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damsnackbar1313 · 7 months
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Piper: it's so dark in here, I can't see a thing
Leo: don't worry Pipes, I got this
Leo: *stomps on floor lighting up sketchers*
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aphmcu-mha · 3 months
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Percy: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Annabeth: It’s funny that you think I’d let death come between us
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Headcanon #1
New demigod comes into CHB and of course immediately goes on some crazy quest with a couple halfbloods and a satyr. 
In the middle of a hard argument or situation and basically its:  
annabeth: you have to contact camp! 
percy: aww come on, nooo!
*grumbling*
grover: fine, I’ll go find a waterfall.
New kid: *???* waterfall?*confusion*
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batcavescolony · 3 months
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I seen a lot of people argue at Percy is too smart in the show but One, Sally Jackson used Greek myths as bedtime stories, she took him to museums, she did her best to teach him about the God's and monster's that were gonna come to hurt him, was he ment to not learn anything? And Two, Perseus Jackson isn't an idiot! The books are from HIS point of view and he's is an unreliable narrator that THINKS he's an idiot. He's not ACTUALLY an idiot.
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mo-mode · 4 months
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Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—
Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP
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percabethownsmybutt · 3 months
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annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-
Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)
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murasaki-cha · 4 months
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Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything
Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet
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sadiewayne · 3 months
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percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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percy: *cusses*
sally: “perseus jackson! you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?”
*annabeth storms in and starts ranting to percy about something, and letting out the absolute most crude and violent cuss words known to man*
sally: 😳
percy: 🤭
paul: “i think she’ll be okay”
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devangigloriosa · 1 month
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Nico: The Ocean is a soup.
Percy:
Percy: Do elaborate.
Nico: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Percy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Nico: *Tilts head*
Percy: The Ocean is a Soup.
Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Hazel : I smell something burning. Are you ok in there Frank?
Frank : Don't worry it's just my love for you that's burning.
* A few seconds later *
Frank : OH MY GOD HAZEL HELP! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!! CALL PERCY OR SOMETHING! KEEP MY FIREPROOF POUCH SAFE FOR LEO'S SAKE!!!
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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percabethlovebot · 3 months
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Percy: I’ve picked out a very special song for our date tonight!
Percy: *starts playing ‘What is Love’*
Annabeth: What’s so special about this song?
Percy: One might say we heard it on our very first date.
Annabeth: First date? What date are you thinkin—OH MY FUCKING GODS PERSEUS JACKSON TELL ME YOU ARE NOT CONSIDERING THE TUNNEL OF LOVE TO BE OUR FIRST DATE
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