If you’re still taking prompts, how about Eda taking bets with the other Owl House parents on which kids will be proposing first?
"Willow," Darius said, like it should have been obvious. "Of course it'll be Willow."
"You're betting against our son?" Camila demanded, eyebrows raised.
"Yes," Darius said.
Alador nodded. "Yeah, my money's on Willow," he said.
Camila threw her hands up. "Am I the only one who has any faith in him!?" Camila vs Hunter's sort-of-dad and sort-of-step-dad; it wasn't a battle of wills that Eda expected, but it was one she enjoyed watching.
"I agree," Perry said. "I'd say Willow."
Raine looked contemplative. They hummed, tapping a rhythm on the table, but didn't offer a side yet.
"Actually, I side with Camila," Lilith said slowly. She looked like she was thinking hard. Weighing the pros and cons would be Eda's bet. "Hunter is shyer than Willow, but he loves her dearly and he's brave. He can be very determined. I can see him proposing."
Darius and Alador exchanged dubious glances. Camila smiled smugly.
"Well, what about Luz and Amity?" Raine asked, tapping their chin.
"Luz," Camila and Eda said.
"Amity," Lilith said.
"Honestly, considering their track record, I expect them both to propose on the same day," Alador said with a shrug. "Or they'll try to anyway. Hopefully without Hooty's involvement this time."
"Is something wrong with Hootsifer?" Lilith demanded.
"You don't want me to answer that."
"Okay," Darius cut in quickly. "What about Gus and Matt?"
Perry snorted. "They'll need to actually date first," he said. "And my hair will be entirely grey by the time those boys sort themselves out. They're both painfully oblivious."
"Are they still calling it a rivalry?" Camila asked sympathetically.
"Unfortunately," Perry sighed.
Alador snorted into his apple blood. Eda gave him and Darius her most shit-eating grin.
"Yeah," Darius sighed. "We'll all be waiting a while on those two."
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you can’t tell me that there wasn’t an underground fight club at hexside. there’s no way. not when these bitches
and i mean all these bitches
literally were right there
tell me there wasn’t one.
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can i talk about him? no? ok thanks
so um i had an idea that he would go to beaches or in forests whenever he had free time and he would just like. collect creatures. like he brings a bag and when he finds a bug or a crab he just collects them and takes them home and builds them stuff and he shows them off to his friends
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desperately need to know what happened that made Darius such a hater (It was Odalia, Odalia happned) (also peep Eda and Raine in the back i love them)
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when i said id stop i lied
Eda: You know, when Darius comes over, Alador can get a little…
Raine: Psycho?
Lillith: Scary?
Perry: Drunk?
Eda: All three.
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@ all toh fans: Who would the Hexsquad (Lumity, Huntlow, and Vee and Gus) all dress up as for Halloween? Human Realm Media (not including made up ones like TGWA, CF, MSA, etc)
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I know I’m hyperfixating bad but
my old hexsquad headcanon is that Darius called Raeda “Songbird” for obvious reasons and embarrassed the fuck out of the two of them every chance he got.
Darius and Eda made it a point to annoy the hell out of Lilith too. One time Lilith turned their abominations against them and hunted them down for the rest of the school day. “Can’t we hide in the secret halls?!” “No! Raine is practicing in there! Also, she knows about them and that’s where she’d check first if she realizes we’re missing.”
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Raine: “Dumbest scar stories, go!”
Lilith: “I burned my tongue once drinking tea.”
Darius: “I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.”
Eda: “I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.”
Perry: “I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand, and I got a really bad burn.”
Alador: “I have emotional scars.”
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Toh au where everything is the same except⬇
Kikimora constantly has "drop kick me" and "stinky" and "breath if you like me" etc type notes on her back and it's never explained until season 2 when we see the Golden Guard causally walk by her being his normal annoying self (affectionate) and pats her on the back before he walks away whistling, and when Kiki turns around we see the "trip me" note. Kiki is too distracted by mentally murdering Hunter for the 728th time to notice the pat on the back let alone a note
One of the reasons that Kikimora hates Luz so much is that she broke the unspoken rule of hysterically laughing when she first saw the notes
The coven scouts have become accustomed to this, they take daily bets on what the notes will say
Coincidentally someone (Kiki. She has no evidence that he's the one who plants the notes but she can feel it in her soul) draws fake mustaches and faces on Hunter's GG mask whenever he takes it off. No one ever mentions it and he's too sleep deprived to notice
Enjoy
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