if i ate your art it looks like itd have the taste and texture of a marshmallow

oh my god, that is such a sweet thing to say, thank u so much!

id like to say tho, im about to post a comic that is a bit more crass and that is not related to this ask lmao, the stars just lined up for the moment I draw my weird bullshit, so uhm, sorry in advance!

Dick?  Peter?  Willie?  

Any other suggestions? 

looking for a post

How One-Penis Policy guys think 🙄

Miles : Oh boy! I just hope that my movie has won an Oscar for best animated film and--(receives letter, then in disappointment) What?!

[Note : YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED BY JAPAN, SUCKER!]

Miles Morales : I've been robbed by Ghibli?

[Flowers Fall - Yutaka Minobe]

Miles : [looks up into the sky] JAPAN! YOU MONDAYED MY LIFE!!!

"later..."

Peni : (speaking Japanese)

(gibberish)

Peni : (speaking Japanese) Okay, then. Arigato gozaimasu.

Gwen : Peni, who did you talked the phone?

Peni : That was a guy named Moore. He said that we've been robbed by Japan.

Gwen : Wait, who exactly robbed us from Japan?

Peni : Uhh, I did, Gwen. The only person that robbed us from Japan is me.

Gwen : Peni, you son of a b*tch!

"DON'T TRUST THE JAPANESE!"

Yo de adulto: yo de niño:

Help me make a poll

ferret i cant believe they turned bp into pp

HELPPPP THEY LITERALLY MAKE THIS SAME JOKE LATER ON

anyway I think people are missing the point of the movie where Barbie becomes human and gets a vagina. she never had a choice about becoming human - that much was clear from the Weird Barbie heel/Birkenstock gag (and echoed in her 'choice' to become human - she was feeling and experiencing personhood anyway before she was offered a 'choice') what was also clear is that this is a growing up movie about Becoming Aware Of Things, like becoming aware of the patriarchy and how you're behaving affects other people, especially under that framework. growing up you absolutely wish you could go back to not thinking and floating in this dreamland of childhood safety, but you try to return to that only to find it in ruins, infected by a disease you weren't even aware of before. 'haha being a human woman means getting a pussy and that's a bad message to send' is a baby-ass analysis of it and you know it. growing up also means becoming aware of your genitals - and what it means to take care of them properly, especially in a society that doesn't want to talk about your genitals or put in proper efforts into caring for them

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Anyone remember those erectile disfunction commercials?

Here's a fond memory then