an concept: Rollo singing "Hellfire" but his voice cracks at every one of the high notes

LMAO CANON NO ONE WILL CHANGE MY MIND-

even though rollo is blessed with the voice of kamiya hiroshi, that is not enough to save him from the voice cracks of a dreaded middle school boy. probably would try to smoothly play it off like-

rollo (singing): choose me or~~ your pyre~~ be mine or you wil burRR- ACK ACK. AHEM

rollo: i must go retrieve a drink of water. excuse me.

falls while trying to escape the embarrassment

*taping a large box shut and shoving it back under my bed with my foot* sorry abt that I’m okay now

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: NWT Pandora Rose/Pink Shining Elegance Clips.

Pandora’s Box

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Horus Theory

/rp so, i got an ask yesterday about the symbolism of pandoa’s vault.  i’ll summarize here first; tommy and techno represent pandora. sam and quackity are the evils locked in the box that escaped when pandora opened it. and dream is the hope. bare with me here, its a bit a of stretch. but the theory starts with this; when c!dream finally gets out of the vault (when hope is released, and it will be released) there’s a going theory that he will join the syndicate as their sixth member. however, there is already a fifth member of the syndicate that has yet to be revealed by anything other than their code name; harpocrates.  at first, i thought harpocrates was a joke. or maybe another person on the server that would be revealed at a later date (thus maintaining that dream is the sixth member and not the fifth). until i did a little research into harpocrates, the greek god of silence. Or the Hellenistic version of Horus, the Egyptian God. now, finding out that harpocrates is horus didn’t really matter until i decided to dive more into who horus/harpocrates was. specifically how he was seen at one point as a symbol of hope. 

not to mention that horus is described as the first divine king, the king of kings. and how, as an egyptian god, horus would appoint pharaohs. which means he’s also a kingmaker. dream is the admin, owner of the server, god is at the very least based on him (dreamXD). he crowned both eret and george. 

there’s also the whole thing about being a god of secrets. and dream has more secrets than the whole of the server combined. but i think you get the idea. either this theory is completely bonkers and has no legs to stand on. or im a genius. and only time will tell. but yeah, i think dream is harpocrates. and i think the sixth member has yet to be revealed. 

I probably shouldn’t NEVER open Pandoa’s box by asking this but…

Anon said, “you know what's in NYC is real and true”…

Well, how do YOU know what is real and true? Please explain.

Please don't... 😭

I think Pandoa’s Box is either a terraforming device or some kind of Martian super computer that’s going to try and resurrect the Martian civilization on Earth and it fucked with Soichi’s head to use his natural “why the fuck not?” impulses to make him thank that’d be a good idea.

PANDO YOUR MAN GROOVY IS HERE

HE IS HERE OMGOMGOMGOMG HI HELLO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVELY POOKIE <333

IT'S THE GOOD FARIES AAAA I LOVE IT BUT WHY DOES LILIA LOOK LIKE HE AS SOME KIND OF BEEF WITH THEM, HIS EYES LOOK SO MENACING 💀

BUT EITHER WAY MUAH MUAH MUAH HI LILIA I LOVE YOU YOUR FANGS ARE ADORABLE AS ALWAYS LET ME PAT YOU ON THE HEAD MY CUTE GRANDPA

it just came to me that in a few days there'll be Lilia's smug grin in the new birthday card and I can't wait for your reaction, Pando lol it's the bat vs the hunter love triangle again!!

yes i saw! i was actually debating on posting about lilia's grin yesterday but all of my energy went to rook lolol

omg the dearest love triangle yet again! don't make me blush cherry AAAAAAAA i love them both i can't do this 😭

super random but I love your tag-replies, Pando. you're a national treasure <3

(also, since I'm here, any thoughts on a certain hunter in his science outfit? 👀 my tumblr dashboard is a mess rn so I might have lost if you already commented on that)

if i'm a national treasure, then you, cherry, are a universal blessing <3

also yes i did post a small comment on our dearest hunter's recent outfit BUT I WILL GLADLY RAMBLE ON AGAIN-

HE LOOKS SO????? UNNESSICARILY STYLISH FOR A SCIENCE CLUB I DON'T EVER REMEMBER LOOKING THAT STUNNING IN LABWEAR- BUT THEN AGAIN NOTHING IN HIS OUTFIT LOGICALLY SCREAMS LAB SAFETY RULES SO I GUESS SAFTEY HAS ITS SACRIFICES FOR BEAUTY LMAO

LIKE LOVE WHY THE CHEMICAL UTILITY BELT AND STRAP AROUND HIS CHEST I AM NO EXPERT BUT ISN'T THAT A WEE BIT RISKY?? (then again tho, this is rook we're talking about; i shouldn't be surprised-)

AND AND AND

I CAN'T FIND A PICTURE AT THE MOMENT BUT HIS HAIR CHANGES COLOR TOO???? BRO REMINDS ME OF THOSE BARBIE MERMAID DOLLS I USED TO PLAY WITH AS A KID THAT CHANGED HAIR AND TAIL COLOR WHEN YOU DRENCHED THEM WITH WATER LOL (affectionate)

rook hunt is simply too beautiful for this world, he would either be the kid in class i would be absolutely terrified of and try to avoid any sort of contact with or that classmate i would silently admire from afar as he mixes up whatever monstrosity he's concocted in the lab lol no in between

there is no denying he is a sight many are not worthy of and i will stand by this till the day my soul no longer exists /hj

Hi I'm new and all but is that a Estelle pfp from the webtoon um idk the name was it from a knight to a lady ? But anyways if it is then I'm just here to say I love it as a fan of the webtoon💖

hello! no, my pfp isn't estelle :,) it's actually ijekiel from the manhwa who made me a princess! very much recommend it if you haven't read it yet lol

i'll have to check out a knight to a lady on webtoon tho <3 i've heard about it from time to time

I bet roro (that's now his name) is loud like sebek. Also very punchable

"UNHAND ME YOU THING" "bro all I was trying to do was swat a bug?"

"HOW DARE YOU LIKE THOSE FAE!?" ARE YOU NOT A HUMAN!?" "What?? Bro Malleus is like the best fae if you just get to know him-"

"YOU THERE WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND-" [water gun noises] "shut it."

Naw💀💀💀 do you think he would not like water💀 I think he wouldn't it's just a hunch (in notre dame🤭)

he probably does have a booming voice like sebek's (although sebek still takes the cake, no one will ever out-do this man <3) AND YES HIS FACE LOOKS SO PUNCHABLE I WANT TO RESPECTFULLY DECK HIM IN THE FACE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON

"ALL FAE ARE WRETCHED CREATURES" "dude you're literally blushing at the sight of malleus wtf" "LIES."

NOT THE WATER GUN LMAO- honestly though i think he'd generally be fine with water lol yk with the holy water and baptismal things in Catholicism. but if someone pulled up with a spray bottle and splashed him with it, he'd probably just stand in shock and confusion lol

Kinda unrelated but I remembered your eah post and before I was going to sleep, I was thinking about which eah character would be the twst boy's favorite. Like, for example, Cater really likes or relates to Blondie Locks in some way and Rook likes Hunter but his top favorite is Cupid because he's the Le Chasseur D'Amour! And things like that. What are your thoughts? (I have a monster high ver to this too)

i love the idea of Cater relating to Blondie Locks lol. and Rook. ROOK. my beloved hunter. loving another hunter but adoring a fellow romance enthusiast such as himself just fits (i will be honest tho, my memory of all the characters in eah is a bit hazy but this is a fun thought to think abt so i'll do my best at remembering-)

Kalim would definitely love Madeline Hatter. they're both just such cheerful and endearing characters and i feel like Kalim would find her positivity so sweet. he also appreciates her taste for tea and tea time

this one is kinda obvious but Riddle and Lizzie Hearts. yes. from the moment he heard the girl declare a passionate "Off with her head!" he knew who his favorite was. very much relates to Lizzie's character as they both strike people as individuals with head strong personalities and are quite by-the-book when it comes to instructions

Jack thinks Cerise Hood is cool. he was probably watching eah with the first years and refused to pay attention at first, but after seeing Cerise's wolf tendencies, the show caught his interest as it was something extremely relatable. still pretends to not pay attention tho, but he peeks at the tv screen every time Cerise is in a scene

respectfully, Vil absolutely hates Apple White. she's just so happy, generous, kind, perfect, and in his words, controlling. has been on Raven's side since the beginning and will remain there until the end of time. Apple also reminds him of a certain Neige Leblanche, though if you asked Vil to pick between the two of them, he'd regrettably choose Neige (just don't tell anyone tho). he just hates Apple that much

Deuce and Dexter Charming <33333 my adorable and awkward boys. am i being biased for this? maybe i am. but that will not stop me. Deuce severely relates to Dexter's awkwardness but also looks up to his character as Deuce wishes to possess at least some of his intelligent braincells

Malleus is just confused on Faybelle Thorn's logic. breaking into parties you were not invited to? that was an option??? anyway, along with Vil, Malleus is also a big Raven Queen fan. he empathizes with her as he, too, is misunderstood and feared by the people around him

Lilia showed Silver a clip of Briar Beauty falling asleep everywhere and said "look it's you". that's it.

Floyd and Jade, for rather obvious reasons, both find Kitty Cheshire as an amusing character. chaotic personalities intrigue the twins, could you blame them?

this turned out longer than i expected omg but my brain needed indulge in this for a bit jckdsckn

Riddle would tap his foot when he is mad. So I personally think he tapped his foot like an angry mum standing at the doorway when Ace ate that tart.

riddle taps his foot like donald duck before playing mummzie and exploding at ace's face like-

IJEKIEL PFP PUC AND A TWISTED WONDERLAND FAN!!!!

YES HI HIII LOL WE EXIST, I LOVE IJEKIEL HE USED TO BE ON MY WEB THEME TOO BEFORE I CHANGED IT

We love Lilia.

We love our men with tint of soury ashy taste.

We love the ones who aren’t “daddy” but are “grandaddy”

We love men who have to stretch their backs.

We love Lilia…

all hail our favorite grandaddy, lilia vanrouge himself

he may be a cronchy and crinkled papi but we love him regardless

amen