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I’ve been hyperfixating on sdv again so I drew the bachelorettes 💃
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I'll probably finish this up later, but here u go. treat
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they're all gonna wake up with neck pains smh 🙄
Idk what compels me to draw them in a train, but here we are
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Fresh Out of The Sand
Stardew Valley Willy centric fan-comic
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quick brush test with haley before bed:)
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“Marnie looks lovely today…”
What if… Marlon picked up the courage and invited Marnie to waltz at the Flower Dance?
I know in my heart of hearts, these two are destined to be together. Lewis doesn’t deserve her.
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Haley and Emily
I didn't have the chance to write proper headcanons for them atm, but, eventually, i'm going to edit this post and write them in this section just as i did with the previous redesigns (from Abigail, Sebastian and Sam)
Who should i do next?
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COWARDS??!?!!?! MY QUEEN CAN DEMAND ANYTHING SHE WANTS. SHE DESERVES THE ABSOLUTE BEST. SHE CAN TAKE ANYTHING SHE WANTS FOR ME. I WILL GIVE HER MY LIFE AND SOUL!!!!! WEAKASS BITCHES CALLING HER "DEMANDING" AS IF THATS NOT WHAR SHE DESERVES
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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
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y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????
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listen to me. In light of video game movies coming out, I’d like to say… I do not want a Stardew Valley movie.
I propose a Stardew Valley TV show.
stay with me.
Every season it’s a different farmer romancing a different bachelor/bachelorette. It can be a diff universe each time but same actors (except for the farmer) or there can be different farmers in one universe romancing them.
A season can be like one year, it doesn’t have to start on year one. Just the romancing and slice of life bits.
So, it would be like Season 1: Haley and it’s a girl farmer and they start on year 3 of spring and they ask Haley to dance she still says no and then the rest of the year would be trying to romance her blah blah.
Season 2: Alex and it’s a boy farmer and we go through the whole heartwarming coming out and romance in one year whatever tomato tomato and boom follow that format for several seasons of people and fans waiting for each season to come out with their favorite bachelor/bachelorette.
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my work for 1984 group project. the theme of my section was surveillance
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