Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

hey guys we’re almost to 0 followers thank you so much everyone

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

The fly that's been bumping full speed into your window all day has finally gotten lucky, phased though the glass this time

It's 2050 and your cousin sends you a meme he saw on his neuralfeed via your neuralchip while you're on the highway going 200mph (new speed limit) and he didn't crop it so without warning your vision is completely overtaken by a mindshot of a youtube video of 2 cyberchimps pummeling each other to death, you try to close the mindshot but you get a 15 second unskippable US Army recruitment ad, you shout "elonbot, take over!" to avoid crashing but you weren't able to afford the weekly fee to keep the autopilot functioning and you crash into a school bus

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

stupid kid burnout

Haven't seen you in my notes lately.. are you mad at me?