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#dont ask#i have no explanation to give#one punch man fake twitter#one punch man twitter#opm fake twitter#opm twitter#fake tweets#fake twitter#one punch man#opm#saitama#genos#genosai#saigenos#fubuki#opm fubuki#one punch man fubuki
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How would you guys feel if I started a semi plot-driven GenoSai series shown through fake tweets?
#im really tempted rn#plus i headcanon Genos not knowing wtf twitter is and I wanna make that known#there could be some fillers in there too#as a treat#eggtoaster#genosai#saigenos#opm#genos#saitama#fake tweets#fake twitter#opm twitter#one punch man#one punch man twitter#likely gonna include other characters in the series too
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youre doomscrolling through twitter to try and distract yourself from your empty stomach and empty wallet when you come across some inspiration porn about a delivery driver who collapsed on a customers front porch. the homeowner turned out to be an emt and after seeing her fall with the help of his doorbell-mounted security camera he was able to perform the necessary first aid and rush her to the hospital, and even started a fund to pay for her medical bills after the footage went viral. in the end she not only raised enough money to pay her bills but enough to quit her delivery job for good.
broke and desperate, a dangerous idea begins to take root in your brain. you are not currently a delivery driver, but youve dabbled, and you do have some experience taking bad falls, as well as punches, kicks, and the occasional elbow to the sternum. you have tried worse things for less money.
you order a pizza and cram yourself into a passable looking red polo tee and khakis. googling "rich doctors near me" doesnt exactly yield the results you were looking for, but it gives you enough of a jumping off point, and in only a few clicks you have an address. the multiple conspicuous security cameras mounted around the property look promising. never mind that the couple that lives here (two doctors! how lucky can you get.) didnt actually order the pizza; you can cross that bridge when you come to it. you approach the front steps, making sure to be well in view of at least one of the cameras at all times, stagger, and then take a dive, smashing face-first into one of those decorative fake rocks uppermiddleclassers love for some reason. you try to embody an air of pitiability as you go down.
you lie there a moment, face down in a strangers rock garden, tasting your own blood as it drips lazily from your nose. after some thirty seconds have passed it occurs to you that you maybe should have done something to check that the couple are actually home first. still you dont get up just yet, and a moment later you are rewarded.
you hear multiple sets of footsteps shuffle onto the porch, stopping short as their owners catch sight of your limp body. you plan to feign unconsciousness at least until they turn you over, so they can see your face, see the very real blood and bruising. you wouldnt want them to think you were faking or anything. after what feels like far too long a pause, a soft, feminine voice says,
"theyre still breathing."
"lucky," says the man, his voice something breathless and thick with gravel.
"i'll take the legs, you take the arms."
and then you are being lifted, carried with no small effort up the steps and into the house. they must be bringing you somewhere more comfortable to treat your injuries. you crack open one eye but all you manage to see from your unfortunate position is a few glimpses of the immaculately clean hardwood, the carpet, the marble tile. your prone body swings like a hammock between them, and soon all their jostling and this blurry upside-down view combined with the iron taste lingering on your tongue starts to make you feel vaguely sick until you have to shut your eyes again.
at last you are deposited on a cold, hard surface, the chill of it seeping through your bloody polo and up your spine. youre no longer lying limp and motionless because youre still hoping to pull off this grift; any half-baked hopes have been chased out by a creeping sense of dread, and you know somewhere in your gut that the moment you open your eyes you will have to face that dread and name it.
a mechanical murmur followed by a harsh clank and the sensation of icy metal closing around your wrists and ankles wrenches the privilege of hesitation from you. you gasp and your eyes fly open. the starburst of harsh white light that greets them reminds you distantly of a childhood trip to the dentist.
"good morning, sunshine," that syrupy voice from earlier chirps at you. squinting through the brightness, you make out two figures of similar stature dressed in vomit green medical scrubs that appear to have been hastily pulled over their ordinary clothes. the man is washing his hands in a small sink somewhere off past your feet. the woman is securing a paper mask, though even with her mouth covered, you can still see the smile pushing up her high sculpted cheekbones to the point where she seems barely able to keep her eyes open.
her skin is like a smooth putty, not a wrinkle or pore or freckle in sight, as if there were a layer of pink latex pulled taut over her real face.
"you came just in time," the man, her husband, calls over his shoulder as he shakes his hands dry and reaches for a box of gloves. "we didnt know where we were going to find another subject, and then, out of nowhere, there you were." he turns and steps into the light, and the face that stares down at you is a lidless mass of pulsing purple-red veins, hairless, damp with sweat already (you hope its sweat). a narrow arrow nose with nostrils too thin to take in breath sits above a rosy sphincter of a mouth, before that too is covered by a mask.
if you manage to scream, you cant hear it over the relentless whine of whatever machine sits just outside of your periphery, just out of reach no matter how you twist and strain at the manacles holding you in place, and the ringing in your own ears.
"youre just what the doctor ordered."
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Meddle About Pt.2 (Last)
Pairings: Haechan x Reader / Jeno x Reader (Briefly Mentioned)
Genre: Smut
Summary: Mark doesn’t think you or Haechan would have a problem with killing each other, not even bat an eye at it in fact.
Word count: 11.2k ish
A/N: I love y´all sorry this took so long. ALSO! FOLLOW ME ON MY NEW TWITTER @wooyodefender we can chat there
Part 1
“I don´t get it, you guys already fucked so why isn´t the bet ove-”
“We didn´t fuck,” You and Haechan corrected a confused Jisung at the same time, except the two of you had very different tones when delivering the message.
“Are you just letting anyone watch now because I´m intere-”
“I´m begging you to not finish that sentence,” Jeno interrupted Jaemin, rubbing his face harshly out of stress. You gently touched Jeno´s hands so he would stop stretching his skin, looking out for any future wrinkles on that pretty face.
The chaotic scene definitely didn´t match your current environment - which consisted of a breakfast place, one of those where the cooks look like they haven´t showered in weeks, piles of waffles, bacon and the shittiest coffee you have ever tasted filling the tables. The restaurant was full of families with loud annoying kids running around - Maybe Donghyuck could go play with them. It was hell, but hey, that was hangover brunch.
Maybe it was the universe´s way of punishing you for allowing whatever happened with Donghyuck to... well, happen.
“I´m just glad the two of you are finally getting along,” Mark tried changing the subject, smiling at his best friends who for the first time looked like they weren´t going to punch each other at any given moment.
“We are absolutely not,” But you were more than happy to burst his bubble. “In fact, I have never been more disgusted by Donghyuck before.”
“That´s not what you sa-”
You interrupted Haechan with a fake smile, using your best customer service voice to not upset Mark so early in the morning as you stabbed your pancakes, “You can shut the fuck up now, thank you.”
“So, he slept over and no sex?” Chenle teasingly pushed his friend as he laughed in his face. “You really have no game - ”
“Speaking of which: Mark, please control your bitch, she made me sleep on the couch without a pillow or a blanket.”
“I should have kicked you out to sleep on the street, you fucking -”
“Ok, enough! It´s only Monday and I´m still too hungover to deal with you two,” Mark rolled his eyes, rubbing circles into his temples.
“So, when are you fucking?” Jisung asked, returning to the original topic where his single neuron was still parked at.
You groaned and buried your face in Jeno´s shoulder, the man gently patting your head to calm you down, “Can we all please stop reminding me of that?”
“Probably this Saturday or the next,” Haechan ignored you.
“Do we have it freaking scheduled? Ew.”
“Why? Did you want me sooner?” The man teased you, an annoying fake pout on his face. “Awn, someone´s eager.”
Jeno had to physically hold you back from smacking Haechan down after his comment, “I would rather bungee jump without the -”
“What a cliché, Y/N. You can do better than that-”
“Let´s not speak on the subject until then,” Mark cut you off, his tone was strict and final.
★
Somehow, as if it was even possible, Haechan managed to become even more insufferable after the recent events. Firstly, because now that he knew you were slightly attracted to him – and also knew you were not happy about it - the man had massive leverage on your fights. Secondly, as previously stated, the thought of finding Haechan even remotely alluring had you wanting to take a nap on the highway during rush hour every time you caught yourself even considering his appearance, causing your stress levels to be significantly higher ever since. Lastly, if there is one thing Haechan has always been, is cocky, and now... Oh, now he was just unstoppable, and you hated yourself for thinking it was kind of hot.
Kind of.
But as equally annoying.
Now, you caught yourself staring at the man, lost in thought, more often than you´d like to admit, and he managed to catch you every-single-fucking-time, sending you an annoying wink like he was hot shit.
Which maybe he was.
You didn´t understand how he could accept being into you so easily when you wanted to throw up at the thought that maybe you were excited that he was going to fuck you some time soon. Before everything that went down, the two of you would just simply offend each other to your hearts 'desires, but now there was a sudden shift in your dynamic as he started hitting on you nonstop, which somehow managed to annoy you more than when he would call you the most degrading offensive things he could think of - which he could probably be arrested for if anyone from outside your group heard a minute of your conversations.
“You do know you´re going to die alone and miserable, right?” You asked him Thursday night, after only an hour and a half around him, figuring that was your time-around-Haechan limit.
“I don´t think I will,” He smiled at you, a condescending tone to his voice as he leaned back against his seat.
“Oh, I can assure you. No one can put up with you for long enough.”
“Everyone puts up with me just fine. Have you ever considered maybe you´re the problem?”
“As if- ”
“It´s ok baby, I´ll fix your attitude when I fu-”
“Can you two shut the fuck up and just never talk again?” Mark looked stressed as he reminded you and Haechan that you were not alone at the restaurant table. “I swear to God I´m going to start leaving one of you out from each group hang out.”
“It would be the best thing you have ever done,” You assured Mark.
“C´mon, I´d miss you,” Haechan sent you a flying kiss. “You´re nice to look at.”
“I will stab you in the eyes to assure you never look at me aga-”
“If any of you say another world I´ll drag you outside by the ear.”
You did shut up after that because you honestly felt kind of bad for Mark, he genuinely loved the two of you and you´ve been making his life hell by not getting along. At the same time, it´s not like you haven´t tried! When you first met Haechan, after only 5 minutes with him, you were already sure you disliked the man; but you made an effort for Mark, you spent weeks trying to make yourself grow any positive feelings towards Haechan, or just anything that didn´t involve strong wishes of strangling him, but the man never returned any of your efforts, always wanting to hog Mark all to himself and bad mouth you to the man, so you gave up -
Wait.
Donghyuck had really nice fucking hands.
Which you unfortunately noticed as he places more meat on the grill occupying the center of the table between your friends after Mark made the two of you change seats so you´d sit far away from each other. His fingers were just somehow very delicate and clean but manly at the same time, he had big hands and veins appearing through his skin, his long fingers adorned by rings – Did he always wear rings? Because they were surely doing something to you.
And with that thought process, you were suddenly reminded those fingers had been inside of you and you had to cross your legs to contain the very sudden and very fast pulsing that started between them. You let your forehead meet the table in a very loud thud as you groaned in frustration. Every day that passed made you despite Haechan a little bit more.
When the weekend did come, your group´s chaotic schedule didn´t allow you a time window to complete the second part of the bet, although you did meet. It was a common friend´s birthday, a small get-together at his place to celebrate another year and even though there were suggestions that you could finish the bet that night, you were absolutely not about to get fucked on Doyoung´s bed. Also, Haechan had some things to do and had texted the group chat he would be late to the party – Chenle had informed you Haechan had a date and you prayed to all gods out there that he would bring the girl along so he would leave you alone for once.
When he did show up though, he was in fact, unaccompanied. But the main point was that Lee Donghyuck, had dyed his hair a light shade of brown that had you wanting to swallow down your own fist. Ok, maybe you could fuck on Doyoung´s bed after all.
But Haechan´s leather jacket and rings stayed on during sex.
What?
No!
Fuck, maybe you just needed to get laid, it has been a while. Would Jeno mind taking whatever you had a step further?
“Hello friends,” Haechan greeted his friends before turning to you. “Hello stalker.”
“What? Why stalker?”
“I don´t know, the way you´re looking at me seems pretty obsessive,” He shrugged as he jumped over the couch to take a seat in front of you, who was sitting on the floor.
“You´re delusional.”
“It´s ok,” He assured you, accepting a drink from Doyoung who was walking around welcoming and giving everyone attention like a good host. “I like them crazy.”
“Because that´s the only crowd you can pull.”
“Let´s remember who was begging me just a week ago,” He winked at you before taking a sip from his glass, you along with all the boys around gagging at his comment.
“I thought we were forbidden from talking about the subject,” Jaemin informed.
“I did my best,” Mark sighed. “I give up on these two, just kill each other for all I care.”
Haechan and you managed to prove once again Mark´s repulsive argument that the two of you were basically the same person when you replied by asking at the exact same time, “Who would you rather survived?”
“Right now? I hope none of you.”
“Cold,” You pouted at Mark before turning to the other man. “C´mon, Donghyuck and I are besties, soon he will even give me his computer and his most precious hoodie. If that isn´t friendship I don´t know what is.”
“You really think you´ll win, huh?” At least Haechan looked amused.
“I don´t know, did you get your date there today?”
“What date?”
“Chenle said you were on a date.”
“He told me he had a date,” Chenle corrected.
“You mean I hanged out with a friend so she could dye my hair?”
“Same thing,” Chenle shrugged. “Didn´t you already fuck her before?”
“Yeah, but that doesn´t make it a date. We were at her hair salon – Wait,” Haechan stopped mid-sentence to look at you. “Awn, are you jealous?”
“Donghyuck, I´ll put this the nicest way that I can so Mark doesn't have a nervous breakdown: Why the hell would I be jealous?”
“I don´t know, there´s really no reason for it. If you want me just say so and I´m all yours-”
“Ok, I can´t take this anymore. I know Mark asked us to not talk about it and I was very happy to oblige but I have some matters to discuss,” You interrupted Haechan.
“Yeah, whatever,” Mark rolled his eyes and shrugged. “Go for it, see if I care.”
“Let´s make a rule that when we reach the 4 minutes mark and Donghyuck has already lost, we have to stop everything immediately.”
“We can´t do that,” Jeno carefully informed you, already prepared for the murderous glare you sent his way.
“And why not?”
“Since we couldn´t bet on the same thing you two, we bet on how long Haechan would take,” Jaemin explained.
Oh, right. You remember very clearly betting on 6 hours because it was simply not going to happen. Jaemin, who went for the 12 minutes mark went as far as asking you to have at least some faith on his friend.
You could argue that now that you and Donghyuck had some form of sexual encounter, he already knew your body a bit better and that was kind of cheating, but then you reminded yourself that none of the guys knew what actually happened that night after the club and you´d rather leave it that way, so you simply sighed in defeat. It´s not like Haechan did much besides literally putting is fingers inside of you, so you guessed that didn´t really count either.
“Cheer up, princess. You´re about to have the time of your life,” Haechan smirked at you and you answered him by chugging your drink in misery.
For the rest of the night, you tried avoiding Donghyuck like the plague because if you thought about how his rings would feel around your neck one more time, you would be forced to punch the guy and cause a scene – You liked Doyoung enough to not do that on his birthday. It wasn´t a full-out house party, but there were enough people around to make it possible to stay far away from Haechan, at least for a while, until he decided he didn´t want to let you have a peaceful night after all.
And so you drank.
“Daydreaming about me?” He sat next to you on the couch. Jeno had left you alone for a single second to grab more beer for fuck´s sake.
“You wish.”
“I do, in fact.”
“Can´t you find literally any other girl to torment?”
“But it´s so fun annoying you, though,” He smiled. “You look hot when you´re mad.”
“Take your degradation kink elsewhere, thank you very much.”
“Will do, wanna come with?”
“Are you serious right now?”
“C´mon. We don´t have to fuck, you´ve been staring at my thighs the whole night, you could just ride them-”
“Oh my god, leave me alone.”
“Well, let me tell you something,” He informed before turning his body in your direction so that he could lower his voice, suddenly deep against your ear. “I appreciate your act, it´s cute, really. But there´s no one looking. If we go somewhere, we can come back, and no one would know a thing. You could stop pretending you haven´t been clenching at the thought of my fingers the whole week and I could do all the fun things I´ve been thinking about-”
You could sense his smirk at the way your body violently twitched. It was only once, but it was one time too many.
“Oh. Wanna know what things?” He teased.
You could just stand up and leave. But you didn´t really want to?
So you simply crossed your legs and took a deep breath to try and sort your mind out.
His chuckle hit the sensitive skin on your neck, “I´ll take that as a yes.”
And then his palm found your thigh once again, holding it from the inside like it was his, “I know we can´t actually fuck, but I think there are things that can be even more fun, don´t you? You know what I can´t stop thinking about ever since I´ve seen your pretty little pussy? How much I want to eat you out. You sound so good, I´d love nothing more than have you sitting on my face for hours-”
You took another shaky breath, nails digging deep into your own right thigh, “Donghyuck.”
“Yes?”
“I will go to the kitchen get another drink and you will let me.”
He laughed once again but retrieved his hand from your body, “You know where to find me.”
And unfortunately, you did, because later, after a few more drinks and 1 very frustrating hour of trying to focus on anything else other than your panties sticking to your skin, you found yourself grabbing Donghyuck´s arm to get his attention while he talked to some guys you didn´t know.
“Yes, princess?”
You ignored the pet name and everyone´s eyes on you for your own sake, “Can you please follow me?”
His cocky smile had you immediately regretting your impulsive choices, “Always.”
You groaned but accepted when he grabbed your hand and motioned for you to lead the way, which you did, practically running up the stairs so none of your friends would see you before getting the two of you inside a bathroom and locking the door.
“What do you want?” He amusedly raised his eyebrow at you, his body leaning against the bathroom sink now that you were alone and the music wasn´t so loud.
“Don´t pretend to be dense,” You called him out before pulling him down by his shirt so you could smash your lips together.
He smirked into the kiss before getting into it, wasting no time pressing you against the bathroom door as his tongue entered your mouth to match your desperation. When his hands found your hips to pull you closer, a moan escaped your lips and he groaned, his grip on you tightening enough to bruise your skin.
Your hands in turn found their way around his neck, pulling harshly on his hair so he would get the message and just do something before you regretted bringing him here. You didn´t need foreplay this time, you already had hours of your very creative mind flashing images and trying to drive you crazy, all you needed was someone´s fingers inside of you – And maybe they had to be Haechan´s.
Thankfully, Donghyuck somehow got the message and pulled your thighs up around his waist, so he could carry you over to the sink as you two practically devoured each other, like air wasn´t something necessary for human survival, but his lips sure were. You used your legs wrapped around him to grind his crotch against yours and he groaned at you, “Don´t play dirty.”
“Then do something.”
“What do you want?”
“You know what I want.”
“Do I?” He played dumb, suddenly stepping away from you like that was just perfect timing to be a fucking little tease. “I can go grab you a drink if that´s what you mean-”
“Good luck with that boner out there.”
“Yeah, gonna find someone I can actually fuck.”
“Oh my god, just fucking finger me please,” You groaned in surrender, letting your head hit the mirror behind you in frustration.
The biggest smirk filled his face as he closed the distance between you in satisfaction once again, eyes shining in victory, “That´s what I like to hear. Good girl.”
“Don´t be condescending.”
“C´mon, I know you like it,” He teased before his lips met yours once again.
He bit your bottom lip to be annoying before licking inside your mouth so you would let him do his thing – And since you had already thrown your dignity out the window an hour ago on Doyoung´s very elegant couch, you just let him. The man must have gathered how desperate you were from the way you were kissing him back, because he simply found your panties under your skirt and slid them right off with no ceremony, before his palms were pulling your thighs open and he found his place in between them.
“Hand,” He ordered.
For once, his voice didn´t sound like he was teasing you or playing around. It was just a plain order looming over you and you liked it, being able to forget who you were and who was standing in between your legs, your hand raising in front of him without even knowing what for. You watched in shock as he took two of his rings out and put them on your finger, before moving to the next one.
“Leave them on,” You quietly pleaded, kind of ashamed of yourself for liking the idea and not believing you actually said that out loud. It just escaped.
He smiled at your tone, “I´d love to, but these would really hurt.”
“Oh.”
“It´s ok, I´ll leave the ones on the other hand,” Haechan assured as he finished putting all his rings on you and his mouth met yours once again.
You always kind of expected that for a kiss to be good and effective, it needed to have a build-up, to start slow and make its way up – But Donghyuck had a way of reminding whoever he was kissing of how needy he made them in just a few seconds. His mouth was working so good against yours that it was almost a pity that you had to break the kiss to gasp as you felt two of his fingers gathering slick around your slit and when he felt like his fingers were lubricated enough, he slowly pushed them inside of you, you had to close your eyes and let your head meet the mirror again to process the feelings.
You see? He didn´t even have to do much and you were already so worked up, clenching around his fingers and hands holding harshly onto the sink. You were honestly scared of the power Donghyuck had over you and what he would do if he ever found it out.
When you opened your eyes, Haechan was watching your face attentively before moving his fingers slowly. He looked so fucking good with his new hair and dark eyes that even this rhythm to get you used to being filled got you biting on your bottom lip to keep your whines inside.
He noticed that and smirked, “C´mere,”
And so you complied, lips chasing his until your tongues met once again.
You had a theory that it´s not that Donghyuck was good in bed, you were just really horny. Your thought process made a lot of sense considering he never actually did anything to you besides looking hot while you actually did all the job – But you could throw your whole theory in the trash next to the sink once Haechan sped up his fingers.
You bit his lip to keep yourself grounded at the fact that the man in between your legs actually knew what he was doing and did it really well.
Shockers.
And you meant well enough that if he fucked anything like he fingered you, you were kind of screwed (at least when it came to the bet).
“It´s loud outside, don´t worry,” He smiled once you let go of his lip, noticing you were having a hard time keeping yourself together - and you really tried pretending he didn´t have the perfect rhythm, that his fingers weren´t hitting all the perfect spots, that his kisses down your neck as you caught your breath weren´t doing wonders for you, but it was a really hard task considering he was in fact making you feel all sorts of new things in this short amount of time.
When Haechan felt like you still weren´t letting yourself go, he bit harshly on the side of your neck and you couldn´t force inside the gasp that left your mouth.
“You know I won´t let you cum until I´m satisfied, stop being stubborn.”
“M-maybe you´re just not doing a-ah- good job.”
“Oh, sorry. My bad,” He apologized, but the smirk on his face, once he stood straight, didn´t match his tone nor his words. Suddenly his thumb was on your clit, drawing circles as he pumped his two other fingers inside and you almost came undone at the way he cockily winked at you when a loud moan escaped your lips.
“Oh, fuck-”
“Yeah, that´s more like it.”
“Just shut u-up,” You groaned as your nails found his shoulder, digging into his skin to try and keep yourself grounded as he sped up. You honestly didn´t feel like you would last very long under his ministrations and that just wouldn´t do.
“Want me to stop?”
“God- No!”
“Awn, look who´s finally not being a bitch.”
“Donghyuck, I swear to god-”
“What? What will you do, huh? Cum around my fingers? Threatening. Maybe next time do it on my tongue.”
You really didn´t need the imagery right now.
You closed your eyes and your forehead met his chest as you felt your high approaching, trying to conjure all your willpower to not cum and give Donghyuck the satisfaction of doing it so fast, but it was no use. Haechan had some kind of magic fingers and when his free hand found your neck and you could feel the cool rings pressed against your skin, along with his lips brushing against your open ones that just couldn´t keep quiet, you were done for.
Your whole body trembled as your cursed during the longest and hardest orgasm of your life, breaths mixed together.
Once you regained your sanity, you just had to suck Haechan off in return after that.
It was good manners after all.
★
You would be indeed lying if you said the bathroom incident didn´t occur more than once. Thankfully, you only allowed it to happen 3 times other than that one – 3 was a good number, you could forgive yourself for slipping 3 times. You could even argue that since he had already fingered you once, if he did it once or twenty times, it was the same thing, so it was not like it was going to impact on the bet.
Yeah, you knew it was bullshit but who cares.
The first time it happened, just like at the party, you were drunk. It was during trivia night, Donghyuck´s team was winning, and you were very unhappy about it. It´s not your fault that Mark was stupid and ended up on your team! By the time you got to the final questions, you were practically raging and somehow managed to beat them after getting 4 questions right in a row (once you got Mark distracted with something on your phone). After managing to rub your win in Haechan´s face in every way known to mankind, he got annoyed enough to drag you to the bar´s bathroom and “get you to shut up” as he so kindly put it.
The second time you couldn´t use alcohol as an excuse, although you could say you were high on the adrenaline of playing ranked matches online. It happened when you and Donghyuck were playing Valorant and after you cursed at him for the 30th time about sucking over the call, he finally snapped and told you to come say it to his face – Which you did, because he really did suck. What happened once you were in his house, in his room, was completely unexpected. No one could have guessed he would end up fingering you as you played another ranked match on your account, right?
The third time would have looked strangely like a 90´s parent trap kind of movie if you weren´t genuinely annoyed by the situation. You had invited Mark to watch the new horror movie at the cinema, Mark had agreed. Donghyuck had also invited Mark to watch the new horror movie at the cinema, Mark had agreed. Mark had also thought it was a good idea to not show up and not let either of you know about the other, resulting in a very angry surprise meeting at the movie theater´s door.
“I´ll just sit very far from you,” Haechan had groaned.
“Don´t be ridiculous,” You rolled your eyes, grabbing his arm and practically dragging him to your seats.
“Awn, you´re scared. Aren´t you?” He teased once you were sitting down, finally processing why you weren´t putting the many rows of distance between you two yourself.
“Yeah, very much. Now be quiet.”
“I will have to inform you I am scared too.”
“Oh, that´s just great. Do you even have anything to offer in life at this point?”
It was kind of expected that he would finger you during the movie after that.
★
“And who the fuck is that?” Donghyuck asked dumbfounded after you appeared in front of him, arm laced with another man´s. He earned an elbow on the ribs by Jaemin for his comment.
You rolled your eyes and apologized to your date before turning back to the very rude person in front of you once San reassured everything was ok, “Donghyuck, I know you were raised by animals or something, but here in the city we normally greet people when we see them.”
Haechan´s reaction must have been genuine shock because he was quick to apologize and give his hand out for San to shake as he introduced himself, even if he didn´t look anywhere close to happy.
“Oh, so this is San,” Donghyuck raised his eyebrows in entertainment.
Your date gave you the cutest smile once he heard those words, “You talked about me?”
You were not about to let Haechan ruin this for you and tell San that all you said about the man was that he didn´t fuck you and that was the exact moment that resulted in the stupid bet that will end up with the man in front of you fucking you instead – So you simply smiled at San, “Of course.”
“I didn´t know we could bring dates,” Donghyuck sent you a pointed look.
“You´re supposed to bring dates to these kinds of things, Hyuck. I´m sorry you couldn´t find anyone to put up with you.”
“Did your boytoy bring anyone?” He raised an eyebrow at you.
Both you and San gave him a confused look, not sure who he was talking about. Jaemin rolled his eyes and grabbed his arm to drag him away but he didn´t budge.
“Jeno,” Donghyuck clarified.
Oh, you see what he was doing.
And you were not about to give him the satisfaction.
“Jeno brought Karina,” You informed calmly, not playing his game. “As expected.”
“I see,” Haechan nodded before turning to your date. “Good luck filling the position then.”
You couldn´t even say you were surprised, of course he couldn´t let you have anything.
“Enjoy the party, Donghyuck,” You rolled your eyes before dragging San as far as possible.
“Well, that was something,” Your date tried to break the ice when he saw you breathing out in annoyance.
“I´m so sorry,” You sighed, calling over the waiter with the champagne tray. “Donghyuck´s insufferable.”
“Well, now I have to step up my game to fit the boytoy job description,” He smiled at you, getting two glasses from the tray and handing one to you.
“I´m sorry about that too,” You smiled in gratitude over the rim of the glass.
“It´s ok, it´s a position I´m more than happy to fill. Specially if it will make your friend even more jealous.”
“Oh, don´t worry. It´s not like that, I can assure you. He simply has something against my happiness, which is ok, because I also have something against his.”
“Yeah, I don´t think we´re close enough for me to comment on that so cheers,” He laughed, raising his glass in your direction.
You clinked glasses and laughed too; you loved a self-aware king.
Turns out San was a really great guy and you were happy you had invited him to be your plus one to this fancy party thing. He complimented your dress and makeup every hour, he got you new drinks whenever the ice on the ones you were holding started melting too much, he got along with your friends, he looked absolutely stunning and most importantly, he kept you entertained. He also didn´t back down whenever you were at the table with the whole group and Haechan tried teasing him, politely putting the man back in his place – which really, was more attractive than anything.
“Things going well, huh?” Jeno asked as you two met at the bar. San was in the middle of an excited discussion about music with Jisung, so you offered to get the drinks this time.
“Very, actually.”
“Think things are finally going to escalate tonight or are we thinking boyfriend?” The man teased. See? He could tease you just fine because you knew he actually cared.
“We still haven´t even kissed, so I don´t really think I´m about to get railed,” You laughed, lowering your voice a bit so the bartender and people around wouldn´t hear your vulgar words as you waited for the drinks.
“Well, you can always call Haechan over to complete the bet.”
“I´m not that desperate.”
“By the way he looks like he´s going to murder San anytime, I think he is. Always knew all this tension between you two had to be something more.”
“Yeah, I wouldn´t dwell too much on it. Sometimes people just don´t like each other, Donghyuck´s just bothered he´s not the center of attention tonight.”
“He´s bothered he´s not the center of your attention.”
“Guess I´ve spoiled him too much, huh? How´s Karina, anyway?”
“Still working on wooing her.”
“You wooed her the first time you talked to her, Jeno. Don´t worry, she wouldn´t be here if it wasn´t the case.”
“Well, since it didn´t work on you my game has been a little off balanced.”
You laughed at his teasing but didn´t have time to reply as the bartender came back with your two drinks and Jeno´s. The two of you thanked the man and made your way back to the table and Jeno was right, Haechan did look like he wanted to murder San. Once his staring was getting too much, you kicked him under the table and he simply gave you an annoyed look before turning his attention back to your date, who was oblivious to the stares. Or at least pretended to be.
Tired of Donghyuck´s attitude, you asked San if he wanted to dance and he was more than excited to stand up and offer you his hand like a real gentleman, before leading the way to the dancefloor. Sadly for you, the fancy ballroom didn´t offer any ass shaking music, but San being the dancer he was, had no trouble leading you in his arms.
“I do have to say things are spinning a bit,” You laughed, commenting on your many drinks.
“Yeah, I think that last Whiskey was a bit too much. Are there really that many chandeliers or am I seeing things doubled?”
“I think both.”
★
As expected, San didn´t rail you that night. But he did kiss you goodnight once he dropped you off at home and your heart was happy enough with that.��
Haechan also ignored you the week following the gala, you even tried sending him an invitation on Valorant when you saw he was online on Saturday but he never answered, same when you sent him a slightly offensive meme on Whatsapp, expecting him to offend you back.
Well, guess you were living the dream.
When the next weekend came around with no acknowledgment from Haechan, you figured he finally had enough of you and was over with your little frenemies routine, meaning the bet was also over. You were fine with that. What you weren´t fine with was with the fact that he got you used to having the best fucking orgasms of your life and now you were left high and dry.
Life also wasn´t as much fun when you didn´t have anyone to try and beat at everything.
So with no thoughts in mind, you put on your hottest outfit for group outing that night, even going as far as putting on the skirt Haechan always teased you about because you knew he liked it too much. You kind of expected him to not show up after icing you out for weeks, but there he was when you got to Jaemin´s house and he simply treated you as if absolutely nothing had happened.
“Awn, wore this skirt for me?” He asked as soon as you sat down next to him on the couch.
You were so surprised at him suddenly referring to you after weeks, that your eyes were wide when you asked, “You talking to me now?”
“I was never not talking to you.”
“Donghyuck, of course you were.”
“Was not.”
“Was too.”
“Yeah?” He entertained; his face petulant. “And since when am I supposedly ignoring you?”
“Since the gala with San, you-”
“Oh, I see. You want me to be jealous so you´re projecting.”
“That´s not- What in the gaslighting?”
“Don´t worry, princess. I wasn´t ignoring you, was just busy.”
“I saw you online when I was playing Valorant.”
“Yeah, I saw your invitation. But you see, you´re just really bad and I was playing with the guys from college.”
“So you two talking again?” Jaemin interrupted.
“See?” You told Donghyuck as you pointed to your other friend to prove your point, downing a shot of tequila as frustration started to build up on you.
“Just shut up and drink,” He rolled his eyes against his own shot glass.
Well, guess you could say things were normal after all.
“So, the bet,” Jisung brought up and everyone around the table groaned. “What? It was supposed to end like weeks ago, I kind of impulsively bought tickets to a Monster Truck show counting on that money!”
“As if you would win,” Chenle attacked. “But he´s right, we really need to get this over with.”
“We don´t need to do anything. Very easy for you to say when you´re involved nowhere near the actual completion of the bet.”
“I could fuck you to end this already,” Chenle shrugged.
“We´re doing it tonight, just shut the fuck up,” Donghyuck groaned, downing another shot of tequila. Yeah, he looked even more frustrated than you.
“And how are we going to do this when you´re not even talking to me?”
“Are you serious right now?” He looked murderously at you bringing the topic up again and you became small under his eyes. Since he started hitting on you, Haechan had stopped actually being rude and insulting you and you kind of missed him feeding your ego. Maybe you complained enough he stopped, maybe he didn´t want to fuck you that badly anymore -
“Wait, are you dating the girl from the salon?” You asked when the possibility crossed your mind. “Because we´re not fucking if you´re da-”
“What?” He looked at you like you were the world´s most stupid person. “Why would I- Oh, wait, so the bet is off in case one of us starts dating?”
“Obviously?”
“Guess you´ll have to tell your new boytoy you just lost your friends a lot of money.”
“What? We´re not dating, we´re just – Oh, so you are jealous.”
“I´m disappointed.”
“At what?” You asked in disbelief, already swallowing another shot. You noticed Mark tried to say something, maybe stop the two of you from starting a fight, but you also noticed how he shut himself up before saying anything.
“At how easy you just drop everything to get with some dude. I thought you were a worthy opponent -”
“Donghyuck, this isn´t a game.”
“No, this is a bet.”
“Oh my god, just admit you have a star problem or something. Can´t handle not being the center of attention for a night? Is it too much for you? Go cry about it and leave everyone alone.”
“Guys-” It was Jeno who tried this time but you were quick to shush him.
“Not you acting like you didn´t came running the second I wasn´t down your neck.”
“So you were ignoring me!”
"Yes I was fucking ignoring you. I don´t like you, I guessed that was established.”
Wow.
Yeah, you knew that. But it kind of stung now.
A bit.
“Is this some kind of foreplay?” Chenle asked.
“Ask Y/N, I bet she´s getting off on this,” Haechan rolled his eyes, another shot finding its way down his throat.
“Oh my god, chill. What got your panties in a twist?” You rolled your eyes too, more Tequila passing your lips because you couldn´t let Haechan drink more than you.
“I can´t even tell if they´re really fighting or not anymore,” Mark raised his hand in defeat, a deep sigh leaving his lips.
“You´re the one suddenly all sensitive. Homeboy didn´t fuck you good or are you just pmsing?”
“You know what? Let´s go to the room and end this right now so I don´t have to put up with you ever again,” You half-suggested half-ordered.
No one said a word after that, noticing how Haechan was actually really mad. Jaemin didn´t even whine about you two using his room as you had expected he would as his friend stood up and made his way down the hall.
“Wish me luck,” You rolled your eyes before downing another shot and following Donghyuck.
When you got to Jaemin´s room, Haechan was already inside, so you quietly entered and closed the door behind you. You were thankful for Jaemin´s colorful lights because the blue room got you relatively calmer than you would be if you had to face the man in front of you in a normally lit room.
“We´re not fucking until we have an adult conversation for once,” You informed, leaning your body against the door.
“There´s nothing to talk about.”
“Of course there is.”
“I know we have this playing around thing but I´m really not in the mood.”
“And I´m not in the mood to be fucked like this, so what´s wrong?”
“Why do you need something to be wrong? It´s not like we ever treated each other well.”
“Yeah, but you kind of did for the past weeks -”
“Yeah, because I wanted to fuck you. Why? Did the princess fall in love?” Haechan gave you a fake pout. “I said you convinced me you were hot enough to fuck, not to date.”
“I can assure you that´s not the case. I just don´t enjoy this whole childish act, we never liked each other but you don´t need to suddenly be a bitch about it.”
“Guess I learned from the best.”
“So you want to not fuck me anymore and call off the bet? Is that it?”
“I guess. It wouldn´t really be fair now that we had someone else meddling in, would it?”
“What the fuck are you even talking about, Donghyuck?”
“I just wasn´t aware we were allowed to have sex with anyone else during the duration of the bet -”
“Oh my god, you´re still talking about San – Oh. – Oh! Hold on! You´re mad because you were counting on me to be untouched and desperate or something so you could win the bet!”
“Dear lord. I had you moaning like a whore around my fucking fingers and you think I need to count on something to get you anywhere? You really are stupid.”
“Since you suddenly care about the integrity of this bet so much I will let you know that San hasn´t fucked me yet, so that´s all cleared. Now, if you could be a dear and go inform everyone you want to cancel everything so I can in fact go get railed by said man, I´d be really happy.”
He answered everything you said by crossing his arms and scoffing, “As if.”
“Oh I see how it is, wanna up the bet? See who gets me there faster? I bet my League account with all the legendary skins that San can beat you.”
Well, that was enough to get Haechan practically throwing you against the door, a loud bang echoing through the apartment. You knew playing with his competitive nature would work.
“Are you really that desperate for me to fuck you that you´re trying to get on my nerves?” He asked, voice more like a growl and face mere inches apart from yours.
“You´re not the only attention whore in town,” you teased.
“I told you all you had to do was ask, baby,” He smirked before smashing his lips into yours.
Excited that this was finally happening and with the few shots in your system, you were more than happy to return the enthusiasm, hands now finding their familiar place in his hair as he pressed you harder against the door. As always, Haechan´s lips had you whining for more in no time, his hand expertly exploring your body as if you had no more time left in the world.
Oh, right.
The bet.
“Get on the bed,” He rasped out after he felt you starting to grind against him.
“You´re making me do all the work?” You teased, just wanting to be annoying.
He stopped and stared you down in silence, thumb finding its way to your lips as he watched your face lost deep in thoughts, something in his eyes started to crumble down and it got your anxiety to start coming out. Not wanting to give him the time to process whatever he was trying to, your mouth engulfed his finger as you sucked on it. A smirk filled your face as you saw the way Haechan´s jaw clenched at the action, so you gently bit his thumb before letting it go. At least your distraction plan seemed to work out.
“Honestly, fuck you,” the man sighed but his words had no bite as his lips found yours once again. You were so distracted by his tongue inside your mouth that you almost jumped when you felt him slowly slide the straps of your top down your shoulders. The sudden change of speed getting your brain to malfunction.
Now, you were not generally sensitive around your boobs but there was just something that happened to you whenever it was Haechan touching your skin that had your back arching when his fingers accidentally brushed against your nipples when he was dragging your top down, goosebumps erupted up your body in a single second. A weak moan left your lips at the surprising feeling and the man answered it by rubbing the pad of his thumb over your right nipple, his tongue in your mouth not doing much to keep your noises inside at the way your core violently clenched around nothing.
Donghyuck´s lips left yours to find their place on your neck, where he left wet hot kisses while you did your best to not squirm under him. The man made his way down your shoulders, to your collarbones, the top of your boobs until his soft lips found your nipples too - He looked up at you so smugly once you hissed at the sensation of his tongue circling the left one.
You kind of found a new appreciation for his insufferable cocky face.
“The timer,” You managed to breathe out, voice shaky.
“Go ahead baby, I trust you with that chore.”
An annoyed whine left your lips because honestly, you were not in the right headspace to be given any tasks - But as Donghyuck´s fingers dug into your waist to hold you still as he left marks on your boobs, you managed to get your trembling hand inside your pocket and get your phone out.
“Don´t start it until I tell you to,” He ordered, looking up at you before dropping down to his knees and honestly, the view was enough to keep you from arguing. He could win the bet for all you cared.
The man in front of you unbuttoned your shorts and gently pulled them down your legs, kissing up your thighs when he made his way back up. Your whole body was shivering as he approached where you were pulsing and you violently shook as he left a kiss right on your center over your lacy panties, his hot breath against your wet skin forcing a moan out of you.
You hated that your body could simply not react normally to this man.
Your knuckles were white from gripping your phone so tightly as he licked and kissed you slowly over your panties like he had nothing else to do for the rest of his life, it was hard keeping your moans inside and he didn´t even really touch you yet.
“Donghyuck-”
“Yes?” His eyes met yours from between your legs and you seriously wanted to scream.
“Do something, please,” Your voice sounded so broken.
The man chuckled at the way you dropped your attitude so fast, “Well, since you asked so prettily.”
His fingers found the seat of your underwear, dragging it to the side as his face approached your core once again, now with nothing in the way.
“I´ve been wanting to do this for a long time.”
“Then fucking get to it,” You whined, the back of your head hitting the door in frustration. You hadn´t completely forgotten the bet was supposed to include no foreplay, but you were so desperate to feel his mouth on you that you could make an exception.
Another low chuckle left his mouth before he got straight into work. If you thought his fingers were magic, you didn´t even know how to begin describing his lips.
“Oh my fucking god,” You moaned, not even sure you had said it out loud or the words were just repeating themselves over and over inside your head.
He kissed your clit, sucked on it and his tongue lavished you and all you could do was try your best to hold your sounds in because your friends were right outside and they didn´t deserve the show. Your free hand found its place tangled in Haechan´s hair and the whimper he let out at the way you tugged on it got you almost reaching the edge.
He fucking whimpered.
A high whiny breathy groan.
That man was going to be de death of you.
You were about to stop him, push him away because you were already so close, but he could probably already guess that by the way your body was twitching and you were pulling harder on his hair, so he leaned away after a final chaste kiss to your clit. He cleaned his face with the back of his hand as he looked up at you, appreciating the view of your semi-wrecked form.
Donghyuck on his knees was such a pretty sight.
“Get on the bed and start the timer.”
Your legs were wobbly but you obeyed this time, eager to finally get fucked -
Yeah, you were excited to be fucked by Donghyuck, so what? It was about time you accepted defeat and indulged a bit in your sexual taboos - Haechan himself being most of them.
You sat down on the edge of the bed, not trusting your voice to ask how he wanted you. Also, this was his part of the bet, he would have to work for it for all you cared. You pressed START on the timer and tossed your phone away somewhere under the pillows, watching as the man approached you.
“It´s annoying,” He said once he stood between your legs, his hand holding your jaw to tip your head up so you were forced to look him in the eyes.
“What is?”
“How hot you are.”
“The timer is running.”
“And?”
“Hyuck-”
“Are you going to start dating San?”
“Do you really wanna talk about this now? Donghyuck, why-”
“Maybe I really was jealous.”
“What?”
“I didn´t like seeing you with him. At the time I blamed my ego or whatever, but now thinking about you with him it´s making me mad - I mean, maybe it is my ego.”
“Are you thinking about another man when you´re supposed to be fucking me?”
“Can you shut up for a second?”
“Is this your idea of a confession?”
“No, Y/N. I´m not saying I´m in love with you, I´m just saying I realized I was jealous and I´m not sure why.”
“Ok, can you figure that out after you finish fucking me, please?”
“Eager?”
“Yes, actually.”
“I´m so hard.”
“A romantic,” You roll your eyes.
“No, it´s just- You have a weird effect on me.”
“I- I know. I feel it too.”
“Nah, I´m just that good.”
“Ok, I take it back.”
“I´m clearly joking.”
“You´re clearly being annoying.”
“Shut up.”
“Come do it.”
And so he did. Donghyuck bent over and his lips found yours once again as he gently pushed you back down onto the mattress and climbed on top of you. You wasted no time wrapping your hands around his neck to try and pull him impossibly closer, your fingers once again tangling themselves into the hair in the back of his neck and tugging at them. The way his hips automatically rutted against yours in reaction made your vision blurry. Man was not kidding when he said he was really hard.
“Like hair pulling, huh?” You teased once the two of you let go of each other to try and catch your breath for a second.
“You should try and choke me a bit if you´re curious,” He winked at you playfully.
“You for real?” You really tried teasing him, but you´re the one who ended up choking around nothing and looking at him like he hung up all of the starts in the sky himself.
He didn´t answer you, his lips catching yours as his hands found the hem of your panties, pulling them down your legs the best he could without breaking the kiss, which was not hard considering you were eager to help. Ha, who would have guessed.
You felt Donghyuck fitting himself between your legs once again, his whole weight supported by his left hand as he snaked his right hand in between your bodies. You felt his fingers circling your clit and you whined, trying to push him away, “Hyuck, no. I´m already clo-”
“Just let me stretch you out a bit,” He explained, his same finger now finding its way inside you. Now, that´s something you had already experienced a few times before, but every time Haechan had his fingers slowly pumping inside of you, it felt like the first time all over again.
“Oh, dear lord,” You whined, trying to hold back your orgasm because that would be simply humiliating.
“I could literally cum just because of the way you keep clenching around my finger.”
“I´m close-”
“I know, baby. I can feel it. But you can hold it in for me, right? I want you to cum on my cock.”
“Fuck. Donghyuck-”
“Yes, princess?”
“If you don´t add another finger right now-”
“Anything you ask,” He smiled down at you, complying with your request - which you immediately regretted because if one of his fingers was already too much, you were definitely not prepared for two. Your nails dug into the skin of his arms without you even realizing, but you needed something to ground yourself. He was fingering you so slowly and yet you wanted to scream at how good the drag along your walls felt.
When he judged you were ready, he retracted his fingers and you breathed out in relief, finally not having to use your full mental capacity to focus on not cumming.
“We should go on a date sometime,” He stated in a matter-of-fact tone, like you were discussing the weather on a nice little walk.
“Lee Donghyuck, what are you-” It was hard talking when you were still trying to catch your breath.
“Indulge me.”
“You´re not helping yourself win the bet.”
“I don´t give a fuck about the bet, I´m already happy proving you wrong.”
“And how are you doing that?” You knew the answer to that question, but you wanted to hear him say it.
“Because baby,” He paused to give you a soft kiss on the lips, " this exact moment, we´re chatting to give you a break since you can´t even handle being fucked just from my fingers inside of you.”
Touché.
Maybe you loved his voice, especially when saying lewd things.
“You´re not so much better,” You rolled your eyes, squeezing the bulge in his pants and earning a groan in response. “Now, can you please undress?”
“Undress? How fancy,” He laughed, but his hands were already undoing his belt.
“Do you always talk this much during sex? Maybe we should gag you.”
“Careful with your promises, I might come demand their fulfillment.”
“Just fuck me, Donghyuck.”
“Never wanted anything more,” He smirked after he finished taking his pants off.
He kissed you once again, but you were quick to break away, sitting up to pull at the hem of his shirt and he complied, raising his arms so you could take it off. You pulled Haechan closer, kissing down his neck and ecstatic with the little whines he let out, especially as you started lowering the kisses to his chest. His skin felt burning hot against your lips and you wanted to stay there forever.
It came as a surprise when he grabbed onto your waist and manhandled you, spinning you around, so you were now with your back pressed to his chest. His hand found your neck to hold your head as he chuckled darkly right against your ear, “I appreciate the attempt, but today I´m in charge.”
You moaned as he used his knee to force your legs open, his hand leaving your throat to push your back down the mattress. You didn´t even have time to react or support yourself with your arms, your left cheek meeting the bed sheets as you felt the tip of his cock against your entrance.
You pushed your hips back without even realizing, just wanting Donghyuck inside of you once and for all. But to no one´s surprise, it was just teasing you that he wanted.
“You´re so fucking wet,” He marveled, rubbing his tip up and down your folds. “Just like you always are for me.”
You wanted to retort, but you also wanted his dick inside of you – today, preferably. So you just whined impatiently and arched your hips a bit more, “Donghyuck!”
“Beg.”
“No.”
“I want to hear the high oh mighty miss I´m-always-right begging for me to fuck her.”
“Please.”
“Not good enough.”
“Donghyuck, please fuck me. You won ok? I need you. I don´t care. Just please, fuck me,” You could seriously cry.
Maybe you weren´t used to not getting things your way.
“Tell me you´re mine.”
“Am I?”
“Yes, but I need you to know it.”
“Fuck me well and I might be.”
“Good answer.”
You could tell he was smirking as he finally slid inside of you.
“Oh god,” You moaned. You had been waiting for this for months!
“You can call me Haechan.”
“You´re not as funny as you think you are,” You breathed out, your hands gripping onto the bed sheets as he waited for you to adjust for a second.
“Maybe, but I am about to give you the fuck of your life.”
“Why are you still talki-”
Donghyuck didn´t let you finish the sentence, his hand that was caressing your lower back now grabbed onto your waist for support as he took his dick out before pushing it back in. He took absolutely no time to find a rhythm that drove you crazy, and as expected from mister tease himself, it was a slow one, but with that, you could feel every single vein and piece of skin dragging against your walls, every single pulse and twitch of his cock.
“Fuck,” You moaned, closing your eyes harshly to try and focus on something other than the way the man you hated was about to make you cum in approximately 20 seconds just from teasing.
“I´ve been imagining fucking you for years,” Haechan groaned.
“Then fucking do it properly,” You cursed between gritted teeth, sentence interrupted by a gasp when his cock hit something inside of you that had you involuntarily clenching around him.
“You can´t take it.”
He was probably right, but you wanted him to anyways.
“Maybe you just can´t do it.”
Haechan´s answer was a laugh; his movements didn’t stop as you felt something grabbing your hair and pulling you up, your back once again against his chest, “I wanted to have my fun, but I guess that´s not something you´re familiar with.”
His movements then sped up, his right hand finding your clit and rubbing circles on it and his other hand moved to your favorite place, your neck.
He was absolutely right. You couldn’t take it.
You were pretty sure you were being loud, but you couldn´t even be sure because your mind was in another dimension.
“Happy now, princess?” He groaned against your ear from the effort of how he was harshly fucking into you.
“Yes, oh my god. Don´t stop – Ah- I´m so close.”
Your body was shaking at this point, you threw your right arm back to latch onto Haechan´s hair for any sense of stability as you felt everything beginning to turn white.
“I thought you would put more of a fight,” His hand around your neck tightened. “But I love seeing you like this, so no complaints.”
You heard his voice but his words didn´t register, leaving your mind as soon as they entered because you were so so close.
“Tell me you´re mine.”
“I´m yours.”
“This pussy is mine, only mine.”
“Only yours.”
“Good girl.”
Never in a million years did you think you would let Lee Donghyuck say those words to you, and never in a million years did you think those exact words would trigger the most earth-shattering orgasm of your life.
“Oh fuck, oh my god. Hyuck”-
He didn´t let up, fucking you all throughout as you were moaning and twitching, his fingers never losing speed against your clit, his groans from the way you kept squeezing around him were enough to almost give you another orgasm back-to-back as he let your cheek gently hit the mattress once again.
“If you keep calling me that I might cum soon too.”
You didn't even mind the overstimulation, your ears were still ringing, you were still gasping for air but he didn´t stop, in fact, he only begin fucking you harder. Another high started building up and you weren´t even done with the first yet.
You barely registered when he pulled out for a second to flip you around, finding his place in between your legs once again, which you automatically wrapped around his hips as he pounded into you.
“Fuck,” He groaned, looking into your eyes. Sweat was running down his forehead and neck and you so desperately wanted to pull him closer and lick it. “Maybe I was jealous, can´t stand the thought of someone else seeing how pretty you look like this.”
“Hyuck.”
“I want to ruin you for any other man. Fuck, you feel so good.”
He was close too, you could feel his cock twitching inside of you and how he lost control once every few thrusts. Your nails scratched his back enough to draw blood but he seemed to enjoy it, his head dropping down your neck and a whine leaving his lips. The vibration against your skin got goosebumps erupting once again all over your body and you felt yourself at the edge again.
You stopped caring your friends were right outside about 10 minutes ago and Donghyuck just never did - Oh, right. He probably wanted Jeno to hear it all.
“Hyuck, ah- I´m close.”
“Me too, baby.”
You didn´t think it was possible for him to go any faster, but he did. Now supporting his weight on his two arms, Donghyuck drilled into you and his lips met your neck, leaving wet kisses and sucking on it to leave as many bruises as possible.
Man really had a possession problem.
You couldn´t take it anymore, as the man bit a particular spot on the side of your neck, you closed your eyes and let it hit you. No man had ever been able to make you cum just from penetration alone and your world was suddenly turned upside down with your second orgasm of the night. Donghyuck probably did manage to ruin you for any other man.
Fuck him.
With your body spasms and the way your walls started clenching when you came, Donghyuck followed right along with you. He had his eyes closed, eyebrows furrowed as moans left his pretty lips - Haechan was insufferable but he was also the hottest man in the world, you were going a bit crazy.
You felt warmness hitting your insides as he slowly stopped his motions and started trying to catch his breath. You watched with hazy eyes as his chest stopped heaving and he opened his eyes to stare right back at you.
“Hello beautiful,” You smiled at him, breathing somewhat closer to normal even if you were still shivering.
“I figured it out,” He smiled back at you.
“You´re still inside of me.”
“And I plan on being for a long time.”
“Is that a threat?”
“I want you to go out with me.”
“Awn, someone has a crush.”
“Maybe. Let´s have a date and figure it out,” He shrugged. “Maybe we will end up killing each other, maybe we will end up boyfriend and girlfriend, maybe we will end up fucking – No, we´re definitely fucking either way-”
“You just want to keep staring at my boobs.”
“That too.”
“And you´re still inside of me.”
“You never said yes.”
“We´ve known each other for many years, Donghyuck. What makes you think we will start liking each other now?”
“I guess I already like you and even when hating each other we still had fun, you get me, I get you. Let´s not overcomplicate it.”
“Ok, let´s give it a try.”
“You just want me to fuck you again,” He joked.
“That too,” You smiled.
★
“Oh, fuck.”
“What´s wrong?” Donghyuck asked worriedly, tightening his belt after the shower you took.
“The timer.”
“Oh, yeah. Was too lazy to turn it off,” He shrugged.
“But the bet-”
“I told you I didn´t care about the bet.”
“That´s because I won.”
“That´s because I let you win.”
“So you´re just giving me your stuff like that?”
“Nop, because many rules were broken and that makes the bet invalid.”
“I never agreed to that.”
“So you really want my computer? Yours is perfectly fine, I know it because I´m the one who assembled it!”
“No, but I do want your hoodie.”
Donghyuck stared at you in silence long enough to make you uncomfortable before shrugging, “Fine, as long as I can fuck you in it. Now go outside and tell our dear friends the bet was canceled.”
“Shouldn´t we just lie? I kind of feel bad for Jisung.”
“If I agree, I get to choose where to go on our first date.”
“Let me guess, your bed?”
“What do you take me for?” He fake gasped.
“Do you really want me to answer that? Because then I don´t think there will be a first date.”
“Look who´s all mouthy now, not only 15 minutes ago you were-”
“Don´t you dare.”
“Oh, I dare.”
“Just give me your hoodie and shut up.”
“You´ll go out wearing it.”
“What- Why?”
“I want Jeno to see it.”
“To see that I won the bet?”
“No, that you´re mi- You know what I mean! Must you always be so annoying?”
“You´re the one begging me for a date.”
“Don´t complain if I end up making you sit down and watch all of the Fast and Furious movies.”
“That would still be more pleasant than having a conversation with you.”
“You know what? Then I´m taking you to a fancy restaurant and forcing you to look at me all nnight.”
“It´s a nice view,” You smiled, calling a truce for the time being.
Donghyuck accepted the white flag and smiled back.
Maybe this could work out.
#haechan#haechan smut#nct smut#nct 127 smut#nct#nct dream#nct dream smut#lee haechan#donghyuck smut#haechan fic#haechan scenarios#nct 127#donghyuck scenarios#haechan fics#nct scenarios#nct fluff#haechan fluff
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Smile You’re on Camera
Pairing: rockstar!joel miller x actress!reader
Summary: You meet Joel for the first time [1.7k]
Author’s note: this is mostly exposition but I’m actively writing their first date so that’ll probably go up tomorrow or even as early as tonight 🥸
Warnings: quick FAKE violence, Joel being an asshole, language, questionable Hollywood motives
"You always fucking do this!" You yell, slamming down the book in your hands. The man across from you throws his arms up in defeat and scoffs.
"Are you serious right now?" He asks, and your jaw clenches at his tone. "Jesus Christ, you're being insane."
"Don't call me that!"
"Then stop acting like it!" He yells, getting in your face. Your breathing is shaky as you stare into his eyes. He's close enough that you can smell the detergent on his shirt. You're unflinching when he gets even closer, forcing you back. "Your mom was right. You're more trouble than you're worth." Before the words can even completely leave his mouth, you spit in his face. He grabs your arms and pushes you down on the couch. You kick and scream the whole way down, proving how much trouble you can really be.
"Cut!" The director shouts from his chair, and Ryan helps you off the couch. You laugh as he throws a fake punch in your direction and walks over to the director's chair to rewatch the scene. It looks great, and Ryan gives you a solid high-five in celebration. You're both so excited about how the movie is coming out, and you can't wait to film the rest. You do a few more takes before breaking for lunch.
The second you sit down, your inbox lights up with an email from your PR manager, Melanie. URGENT MEETING TOMORROW AFTERNOON, the subject line reads. You sigh and open it, already moving your schedule around in your mind as you skim through her words. Something about it not being a skippable meeting. "This could change the trajectory of your career," she writes. You respond back, telling her you'll be there, but she has to be the one to tell your director the schedule needs to change.
You log onto Twitter and see something about a singer, Joel Miller, attacking paparazzi for something. You're not sure. You've bumped into him several times on red carpets, and you like a handful of his songs. He has a big, gritty voice with an endearing country accent. He's handsome and, from what you've heard, a really great guy. You haven't gotten the chance to speak more than two words to him because every time you see him, there's some beautiful woman draped on his arm, and he doesn't even look at you. Which is fine. You're still new to the industry, and you're used to people giving you the cold shoulder as a form of hazing. It sucks, but it's not like things will change overnight.
You scroll through a few pictures of Joel's fist connecting with the cameraman's nose, his big hands delivering a devastating blow. You've had your fair share of run-ins with paparazzi, but you're not someone who can punch a guy with a camera just because you feel like it. You would almost immediately be labeled another insane actress who has gone off the rails. Irrational. A spiteful bitch. All of it. But men like him get twenty seconds of shit online before they're forgiven and even praised for holding their own.
You roll your eyes, put your phone on the charger, and leave your trailer to return to set. The rest of the day goes off without a hitch, and the AD only gave you a little shit for messing with the schedule. You would take it more personally if you hadn't been doing this for long enough to know better. Scenes will still get filmed, people will still get paid, and the movie will still get made. Besides, a backhanded comment from a shitty AD isn't worth your energy.
When you get home, the only thing you hear about and see on every single platform is Joel Miller punching the fuck out of that paparazzi guy. Now, there are pictures of him talking to cops but not looking especially guilty about what he'd done. His bruised knuckles are the only evidence that anything went down on his end. The reaction is polarizing. Some people are saying that violence is never the answer. Others are saying he was justified. Some are even saying how hot it is. Still, there's no real reason why he went after that guy. You probably scrolled through social media for an hour trying to figure out what happened. It's midnight by the time you realize you still haven't showered and have done virtually nothing to get ready for bed.
You drag yourself off the couch and up to your shower, finding new bruises from the scene you filmed today, and make a mental note to talk to the fight choreographer. You need to do a million things, and they all fill your brain the second you try to lie down. You hope this career-changing meeting isn't riding on whether or not you can come in looking well-rested, but Hollywood has done shittier things.
The next day, you drive to the meeting place Melanie set up for you and notice several paps being held back by security across the street. It's not unusual for your schedule to get leaked to paparazzi, so you don't think anything about it, but there's a good handful of them. They yell at you as you enter the building and you offer a wave, bou can't understand why there are so many just to photograph you attending a stupid meeting. As you walk toward the meeting room, you hear loud voices arguing. You don't recognize either of them and fight your anxiety to open the door.
Joel Miller and another man are there yelling at each other. It's a tangle of voices, and you can't distinguish one thing from another. You wonder if maybe you walked into the wrong conference room and make to leave when Joel catches a glimpse of you. He rolls his eyes and gestures at you like you are a nuisance. "Now, who's this?"
"She is going to single-handedly get you out of this mess!" The other man shouts. You've heard enough of these conversations to gather that the other man is Joel's manager.
"And how do you expect her to do that?"
"You guys are going to date," his manager says, and you immediately look to Melanie for confirmation. She just nods. "For the cameras, of course. Just until the heat comes off of Joel, and then you guys can do whatever the hell you want."
"Was anybody going to ask my opinion in all this?" You ask.
"I wouldn't put you in this situation unless I knew it would benefit you. Actresses do this all the time! It's good publicity, and it could catch the director's eyes." Melanie says, trying to comfort you, but frustration is already buried in your chest.
"This is ridiculous." You scoff, rubbing your forehead, already feeling the headache traveling over your skull.
"Yeah, it is pretty fuckin' ridiculous." Joel agrees, and his manager grabs his shirt collar and gets in his face.
"Do you want the press to leave your family alone or not?" His manager snaps, and something in Joel softens. He takes his manager's hands off of him and takes deep breaths as he thinks. You're trying to figure out what you're supposed to do or if you're even supposed to do anything.
"What d'we have to do?"
"Go on a couple dates, post a few pictures, and act madly in love for the cameras. Tabloids will eat that shit up." Melanie explains. You blink at her and glance between her and the men.
"For how long?" You ask.
"Couple months."
"I don't know if I can do this."
"I thought you were an actor," Joel says, vitriol lacing his words, and you furrow your brows at him.
"I am, but I prefer not to bring my work into my personal life."
"I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but this is how the industry works. If you don't like it, I'm sure we can find someone else who would happily take your place."
"What the fuck is your problem?"
"My problem is-"
"Stop it! Both of you!" Joel's manager yells. "You need to get it together and do this. If you can't find a reason to do it to save your fucking career, do it for your kids. Huh? What about that, Joel?"
"Fine!" Joel shouts back. He huffs and grabs a pen from his manager's pocket. "Give me the goddamn paperwork," Melanie doesn't hesitate to slide the contract to him, and he doesn't so much as glance at the words before signing his name on the line and throwing the pen down. "I'll pick you up at seven tomorrow night. How's that sound, sweetheart?" He grumbles without even looking at you as he leaves the room. The door slams behind him, and a few minutes later, you hear the paparazzi outside get louder as he exits the building. You, however, can't move. You feel like the wind got knocked out of you, and you look between the two managers.
"You want me to pretend to be in love with him?" You ask. Melanie opens her mouth to say something but stops, obviously unable to find something to salvage the situation. "This is fucking insane."
"I promise, he's not normally like that. He's just under a lot of stress." His manager says, and you scoff.
"That doesn't give him the right to speak to me like that."
"You're right, okay? You're absolutely justified in hating him, but think about what this could do for you. We're talking blockbuster movies, first pick at whatever script you want, invitations to the Met Gala, the Oscars, all of it," Melanie says, putting her hands on your arms to show you how serious she is. You sigh. Those things would be huge for your career, and you're not sure when you'll get another opportunity like this. "It's only a couple months. Think of it as an acting exercise."
"I don't have to sleep with him or anything, right?"
"Only if you want to, honey."
"Oh, I doubt I'll ever want him to do more than kiss me after that," you say. You take a deep breath and shake your head as you think. There are a million reasons why you should do this, but there are about two million reasons why you shouldn't. He's arrogant, annoying, and dismissive, and that's just what you gathered from your first conversation. Still, maybe you won't have to interact with him that much. Maybe you can get through this and then never have to talk to him again. Maybe this is what changes everything. Going against your better judgment, you look at Melanie and nod. "Okay, I'll do it."
#rockstar!joel miller#the last of us#joel miller#joel miller x reader#joel miller fic#joel tlou#the last of us x reader#joel miller the last of us#joel miller fluff#joel miller au#the last of us au#tlou au#joel miller x female reader#joel miller series#one for the money two for the show
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So I got bored and decided to compile all the lore revealed in the Sonic Twitter Takeovers.
I've highlighted in Green stuff that could be (or is) canon to the games (AKA stuff that's canon, isn't contradicted in canon, or isn't some meta joke), in red is stuff that definitely isn't canon, and the rest you can make your own decision on.
-This is just regular lore but "Ivo" in "Ivo Robotnik" is pronounced "Evo" it's supposed to sound like "evil"
-Eggman is a PC gamer
-Eggman might not be able to swim
-Eggman is in smash he's just super hard to unlock
-Eggman wants to take over the world because "It's Friday" (in other words it's implied that most Sonic games take place or at least START on a Friday.)
-Eggman can't get any bitches
-Eggman works out
-The Sega Saturn is Eggman's favorite Sega console
-Eggman's a fan of old show tunes and lullabies
-There's an Eggman empire lot in North Hollywood
-Eggman has a cat he calls "Biggy Wiggy"
-Eggman is fan of Tokyo Ghoul and Chainsaw Man
-Eggman is Youtuber Cobanermani456's father
-The Egg Pawns have names (one is named Fred)
-Eggman and Sonic hang out sometimes
-Sonic and Eggman are both streamers
-Roger Craig Smith is a fake alias used by Sonic
-Sonic shares a universe with Assassin's Creed and Sonic and Eggman once kidnapped Ezio
-Sonic's a shitty gamer
-Sega is Sonic's agent
-The Sega Genesis is Sonic's favorite Sega console
-Sonic's a fan of Mongolian throat singing
-Sonic is salty about reviewers who continue to bring up Sonic 06
-Sonic's favorite Sonic games are Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric and Sonic Frontiers
-Sonic's favorite movie is Chao in Space (even though he hasn't seen it)
-Tails hacked Eggman's Twitter account (which eggman stole from Sonic) via a "lonley robots in your area" virus
-Tails is a My Hero Academia fan
-Tails is fucking ripped
-Tails is a pro among us gamer
-All their gloves stay clean because of a special polymer that Tails made
-Tails is an Acapella fan
-it took Shadow until the aftermath of Forces to find the damn 4th Chaos emerald
-Shadow only uses Android phones
-Shadow is a Breaking Bad fan
-Shadow has killed a real life person and plans to kill more
-The Dreamcast is Shadow's favorite Sega Console
-Shadow's a fan of classic rock
-Shadow is a fan of anime (specifically Kill La Kill)
-Shadow eats coffee beans raw with a spoon
-Shadow is good friends with Big and Knuckles (more-so than Sonic)
-Shadow hates Capitalism
-Shadow donates his rings to charity
-Shadow shops at a convenience store named "Maria" and feels like if he can support some Maria out there, then he feels like he's making the world a better place
-Shadow has a soft spot for kittens and wants to open a cat orphanage
-Shadow's favorite movie is Chao in Space 3 (which he features in)
-Shadow is a fan of Infinite's theme
-Shadow writes poetry
-Shadow and Maria ordered pizza on the ARK that came from Earth
-Doom's eye is still alive, him and Shadow occasionally go out for dinner
-Shadow is the living embodiment of drip
-Shadow very heterosexually hypes up Knuckles a lot
-Shadow specifically tried to keep Sonic away from him during the final boss of SA2 because he knew Sonic would've fell to Earth too if he tried to rescue him
-Despite all the issues Shadow has with Sonic's methods and morals, he doesn't hate him
-Shadow is a bad cook
-Shadow is (or will be) legally married to @/RealShadowFan01 on Twitter
EDIT: the wedding's off :(
-Shadow is panromatic/pansexual
-Shadow volunteers at soup kitchens
-The Shadow Dark Chao seen in promo art and the IDW comics does in fact belong to Shadow
-Shadow and Amy are both huge Taylor Swift fans
-Amy's favorite Sonic game is Sonic Heroes
-Amy is a Fruits Basket fan
-Amy still visits Little Planet and makes jewelry out of gems found in Quartz Quadrant
-Knuckles collects rocks that look like animals
-Knuckles is a Lizzo fan
-Knuckles, Cream, and Vanilla are big One Punch Man fans
-Chaos Control is activated by literally just holding the emerald and shouting "chaos control" that's it, anyone can do it.
-On the Planet Wisp, Hide and Seek is called "Don't be seen or perish" and whoever gets found is tossed into the volcano on Planet Wisp
-Yaker died once
-They physically can't take their gloves off
-The Sonic OVA is canon
-Mean Beans are living beings
-Grounder is canon
-Metal Sonic is a series of multiple robots and not just one that gets repaired each time (this probably isn't canon anymore)
-Infinite is still alive
-Infinite occasionally sends Eggman gay Sonadow porn
-Charmy runs a thrift store
-The stone tablet in Frontiers translates to sonic version of the Bee Movie script
-Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Shadow, all work in an unknown office somewhere
Things that exist in Sonic Universe (all of these could be red. You decide man idk):
-Twitter
-All forms of Sonic media (including games, comics, and TV shows) (they're retellings of Sonic's stories)
-Summer of Sonic
-Sonic Stadium
-Sega
-Undertale the game (and specifically Sans as a fictional character) and Toby Fox
-Game Grumps (specifically Jontron era)
-Tootsie pops (big day for tootsie pop Sonic fans)
-The Macarena
-Twitch
-Sonic songs (Escape from the City, Live and Learn, E.G.G.M.A.N., Believe in Myself, Infinite, and Vandelize are mentioned by name or referenced.)
-Cobanermani456
-Hulu
-Tyson Hesse
-Super Smash Bros (both as an event AND an in universe video game)
-SiivaGunner and GilvaSunner
-Hyper Potions
-Crush 40
-San Diego
-Apple
-Sega HARDlight
-Breaking Bad
-Sonadow porn
-Spike Chunsoft
-The Danganronpa Games (or at least V3)
-Etika
-North Hollywood
-Kill la Kill
-regular ass cats (not like Blaze, just normal real life cats) (also regular dogs)
-Alpharad
-Jacksepticeye
-Patreon
-Youtube
-Xbox
-Playstation
-Nintendo Switch
-The Completionist
-Gushers
-The "you know I had to do it to em" meme
-Tokyo Ghoul
-My Hero Academia
-Global Giving
-St. Jude
-Extra Life
-Hot Topic
-What does the Fox say
-Tee Lopes
-Tyler Smyth
-Sam's Procastionation Station
-Elsie Fisher
-Barry Kramer
-RubberNinja
-Sonamy fans
-Caddicarus
-Mario
-Among Us
-Colleen O'Shaughnessy
-Youtube
-Fadel Gamescage
-Lizzo
-Taylor Swift
-Elon Musk (implied)
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fandom#dr. eggman#eggman#miles tails prower#Knuckles the Echidna#Shadow the hedgehog#Amy Rose#Sonic Lore#Yaker#Wisps#Planet Wisp#Black Doom#Doom's Eye#Cream the Rabbit#Vanilla the Rabbit#Metal Sonic#Charmy Bee#Infinite
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"⅃ɘt mɘ qɿotɘɔt γoυ, tʜɘ wɒγ I qɿotɘɔt tʜiƨ qlɒnɘt. Witʜoυt ɒnγ ʜɘƨitɒtion."
Howdy yo ^^ I'm Jayden, and welcome! This is my selfship/art blog! I'm an 19 y/o fetus artist, genderfluid fella (any pronouns), who has ADHD!
I'm a multifandom artist, so hyperfixations may change here from time to time! Here are fandoms I'm interested in so far:
Transformers, Cookie Run, JJBA, OMORI, FNAF, Call of Duty, Sonic The Hedgehog, LOTR, Skyrim, Dragon Ball, Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Attack on Titan, Friday Night Funkin', Madness Combat, Undertale, Deltarune, Naruto, Marvel, Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, Sally Face, Chainsaw Man, Star Wars, Monsterverse, ENA, Death Note, Spooky Month, The Stanely Parable, HALO, One Punch Man, TADC, Fran Bow, Little Misfortune, HSR, Pizza Tower, Ace Attorney (yes, a long list i know💀)
My artwork here will include selfship, mostly some doodlery and sketches and bit of fake edits/screenshots then and there! I usually draw traditionally, and rarely digitally, since I'm still practising!
As you may guess from my username, 🌹I am a happily married spouce, to the cursed spirit Hanami from Jujutsu Kaisen, and a proud parent of a little boy named Enmei! 🌹
Tag:
#🌹serenity upon a flower field...🌸
(More info about my self insert will eventually be updated in the future!)
Some warnings:
⚠ I have age regress, so I may act brash and not so 'adultey' as I'm expected! I'll gush a lot here over my f/o, and the tone I use may be a bit too energetic, so, if you find it annoying or uncomfortable, feel free to block me!
⚠ I cuss a lot!
⚠ I will be reblogging some NSFW artwork/fanfics here on this blog, maybe even draw myself some some suggestive artwork, so minors, follow at your own risk. If I see any of you interact or willing to start a conversation about NSFW things, you're blocked in advance.
⚠ My OC and S/I lore is very... Unrealistic, which means, they are usually non-human and/or immortal beings with a bit of overemphasized powers and such. If that bothers you, feel free to block me!
⚠ I am comfortable with Hanami ships like OC x Canon, and Canon x Canon, but please, if you're a Hanami selfshipper, don't try to force some sort of... Competition, like, who is the bigger shipper or fan here. You'll also get blocked.
⚠ Sometimes, SOMETIMES, I may even post some short writing drabbles, headcanons, smuts and fluffs, but keep in mind, I'M NOT TALENTED! English is not my first language, so my vocabulary is poor, and some words/sentences may repeat a lot. Be understanding, pls🙏
My other socials:
Instagram: @/yourlocalhikikomori (art acc), @/yumedelulufarm (selfship acc)
Twitter/X: @/tireddovahkiin
Discord: @/stfuimsleepingrn
Tiktok: @/tireddovahkiin
#pinned post#about me#introduction post#tireddovahkiin#hanamisofficialspouse#selfshipper#self ship#self ship blog#hanami#hanami jjk#jjk hanami
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This Week in BL - 2023 Begins!
Jan 20232 Wk 1
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying most.
Ongoing Series - Thai
Never Let Me Go (Tues YT) 4 of 12 - I keep saying this, but I can’t get over how delighted I am to have Perth back on my screen, and under the GMMTV umbrella. He is a stellar actor. I like that the first kiss of this show wasn’t btw the leads. Felt more realistic to high school. Big drama next week!
My School President (Fri YT) 5 of 10 - I missed these two so much last week. But also there was A MUSICAL INCIDENT and it caused a bit of a rant from yours truly.
Between Us (Sun iQIYI) 9 of 12 - no ep this week, resumes tomorrow WATCH ALONG HERE.
609 Bedtime Story (Fri WeTV) 7 of 11 - Game remains my spirit animal (pushy fucker), and the plot of the main couple is interesting even if I don’t like the cheating component.
Cutie Pie 2 You (special) 1 of 4 - Oh it’s a full on special. Very very pretty and, is possible, more sappy and full of manufactured angst. Nuea protecting Hia’s interests was sweet. Lots of making out. So... more of the same, basically. What year are we in now, anyway?
I Will Knock You (Fri Gaga) 8 of 12 - (note from my Thai language spy rgr ep 5: the writing on the stone tablets was their names + 2 family members) And now we are suddenly firmly in BL territory and baby Dom is just a baby Seme. No bisexual identity crisis needed... just diving into cheese fest.
Remember Me (Sun Gaga) 13 of 14 - I would have kept JaFirst apart for longer, quite frankly. I mean otherwise why bother split them up in the first place? Please just end this show already.
Ongoing Series - Not Thai
The New Employee (Korea Weds Viki) 3 of 8 - I love them so much, and they are so cute, and this is not open to discussion. Viva la age gap!
The Director Who Buys Me Dinner (Korea Weds iQIYI) 7-8 of 10 - There is a lot implied about the leads history together, but it was still nice to get backstory plus GAT KISSES. I love it when they flip the dynamic and give the uke agency. I’m really enjoying this show now, I’m even invested in the love triangle.
HIStory 5: Love in the Future (Taiwan Weds Viki) 2 of 10 - Side couple ascension: Daddy Long Legs trope, it’s been a while since I have seen this in ANY romance drama. I’m not really into the main couple, at least not yet (and I totally missed that they hadn’t met each other in person yet), but I really love the side dishes. It’s like H4 all over again only with less dub con.
Candy Color Paradox AKA Ameiro Paradox (Japan Fri Gaga) 4 of 8 - nothing this week.
It’s Airing But I’m Not Watching It
Love Bill (Vietnam Sat YT) - Bah Vinh is back but I’m too distracted. Also there’s a lot of fund raising stuff going on with them. I can wait.
The Star Always Follow You (Vietnam YT) - same Team RL peeps we have seen before (Sunshine, Stupid)
Moonlight Chicken GMMTV’s Midnight series (Weds YT) 1 of 8 eventually - first segment has begun bit it’s not the EarthMix messy gays. Sorry all, I’m so not interested in messy hets, so I’m waiting until they grace my screen.
Questions!!!
Should I watch The Warp Effect? Tublr seems excited about it and BL bits look good? Will they end happy? Thoughts anyone?
Till the World Ends (Thai YT) finished at 10 eps, the heat looked good but I don’t know about the ending with that kind of title, so did anyone risk it and want to tell me what they thought? I haven’t seen much chatter on my feed so I am not optimistic.
In Case You Missed It
2022′s The Usual Night (Twitter account) from Japan is a 10-ep fake documentary series starring the members of Jpop group the Fantastics. It flew under everyone’s radars but apparently has a BL subplot featuring Yagi Yusei (My Beautiful Man) and Seguchi Leiya. This officially means they beat OnlyOneOf to the punch as the first inter-group BL pairing. Keito Kimura (Onoe from Candy Color Paradox) is also a member of Fantastics and in the show. Source reddit. No word on official international release. Japan is like that.
OnlyOneOf’s Nine dropped the last (?) in their BL Kpop series, 'beyOnd' (be #6)
I posted all my 2022 wraps, top picks, industry stats, etc..
Next Week Looks Like This:
Jan 19: Individual Circumstances 8 eps - A reunion romance between a movie director who was once promising and a writer who disappeared due to past wounds. Stars JunQ (main rapper of 2nd gen group MYNAME) and Han Jung Wan (Mr International Korea winner).
2023 forthcoming BL master post is in the works... wait for it... I had to finish all the 2022 wrap ups first. Also waiting for the last of the studio announcements.
THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS
Never Let Me Go
Ah the love triangle.
The Director Who Buys Me Dinner caught himself a live one.
(last week)
Current Kpop earworm? You gotta check out VIXX (sub unit) new single. Gonna Be Alright = 2 BL stars in one croon. (Hyuk Color Rush 2 & Leo Happy ending Romance). *props chin on hand and bats eyes winsomely at Ken* So?
#this week in BL#BL news#BL gossip#upcoming BL#best BL#new BL#BL reviews#Thai BL#Korean BL#Taiwanese BL#Japanese BL#live action yaoi#Rakutan Viki#gagaoolala#GMMTV#VIXX#VIXX leo#VIXX ken#vixx hyuk#Color Rush 2#Happy ending Romance#kpop#Never Let Me Go#My School President#609 Bedtime Story#Cutie Pie 2 You#I Will Knock You#The New Employee#The Director Who Buys Me Dinner#HIStory 5: Love in the Future
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Sonic Twitter Takeover 2022 Quotes with Absolutely No Context
"How many keyboards have you destroyed with those spikes of yours?"
"My natural beauty is simply eye-catching."
"And don't forget to draw my man-bun while you're at it."
"HE'S THROWING EGGS FROM HIS SLEEVES!"
"His mustache is glowing! ...He's got an LED strip on his face..."
"They made a game about my mean beans?! Bollocks."
(How did that get past the censors???)
"The beauty of that rock...it's enough to bring a tear to my eye..."
"Now I've gotta steal the Master Emerald AND that tiny rock horse!"
"Are you sure you didn't pack a toy with that Happy Meal?"
"LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS!"
"What happened when you ran out of baby carrots? *baby voice* Did you switch to apple slices?"
"STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE SUCKS!"
"What else are people saying in these apology videos? Is this where I fake-cry now?"
"I'm A BiG EgG! YaDa, YaDa, YaDa."
"I'll marry them."
*collective gasp from everyone*
"If these rules don't deter you, meet me at the Ferris wheel."
"The best things in life have a CRUNCH."
*gasp* "...Are you a Swiftie?!"
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a hedgehog should be able to run fast. Its quills are too short to get its fat little body off the ground. The hedgehog, of course, runs fast anyway, because hedgehogs don't care what humans think is possible."
"You're the best thorn in my side I could ask for."
"I was pretty happy when he replaced the water filter in the office fridge."
"I've been watching that show where a guy takes enemies down with ONE PUNCH!"
"YOU DON'T GET IT! There'll be SO MANY CHAINSAWS!"
"Tails, I see what you're going through."
"RIGHT?!"
"You can use my emergency floss to get that out."
"Oh, and if Twitter destroys itself, I'll rememberyou all."
#mel rambles#sonic twitter#twitter takeover 2022#sonic the hedgehog#dr. eggman#miles tails prower#precious child#knuckles the echidna#shadow the hedgehog#ow the edge#amy rose#pink princess#the level of self-awareness in these answers is INSANE#justice for strawberry shortcake tbh it's a great dessert
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Okay I got thoughts about Tails and how much of a little badass he is and this is gonna be a long ramble with spoilers for like most everything I can think of so buckle up if you keep reading.
The villains of the Sonic universe are doing themselves a disservice by only seeing Sonic as a threat and that if they take them out they’re good to go. But Tails is arguably the main problem to all their plans going south and none of them have really taken that into account in any media that I can remember.
Like okay Forces didn’t do a great job of portraying this side of Tails and they murdered his characterization in that game. Frontiers had to backpedal hard to try and fix it, I think they did a pretty good job for the the band-aid they had to slap on for an explanation as to why Tails was like that in that game honestly. Saying he was essentially overwhelmed and couldn’t be brave and fell apart cause he is you know still just an 8 year old child, is a pretty solid explanation honestly. But still Forces really didn’t know how to write Tails around the Sonic OC monstrosity I know most of us made. If they wrote Tails with his previous characterization in mind there wouldn’t have been a point to the player character cause Tails probably would have kept Eggman at like 50% and saved Sonic. (side note making the OC player character lowkey terrify was hilarious in cut scenes if you went that route and if you didn’t go back and play the game and just make the most terrifying creature game lets you trust me it’s worth the laugh).
But stumbling off my Forces soapbox, none of their rogues gallery seems to put two and two together that they’d probably win if Tails wasn’t there to come up with a counter plan to theirs.
Just to like build on why Tails is such a threat the their villains I’m gonna start with just Tails’ physical traits:
To start, Tails can keep up with Sonic. Very few characters are listed as being able to do that (granted most game mechanics have to make it so other characters can also keep up with Sonic). But in all the written out lore and characterization it's usually mentioned that Tails is an outlier in how he can keep up with Sonic and that's part of the reason they became friends.
Obvious one, Tails can fly. Meaning he has a whole other terrain he can fight in and leaving it to gravity in a fight with him will fail. And combine that with his speed being up there with Sonic's and now nowhere is safe from him.
Tails can pack a punch. He's been fighting since a young age, younger than most of the older characters even, and is best friends with Sonic and Knuckles so of course the kid knows how to hit something and fight.
Tails is really strong. I know that one twitter take over has a joke that Tails is ripped but like he'd kinda have to be. We've seen him able to carry both Sonic and Knuckles at the same time and not to mention all the heavy machinery he works with regularly. That 8 year old is pure fluff and muscle.
Now here's where Tails goes from menace to threat for their rogues gallery:
To start with Tails is a super genius. At 8 he's on par with Eggman in intelligence, a man with a doctorate and who's been at this for years, and at times out out classes him (i.e. see the zombot arc Tails figured out a cure when Eggman couldn't against his own virus)
He's made a fake chaos emerald that was next to indistinguishable from a real one. Like I might make a whole separate post about this one later but this child made something that was essentially close in power to a god-like entity, like what the actual fuck.
He's defused a nuke. Eggman did not foresee a baby that apparently has a part time job as a one man bomb squad wrecking his plans.
Ace pilot skills. Wasn't sure if I should put this here or the list above, but I'm putting it here cause my list. But just any sort of air battle Tails has covered either with his own tails or a plane, the sky's are his.
No one really talks about this from Sonic X but Tails built a whole ass functioning space craft Star Trek Enterprise style that they all lived on for months, had artificial gravity, and fuck you levels of weaponry. I know nothing is really canon from that show but I mean how could I not list it.
Tails is the one that comes up with the plan or invention that Sonic and gang use to win (usually he is...Amy seems to have taken over the more plan side of things in IDW comics during/after Forces for big battles, and we love this for her in this house). But like Tails is the one whose invention or plan usually ends up being the main reason they win.
Tails has a super form and can use chaos energy. Like despite what the line up of the cast who can go super form would have people believe, this is actually stated to be a rare trait that few have the ability to actually do. (it's like going super saiyan, cause it ripped it off, stated to be rare then everyone can just do it cause plot)
Tails is just such a one man army at 8 years old that I see him just becoming an even bigger threat as they get older. Cause he's canonically 7 years younger than Sonic and one of the youngest characters in the cast. Meaning he's got room to grow still and if he can keep up with the older character at 8 how strong is this kid gonna be by the time he reaches Sonic's current age of 15.
Like I see it that as they get older Sonic will still be the main protector of the planet and a thorn in all their villains sides. But like if Tails walks up that's it..fight over..you lost..don't stop at go to collect $200 just do your self a favor and go straight to jail.
Out of the whole cast, though they are all young and could only get stronger at this point with age, Tails has the most potential out of all of them with just how many skills this kids has on him.
Also throwing this in here cause I can, Sonic is one of the few if not only person who recognizes this about Tails. It's why he trusts Tails so much and falls back on him when things go bad (also trusts him cause Tails is his best friend/little brother/family figure). Sonic is well aware that his little brother will more than likely one day surpass him and he's proud of that. Sonic pretty much raised Tails so he has a weird combination of proud older brother/almost-parental proud feelings about it. They're brothers you honor.
Welp this is my ramble about Tails cause he's one of my favorite characters ever. Feel free to add on to it if anyone else thinks of anything that I missed. This was all 100% rambles from memory and I have shit memory so I know for a fact I missed something.
#tails the fox#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#I just love tails alright he's fluffy and adorable and can kick ass#all the best traits#wrote this cause it's been on my mind and I called out from work today cause I feel awful#instead of 10 hours of paper work today I'm writing this#but yeah Tails has been my favorite character since I was still in the single digits of age#so it's been a while of him at the top of my list considering I'm closer to 30 now than I am my teen years#time may be an unstoppable force no one can fight against in terms of aging but fav characters are forever#spoilers#just a general spoilers tag cause we'd be here all day if i listed each spoiler individually
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#saitama definitely bullies people on twitter dot com#nothing will change my mind on that#one punch man fake twitter#one punch man twitter#opm fake twitter#opm twitter#fake tweets#fake twitter#one punch man#opm#saitama#metal bat#opm metal bat#opm garou#garou
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An Overall Summary of Sonic Twitter Takeover 2022
So basically:
-Shadow and Amy are Swifties
-Knuckles has a rock collection
-Eggman knows about the incompetence of Elon Musk
-Sonic gave a Youtuber apology
-The Twitch streamer GamesCage was condemned by The End for slandering Tails
-Tails is dyslexic and can't read Twitter tags
-Sonic is a hater against strawberry shortcake
-Knuckles is a One Punch fan and watches anime with Cream and Vanilla
-Shadow is now married to his number 1 fan
-Amy takes vacations to Little Planet
-Sonic is good at changing water filters
-A Sonic version of the Bee Movie Script exists in ancient text
-Knuckles is into Lizzo music
-Shadow eats coffee beans with a spoon
-Sonic games exist in the Sonic universe as a retelling of the gang's adventures
-Eggman had a man bun
-And Shadow basically told Sonic "your Jordans are fake"
We live in a Sonic era where all this is real, what the fuck is even reality anymore lmao
#sonic frontiers#sonic twitter takeover#sonic the hedgehog#your jordans are fake#mike pollock#roger craig smith#colleen o'shaughnessey
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Just making this post of arguements against Sprina because all of the usual fandom racism bingo scenarios pop up even though its a soap and not a show on Netflix.
Here goes:
-“Spencer’s too good for Trina!” On a show where a good chunk of the heroes are mobsters, Trina is too good for Spencer because of transgressions he’s been punished for. Since I started watching this show when I was 10 I’ve witnessed the male lead kill his son’s biological father in cold blood and still get love scenes and weddings, but go off I guess.
The faux concern reminds me of the Vampire Diaries “Bonnie’s too good to date vampires” song and dance, when no one else on that show was “too good for vampires.” Ironically, a certain fan base’s blonde fave wasn’t too good for Spencer and hinged this profound bond between them on the fact that they were friends in third grade.
Moving on.
-“Spencer would abuse Trina.” Why? Well, I’m glad you asked reader. Spencer punched the guy his cousin’s girlfriend cheated on him with. So obviously, because Spencer hit another grown man — on a show where pacifism is the exception and not the rule—he’d abuse his romantic partner.
-”They haven’t even been on a date!” They’ve just had the fake-dating trope to lure out a serial killer, had meaningful talks about their complex family situations, gone to a wedding together, worked together, had dreams about each other and Spencer wrote a love letter to Trina. But, because Spencer hasn’t given Trina his letterman jacket they’re not a couple.
-”They seem like siblings/there’s no chemistry!”
Personally, I’ve never kissed my brother like that, but to each their own I suppose.
-“Why does Trina get everything!?!!?” Revisionist history, for a solid three years every boy on the teen scene liked Josslyn and Trina was there to listen to her romantic problems.
I can call out a toxic soap couple when I see it, but it’s interesting that this very popular pairing is being held to standards no other couple is being held to. Why could that possibly be?
The Facebook fans like this who’ll say with their whole chests that they don’t want to see an interracial ship are awful, but somehow less annoying than the Twitter GH fans lobbying against Sprina under a guise of altruistic concern.
#fandom racism#sprina#trina robinson#spencer cassadine#gh#general hospital#the josslyn /jex fans are the worst
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without proof you shouldn’t call anyone a pedophile
chainsawman creators original break out manga fire punch features pornographic rape scenes extreme pedophilia incest (sister falls in love with brother and begs him to give her a child and he almost complies but she gets killed) beastiality and some necrophilia most of which are not shown / discussed as a critique or for story progression but again, in pornographic ways, u can tell when someone’s mentioning or showing triggering topics with the intent of getting off on it and u can look at rlly any review of fire punch and find most ppl agree it’s pornographic in nature, he also made a one shot manga about two sisters falling in love and one of the sisters making the other strip nude to draw her sexually to which the sister does the same thing back (basically him drawing two children naked in sexual positions over and over) and again all that stuff in chainsaw man (adults trying to have sex with denji, adults groping and making out with him, adults saying they could go to prison for wanting to be with him, im not that far into it but those r examples) along with him pretending to be his own fake elementary school age sister on twitter who praises him in third person ect ect look if u think all that isn’t questionable then that’s ur thoughts but i donot trust da guy and again he needs his hard drive checked
#✉️#i am saying this as someone who reads csm im not canceling it#i am just saying he isn’t trustworthy and i can say that regarding many manga creators i like#bc it’s a wide spread issue
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i will always love your anons going "a friend of mine totally told me that simone did this or that, i know nothing about her! i'm just a casual fan! hehe!"
paramount global was the first major company to release a statement after the hamas attack, which is fine because it was terrible for sure. but on october 12 they were the first donating $1M, a week after the attack and when Israel had already started their collective punishment, a war crime. pointing that out, that the production of ft is a zionist company isn't different from pointing out that the marvels was developed by disney, a company that donated $2M to israel too. people crying about one stating true statements about these big entertainment companies are so similar to those people saying that they just can't boycott starbucks because they need their caffeine 😵💫
and for a long time I've given the benefit of the doubt to jb for his pinkwashing trip to israel (i'm the anon who has said that i don't think he's a zionist), but how his fans keep brushing it off is annoying. he did it while being an adult man and the only reason why he isn't getting dragged like any other celebrity who went to do some tourism there is because most people don't know about it. jb fans, be grateful 🫵🏽
and everyone and their mom on stan twitter are talking about the role of celebrities in this situation? trying to act morally superior as if the visibility of celebrities and entertainment media didn't help the zionist propaganda machine. even now timothee chalamet is rightfully getting dragged for a snl skit mocking the situation
I love how his fans are calling out this celebrity, that celebrity and everyone and their mothers, they're also crying about how people need to hold their faves accountable but guess what...it's just crickets for him.
They're even campaining for him to win awards for his role in FT. If you're so pro holding your faves accountable why are you ignoring your fave's pinkwashing of Israel and why do you want that zionist show to win awards? the double standard just hits like a punch in the gut
honestly the fact that they are supposedly pirating the show isn't cutting it anymore, I think a lot of them are faking it, they already had their subscritions ready months ago, they were foaming at the mouth because they want support him, they don't care about the rest, they're probably crying about the bad timing
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Controversial Fame - Chapter 2
When Mila Jordan meets her long-time celebrity crush Nicholas Whitmore, she understands why people say you're better off without meeting your idols.
But Nick surprises her by showing glimpses of the maturity he should possess, being older than her - only to turn around and act like men half his age, going from one girl to the other at every party they meet. Contrary to what most - even Nick - believe, Mila doesn't mind. In fact, she envies him: after losing her husband and being propelled to fame for the eulogy she performed at his funeral, she's sure she'll never fall in love again. So she's determined to learn the art of casual relationships so she won't spend the rest of her life alone.
What happens when Nick offers to be the one to teach her how to be in a physical relationship without emotional attachment?
Will Nick be prepared to realize the student overcame the master?
It was almost 2 AM by the time I left Louis’s guest bedroom. Cynthia was always a good fuck, but man, did she take her time to get down to business. If I wanted to wine and dine someone before getting down to business, I wouldn’t be in this damn party, in the first place!
I smiled at some people I know, silently praying no one would pull me towards more meaningless conversation. Friday nights would go so much smoother if people were honest to themselves about what it was that they wanted to be doing in the evening.
Having a drink? Hey, a party is a good place for that. Even dancing, that much was understandable, but the truth of the matter was that most people were here because they either wanted to fuck someone, or wanted people to know they were friends with someone.
And that was something I just couldn’t understand. Well, not the fucking part, I was in that group, too - but I never lied about it. There was no need to pretend something more than sex was going to happen, every woman I’d been with knew that I didn’t fake pleasantries to get them into bed with me.
My Friday nights were about fucking, and only that.
“Hey, Nick!” I almost froze upon hearing my nickname, but thankfully it was only Jesse trying to call me back into the group. They’d moved onto one of the game rooms and everyone was seated in a sort of semicircle around a coffee table filled with dozens of beer bottles.
I smiled, because if there was one thing that helped me handle the dread of parties (apart from fucking) it was talking to my friends. “You disappeared so suddenly, no one knew where you were!” My best friend teased me, only to hear the echo of laughter as I took a place on the couch next to the new girl.
“You can’t be that stupid,” Rachel teased him, giving Jesse a playful punch. “He disappeared into the house with Cynthia. Of course you knew what they were up to!” Being almost as bad as I was when it came to sex and relationships, Jesse just shrugged. If there was one thing he loved, it was teasing me to death.
“He said in an interview this week that he was looking to settle down and have a family. I figured he’d be somewhere proposing to her or something.” More laughter flowed freely around the room, but I could feel my cheeks start to burn.
Leave it to Jesse to miss the line between teasing and making someone uncomfortable. I couldn’t call him out, though - he wasn’t wrong. I still remembered the second after I blurted out those words to the interviewer of a morning show - I could blame the hour, how hungover I was, anything, but the damage had been done…
Thousands of fangirls had my twitter going insane, offering to become the mother of my proverbial children, and the worst part is that I couldn’t say that I hated it.
“I’ll give you this,” Rachel interjected, looking pensive as she waved her beer around as a prop. “You’re almost forty! As the oldest in the group, you should be the one at least considering the idea of settling down.”
I rolled my eyes as I accepted a cold beer someone offered, quickly leaning back to take a swig of it. I didn’t miss the way the newcomer’s eyes watched me, and it made me smirk.
“I don’t understand why you’re so worried about it. I’m not that old, Rachel. The second I decide to settle down…” I didn’t manage to finish my sentence. A little giggle had me interrupting my train of thought, turning to the side to frown at the new girl and find out what it was exactly that she considered being so funny.
“Something wrong?” To her point, she looked mortified, staring at the empty bottle in her hand as if wishing it would burst into flames and give her an out from this conversation. I hadn’t been around her long enough to know how much she’d drank, but it was safe to assume alcohol had played a part in her inability to stay quiet.
“Not really.” She tried to get away with it, but I wouldn’t let her. Maybe it was the alcohol in my own veins, but I was more than a little curious to know what that giggle meant and what was the image the newcomer had of me now. “I’m sorry.”
“No, by all means. Tell us.” There was a little moment of visual confrontation, but even then she seemed reluctant to admit what it was that ran through her head while I was speaking. “C’mon, we’re all friends here.”
I didn’t mention that we - her and I - weren’t just yet - and that I had no intention of letting our relationship become that. For the purposes of what I wanted from her, however, it was important that I knew exactly what it was that she thought of me, and I’d do anything to learn that.
The newcomer - Mila, I remembered it now - looked at Rachel as if asking for help, but the other woman just shrugged, probably too drunk by now to pick up on how uncomfortable the atmosphere had become. Finally, Mila adjusted on her seat and took a deep breath - beer bottle no longer in her hands to give her the extra nudge that she needed.
“It’s just that… I mean, look at you.” She pointed at my outfit, which consisted of a tank-top with a flannel and a baseball cap flipped back. “You don’t look forty, you look like a teenager. If you wanted to be married, you’d be. It’s obvious that you’ll never go down that road, though - unless something really out of the ordinary happens.”
I wanted to ask her why she thought that, but the answer seemed to be obvious enough. Even though I hardly knew her, this woman had been able to perfectly analyze me just by watching my behavior tonight, and I can’t say it felt too good to be so easily judged, even if we were amongst friends.
Her ability to see right through me sparked up some of my deep-seated insecurities. Who’s to say my fans, my audience, can’t see the act I put up every time the cameras are on me? They expect a character in my movies, of course, but not when I’m being interviewed.
Fuck, this woman really ruined the night for me. And she didn’t even know me. That was the worst part. She just had to insert herself into the conversation and turn it upside down. How annoying.
“If I wanted to be married” as if it was so simple. Dating in Hollywood was never simple, and finding someone to settle down with was a challenge enough of its own without fame to consider.
“Does this mean you’re offering?” At her tilted head, a sign of her confusion, I quickly clarified. “Would you like to marry me?” Everyone, including her, broke down into laughter, but I could see there was some embarrassment in her features that she was trying to hide.
I chuckled, drinking my beer while I waited for her response, which she only gave me after wiping her hands down on the loose fabric of her dress. Another sign of nervousness. Good, so I wasn’t the only one feeling this way. “See? That’s the thing. You could have anyone you wanted. It’s not for lack of suitors that you’re still single. So it has to be for the lack of real interest.”
I pondered over her words, my lips pursing as I leaned back on my chair once more. But my eyes never left hers, and I struggled to make sense of the fog of anxiety that was quickly clouding my judgment as my friends waited for my rebuttal.
I looked at the woman who seemed to read me so well with barely veiled interest. She was so young, definitely way younger than me, but despite her obvious nervousness in this environment (then again, she was just starting to get introduced into this world, I remembered), the way she spoke made it seem like she was certain of what she said. And seeing as she was talking about my life, that gave me very conflicting feelings.
First, I felt weirdly understood by this complete stranger who had just waltzed into my friend group. No one here had ever considered this possibility - or if they had, they certainly didn’t have the guts to confront me about it. But here she was, like something out of a novel, just suddenly here and seemingly seeing parts of my soul I’d never exposed to anyone before.
Which, of course, also infuriated me. Try as I might, I didn’t like to be vulnerable, especially in front and because of someone I barely knew. It was irrational and a little bit childish, but I couldn’t control that part of my brain - maybe because of the alcohol, maybe because of the entire situation.
“Very well,” I smirked. “I like how you think of me. Guess it means you find me incredibly attractive, huh?” I winked in her direction, and she ducked her head to hide her expression, but I knew the effect I had on her. I saw the way she looked at me, and it wasn’t that different from the way I had trailed my eyes up her body. “Still, I’d like to know how the hell would you know that all that it takes for a marriage to work is interest.”
She cleared her throat at that, straightening up on the chair as she found the courage to look me in the eye again. I thought that question would have shut her up, the perfect nudge to make her realize she didn’t have the authority to keep talking about this subject, but it was clear that it hadn’t been the case at all.
“I’ve been married, actually,” she clarified, and even though I didn’t sense any presumptuousness in her tone, it still made my blood boil. So I shrugged, taking another swig of my beer before commenting, as if it was no big deal at all, “And so what? If he got tired of you, it’s not like interest is everlasting, is it?”
I regretted the words as soon as they were out. I closed my eyes as I mentally punched myself for hurting someone so viciously for something this small, but when I opened them again, she wasn’t there anymore.
Rachel was though, and she stared at me with clear anger in her features.
“Her husband died, you asshole.”
I felt like I’d been punched to the stomach. Because the worst part was, I knew it. I knew it and I just didn’t remember it. The video I watched, the video that propelled her into the eyes of the nation, was her eulogy to her late husband, and I was nothing but a fucking idiot.
#original writing#original fiction#original characters#writing#tropes#celebrity#romance#fiction#fiction romance#original#words#relationship#prose#spilled ink#writers#I love you#currently reading#books and libraries
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