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jrueships · 1 month
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'On the low' meanwhile he's asking every single nba player in the world if they wanna collab 😭😭
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darabeatha · 2 months
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@illholy replied; for religious reasons NOT lucifer. Idk Kuku personally, but I think thats the correct choice
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ㅤㅤㅤThe hand that had previously been extended upfront for her to hold slowly retreats, like promising gold, like the sea teasing the shore, only to calmly gather his palms behind his back as he looks at Judith from behind his shoulder. ❝ Really? Give it a second. it will be fun. I'm quite knowledgeable when it comes to art, are you sure you don't want to join, Judith? ❞
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No because tell me why my boss just told me the real reason one of my coworkers left back in like February was literally because she was fired for literally hiring a guy to perform a whole witchcraft ceremony where they slaughtered a cow and stood naked pouring milk over their heads so she could have “full control” over my boss. Like a whole altar with my manager’s picture and candles like it was literally the scene at the end of hereditary. My boss literally showed me the video girl……..maybe I’m not fucking crazy when I say I feel like I’m being affected by the evil eye
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iinmysights · 10 months
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my arm hurty and my nose pressy but almost $2k later my tattoo is finished teehee :3
#Ravage.txt#dl#i’ve been wanting this specific one for a good 3-4 years now so it’s bizarre to me that it’s. done. it’s all finished. i have it now#cant wait for the saniderm to come off i hope the yellow looks good on my skin tone 🙏🙏 highkey bled a lot right below my collarbone (and#that’s just what i noticed when i wasn’t reading fanfic) so it was really hard to see how the bit of color looked with the ever-present#ketchup and mustard (ink smear) combo. fingers fucking crossed it looks good bc that was three hours and i approved the bottle lmao#in my defense it looked good!!! great even!!! god i hope i don’t need to get it touched up/redone in the end ugh even more money#oh em gee this tag is so fitting when i typed ‘anyway’#anyway bye i’m missing my favorite scene (blackout absolutely wrecking a base’s shit)#<- like yes i AM missing my favorite scene. granted it’s on purpose bc i’m going to bed i’m too tired to finish the movie but STILL#blowing a kiss to my action figure of blackout on my desk love u king one day i’ll get a copy so u can be in both modes at once#i haven’t even tried to transform him or megs bc i threw out the instructions for one on accident and lost the other </3 + they were expensy#af. and i like them in robot mode they’re so cool i’m so glad dad got me into collecting. i need r.otf a.rcee and 2007 b.arricade now frfr#i found them already but it’s like 30 or 40 bucks plus whatever shipping is and i both spent $500 on my tat today AND i’m saving for art#comms so like :/ blegh. BUT two weeks from now i may get a brief housesitting gig which will hopefully pay pretty well considering the labor#so who knows maybe i’ll get them! i love 2007 b.arricade honestly it’d be great to have him. and a.rcee is easily one of my favs as my#collection demonstrates (ULTIMATE fav is r.ipclaw). anyway night night my allergy med is working slightly so i’ll be able to actually sleep
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The little people working in my brain are making me associate any song by Celtic Woman with Talon and idk how to feel about that
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pressurebrew · 2 years
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      /  Every time i inspire someone to download/grab back c.ookie run I grow stronger-
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pierregazly · 8 months
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a diamond's gotta shine ꨄ lance stroll smau
lance stroll x fem!reader
pic credit: pinterest
i know lance is daddy's money through and through (and i love a nepo baby sorry), but he is so 'my love language is gift giving so i'm going to spoil my girlfriend with everything i can' boyfriend material so here's that basically
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yourusername he ALWAYS let me drive the truck... sorry taylor
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lance_stroll it is not a truck and PLEASE stop eating in the aston martin
lance_stroll at least stop eating in it without me
chloestroll wouldn't want a matcha date with anyone else 💗
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username imagine just casually eating fruit in a literal aston martin??? i dont even eat fruit in my car in fear of everything getting sticky 😭
username i want her life so bad
lance_stroll
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lance_stroll spent the last 2 years with her shoes in my hands after nights out, hoping for a hundred more
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yourusername i am SO obsessed with you
yourusername even after 2 years, gonna be obsessed with u forever lance_stroll wouldn't have it any other way
username the toaster and i have a hot date with the bathtub tonight
username the things i would do to have lance stroll hold my shoes in his million dollar hands after a night out :(
username i want someone to love me even half as much as lance loves y/n ugh
chloestroll i taught you well
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yourusername all i asked for was a picture, and he decided to give me 2 years of his life and his heart. i'll love you til my lungs give out.
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username all she asked for was a PICTURE 😭 and he gave her his heart 😭 and she'll love him til her lungs give out 😭
username im literally throwing up, sobbing, screaming, dying at this caption
lance_stroll my heart has been yours since the day you blew my breath away
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username i usually hate lovey-dovey couples but these two... girl they got me wanting to be adopted frfr
username im calling it... girlypop's gonna have a ring by year 3 for sure
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lance_stroll yeehaw
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username this is such a look... are we sure this man isn't from alberta
yourusername i will save all the horses if it means i get to ride this cowboy
username y/n.... estebanocon there are children on this app
username i was literally waiting for that y/n comment... these two are disgustingly unhinged
yourusername has added a story
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lance_stroll why didn't you post the pic of both of us in the bath :(
yourusername i wasn't trying to traumatize your family my love lance_stroll u posted that you're going to 'ride this cowboy' but a pic of me in the bath is too much?
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yourusername do you think i get to meet emily in paris or am i stuck with lance
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lance_stroll i just bought you that croissant and coffee and this is what i get as thanks????
yourusername i am so obsessed w u im sorry my favourite cowboy 🥺
username this is so wholesome lance is so boyfriend coded im crying
username y/n is literally living her best life ever i want to be her so bad
scottyjames31 i just know all of these photos were taken at least 75 times
yourusername mind ur own business scotty
lance_stroll and yourusername
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lance_stroll watching you walk down the aisle will make me the luckiest man alive
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estebanocon did you pay her to say yes?? congratulations you two 🥂
chloestroll even though i helped plan this entire thing i STILL cried on the phone. so happy for you both!!
username this man bought her like 5k worth of goodies and then put a RING that's probably worth my yearly salary on her finger??? god has chosen his favourite
yourusername im so lucky to be the one you've chosen to spend the rest of your life with. je t'aime 💗
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@leclercdream @myescapefromthislife @leclerces
i didnt tag anyone that specifically requested in the replies to be tagged for 'to live for the hope of it all' and all its parts (mostly bc idk how taglists work and i dont wanna bother yall), so if you'd like to be on my taglist for everything please send me a quick ask/dm (or u can just reply and say you'd like to be tagged for everything)! thank you for all the love
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tojifile · 4 months
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@Satosugu . . . ( ´ ꒳ ` )
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Tags: idols!satosugu, f!reader, very very cliché wattpad 2018 plot, fan!reader, satosugu x reader, fluff, no curse au, cursing, use of petnames, mentions of stalking, clingy Satoru, kind of ooc (?), reader is 18 n the guys are 19, reader is shorter than both of them, NOT A SATOSUGU SHIP POST
A/N: Thinking about Geto Suguru & Gojo Satoru and those kpop fics I saw everywhere on Wattpad during 2018. I made it less (?) cringe. This is just for fun anyways, I still eat up the most cliché shit. I just love love love them. Pt.2 is out now frfr!!
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Kaisen - JJK Entertainment ☆
- Gojo Satoru
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- Geto Suguru
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idol!satoru who you literally bump into on a cold winter’s night in Japan. He has this cheeky grin on his face as he saw your shocked expression. “Hey princess!” He teasingly says. You thought that he looked kind of familiar but you weren’t really paying much attention, you were too caught up trying to escape the guy who has been following you.
idol!suguru who almost immediately noticed the man all dressed in black who seemed to be keeping a close eye on you while also maintaining a distance. Suguru observed the man as you and Satoru conversed.
idol!satoru who’s fond of the way you look up at him before apologizing, as if your brain buffered for a second. “Like what you see princess?” Satoru teased. You snap back into reality and turn red, you then started to apologize profusely. “I’m– I’m sorry for staring and bumping into you, I really didn’t mean it!!”
idol!suguru who then whispers something to Satoru. He decided to take matters into their own hands. It was obvious that the man was someone you were trying to get away from and the man was obviously intimidated by Suguru and Satoru.
Before you knew it Satoru went to your side and interwined his fingers with yours. “Just follow our lead princess. We won’t hurt ‘ya, I promise.” He then began to lead you somewhere while Suguru walked right behind you.
You then start to notice some people taking pictures of you and the two random men you just met a minute ago. Suguru then went to your side to make sure you weren’t captured by any more pictures. Although, the constant camera clicks did make you curious. You looked up to catch a glimpse of Suguru and Satoru’s face. It was at that moment you realized that these two weren’t just random men—they were world-famous idols.
idol!satoru who caught you trying to sneak a peek at the both of them. Your blush didn’t go unnoticed as you realized who they were. He chuckles but chose to let it slide. Trust me, he really, really wanted to tease you, but he figured that Suguru and him should take you somewhere safe first.
idols!satosugu who brought you to their hotel room. Suguru tries to make you feel comfortable. He makes small talk as you sat beside him on the couch, asking you about your name, likes and dislikes, what you did today. You were still in shock, you couldn’t believe you were in the hotel room of your favorite idols. Although you weren’t as much of a fan as everyone else, you couldn’t deny how handsome they were.
Suguru also made sure to tell you that the man who was following you couldn’t follow you inside the hotel. Their security here was great and he wanted to reassure you that you were in good hands.
idol!satoru who wants to keep you with him forever. He’s now saying things like, “Oh princess! I wish I could keep you in my pocket and bring you back to Korea!” His words make you blush hard. But Satoru’s words made Suguru sigh, he didn’t want you to think they were like your stalker.
Turns out they planned a semi-secret trip to their hometown. They didn’t tell the world they were going there, but they weren’t exactly hiding it. You were grateful yet utterly confused. Why would they help you out of nowhere?
idol!suguru who insists on walking you home but then they get mass texts from their manager in JJK Entertainment;
manager
Didn’t I tell the both of you to not get into trouble??
Check your socials, you and Satoru were found with some girl.
I swear to god Suguru, this is a PR disaster. We’ll pick you up as soon as possible. For now, don’t go out of your hotel room.
19:27
Suguru sighed as he saw the text messages, he knew they fucked up. “Okay, never mind, we can’t walk you home. Our manager got intel that the press is looking for us in the lobby—the three of us. They saw you in the pictures and now they want to know who you are.” Suguru got on one knee in front of you so that he would be at eye-level. He took both your hands in his and said, “I’m sorry.”
idol!satoru who immediately realizes that means you have to stay with them. “So that means you have to stay with us princess!” He happily states, “But– but maybe the pictures aren’t clear enough! I could sneak past the press and–” you were cut off by your own self as your gaze fell on Suguru, still on his knee holding both your hands.
idol!suguru who sweet-talks you into staying with them. “We’d feel much better if we know you’re safe here with us. Some fans can get crazy y’know.” Suguru spoke as he looked into your eyes. He really wanted to give off that yearning vibe. Which again begs the question, why were they so keen on helping you?
“Okay.. I’ll stay..” you hesitantly replied.
idol!satoru who then steals you from Suguru by hugging you tightly. “Great choice princess!” He was so happy, it was contagious. The both of them didn’t even mention being idols they just talked about their manager as if they had normal jobs. That was until Satoru decided to be cocky about it, “Y’know princess, most fans would’ve said yes immediately! Are you perhaps not a fan? Or even—a hater?!” He said dramatically.
idol!suguru who has a scowl on his face because Satoru stole you and because of Satoru’s question. “That’s none of our business Satoru.” He scolded his friend. Satoru only laughed in return.
idol!satoru who speaks in the most dramatic way possible. “But we’re world-famous idols Suguru! Surely this cute little princess is one of our fans, right princess?”
Gojo Satoru—the Gojo Satoru looked at you confidently as he waited for your answer. It made you a bit nervous, “I– I am a fan! I just didn’t want to be a bother..” you replied. “Plus you can never be too sure about people, I can’t just trust you because you’re idols!” You then sighed at the irony of that statement, “but I did because there was no other choice.”
idols!satosugu who listened to you speak attentively. They were very touchy and loved being close to you. It’s like they lacked physical affection. Suguru in front of you and Satoru beside you, such a cute duo.
idol!satoru who is the whiniest man ever. “So you think we’re bad people? I thought you were better than that princess..” he pouted. “No I don’t! I’m just saying you can’t trust too easily!” Satoru only laughed as you tried to defend yourself. He hummed, sarcastically agreeing to your words as you finished.
“Okay princess, whatever you say.” He mocked as he pulled you onto his lap, embracing you by the waist.
idol!suguru who tries to keep his best friend tamed. “You’re too touchy with her Satoru.” To which Satoru replies with a pout. “But she likes it!” He whines, “don’t you princess?” You turn red at his words. Suguru only sighs, he holds your hand, hoping you aren’t done with them. He just wants to help you.
idol!satoru who knows no personal space and props his chin on your shoulder as he continued to hug your waist from behind.
idol!suguru who rested his head on your lap, tired. At this point he didn’t bother telling Satoru off. He was just reduced to a big sleepy man.
idols!satosugu who were now all over you, both derived of physical affection. You couldn’t escape the idols now.
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ssparksflyy · 29 days
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idk if this is like a weird request but could u do a percy x insecure!gf hcs?? like she’s not that confident about her looks and has a pretty low self esteem
ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.
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percy jackson dating hcs ! ˚ʚ ₊˚✧ ゚.
pairing: percy jackson x insecure!fem!reader warning(s): swearin, obvi reader feeling insecure even tho she shouldnt bcs shes literally gorgeous nd breathtaking a/n: helloooo! ty for requesting!! i hope u enjoy this, had fun makin these :)
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you're beautiful, every little piece love ♡♡
the second you even mentioned feeling insecure about ur looks percy went ??
ur literally the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen ??
a literal blessing from aphrodite herself ??
whatre you talking about ??
he's so quick to assure you that you're literally perfect ♡♡
lowkey
bro might pull out a mic
nd start singing what makes you beautiful
im talking whole ass performance
music video pulled up and everythinggg
bro thinks he's zayn frfr
he'll literally cover u in kisses
leaving little kisses nd telling you about how beautiful u are :((
if ANYBODY points out something ur insecure about he will personally make sure a wave knocks them down and are unable to get up the next time they visit the lake
js lookin out for his fav girl 🤗😋😆🤩
always telling you u look gorgeous
nd hes not lying
he'll compliment the little things about you that make him go crazy
there's not a single thing this man doesn't think is cool or pretty
he says it matter in the way you look at things
shit like acne ?? constellations on ur face.
stretch marks ?? flowers blooming on ur skin.
those r just some i could think of off the top of my head but u see what im talkin about :))
percy is literally ur #1 hype man
cheers you on in everything
complimenting you 24/7, 365
listens v closely
pays attention !!!
laughs at ur jokes
over all just makes u feel loved ♡♡
there's never been a single time where you've doubted if percy loves you
cause he makes sure you know it all. the. time.
if he notices that ur bringing yourself down after doing something, he's quick to either distract you or begin talking about how impressed he was while watching you
makes sure ur caring about yourself before caring about others ♡
always checking up and making sure your eating enough, drinking enough water, nd asking you if you feel alright ♡♡
if ur a smau girlie you best believe this man is always posting STUNNING photos of u and gushing abt you
does his best to help you grow more confident in yourself and help you see yourself in the way he sees you ♡
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a/n pt.2 : heyyyy, hope u enjoyed!! ik these were a little short but yeah </3 have a good day / night !!
peace from manhattan,
percy jackson ♡
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jaehymrk · 4 months
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lover of mine.
jude bellingham x fem!reader the world finds out about jude's girlfriend, and she blews up. face claim: lola tung
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realmadridwags looks like our golden boy, jude has found his lover, as fans saw him cuddling with an unknown girl on the street of madrid, holding hands too. @/yourusername seems like a lovely girl, show some love. <3
user HELLO? good morning to you too
user have you seen jude? of course he has someone
user whO is she? am i .. the other women?
user just checked her instagram and woah
> user woah as in wOAH or woah.
user time to stalk the other women, good morning everyone
user wOAH
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yourusername my babygirl signed with the biggest football club today heheh. im so proud of you jude. i love you, my golden boy. <3 im so excited to see whats in store for you next bubba, i will always be with you every step of the way when you need me to, very very hala madrid.
user golden boy?? bubba?? babygirl?? give me a gUN omg they are adorable
user oh oh they are my parents ive decided
user she is fucking gorgeous
judebellingham i love you so much
yourbestfriend went to madrid without me, our friendship is in a dangerous condition girl
> yourusername you must forgive me queen
user so who is she? what's her age? is she willing to breakup with jude and be with me? whats her deal?
user JUDE MOVE you were hiding hER from us?
yourunifriendtwo HOLY SHIT thATS YOUR boyfriend? all those missed classes?? HOLY
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yourusername summer recap before uni start :>
user and she reads TOO?
jobebellingham vacation without me?
> yourusername you said no stop crying
user ME NEXT MOMMY
user she had so many pictures of jude that we were not aware of?
user wow don't look for me, i will crying at the corner
judebellingham mine mine mine mine mine mine mineminemine only
> yourusername of course bubba
> user BUBBA im gonna go cry aGAIN ENOUGH is ENOUGH
user to see jude this much in love? i love it
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yourusername im twenty only (if anyone don't know, i love my boyfriend slightly more than you guys love your boyfriends)
user i accept it, IM the other women
user jude pls show off your girlfriend more
user you are so pretty, mommy
yourbestfriend my baby is twentyyy let's goo partyyyy
> judebellingham with you?
> yourbestfriend your issue is?
user so .. are you our new mommy now?
> yourusername sorry what ?
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judebellingham golden boy 2023. thank you for everyone who supported me through until this point. @/yourusername thank you for being there when i needed you. i love you, i love this, thank you once again. cheers x
yourusername i love you
trentarnold66 man of the year
user i love how yn used to call him her golden boy before he got the award naww man my heart
jobebellingham my bro <3
user congratulations jude on the hot girlfriend of course, share tips whenever possible
user couple goals frfr adOPT me i'll pay rent !!
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yourusername do i have your attention now
user oh she blew up holy fuck
user she is fucking gorgeous
judebellingham oh yes yes you do my girl
user jude bellingham needs to write a book about gatekeeping
user my full attention, my queen. never half, always full
yourbestfriend dinner served i fucking love it
user MOMMY?
user your face card is a credit card swipe swipe
> user unlimited swipe swipe kaching dollar signs
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Dearest Covey.
Hello!! It’s me!! I’m here to make a request before it’s too late😞🙏🏻 as usual, Percy Jackson x Aphrodite!fem!reader, maybe a blurb on reader and Percy going shopping?😋 it’s okay if not possible don’t worry!! Take your time:) also tomorrow I’ll send in my usual yapping, im currently mid valorant game as I have died, but anyways as always stay safe, healthy, and hydrated!!
Love always
-🪷
✮⋆˙ c'mon, barbie, let's go shopping!; percy jackson x daughter of aphrodite! reader blurb
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content: percy jackson x daughter of aphrodite! reader blurb warning: none! author's note: POOKIE I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK LITERAL DECADES LMAO THAT'S MY BAD FRFR also i had so many ideas for this but also none at the same time???? i live a very confusing life lmao- but the title was just too cute that i couldn't just let this ask slip away from me!! hope all ya percy fans enjoy frfr
"oh, cute!" you mused, gliding your fingers over the navy blue shirt. it felt soft and looked like it would give that perfect sinched look. you pulled it off the rack, taking a good look at the whole shirt. then you heard the squeak of sneakers, looking up just in time to see your darling boyfriend, bending at the hips as he desperately tried to get breath back into his lungs. partly because he saw you and partly because he ran the whole way there from the food court.
"hi...baby," percy managed to huff out after a few minutes, earning him a few giggles and a kiss pressed to the corner of his lips.
"hey! good news on the ice cream situation?" you asked, holding the shirt to your chest as you came to the conclusion you'd buy it, the thought that percy would be drooling over you in it being the deciding factor.
"no ice cream, which is a travesty. but, they got froyo!" percy explained with a shrug, easily draping his arm over your shoulder as he inspected the shirt in your arms.
"you know i love me some foryo. especially when its with yo!" you joked and it left both you and percy cringing.
"that was so bad-"
"im never saying that again," you winced, leaning into percy's hold easily as hie eyes darted down to the shirt in your hold. his lips curled upwards as his eyes returned to your own.
"you want it?" he asked and you rolled your eyes at the boy, shrugging his arm off your shoulders.
"yes. but, perce, im gonna buy it myself-"
"what? blasphemy! you're not supposed to pay for anything anymore. that's the point of having a boyfriend, duh!" percy cut in, making a dive for the shirt in your hold. you were quick to avoid his hands, taking rapid steps backwards and twisting to avoid his grabby fingers.
"back off, foul beast! i have my own money!" you hissed at the boy through your giggles, taking a small jump back as his fingers grazed the tag of the shirt.
"yes! that you, as my stunning, sweet, gorgeous girlfriend, do not have to spend! think of me as your own personal atm machine," argued percy, managing to wrap his arms around your waist and pull you slamming back into his chest. you laughed but leaned away from him the best you could, holding the shirt out as far as possible. but due to his longer arms, he easily snatched it from you and then held it straight into the air. and despite your jumping, you didn't even get close.
"percy," you whined, dragging out the last letter of his name but he just smirked and marched up to the register. and you watched him go, a small shake of your head but a smile nonetheless.
sometimes you wondered who the real child of Aphrodite in this relationship was.
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trancylovecraft · 4 months
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Since you do VERY dark subjects and such, do expect me to request for Mammon often LMAO
Okay so--
General HC's for Mammon with reader who is his GF?
(HELLUVA BOSS) YANDERE! MAMMON x GIRLFRIEND READER: Headcannons
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BARISTA'S NOTE: EEEEEE! sorry this one took so long!! i'm happy you requested this cause AGHHHHH I LOVE THIS PINE TREE MAN!!! favourite character frfr. if you ever do request when open then PLEASE go as dark as you like, trust me, i enjoy writing it :D
FANDOM: Helluva Boss
Thank you for ordering!
Come again soon!
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• Oooh! Intresting!
• I headcannon Mammon as a possessive, Manipulative and controlling kinda yandere. Mostly coming from his position as the King of greed.
• Especially once you’ve gotten in a relationship with him these traits are tenfold.
• Mammon views you as his possession, And a valuable one at that. You are his, He likes showing you off too as he brings you around his workplace and flaunting you like jewellery
• If anyone dares to touch what is his, Mammon would not hesitate to absolutely crush them. It doesn’t matter if its a creepy fan or a close family member. He doesn’t care, They’re getting obliterated.
• Mammon doesn’t show his care for you, Deeming it as unprofitable. But he does care even though he insults and berates you often, Even when it gets physical, He does love you.. He does! Don’t you realise this is all because he loves you..?
• He manipulates you into staying with him by promising you mountains of luxury. Whatever pleasures and desires you may want will be served on a silver spoon, Especially after a physical argument (Though you don’t know that its solely so you don’t leave)
• No one really knows how you two got together, One day you just showed up sitting next to him while watching one of his shows.
• You could’ve started out as a performer trying to get to the face of his brand, And Mammon, Somehow grew a liking for you more than just your monetary value.
• You could also have been a PR stunt, Him paying you to be his partner. Mammon, The King of Greed getting in a relationship? Preposterous! It would only drive more people to his shows just to see if they were true, Making more money.  
• But he doesn’t know what attracted him to you. Maybe it was your cunning nature, Your lust for more and more. Or maybe it could’ve been your genuine creativity, A want to make out of passion and not pennies.
• Either way, You’re both in a relationship now, Hooray!
• Though the quality of your bond really depends on how you react to his rather unsavoury tendencies.
• If you’re fine with it/have Stockholm syndrome then its gonna be a much easier time with him.
• You’ll be taken out with him more, Mammon likes boasting about you and how much of prize you were to have as a girlfriend. He’ll tone down his insults to banter and the amount of gifts you get will be increased tenfold.
• Mammon enjoys taking you out on expensive dates, Restaurants in the lust ring with a bottle of their most fine wine being opened in your favour. It’s only on these dates you can really see Mammon have something of a soft side, Giving disguised compliments and maybe even a genuine smile or two.
• You’ll be much more free, Being able to roam around his place of living freely, Ability to go out shopping without him (But, With a good few bodyguards, That is) And the right to go do what you want.
• Though Mammon does dictate what you wear and will order you to come to certain events, You don’t mind as you believe you’re just spending time with the Christmas tree you call your boyfriend.
• Physical touch is also a big thing for him, Also being a display of ownership. An arm around you, You on his lap or simple goodbye kisses are all too common for the both of you.
• Its sweeter, Even though the glasses you buy are rose-tinted, You enjoy the nicer moments.
• However if you’re considered unruly, Actively don’t reciprocate his obsession and god forbid try to escape..
• You’ll be tossed into a cage, One of the carnival trailer ones where they keep animals. That's where you stay, Not his expensive condo. You won’t be spoiled with rich foods and pleasures beyond your imagination, Only being served with what the show dogs are being fed with.
• If you want to act like a bitch, You’ll be treated like one. That’s what Mammon thinks. He’s pissed that you don’t appreciate him for everything he’s given you! All the money he’s spent! You’re his girlfriend, Why the hell are you acting like this.
• You won’t be taken out, Not until you learn how to behave. Mammon still visits you daily, No sweetness in his voice as he insults you and breaks you down with your biggest insecurities. He wants to break you, Just so he can build you back up into the perfect partner, Both for his reputation and his own selfish desires.
• If this process takes too long then Mammon will get angry and ramp up his abuse, Resorting to beatings or even torture just to get your mind into a mouldable state.
• Mammon is a horrible yandere to have, If you couldn’t tell.
• Sometimes when he’s in a better mood, He might toss you his leftovers or actually give you a blanket to sleep with instead of the horse hay you were using. Though he really does care, This is more of a manipulative tactic to get you to act better in order to get more stuff.
• If you ever do give up and give into him, Mammon would be stoked. He’d treat you as if nothing ever happened while you just had the worst experience of your entire life.
• You’d be absolutely traumatised, Even though Mammon does feel only the tiniest bit guilty, He ignores it in favour of just forgetting that it ever happened.
• The only way I ever see you escaping him is if you have connections with any other of the kings, Especially the more powerful ones like Beelzebub. If they care enough or you have a certain relationship (Platonic or otherwise) they could probably bail you out, Secretly of course, You’re going into hell’s witness protection after this.
• Mammon would be pissed, Yelling and destroying everything around him as he demands his employees to find you. Basically having the biggest tantrum of his life.
• When he finds you with the money he bribed people with, It really depends if you do have a connection to one of the kings because if so that would stop him from taking you back. Leaving him to absolutely explode over what happened, Just fuming and scheming a way to get you back.
• If you don’t have a connection to one of the kings, Then he’ll drag you back to the greed ring screaming. He won’t hesitate to yell obscenities and break your legs, Throw you into the trailer cage and start the torture all over.
• But hey! What can you expect?
• This is the king of greed, Of course he’ll never let you go.
• Not for a very, VERY long time.
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cuichichan · 9 months
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Braids
E! 42 Miles x Reader
Summary: Miles’s mom wasn’t home so you got the honor of braiding his hair Tagging: @n0tangeliccc @p1f1 @onginlove @zalayni
A/N: Got the idea because I’m bored and Kali Uchis is hitting hard as shit like reggaeton, Kali Uchis, and Angela Aguilar is Frfr my whole playlist
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You were sitting on your bed scrolling on your phone and then there was a knock it was your boyfriend Miles standing on the fire escape, he had his hood on and was staring at you with a goofy smile “You remember how you wanted to braid my hair?”
You quickly got up and opened the window for him “Wait you’re giving me permission to braid your hair? I thought your mami was only allowed to braid your hair” you said as he climbed into your room “Yeah but she’s working night shift and you were the next option”
“Mk” You said and put some pillows on the ground infront of your bed and pat them for him to sit on them he sat infront of you. He walked over to you and sat infront of you taking off his hood revealing his poofy dark brown Afro.
“Damn your hair got you messed up bae” you said with a slight snicker. “Mhm so you need anything to braid it or?” He asked “Nah just a bit of water and poof it’s magic” you said shrugging as you parted his hair “Be gentle!” He groaned looking up at you “I am being gentle, would you like me to pull your hair?” “No-“ “okay then”
As you braided he was being impatient and asking every few minutes “Are you done yet?” “You finished one braid just now?” Or even sometimes playfully saying “my ma takes less time” “if this was a salon I wouldn’t pay you cuz you takin to long”
Eventually you finished braiding his hair and he looked at you and asked “now that you’re done can we cuddle?”
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rubiehart · 2 months
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Taking JJ to the nail salon for a pedicure for the first time because his feet need some… care.. to say the least, you spoil him frfr !
“some” care is an understatement for real😭
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obviously he’s a pogue through and through and has been his whole entire life, and unfortunately person hygiene isn’t his number one priority. (he’s just gross he can’t help it lolll) so when you see the shape his feet are in you’re immediately booking him in for a pedicure for the next day.
him just groaning when you tell him what you did, saying that he doesn’t need them done while he’s literally limping from an ingrown toenail or something! like, jayj??
so when you get to the salon the next day he sorta sticks out like a sore thumb in the kooky nail salon but nobody really seems to mind, not paying much attention to the rugged boy sitting in the pink chair with his feet soaking in the foot bath, giggling to yourself at his literal scared expression when they clip a little too close to his skin and he’s tryin’ his best not to be dramatic, just giving you a death stare and flipping you off when the nail tech walks away for a second.
paying for him cuz he’s your man and god knows he needed this. takin’ his hand and walking down the street holding his hand with your freshly manicured one, “‘ya feelin’ better now?” you’d ask. “‘thought they were gonna cut my fuckin’ toe off. snipping too damn close to my pinky toe.” he emphasises it with an exaggerated pout, making you roll your eyes.
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ohmyamor · 5 months
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ateez as college bfs during finals
it's my finals week and head hurty but crazy form good hnngjdnjgnjdf
hongjoong
will help you study but only if you bribe him a little
it's not that he wants to see you fail
he definitely does not want that
but at the same time
you would most likely do just fine studying on your own
he has a sneaking suspicion you just want to bother him
it's not until you bring out the "I'll do whatever you want for the next two weeks" that he's quick to agree
would he use this promise to his advantage? absolutely
hongjoong would help you study but then once you pass (you'd definitely pass with his help), he'd be quick to make you buy him food or pass him the blanket that is literal inches away from him
if you want to pass, you could also guilt trip him into helping you study by saying you'll just go to your TA
who's a man..
your same age...
hongjoong is real quick to whip out the flash cards after that
unless you give him a hard time, then he'll personally take you to the TA's room himself
7/10- would help you study but is all the work he would make you do after worth it?
debatable
seonghwa
absolute king
would drop everything to help you in the blink of an eye
he's got the studying playlists on youtube
anything you want to listen to, he's got it
lofi? yup. asmr? check. dark academia aesthetic? absolutely
color coded notes, flashcards, practice quizzes up and running
can seem a bit overwhelming at first but seonghwa gives me the vibes that he would just know you so well
and therefore he would know what type of studying or work environment you thrive in
and you're his baby, he wants to see you succeed :((
if you ever get frustrated or overwhelmed, seonghwa would 100% have your favorite drink and snack ready
some coffee to stay awake? whatever u need, some tea to relax? bet, he's got the honey and everything
your number 1 hype man frfr
10/10 need him in my life
yunho
honestly, also really good to have around during finals
strikes me as the type of bf to kind of sit with you and also silently work alongside you so you don't feel lonely
does that thing when you're writing a paper or smth and you look up to think of the word you want to use and the two of you make eye contact and he'll send you a wink and a big smile
little motivations yaknow
would also definitely use the pomodoro method
has a timer on his phone for every 45 minutes and when the time is up he'll gently shut your computer and grab your hands and just chat
would be the best person to bounce ideas of off
"yuyu, should I say this or this?"
and he would give genuine feedback
if you need help studying for an exam, yunho might not know all the answers but you can bet he would be right there with you watching videos of people working out the problems
gives you little high fives when you both get it
9/10 might get occasionally distracted by his beautiful blinding smiles but honestly a pretty solid study partner
yeosang
mans is just there to vibe and honestly same
i dont wanna say he has absolutely no clue what's going on
because he does listen to you and he does pay attention when you talk about your classes
but at the same time, he doesn't really give me the vibes he would be as great at studying as some of the others
more there for moral and emotional support than anything
might feel bad he can't be of more help so he tries his best to listen to your lectures if you're at home, but man, it sounds like a different language somebody save him
would definitely make sure you're eating and resting well though
"sweetheart I think it's time to take a break"
"yeosang I just need to finish a few more problems :("
"you can do it after you eat something, it'll be easier to finish with a clear head and a full tummy"
crying screaming throwing up
would otherwise leave you to your devices tbh
doesn't want to distract you but also doesn't want you to be completely alone in case you forget to take care of yourself
8/10 man is doing his absolute best and we love him for it
san
honestly this could go one of two ways
he could either be the most serious, hella studious mf you've ever met
or he could be the most unserious, menacing bitch you've ever met
it all depends on his mood
serious san is in the mf ZONE
he's got the glasses on, he has his notes out, comfy sweater and gray sweats ON
ready to give you a mom look every time you get distracted
at one point you'd probably try to play footsies with him and he just kinda stares at you over the top of his glasses with one eyebrow raised and you just slowly return your gaze to your work
that being said
glasses ON, sweats ON, absolute fucking menace
teasing you fs
maybe not even like in a sexual manner, just tickling you and cracking stupid jokes because he wants your attention
WILL kiss your neck and tell you "you're so smart baby, you're going to pass no matter what"
your will power needs to be better than the lords because LORD
what san wants, san gets that's all imma say
5/10 you don't know what you're gonna get and it's scary
mingi
im tired of the mingi is dumb allegations
mans is smart as hell, not only in math but also the amount of lyrics and songs he helps to produce??
studious mingi is one hell of a study partner
it might be a little bit of a learning curve at first, especially if you're the type of person to want to chat or bounce your ideas off of someone while you're working
mingi gives me the vibes that he would be dead serious and focused while working
so it might be a little intimidating at first
you look up to ask a question and he's sitting there, eyebrows furrowed and fingers flying across the keyboard
and you're like damn i don't want to disturb him so you swallow your question and move your eyes back to your work
but mingi is also very observant, so he definitely notices that
"what's up baby?"
"mmmm nothing" you mumble, trying to figure out this particular problem
he'll shut his laptop off and scoot closer to you
wordlessly helps you figure out whatever it is you're working on before giving you a small kiss to your forehead and moving on
8/10 he can be the stem major to my humanities major
wooyoung
let's be fr, not the best study partner you could ask for
love wooyoung with all my heart but mans gets distracted easy as hell
has probably tried the pomodoro method but it just doesn't work for him
sitting for longer periods of times just makes him antsy yk
i get the feeling he'd be the type of person to get one of those moving desks that goes up and down and then puts a treadmill or smth under it because he needs to be moving or else he'll get very distracted
do NOT take this man to a cafe to work, he will do everything but study
especially with the people watching
"babe look at that guy over there, his shoelace is untied"
"that girl's shirt tag is sticking out, should I say something"
"the barista spilled that woman's drink"
if you're okay with background noise, it probably wouldn't be too bad....
until he starts wanting attention and now he's playing footsies with YOU
"woo, babe, I really need to finish this, it's due tomorrow"
"so you don't love me is what you're saying"
and now two hours have passed and you only have half of an assignment done
will buy you food and/or coffee to make up for it
"sorry for distracting you, you don't need a degree, your ass is great"
3/10
jongho
scary
scary studying man
has everything organized to a T, do NOT touch his notes unless you're okay with dealing with the 3 days of silent treatment afterwards
im jk
maybe...
no but fr, jongho takes studying seriously
if you ask him for help, he would probably be the best bet besides seonghwa or yunho
but this shit is like boot camp, okay? so be prepared
no fooling around on jongho's watch
you want to pass, guess what baby, you're gonna PASS
does that thing where if you're not getting something, he might not explain it to you, just re-asks the question louder
"what's 3 + 4?"
"6"
*sighs* "WHAT'S 3 + 4?!"
or might just stare at you blankly when you try to joke around
mans acts like he's training future CIA members or something
once you do finish studying he's back to regularly scheduled bear bf but studying??
only for the strongest soldiers
6/10
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btdemaru · 1 year
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Obey Me! Dating fluff headcanon.
ft. The 7 demon brothers seperate
(obey me brothers x GN! Reader)
Note : these r just the headcanon + love language that i think would fit them, if it's abit ooc i apologize!
Warning : slightly suggestive
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Lucifer
his love language is definitely acts of service and quality time
Opening doors for you, pouring you a cup of coffee he made just for the both of you
Whenever he's doing work and you're in the room with him, he'd probably pull you onto his lap
Lucifer loves and always enjoys the times you spend together frfr
Even if it's just in his room, going for night walks, fancy dinners and so on
If you guys go out for dinner or just grocery shopping he would definitely put his hand around your waist just to show everyone there that you're his
He'll say that hes a little overprotective.. even tho 'little' is far from how protective he actually is 💀
Tends to overwork himself so you have to force him to get his ass to bed whether you drag him or not
Is too prideful to admit that he craves your hugs and cuddles every night
Mostly calls you 'my love' or 'my dearest'
If you disturb him while he's working on a deadline or just giving him an attitude he'd definitely be pissed and wouldn't hesitate to put your bratty attitude in place
Loves kissing your lips and neck
Mammon
I think his love language is gifting (more to receiving gifts lmfao) and physical touch
Will make you his lucky charm when he's gambling 😉
If he won, you're in for a treat! Would spend the money he won on you by buying you new clothes, shoes, jewelry or even a lingerie (more of a gift for him tbh)
Mammon is very caring towards you so when he sees that you're down or upset he'd definitely will try his hardest to cheer you up
Which probably is easy since he's such a fun demon to he around with so you're never bored with him around
I think his nicknames for you that he uses alot is probably 'stupid' or 'human'
Ofcourse he doesn't mean it when hes insulting you though
If he hears anyone insulting you he'd make a scene which sometimes mostly isn't really needed if you dont give a shit about what other demon/people say.
Favorite parts of you he likes to kiss is your cheeks
Leviathan
I've always imagined him as a sweet boy (so breedable)
His love language? Quality time and maybe physical touch <3
He's mostly in his room, so when you invited yourself in and started talking about how you like his interest he'd burst right there and then.
Loves your touch, perhaps abit clingy..? Typa guy who'd snuggle with you in bed while he's playing games or sitting on your lap while he's fighting bosses 👌
has difficulty accepting that you choose to spend time with him or even dating him
If you decide to cosplay just for his eyes only his brain would malfunctioned, face and ears all red flushed
Tbh he'd get just a teeny tiny bit jealous when you pay more attention to henry 2.0 than him but he thinks it's cute that you also care for his little goldfish.
Would call you 'normie' or just by your name
Loves when you reassure him no matter the situation, when he has nightmares or his self-esteem isn't good or more.
Kisses your inner thighs or hand
Satan
Maybe word of affirmation?
Satan would write and reads the poems he made just for you
Most likely he'll read you stories if you're struggling to sleep or has insomnia
he will let you read him the book he's reading while he lays on your lap demanding his head to be stroked as well
Favorite activity with you is reading together in bed the whole day or going to a cat cafe, taking pictures of you holding a cat (would probably make it his wallpaper)
He can be harsh sometimes especially when he just had an argument again with Lucifer and would apologize dearly when he lashes out at you.
Not much of a PDA fan but will hold your hand when the you're going out together
Idk abt nicknames but probably 'kitten' (?) Or 'darling'
Satan will keep every cat item you gave him (keychain, plushie ect)
Kisses your right hand alot along with your lips
Asmodeus
Physical touch 🔛🔝
We all know he's flirty and he won't hide it
He loves PDA so be prepared lmaoo, he'll hold your hand/waist or give you random kisses here and there whether it's on your lips, neck, hand anywhere!
You guys would go on shopping dates ALOT, he loves picking clothes for you and once even tried going in to the changing room with you to "help".
Shopping with him takes pretty long- after buying clothes he goes to buy perfume then shoes then nail polishes then this and that, but no worries he'd spoil you to buy whatever you want there
Asmo buys alot of matching outfits for the both of you
Without you noticing he'd probably buy new toys every now and then for the both of you to try (iykyk)
Another favorite activity he likes to drag you into is warm steamy baths together, just the thought of your bare body touching gets him excited!
Has plenty of nickname for you its uncountable 'sweetie', 'love', 'darling', 'dollface', 'hottie' and 'sexy'
Beelzebub
quality time
This big boy melts like putty when you cook for him, whether it's a dish from where you came from to his favorite foods
Likes to cuddle with you while eating chips, the crumbs tend to get all over you but he has no problem cleaning it up with his mouth
Ask you on a movie date alot (bringing snacks and food is a must!!)
Loves when you're watching him exercise and would be happy if you join him
He'd blush hard if he notice you staring at his body (who wouldn't tbh)
Sometimes but rarely ask his twin brother to join on sleepy dates
Usually would walk behind you or hold your hands, nobody would dare to do anything to you if he's around- he would throw hands if you got physically hurt by someone- so you'll definitely feel safe with him
'honey' or food based stuff is probably his favorite nickname to call you.
I think he'd bite you softly more than kisses, but if he does kisses you it's mostly collarbone or forehead
Belphegor
Like his twin beel, loves quality time with you!
Your dates with him would probably 99.999% be sleepy dates and cuddles
Always ask you to sleep next to him, bodies tangled together and just so comfy he LOVES it!
I personally like to think that he purrs- so imagine him purring loudly while you give him head pats and sleeping on your chest.
Gives you the right airpods/headset so you both can relax while listening to music together, just enjoying each other's company
His body temperature is ice cold so if you're a warm person expect him to cling to you everywhere
If you aren't there he'd probably pouts while hugging his pile of stuffed animals and pillows until you get back
Hogs your lap purposely if you're having a conversation with beel, belphie pretends to be asleep tho he's listening to both of your convo.
Nicknames? I think he'd just call you by your name.
Sleepy kisses on your lips, sometimes sloppy makeout sessions.
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