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the-noxxi · 3 days
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The second GW2 Slander video...
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jokingluna · 1 day
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enderfenderdragon · 2 days
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how would He react?
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how would Colby Brock react if you played a prank on him while you were 'alone' in a haunted mansion's ball room.
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warnings!: Colby Brock x reader, Mostly gender-neutral reader, i little spicy, kind of fluffy, no use of "y/n", bad grammar.
not proof read!
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if you don't like what you read in the warnings. please don't read. scroll away or even ignore me and this post. please don't leave a comment if it won't be nice or anything. if you do decide to leave a comment. i will delete the comment and block you, and your blog.
thank you :D
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you thought it was a good idea for you to play a prank on your boyfriend - Colby Brock. while you were exploring a haunted mansion.
you, Sam, Colby, Celina and kris were going to have to slit up for a while. one of Sam and Colby's 'investigation tactics' or whatever this was.
luckily, you and Colby was partnered up for this because you were supposed to investigate a big section of the mansion - the ball room.
it was about two minutes in when you thought this was going to be your moment to prank him.
so you walk up to Colby and cups his cheeks from behind. you get him to lean backwards somehow and you put your lips next to his left ear. you then rip out the most sinful moan you've ever made, right into his ear.
Colby jumps forwards. He whips around at stares at you with worry and confusion all over his face. part of this prank was that you had to act like nothing happened while your partner withered away in their dirty mind. You stared back at him and smiled sweetly, as if nothing happened.
"there was a mozzie on your left shoulder, i was getting it off for you" you say sweetly, innocently and nervously.
"oh was there?" Colby says back, stalking towards you.
you back away from him until you cant anymore. your back bumps the wall of the ball room. you look back, and looked so pale someone would think you've seen a ghost.
Colby's hands block you way out. trapping you against the freezing, ruff bricks that made up the wall of the ball room.
"C-Colby, we have to i-investigate" you stutter, obviously nervous and scared.
"tsk, tsk, tsk.... that can wait" he all most growls.
"wha-" you don't even finish a word when his lips come crashing down on yours, sucking the life and breath out of you.
"C-Colby!" you shout as Colby's lips trail down your neck. Planting wet kisses on the sensitive skin He oh so loved.
the only sounds heard from the ball room was the rem-pod and wet kisses.
"Colby, the rem pod is going off...." you trail off. Staring at the rem-pod glowing green.
Colby thankfully turns his head around and stares at the rem-pod.
"mhm, it seems so" Colby says lowly. making you squeeze your legs together.
Colby turns his head towards you and stares you down.
"so." He starts. you turn your head just a smidge. your eyes never leaving his own, blue eyes.
"why did you do that baby?" he says lowly, tilting his head so little you would have never noticed, if you weren't staring him down.
you gulp and squeak out "d-do what?"
Colby chuckles and shakes his head, looking down.
"you moaned in my ear..... do you have any idea how hard it is to hold back yourself when your partner wears your clothes?" he mentions to your 'clothes'. also his favourite hoodie and pants.
"hey you have good taste and.... they're comfy" you mumble, looking down at your shoes.
Colby's hand gently cups your chin and tilts it up so you lock eyes with him.
"what can i say? i have good taste in a lot of things...." he trails off, looking you up and down once biting his lip to stop him from finishing his sentence.
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lets just say you couldn't walk or stand after that night you had with him.
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requests open.
this wasn't a request, it was just an idea that i decided to write last minute.
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furiousgoldfish · 20 hours
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me practicing gratitude: thank you for this mental illness, the lifetime of trauma, the chronic pain, the exhaustion, the flashbacks, the nightmares, the disorders, the poverty and the toxic people in my life... oh an of course thank you for the depression
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we all know that really rare redacted ship
darlin x therapy
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forevercr1nge · 18 hours
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Thinking about them again
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blaithnne · 2 days
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Tags on this post really inspired me.
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How mad do you think Heron was when some old dude showed up and interrupted her fun. How mad do you think BEAKLEY was?
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detective-ws · 2 days
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@spiderwebd
fuck you, CMYKs your RGB trio /j
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notagaslightingcat · 13 hours
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ao3 is downdjdjdkdk
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jokingluna · 2 days
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allgremlinart · 3 days
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when BSS identity porn trope is used for zukka ... uhm ☝️😰 thats for jetkos only.... cultural appropriation....
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stupid-twink-girl · 8 hours
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portrait of the catgirl as a young garf
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madame-helen · 3 days
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gawki · 2 months
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Important paint study
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finding-avalon · 14 days
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Hey guys! I'm just letting you all know that I won't be active that much today.
Me and a bunch of psychos on Tumblr are celebrating the death of some old Roman politician.
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