmates. This was far more effective at creating a cohesive society of citizen warriors.
On the second point, it was generally understood that athletes who devoted all their time and energy to growing muscle mass and strength made bad soldiers. These men were seen as overspecialised, slow, sluggish, needy, and dependent on an excess of food and sleep. There was no meaningful advantage in soldiering that could make such warriors worth cultivating. Anyone who naturally grew large or strong would no doubt be welcomed - if he could bear the burdens of soldiering. But men who created size and strength artificially through constant effort were worthless to a commander.
It is easy to understand why the Herakles type of muscle-bound giant was so disparaged by military thinkers. Battle and fighting is a tiny sliver of the practice of war. Many Greeks might never fight a pitched battle in their entire lives; even if they did fight one or two, the majority of men were not stationed in the front ranks and would rarely do any actual fighting. Cavalrymen did far more fighting than infantry, but even they would spend the vast majority of their time on other things. When it comes to raising good soldiers, the question is not: who would be the most effective in a brawl? Infinitely more important than size and strength are qualities that make a man fit to bear the real challenges of military service. Who can go for days without food? Who can march all day without water? Who can stand for hours in the summer sun? Who will keep a reliable watch through the night in driving snow? Who can carry his pack and his wounded comrades on a forced march through the mountains - and then fight a battle before breakfast? Who will stand and keep his place in the ranks even when his best friends are dying around him?
The Greeks understood that a general fitness, stamina and self-discipline combined with strong moral fibre were far more important for a warrior than raw strength or weapon skill. In most cases they could not choose; their armies were made up of levies and volunteers from all walks of life, who had trained little for warfare, if at all. But when they started to introduce training for their soldiers, the training regimes reflect their priorities. These are not regimes aimed at creating the biggest, strongest, fastest, or most lethal fighters. They are aimed at fostering endurance, agility, flexibility, and most importantly, commitment to the cause.
Finally, I should add that perhaps your boyfriend is also imagining what a Greek sculpture actually looks like. While there are some extreme cases of excessive musculature, these are usually depictions of Herakles, a literally superhuman symbol of strength. The ideal male body is not exceptionally massive. It is toned, to be sure, but much more balanced and slender than the product of modern strength routines. I think there is a conflation of categories at work here: the statements "Greek statues represent a masculine ideal" and "the masculine ideal is maximal muscle mass and tone" have merged to become "Greek statues represent maximal muscle mass and tone." But this is not actually true, except in a few rare cases that did not reflect ideals held by the Greeks, and certainly did not reflect the reality of soldiers soldiering.
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Hate (affectionate) how it's made so clear from the very beginning of part 1 just how loved Paul is by his family and household. Both his parents, Duncan, Gurney, Thufir, even Dr Yueh all clearly care so deeply for this kid, and we're shown that time and time again.
Cut to the end of part two, and almost every one of those people is gone. The only ones who remain are a weird, came-back-wrong version of Jessica, and Gurney who has gone from mentor to worshipper. Paul goes from someone deeply loved and valued for who he is by a small but caring group of people - to someone followed and worshipped and feared by thousands. They're obsessed with him in a way, as a leader and "messiah", but nobody loves him.
The only one remaining who loves him for who he is is Chani, who leaves him because in the end that love isn't enough to bring who he is back.
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shoutout to every person who deals with incontinence. i dealt with bedwetting up until my early teens, and now deal with stress and urge incontinence and for years never wanted to talk about it because of the shame and stigma other people place on not being able to control your bladder or bowel movements.
incontinence is a disability. it's not gross or wrong to talk about incontinence. incontinent people are not dirty or disgusting. if we could control these parts of our body, we would. we're not an inconvenience for being this way, and we don't have to be treated like a burden or like we need to be "fixed".
whether or not you use incontinent products like briefs, pads, diapers, plastic bed sheets, or whatever else, you are loved, important, and deserved to be seen when there are conversations about disability awareness and acceptance. we don't deserve to hide in shame when all we need is to be accommodated and accepted.
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