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#percabeth incorrect quotes
milesmoralesluvs · 4 months
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annabeth: *shy* are you uncomfortable?
percy: *also shy* no, i'm fine. are you?
annabeth: *slightly blushing* i'm not
percy: *also blushing* that's good
grover: ...
grover: i am.
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aficionadoenthusiast · 7 months
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will: are nico and percy still at the zoo?
annabeth: yeah, percy's been sending me pictures of animals all day
will: really? all i've gotten from nico is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"
will: i love him
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Percy: You got a date yet Annabeth? Annabeth: No… Percy: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
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wierdshenanigans · 6 months
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PJO and HoO characters as things my friends have said-
Octavian: Your humour isn't funny.
Percy: But your life is.
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Annabeth: I'm built different.
Percy: No you're not, you're just pushing your limits so far you have people convinced you're immortal.
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Drew when Piper's eating a cake: Having another cheat day, I see?
Piper: Getting cheated on by your boyfriend, I see?
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Rachel: I spilled paint on your couch, is that okay?
Annabeth: No. But it will be after I skin you and make a new couch.
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ct1409lover · 1 year
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Annabeth, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Percy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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noajakah236482 · 2 months
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Percabeth Texts~
Percy: I want you to focus on the first 3 words of this message
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: Okay, anyways i need your help
Percy: I've got 1ply, 2ply but all I want is your re-ply to that, PLEASE
Annabeth: Fine, it was smooth, now I need your help
Percy: Yeah, wise girl? What'd you need?
Annabeth: My doctor said I'm lacking Vitamin-U
Percy: ?
Percy: Ohh
Percy: OHH
Percy: Fine you win
Annabeth: Of course i did. Dw you had me squealing too.
Annabeth: Oops BYE-
Percy: WAIT
Percy: WAIT REALLY TELL ME
Percy: CMON DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ! IM COMING OVER
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hello dear people here are some pjo incorrect quotes from actual things me and my family + friends have said x
Kid: are there gay people at camp half blood?
Chiron:
Chiron: are there Catholic people at a church?
*showing the Kids™️ a really pretty girl*
Percy: I want her to… exist
Leo: I want her to like, throw a shoe at me and gossip about me
Annabeth: or she could just take you for coffee, and avoid toxic behaviour 
Leo: but I wouldn’t be mad
Annabeth: because you would be concussed
Leo: because of her beauty 😩😩
Annabeth:….
Annabeth: BECAUSE OF HER SHOE
Nico: k I’m gonna go get antidepressants and cheese bye
Will, trying to flirt with Nico: y’know the gays are very fruity
Percy: raise your hand if you hate Mr D right now 
Grover and Annabeth: *BITCH?* Mr D: *walks past*
Percy: HI SIR 😀👍🏼
Piper: *shows Annabeth a really unfortunate photo of Percy*
Piper: if you ever wondered how your boyfriend looked at that angle, here you go
Annabeth: I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that
Piper: you’re supposed to love all of him!
Annabeth: I do just not from that angle
Leo, to Percy: and were you popular with the Gods?
Percy: um a little bit but I used to beat them up
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Annabeth: Any idiot would know that.
Percy: I knew that!
Annabeth: See?
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apollosspawn · 1 year
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Percy: Happy new years!
Nico: Happy new tears!
Apollo: Happy new bears!
Grover: Happy new deers!
Piper: Happy new dears!
Will: Happy new pears!
Dionysus: Happy new beers!
Leo: Happy new gears!
Frank: Happy new fears!
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that-girl-glader · 9 months
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Percy: Hey, Annie
Annabeth: Yeah?
Percy: Would you still love me if I were a worm?
Annabeth: umm..sure
Percy: what about if I were a spider?
Annabeth: I'd kill you with no hesitation
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x-bloodrain-x · 5 months
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Come on Annabeth! Lighten up a bit...
Percy: It's not illegal if you don't get caught! Annabeth: We're literally getting chased by the police right now! How can you say that!
Percy: Yeah, yeah. I know! Hold onto your pegusi than, tHiS iS AboUt To gEt FUN! *Blackjack neighs and speeds up* Annabeth: PERCY NO!
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aficionadoenthusiast · 8 months
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Annabeth: I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" too often. If you call everybody a butthead, then it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Hera is being a real dick.
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Percy: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Annabeth: The dishes. Percy: Wh- Annabeth: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
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wierdshenanigans · 10 months
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One side: Annabeth Jackson and Percy Jackson
Other side: Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson Chase
A compromise: Annabeth Chase Jackson and Percy Jackson Chase
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ct1409lover · 1 year
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Percy: Annabeth, I’m sad.
Annabeth: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Will: Nico, I’m sad.
Nico, nodding: mood.
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Annabeth: Who would you say is the greatest heroine in your life, Percy?
Percy, looking at Sally: Look Annabeth-
Annabeth: No no You don’t have to explain. I fully agree with you
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