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wtfearth123 · 9 months

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You go Girl 🤩😂🤣

#comdey #funny content

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vikuo-kuma · 3 months

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Jealous Rayne Headcanons

Requested by @seneon

HAI im from tiktok who asked about the headcanons thing, there's no "ask" option so I'll just send a message 😭 i had in mind about rayne having a gf that loves cats more than bunnies and she has her own cat (or cats). in your opinion, how would rayne react everytime reader shows affection to her cats more than him? does he try to make reader jealous by buying bunnies and giving them more affection than reader? SORRY IF ITS TOO LONG SJJSJS

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- This man would definitely glare at both you and the cat. Like what did the cat do to you. He really dislikes the fact you would give a cat more attention, however he wouldn’t realize that he’s jealous- probably the first time he’s ever felt jealous.

- He probably won’t speak more than 3-4 words to you because he’s so grumpy about it.

- If he ever sees you with the cat, he would randomly take out a bunny somewhere and start showering it with attention. And if that doesn’t work, he would continue to glare at you and the cat until you realize he was staring daggers into the back of your head.

- When you do notice that something was wrong with Rayne, you look at him. But he turns away quickly from your eye contact. Definitely a quiet tsundere.

- He would NEVER admit to being jealous, and I mean NEVER. I mean who would admit to being jealous to an animal.

“Why are you giving that thing attention”

- This does have a happy ending, with you placing the cat down and cuddling with Rayne. He’s gonna hide his flustered face from you though, might even grin at the cat walking past, like he had won.

“Your attention is mine and mine only”

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A/N: This my first time writing a headcanon, I hope you like it 😭

I love this man so much.

#anime #mashle magic and muscles #mashle x reader #anime x reader #fantasy #shounen #fanfic #oneshot #x reader #character x reader #rayne x reader #rayne ames #comdey #fluff

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judy1926 · 4 months

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Buster Keaton in 20s

He was a different comedian

#old hollywood #classic hollywood #classic cinema #1940s #classic films #classic movie stars #classic movies #1950s #buster keaton #1920s #comdey

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ze-writing-qprs · 1 month

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Bad Day?

Velvette x Model GN!Reader [QPR]

Queer-Platonic Relationship [🩷] (can be read as romantic)

Short & sweet (Fluff/Comfort)

written in 1st person reader pov

Willing to make part 2 if the people want it👍

“Are you stupid! Those pants look daft, do you want to lose your job?”

“Those look bloody dreadful and NOT in a good way. Get out of my sight.”

The set was busy, I could hear Velvette fussing about the designers’ incompetence from the door. Assistants and models rushed around in a hectic manner desperate to please her or to flee the scene before they became a victim. Today was my day off, but I wanted to see Velvette.

“Hi, Love,” I looped an arm around Velvette’s neck loosely, “are you doing alright?”

“Ugh, not at all, Darling,” Her arms dropped to the side as she leaned into the partial hug, searching for a bit of relaxation.

“How about after this set we go sit down for a bit and have some lunch?”

“That sounds amazing.”

My other arm found her waist as she turned to fully lean into me. I massaged the back of her neck with the arm resting around her shoulder. Her hands circled my waist and hugged for comfort. We stood like that for a few minutes.

Kissing the top of her head I gently push her weight off of me. She frowned, still holding on to me.

“Let's finish this last set of clothing and then we can cuddle, ok?” I reiterate my previous suggestion.

Velvette narrowed her eyes at me, “You better hold up to that promise.”

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mickey-flicks · 8 months

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#film #filmmaking #cinema #cinematography #film photography #screenshot #movies #movie #movie stills #film stills #movie recommendation #movie rec list #pen15 #pen 15 #comdey

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normajeanne23 · 6 months

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#comdey #Comedyheaven #funnies #funny stuff #funnyshit #funny image #funny comments #youtube #youtube comments #dank humor #funny humor #humorous #dankest memes #fresh memes #r/196 #lol memes #out of context comments

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friendlessghoul · 8 months

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The Haunted House - 1921

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missnorn · 22 days

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Some twink earle haley from losin it

#jackie earle haley #nightmare on elm street #freddy kruger #ruvik #ruvik victoriano #evil within #the tick #cute twink #nightmare on twinkstreet #gay twink #twink #open shirt #gayboy #hot twink #comdey #1980s #1980s movies

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cheshire-teeth · 1 month

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#meme #dailymemes #funny memes #dailymeme #mental health #truth #techonology #funny pics #haha #daily meme #memes #comdey

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relaxwithaaron · 3 months

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Lol, scaring her pup

#cute and funny #hilarious #phone apps #funny image #comdey #so funny #laugh

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trtlebuns · 10 months

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Extra Mayo!!

You and soap get into an argument but it’s his turn to cook

inspired by this video: 💋

Tags: Cursing, Sfw, Arguments, 🧼

Johnny (Soap) MacTavish

“Like I said, you should’ve ran around the building instead of jumping your monkey ass through the window and getting shot at” you angrily said while pressing your finger into Johnny’s chest

“I dodged the bullets alright, and I barely even got shot at” Johnny huffed and swatted your hand away and rolled his eyes

“Unbelievable” you dryly chuckled and walked away shaking your head to go sit on the couch

“Seriously?! All this over a video game??” J huffed out

All you did was shake your head and scoffed and look at your fingers nails

“Whatever” he said and walked into the kitchen to get started on dinner

Johnny was getting pans and utensils out yet he doesn’t even realize that he doesn’t even know what you want to eat

“I’m making burgers” Johnny yelled out, hoping you were still there listening

After he didn’t hear you reply, he huffed and went around the counter to go into the living room but was stopped once he realized you were at the entrance

“You heard what I said” j said while sternly looking at you

“Nah, you gone have to repeat that” you said dryly while cocking a brow and folding your arms across your chest

We sassy today I guess

“Burgers” J said

“Burgers” You repeated

Johnny couldn’t even muster up a reply, he was so fed up, and just went back around the counter and started cooking

TIME SKIP

“What d’ya want on your burger” J yelled out

The food was done and now it’s just the plating

“You good?” You said from around the counter

“I’m proper like a Burger King whopper baby and I’m having it my way, now you can have it yours” Johnny said while putting lettuce and tomatoes on the burger

“Without cheese bitch” You said as you continued to watch Johnny assemble your burger

“Exactly” J mumbles under his breath

“I like bacon on my burger” Johnny says while looking at the pan behind him that has bacon in it

“Me too” you stated “extra mayo and onions out this bitch” you said and Johnny fixed your burger to your exact words

And my, was it delicious.

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vikuo-kuma · 3 months

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A Smile just for Them

A/N: he shall smile just for us 😫, Abyss story coming out soon. Then another Rayne 🤭

Warning: mostly comedic but ends with fluff.

Kinda requested by: @mysticalpersonpoetry

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"Do you ever notice that Rayne never smiled?", someone whispered to their friend, as they both watched Rayne Ames, a Divine Visionary, walk past the two. The friend nodded in agreement, they were both in Rayne's classes, yet never seen him smile at least once. "I agree, he seems to never try to build a bond with anyone at all... now that I noticed..", the friend had a pensive expression on their face. They tried to recollect the moments the dual haired male had ever smile. Yet no luck.

"Maybe we should try following him.. he is a mysterious person", the person suggested. The friend agreed, nodding determinedly to find at least something about their mysterious classmate.

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"What kind of disguise are these??", the person whispered very loudly, judging their friend's idea of a disguise. They were both wearing just sunglasses, while still in school uniform. "They were the cheapest thing my other friends could hand over! I ain't made out of money", the friend retorted back in the same manner. They were about to attack each other but then realized that Rayne was about to leave their sight.

"Quick! The library!", the friend frantically whispered, pulling them along into those doors. It was already surprising enough that the dual colored hair male hadn't noticed them. They hid behind a bookshelf, looking in between the gaps of the book. Other students in that aisle looked at them weirdly. But they ignored them, and focused on the dual colored hair classmate, who appeared to be sitting in front of another student with (h/c). "I knew-!", the friend was shushed instantly, as the person had their hands against their mouth.

"Are you trying to get us caught?!", they whispered sternly, it was a bit loud but wasn't loud enough to disturb the (h/c) student and Rayne. "And besides we can't see his facial expressions like this!", the person looked back as they were whispering to their friend. "Oh yeah you're right..", the friend replied back quietly.

Another time then! They looked utterly determined to see a smile from their monotonous classmate.

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You and Rayne were simply enjoying each other's company, as you both were holding a book in hand while having a conversation. You were very immersed in your book, talking about the smallest details and how you find it intriguing to say the least. Never really focusing on the dual color haired male's expression.

But something rested on his lips unconsciously. Something most people wouldn't see him do as much. Something most people would call rare coming from that boy.

A smile.

#anime #mashle magic and muscles #mashle x reader #anime x reader #fantasy #shounen #fanfic #oneshot #x reader #character x reader #rayne ames #rayne x reader #fluff #comdey

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queenie435 · 3 months

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FIRST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE STANDUP COMEDIAN

Loretta Mary Aiken (March 19, 1897 – May 23, 1975), known by her stage name Jackie "Moms" Mabley, was the first successful female standup comedian and had a career that spanned over 50 years. Moms bridged the gap between vaudeville and modern stand up comedy. She was also the first woman comic to be feature at the Apollo theater and Carnegie Hall in 1962.

Moms Mabley was born Loretta Mary Aiken in Brevard, North Carolina, to a large family. She experienced a horrifying, traumatic childhood. Her firefighter father was killed in an explosion when she was 11 and her mother was later hit and killed by a truck on Christmas Day. By the time she was fifteen she had borne two children resulting from sexual assaults: the first by a neighbour when she was twelve, and the second, two years later by a local sheriff. Her stepfather, who had remained her guardian, gave both children up for adoption and then forced Moms to marry a much older man who she despised.

Aiken left home at the age of 14 and pursued a show business career, joining the African-American vaudeville circuit(aka Chitlin' Circuit)as a comedian under the Theatre Owners Booking Association, Fellow performer Jack Mabley became her boyfriend for a short time, and she took on his name, becoming Jackie Mabley, with "Moms" coming from her eventual reputation as a mentoring, mothering spirit.

Moms saw an opportunity to try out her own voice, and discovered that she was a natural at singing, dancing and telling a joke. Especially telling a joke. She realized she had something that many of her contemporaries didn’t - original material. Since her sheltered life had hampered any introduction to current comedy routines, Moms inevitably began to craft authentic pieces based on her own experiences, much of it based on Granny’s pearls of wisdom.

Moms talked to her audience as if they were her children. She delivered superbly solemn routines, original in their time yet amazingly, never bettered. As soon as Moms delivered her opening line “I 'gots' something to tell you...” she immediately captured the attention of everyone in the room - and those rooms were full for over fifty years.

By the early 1920s she had begun to work with the duo Butterbeans & Susie, and eventually became an attraction at the Cotton Club. Mabley entered the world of film and stage as well, working with writer Zora Neale Hurston on the 1931 Broadway show "Fast and Furious: A Colored Revue in 37 Scenes" and taking on a featured role in Paul Robeson's "Emperor Jones" (1933).

Starting in the late 1930s, Mabley became the first woman comedian to be featured at the Apollo, going on to appear on the theater's stage more times than any other performer. She returned to the big screen as well with "The Big Timers" (1945), "Boarding House Blues" (1948), and the musical revue "Killer Diller" (1948), which featured Nat King Cole and Butterfly McQueen.

By the late 1950s Moms Mabley was one of the highest-paid comics in the US, making $10,000 a week. Mabley's standup routines were riotous affairs augmented by the aesthetic she presented as being an older, housedress-clad figure who provided sly commentary on racial bigotry to African-American audiences. Her jokes also pointed towards a lusty zest for younger men.

Mabley began a recording career with her Chess Records debut album "The Funniest Woman Alive," which became gold-certified. Subsequent albums like "Moms Mabley at the Playboy Club," "Moms Mabley at the UN" and "Young Men, Si - Old Men, No" continued to broaden Mabley's reach (she ultimately recorded many albums). She landed spots on some of the top variety shows of the day, including "The Ed Sullivan Show," and graced the stage of Carnegie Hall.

Mabley continued performing in the 1970s. In 1971, she appeared on The Pearl Bailey Show. Later that year, she opened for Ike & Tina Turner at the Greek Theatre and sang a tribute to Louis Armstrong as part of her set.

Mobley had a starring role in the 1974 picture "Amazing Grace," which she was able to complete despite having a heart attack during filming.

Over the course of her life, Mabley had six children: Bonnie, Christine, Charles, and Yvonne Ailey, and two placed for adoption when she was a teenager. She died from heart failure on May 23, 1975, in White Plains, New York.

Actress Clarice Taylor, who portrayed Bill Cosby's mother on "The Cosby Show" and was a major fan of Mabley's work, staged the 1987 play "Moms at the Astor Place Theater, in which she portrayed the trailblazing icon.

Fellow comedian Whoopi Goldberg made her directorial debut with the documentary "Moms Mabley: I Got Somethin' to Tell You, which was presented at the Tribeca Film Festival and aired on HBO in 2013.

#black history month #black history #comdey #comedian #Loretta Mary Aiken #carnegie hall #vaudeville #Jackie Moms Mabley

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rajakumardas · 2 months

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Finally I'm free 😃