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Oh boy... why do they actually fight this out in public, I really don't understand it. Did no one tell them to stay away from social media and let the lawyers handle the matter (especially because there seem to be accusations of abuse and money issues)? Anyway, I think I'll go watch a movie and take care of my plants for the time being. This is just too messy tbh
#they might both be shitty people#or maybe none of them is#who knows#but one thing is for sure#neither build nor poi know how to use social media properly or how to protect their privacy#see kids#this is the reason why i say anonymous on the internet#i have official social media accounts but i sure as hell won't use them to post any political opinion or relationship stuff#or really anything that could potentially bite me in the ass later on#you'd think a person of public interest would be extra careful about what they post#but nope... if anything this is just really unprofessional#midnight thoughts
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
#the truman show#sbs rambles#I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them#social workers assigned to them maybe#I dunno#they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit#but here we are#tho#I guess none of us signed up for it#and our data is harvested more than ever#god#high-tech capitalism sucks turns out#OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes#let me specify:#I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this#like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold#and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie#I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem#it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did#youtube did and social media#it's us that's the problem#or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation#that's the origin of most modern problems
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Down the parsed dialogue rabbit hole again, this time looking at Ethel's Vicious Mockery lines for all the characters, and goddamn, they are brutal.
ASTARION
You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone.
Deep down, you like being leashed, don't you?
Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?
GALE
I can smell what's under those bandages, wizard. You're all rot and ruin.
Come to greet death early? You'll be a lovely spectacle.
Who would be jealous of you, apprentice?
KARLACH
Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet.
Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own, aren't you?
When I'm done, even the Hells won't want you.
LAE'ZEL
Your people will never take you back - illithid scum.
Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, gith?
A toad with a tadpole! How fitting.
MINSC
How quaint! The hamster has a pet.
Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger.
Go rub your rat, soft-skull.
SHADOWHEART
You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic.
Why would Shar love you when no one else does?
You're no complex puzzle. Just a sad little girl.
WYLL
Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?
Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.
Fraud of the Frontiers!
DRAGONBORN
Aww, where's your clan? Bet they'd exile you for that brainworm in a blink.
Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales.
You foul-breathed little lizard!
DWARF
No flabby dwarf's a threat to me.
More beard than brains, the lot of you.
Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two, gold-eater!
DWARF (DUERGAR)
Bow your head, slave. You remember how, don't you?
Grey and useless as a stone comb.
I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds, dwarf.
Need a new master, illithid lover?
ELF
Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts.
I'll show you what a true fey does, dearie.
Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!
ELF (DROW - FEMALE)
Filthy underscum!
Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots.
Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me?
ELF (DROW - MALE)
Bare your throat, spider-bait.
Kneel, boy. Just like the matriarchs taught you to.
Bow to your betters, boy.
GNOME
Disgusting burrow rat.
Bet your clan's happy you're gone!
Try laughing after I rip your throat out, gnome.
HALF-ELF
I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.
How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel.
Half-elf. Half-human. All useless.
HALF-ELF (DROW)
Even the Underdark doesn't want you, half-breed.
A half-drow? How grotesque.
Surprised you show yourself in public, abomination.
HALF-ORC
Come now, tusks-for-brains! Doesn't this make you angry?
All that bloodlust. A little tap, and I bet you won't know friend from foe!
Lumbering half-orc. Twice as ugly as your parents combined!
HALFLING
Come closer, little softie. You'll be tender.
A tiny, sweet morsel. Just for me.
HUMAN
Another human rat infesting Faerûn.
A human! So desperate to be special.
Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.
TIEFLING
I'll burn you alive and everyone will celebrate.
You're everyone's punching bag and no one's favourite.
I see the Hells spit out another tragic little tiefling.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 dialogue#astarion#gale#wyll#karlach#lae'zel#shadowheart#minsc#(none for jaheira or halsin again; maybe they're just too old for this shit and ethel can't get through to them XD )#bg3 ethel
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this is basically what happened, right?
(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them#can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks!#fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out)#also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side.#he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble#once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head.#anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours#but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious#specifically because you know silver would NEVER.#100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him.#lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c#silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father.#lilia:#lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids#you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would#he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along.#(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him)#i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations#but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there#sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there.#and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too#but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#honkai star rail memes#hsr memes#honkai star rail meme#hsr meme#boothill#robin#hsr robin#sunday#hsr sunday#aventurine#dr ratio#ratiorine#aventio#acheron#black swan#acherswan#dan heng#march 7th#stelle#hsr trailblazer#what's the ship name for march and stelle. uh#i have no clue. it'd be their names smashed together right. starch??? 😭#whatever it is feel free to tag it if u want! and maybe i'll learn smthn bc surely there's another name for them#omfg i just googled it and apparently it IS starch you learn smthn new every day#anyways. here's hoping none of these have been done before!#i managed to make one (1) image that didn't include Aven or Ratio wow //edit: there's 3 i was just so tired i couldn't count lmao#anyways it's past my bedtime i spent too long making this and i still gotta do my HSR dailies rq so goodbye and goodnite to u all
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Grian had taken her aside quietly. He'd awkwardly talked around the idea of her remembering now; apparently, he didn't know if her victory counted. She'd rubbed the back of her head and hadn't quite realized what he was talking about and said something about the games and, ah. Apparently she does remember now. Apparently the victory counts. Apparently this means he needs to say sorry.
Cleo considers not accepting the apology. Grian would get the wrong idea then. If she said: you don't need to apologize for shit, or maybe, there's nothing to apologize for, he'd take that as: you are exactly as bad as you're convinced you are. Honestly, Cleo's not sure whether that means Grian would decide he'd done nothing wrong or everything, but that's besides the point.
She'd never not remembered, is the point.
Frankly, Cleo hadn't realized people were meant to be not remembering. She's honestly a bit embarrassed not to have figured it out. Surely that can't be right. Cleo has held every single slight and every single ally and every single person she has ever connected to right in her ribcage, next to where her carved-out, unbeating, torn-up heart lies, the entire time these games have gone on. Each game, a new fact carved into the bone that makes them up.
Names ribbon around her memories. Bdubs and the Crastle and Scott and soulmates and Pearl and friend-turned-foe and Etho and survivor and Bigb and traitor and Scar and son and everything else. She wouldn't be the same at all if she didn't remember. Everything she is, it's built on top of everyone that was.
Maybe it's a zombie thing. The undead are said to be memories that can't fade as much as anything else, after all.
But she can't really explain this to Grian, of course. If nothing else, that would require explaining the place he's taken next to her heart, too, and frankly, that's way too mushy for the both of them. What ends up coming out her mouth is: "Oh. Does that really change anything?"
Grian stares at her a moment.
"You know, I guess not?" he says.
"Right then," Cleo says. "Cool. Good to know my victory means nothing then."
Grian squawks. "You can't just say it like that! That's depressing!"
Good enough.
She buries 'not-supposed-to-remember' 'not-sure-if-it-counts' 'laughing-as-scott-dies' and 'I-have-always remembered' in the same place in her ribcage, so she won't forget it, and then she does the thing that sets her apart from the common zombie:
She moves on.
#trafficfic#trafficblr#real life smp#(and all the rest)#zombiecleo#a bee fic#so okay the thing is my cleo character meta/understanding DOES NOT WORK with 'only victors remember'#because traffic!cleo is a character that ONLY works through the steady build across series#maybe more than anyone else cleo holds onto things across each series and ESPECIALLY relationships#and none of them can really be taken without the full context#so this is just me having fun with that i guess#ENJOY.
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BWWUWHUH SILLY FUN COMMISSIONS!
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#commission#kankri vantas#karkat vantas#damara megido#eridan ampora#cronus ampora#THEY'RE ALL KIND OF REALLY CUTE AND I LOVE THEM...#Also THANK YOU a bunch bunch to the people who requested these!!#Maybe I should post traditional stuff more often#Also none of this is ship art! Please don't tag as such
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sam winchester, laptoppin it up :)
I feel like it's either extremely obvious that I've watched all 15 seasons of spn (11 of them as they were airing on tv) or somehow Not Obvious, despite the fact that I semi regularly reference it in one way or another.
god. anyway. sam. I will never recover from the poetic tragedy of sam. praying while being marked down as lucifer's vessel. the constant focus on wanting to be clean, the way free will versus pre-determination is in a constant state of narrative friction just by his character existing. the scope of horror in being damned and doomed before you were even born, by your own mother. wow. character of all time.
bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app
#spn#sam winchester#i wrote a 10k sam/death s9/10 fic one time. that's the kind of spn brain rot i have#back in highschool i had s1 on DVD and used to lend it out to people lmao#anyway i did a bunch of spn sketches back in september and posted none of them but the idea was to do one a day#which is simply not how my brain is wired. but there was. maybe 13 or 14 that i did finish. this is one of them!
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they are literally brothers that's his little brother man!!!!!! you don't get it!!!!!!
#long post#ok is this proof that connor likes kendall the most? no i guess#obviously this is being selective but i'm telling you watch all of those scenes and you will know what i mean#obviously he loves shiv and rome as well but the fact that kendall not only got the least votes but SO MUCH LESS than the other two#like no.. you guys don't get it he loves him :( that's his little bro!#also these are not all of them i could only fit 30 images. more in the reblog#obviously he loves shiv and rome but also shiv is like very very mean to him 99% of the time lmao. and roman's nicer than shiv#maybe but still not very nice. he still loves their ungrateful asses! but you can def see him being warmest towards kendall#in the way they just interact with each other idk. always hugging always patting him ... that's his little bro!#mostly i'm just mad over ppl so unanimously deciding it's not kendall . none of you get it >:(#connor roy#kendall roy#roy siblings
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Honestly there's no one I'd rather be on a forced saving-the-world road trip with than the origins gang. Sorry kotor companions sorry bg3 companions but no one does it like the origins gang. They are a family they are insane they are not to be fucked with they never would have been friends if they were given a choice in the matter. The perfect road trip squad.
They consist of the best dog in thedas, the worlds most royal himbo, a demi-god shapeshifting witch, a bisexual assassin nun, a bisexual assassin orphan, a powerful spell-slinging grandma living on borrowed time (who is bffs with a spirit), a giant spy man who doesn't know how to function by himself, the worlds grossest dwarf, and a giant statue that has a life goal to kill all birds.
#dragon age#dragon age origins#barkspawn#alistair theirin#morrigan#leliana#zevran arainai#wynne dragon age#sten#oghren#shale#i just want to travel with them ok#i realize none of what I said about their dynamic is something kotor/bg3 companions lack#there's just something about the origins group that makes them especially compelling to me#maybe it's the setting idk#the fact everything around them is dreary and grey#they're like all just trying to hard to simply eek by#and if none of them ever met each other they'd all still be nobodies#and they hate each other and they need each other and they love each other
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I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:
"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"
"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"
"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."
#There is standardized Yiddish transliteration and I fart in it's general direction#Anyway Jewish ritual plain box simple shift closed casket no embalming#Spend money on bagels for after#There are a lot of prescribed behaviors for how to behave at the Shiva (mourning house calls)#My family observes none of them. We treat it like a family reunion#If you want all my petty family funeral drama though maybe a different post?#But seriously Christian funerals are such a huge scam. Taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable.#If you have an iron stomach go read about what happens to a corpse when it decays in a vacuum sealed coffin#Death#Death rituals#Judaism#jewish#Jumblr#Jew stuff#post o' mine#Clearing out the drafts#Offensive Yiddish accent clichés are for Jews only.#For this we came to America? To get made fun of on the feygele website by our great grandchildren?
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for the LAST TIME, what does "having a crush" even mean
#im so confused#i think i might have a crush#but maybe i just want to be their friend??#but they make me feel giddy in a way none of my friends do#BUT i wouldn't really mind if they never saw me in a romantic light as long as I get to be close with them#BUT I DO LIKE THE IDEA OF DOING “DATE' STUFF WITH THEM#but i couldn't care less if that doesn't happen#i don't even really want to do anything to make that happen#but if they asked me out I'd say yes immediately#this is something i wouldn't do for my other friend so does this mean this is a crush???#help#aroace#aromantic#arospec#qpr#mmm crunchy#lgbtqia
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Dp x dc idea 24
Jason can feel himself being drawn somewhere in the Midwest. He’s busy with his own bs to deal with it. It’s only when he hops on a motorcycle and starts riding that way he admits it may be a concern.
One things for sure he’s not telling Bruce.
Cass, Tim and Damian show up asking him if he feels it to. They all agree it’s turned more into a pull now.
The four say f it and go off to investigate. Jason has his guns, Damian his sword, Tim his paranoia and Cass is just Cass.
Meanwhile Danny in amity park is freaking out that apparently he was the new ghost king. So many ghost had popped through to meet him. They just wouldn’t stop coming. Claiming he was calling them to greet their new king.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#ghost king danny#Danny does not realize his presence is just calling out the ghost#like if he wants them to stop showing up he can just proclaim he is done with visitation#until he does he is a beacon#drawing in ghost or ecto entities#Jason would just like to continue his life#none of them tell Bruce#they just disappear into the night#why would he need to know#Bruce is panicking as four of his kids just vanished#all turned off their comms#the four bats were not expected the mess that was amity#i don’t like the fenton parents so like maybe they do something extra bad#and cass is just like new brother#she takes one look at him and goes yup he is one of us#plus i feel they’d be over protective of the baby ghost king#cause Danny is baby
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Prompt 44
You know who has been slept upon for DCxDP crossovers? Battinson, Batman 2022 Bruce. The B o i.
Imagine, you are an anxious mess of a man, you are barely an adult, very stressed, very autistic, just wants to curl up with some MCR and hang out with your bat friends after you’ve finally managed to get over your phobia of bats. We all keep yelling to give Battinson a Robin, but can you imagine, being this man, and some sort of portal opens in the cave, in your super secret base. Your anxiety is through the roof, you’re going to either have a meltdown or grab a weapon or both.
And then a child is yeeted through. And like, you’re not going to just let them fall onto the cave floor?? And by the time you look up the portal or whatever it is has closed and leaves you with a whole ass child blinking up at you with equal befuddlement and a green sticky note on their forehead.
#Battinson looking up what to do to bond with a child: Oh go out and do stuff um hnnn#Battinson looking up stuff in Gotham that's safe for children: hnnnnnn circus???????#Battinson returning home with yet another child:#battinson#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#who is the child? up to yall#danny phantom crossover#maybe it's a de-aged dan#maybe it's danny#maybe it's ellie#maybe it's de-aged vlad#maybe it's none of them#batman au
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let's go home
#the owl house#hunter toh#toh#toh season 2 finale#golden guards toh#my art#my comic#love characters who arent their first self. when theyre just the newest cadaver to an ever growing pile.#about how maybe youre not really a person. how theres nothing you can do. how none of it matter yet all of it does#surrounded by all those that came before ect ect amazing tropes want to see more of them#finally got to draw this. i had the idea way back when watching the finale. couldnt stop thinking about how /he's/ the one to open the door#and all that it means
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AU where after Glamrock Bonnie’s decommission/after he goes missing, Glamrock Freddy and the rest of the remaining animatronics end up being reprogrammed—or, basically, having their memories messed with.
The only change to the rest of the animatronics is that they don’t remember anything about Glamrock Bonnie. They’d know about Bonnie Bowl and small things like that—but have no idea that they all had a Bonnie.
As for Glamrock Bonnie himself, they end up having something wrong with the memories, too. Although it’s not because he was reprogrammed or anything—it’s because of the damage/the state they are in.
And with them, whether it’s a “Cassie finds them during Ruin and helps, then leaves with him” type of situation, or something different (like Gregory staying and finding him), Glam. Bon would eventually see Glam. Fred again.
Though, there’s that problem: Reprogramming for Glam Fred to literally not know who the bunny is, and Glam Bon having all of that damage.
But, despite that, both of them feel like there’s something—even just the tiniest bit—familiar about the other.
Long story short: Glam. Bon goes, the others are reprogrammed and forget them—Glam Bon’s damage causes him to forget. The two reunite, but have no idea who the other is.
#Not a quote#Glamrock Freddy#Glamrock Bonnie#I have a bunch of other smaller ideas to go along with this in all honestly#A version where: Glam Fred forgets but Glam Bon doesn’t (damaged but the memories remain)#As in: Either Glam Bon’s memories remain from the start or he simply regains them far sooner#So when he reunites with Glamrock Freddy... the bear doesn’t remember him but is still pretty polite to the bunny he’s supposedly meeting#-For the first time#And Glam. Bon has to deal with what’s going on now#I guess its just difficult to reprogram Glam. Fred again? Or maybe none of them know how to exactly deal with the memories#But I give you this: Both still not remembering (The reprogramming and damage being the cause ofc)#But the bear and bunny simply continuing to hang out after meeting each other#And just falling in love all over again#I’m sorry if none of this is the best or doesn’t make the best sense—it’s pretty late#Though I just needed to get these ideas out#At least one of the MANY#Glamrock Fronnie#Security Breach#Save tag
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