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i had started doing these on my old blog but lets start it up again (because im dedicated to this list)
shit i heard in the halls at school
(pt 1)
*male voice* "THATS MY TITTY AMBER"
boy1: *runs at the other* "ImMa gEtCha ImMa gEtcHa"
boy2: *panicked noises and running away"
"I have a headache and life if meaningless but at least I finished my geometry homework'
"well sorry I don't want my first kiss to be with nasty-ass mcmono"
"would you cut off your balls? *then again, more intense* but would you cut off your balls???"
"hey *random boy* what's your opinion on boobs?"
"do you wanna try my shoe on?"
"now *that's* a DM to send to your girlfriend"
"YOU DREW ME AS MEGAMIND????????"
"thanos corn dog"
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I use Pinterest an awful lot, and there's so many posts from tumblr slapped on there it's mad. And so to create balance in the universe, I challenge all of you to post random comments from Pinterest back on here.
Here's a starter. And no I will not give context.
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"Yes, I will commit the future murders with my sax, Run."
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online friend: y’know you don’t have to follow everyone who likes your post right?
me: hehe…. how about no?.
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No context needed
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shit i heard in the halls at school
(pt 2)
"he wants to marry her?" "ya he's got a brain injury"
"I'm doing it. I don't care if I havE TO JUMP DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF MYSelf. I'm doing it"
*as Cinderella walks down the stairs* "dang she THICC"
"I know it's infected! How do you know it's infected"
*male voice* "Kaden I think we have a good grudge running and to make it up we should have intercourse"
*loud male voice* "Taylor, showin' off those guns baby, yeah!"
*holding a candle and smelling it* "why does it smell like boy??,,, But WHY does it smell like BOY??"
"This is Salem, not the hood"
*obnoxiously bright voice* "are we gonna be POSITIVE today?"
"Has anyone ever told you to shut up? ...no? Well I am now"
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Hilarious ooc words on your fic
Haha yeah, I deliberately phrased it like that as a bit.
But it was appropriate for the context: I was asking the readers how they thought Citadel Space manufacturers should style the feet of their mechs (each of the Big 4 has a couple of unique styles), and one reader said hellthey wasn't a Lancer fan so they didn't know what I was talking about and asked where they could see pictures of the mechs.
Anyway, something's wrong with the image: I can barely read it
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In need of eyes/ Ich brauch mehr Augen
I'm out of eyes 😭. I need them, how else will my little creatures be able to see?
Ich habe keine Augen mehr ;-;. Ich brauch die, wie sonst kann ich meine kleinen kreaturen sehen können?
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Boop me irl bitch
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