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#op this is so funny
dishsaop · 6 months
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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thunderon · 2 months
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
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so i immediately inquired
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and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
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anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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artkaninchenbau · 3 months
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
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Bonus:
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in-school-suspension was honestly so extremely funny because i had undiagnosed Problems Disorder and unironically i LOVED being sent to ISS.
average day of ISS (sent there for 3 days because i was late to a class three times within a 9-week period):
arrive at school and say a silly dramatic farewell to my besties
stop at each of my classrooms to receive makeup work from my teachers which always ends up being some bullshit worksheet or textbook busywork
arrive at ISS portable and go through the daily rigamarole intro of "you are Bad and you should Feel Bad. welcome to Bad Class, a confirmation that you will never make anything of your life, you horrid creature. you are not allowed to speak, eat, or feel joy. no doodling or reading, if you don't have makeup work or homework i will assign busywork to you. fuck you. *spits*"
spend the next 4 hours doing my busywork. it is QUIET. i can CONCENTRATE. the work gets DONE EARLY.
the work only took 2 hours maximum, i spend the other 2 hours writing fanfiction manually in a composition book pretending that I'm doing textbook work. i am having the time of my life.
our lunch time is the 10 minutes between the two lunch periods. there is no line, because there's only ever 5-15 ISS students. i get to EAT instead of STANDING IN A LINE for half an hour and only having 4 minutes to scarf down my garbage.
at the end of lunch, we are led in a big duck line through the school and we each get to stop off at our usual classes and pick up work to do. i already did this in the morning, so i use my time to say hi to my friends and figure out what the homework will be tonight.
for the last 2 hours of the day i do my homework. IT GETS DONE. this is the ONLY time during high school where homework gets done. zero exaggeration. i never did homework unless i was actively in a classroom with no choice but to do homework.
we get the usual outro of "this has been your day in Bad Class, because you're a Bad Child. some of you will be here tomorrow, some of you will not, but i'll see you again in a couple of weeks, because you are Bad and will always be Bad."
the school day is over, i did not encounter any of my bullies, i did not have to 'participate in class'. i got all of my work done and then some. i got to work on my fanfics. i hang out with my friends after school and talk to others on myspace/facebook.
it is the best three days i have in recent memory.
i will be there again, probably on purpose.
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cactle · 9 days
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POV: You’re watching the marineford live stream
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soranker · 7 months
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some guy i saw at the funky bar...........
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technicalgator · 2 months
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Doing your research before stating information as fact can make a world of a difference.
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spaceistheplaceart · 4 months
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anyone remember how branch can seamlessly adapt to different genres and also how he likes a ton of them. anyway.
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hello trolls fandom
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mrpsychokiller · 2 years
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he.....is.....MY.... MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!! *my telekinesis throws all the furniture into the walls*
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diamondsheep · 8 months
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East Blue Crew ✨ !!!
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k4pp4-8 · 9 months
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The spectrum of pirates under cover
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talesfromthecrypts · 5 months
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Vampires killing only "the right people" is so funny cause yes let's leave it to the insane bisexual imp man who thinks murder is hilarious to decide who the evil doers are. Really excited to see how that one goes
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castielsprostate · 7 months
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REBLOG TO EXPLODE A TERF!!
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lewishamiltonstuff · 2 months
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Hehe 🤭
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ghostgirlgun · 2 years
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thiscatisonfire · 2 years
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(EDIT) op made the pin and is selling them on their Etsy StrawberryPrism! Also they’re @soulpunkisgayculture here too!!)
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