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He had never seen Roscoe act like that - sewis
He had never seen Roscoe act like that.
Sebastian was honestly a little bit baffled if he could be honest. He and Roscoe were cordial, if one could define a human-dog relationship like that. And it took a lot of work to get to that point, where he and Roscoe were something more than polite frenemies.
If Seb had been informed a few years ago that he would be seriously contemplating his strained relationship with his boyfriend’s dog, he would laugh in your face. Who seriously contemplates their relationship with their boyfriend’s dog? Sebastian guesses he does now. Especially in the wake of Lewis’ ex, Nico, coming by after a business trip abroad for his environmental awareness campaign. It was seriously a bit insane, the life that Lewis had.
Sebastian was still a little bit baffled by Nico. And Roscoe. But especially Nico.
He had maybe a moment to contemplate how to approach Nico when Roscoe came barreling down the hall and into Nico’s legs, knocking the other man down by his knees practically to be able to lick over his face. The bastard was even panting, His butt wagging in excitement at seeing Nico, he was clamoring all over the man, ruining his surely ethically sourced designer button up.
That solves it. Sebastian was the other woman in Roscoe’s eyes.
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“Well, I mean Nico was Roscoe’s other dad since he was puppy…” Was the only explanation Lewis could give Sebastian, and he was honestly blown away by this whole situation. What did he mean? Why did he never know this was a serious matter?
“I’m just surprised! I didn’t know you shared custody until you messaged me Nico was coming over to have his allotted time. And then come to find out, your dog peed on my shoes because he thought I was the other woman. It’s remarkable, really. I didn’t know a dog could feel that way.” He remarked, looking down at their vegan korean food take away, laughing just a little.
“I don’t exactly know if he sees you as the other woman but Roscoe is very smart! And he was down when Nico and I split. He always loved Nico a little bit more most days.” Sebastian nodded and hummed. This was truly baffling, honestly.
“You certainly have a type, I’m surprised Roscoe didn’t just accept that Nico looked a little different.” He attempted to joke, swirling up his noodles. Lewis just shot him a very unamused look and Sebastian held his hands up in surrender.
#ok listen i don’t go here#i’m a sebchal girlie until the cows come home but#every prompt i get#i will give you something w my whole heart#i don’t know what this is#but i hope it made u smile#sewis#sewis fic#nico rosberg#sebastian vettel#lewis hamilton#roscoe hamilton
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People jumping ship cause of the new masks is very ahhhh. Telling. Tbh.
#very much so#tell me you where only here cause of the looks without telling me your only here cause of the looks#listen. I miss the old masks already too. that’s not the point.#you can mourn for something without that taking away your joy for it.#‘it’s all moving so fast’ iii has been turning red since July.#‘they’re evolving too fast’ or we just got here later then others.#‘I can’t even listen anymore’ sucks to be you. the music that has been put out hasn’t changed so I don’t understand this one#‘they’re gonna get cancelled over this’ ok. I guess this is just thinning out the people who were real fans and who where fake fans#I’m gonna be a sleep token fan til the end. if this is the way they want their image to go? I’ll follow. if we get heavier music next?#sounds fucking amazing to me. (I listen to heavier stuff anyway).#idk I just think it’s so so so fucking telling. that if your jumping ship cause their Live Performance Aesthetic has changed… you didn’t#mean it when you said sleep token was important to you.#like I’m 100% MOURNING the old masks. I am BMO with Finn’s old hair sobbing about the old masks.#but I know this too shall pass#this is how I fucking felt about Vessel’s mask change#and to everyone going ‘what about Vessel and the Chior!’#1). VESSEL HAD A MASK CHANGE EARLIER THIS YEAR!!! he isn’t gonna change masks again so fast those fuckers r expensive!#2). the choir did have a change?? they wherent wearing robes at all and where in body chains they looked amazing#I get we are all neurodiverse and hate change but take a deep breath before you renounce all your sleep token love#I’m guessing Vessel will get a new mask in April again. for the kick off show.#tonight was a closing show. and he didn’t FEEL GOOD. I wouldn’t be surprised that if he was gonna do something with a new mask#if he pushed it back because he didn’t feel good.#he performed a whole show while we could TELL his throat was hurting. fuck.#I want to wrap him up in a warm hug and give him hot water with honey in it.#idk I’m rambling. it’s just telling.
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I had a dream that taylor swift released a new album that employed her most despicable marketing move yet: she promised that new joanna newsom songs were buried as hidden easter eggs within the ends of her other songs, but every time a new jnew song was about to play, it would simply skip to her next track. a disgusting display of capitalist trickery. naturally, i had no choice but to listen.
now, this album of hers, like most of her creative output, played it extremely safe to appeal to the widest possible commercial audience, wherein she deployed inane similes such as “clear like crystal” and “red like a rose.”
however, one song that was clearly controversial, but only in ways taylor herself was too obtuse and tone deaf to realize, was her ballad “sleep in the middle east,” which argued that being with her “middle eastern” lover signified an act of decentralization of global imperialist powers that locationally designate the region as being “the middle east” within a complex political/geographic framework, as when they are together, their love is what becomes central to our cosmological paradigms.
the title comes from her line in the chorus “I get no sleep in the middle east,” to imply that she is either wide awake tossing and turning over her lover, or that they are too busy staying up all night having freasknasty dominatrix and/or tame vanilla sex (I can only assume that with t-swift it’s only one or the other).
aside from the obvious glaring problematics of composing such a song in the first place, some other lines are also suspect in subtler ways. for example, her opening line, “why does bombay feel so different from mumbai” is clearly her gesturing towards the idea that every city in the middle east feels so locationally specific due to the nature of experiencing it with her lover, whereas she feels “no different going to france or congo.”
the keen-eared listener will immediately notice many issues here. first of all, she is listing cities in india, a country that is not part of the middle east in even the most generous estimation. secondly, bombay cannot possibly feel “so different” from mumbai, as they are, in fact, the same city. i also have a hard time believing that taylor did not notice a difference between “france and congo” (a line she rhymes with “let’s go to a place that only we know”), or, frankly, that she has ever set foot in the drc.
it was clear by the nature of this song that taylor did not expect to receive any flak for this harmless tune, and in fact i believe she expected to receive praise for finally (alluding to) dating her first ethnic. however, as you can imagine, her detractors had a field day tearing apart this song, myself included, which is why i am now reporting back from my dream world to deliver my somnial findings to all of you.
#i don’t usually post my insane dreams here (even though many of them are like this OR STRANGER)#but this one was just too funny#literally IN my dream multiple people were texting me lyrics of the song and we were screaming laughing about it#taylor pls drop the album in this world too. the people need to hear it#i also made a nearly identical tumblr post WITHIN MY DREAM (minus the caveat that it was only a dream)#we were having an absolute fucking field day we were going crazy#ok im going back to sleep now 👍🏼#hopefully to listen to more excellent tunes#o
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Time to remind you all of my bad taste (absolutely devastated over the way Ward AoS’s arc went)
#I know he was awful that’s the point! there was a little bit of good there and I wanted it to come out so bad!!#and I HATED when he did start telling the truth and it was proven time and again and then they were like lol stop begging us not to send yo#to your abuser we’re gonna do it anyways#like listen you could see him teetering and you can SEE how they become opportunities of sin instead of grace for him#like if somebody had just showed him grace!!#ok anyways it was just a lot for me ok#but the whole opportunities of sin and grace for each other thing was FORMATIVE to me#still a foundation of my worldview#also just remembered the Framework arc my beloved#weird thing to be beloved but here we are#also foundational to me#also shoutout (negative) to Wards brother that guy is still the scariest villain I’ve seen#cause I 100% knew he was lying and still started to go is he though??#I don’t like being gaslighted in my own home
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#boreas 🖤#the oh hellos#oh hellos#see I’d say lapis lazuli is the easy choice for myself#but then after a second of actually thinking#I’m like wait this is hard#BC HEAR ME OUT OK#boreas is not my fav album BUT there are some underappreciated bangers on here#ROSE?? i could write a whole essay on rose and I have#boreas??? SUCH a beautiful song omg#cold and glowing i don’t listen to enough but they’re v good too#and then the instrumentals are GREAT#dare i say i do not like a kindling of sorts that much#i don’t hate it heck I don’t even dislike it but i don’t go outta my way to listen to it or anything#i do love the torches musical motif tho that’s so clever and it’s an effective intro#kinda like prelude but i prefer prelude#and smoke rising is just the rose instrumental extended which i love bc it’s SOO pretty ☺️#ANYWAYS we got off topic#u all know this by now im just reiterating what i said before this choice is HARD ASF#dear wormwood#ttddv#through the deep dark valley#the oh hellos ep#notos#eurus#boreas#zephyrus#music stuff#folk music#indie music
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So are any of you bumfucks on this godforsaken app gonna talk about how Brazil (Declan McKenna) was written By and For Ronan Lynch or am I gonna have to do it myself let’s do this bitches
Fair warning I’m sorta really bad at analysis according to every English teacher I’ve ever had so this is a lot of me freaking out but I think it turned out ok (this took half a year)
Starting off strong with Cars and Animals (Ronan’s favourite) !! Anyway the vibe I’m getting from this is like. The barns and then the He’s got eyes talks like an angel looks like me part is about the like. Greywaren vs Ronan Lynch dream vs human stuff we see in Greywaren (not super spoilery but it kinda doesn’t make sense unless u read the book lmao)
I could write a whole second post as long as this one just about this line but let me unpack this because ohhh my god. First up the use of religion is so perfect for mister Lynch over here and then. IM THE FACE OF GOD IM MY FATHERS SON IS INSANE FOR HIM IM GOING SO FERAL OVER THIS HE LITERALLY IS GOD AND HES HIS FATHERS SON (“and Ronan was everything that was left: molten eyes and a smile made for war” and also The Scene in TRK where Adam goes into Ronan’s room and thinks Niall is sitting on the bed) THIS IS CANON
He’s Not what u think u see he looks so mean but he just wants his little farm and for his husband to get into heaven when he dies (he’s worried about his agnostic tendencies) jk but this is 100% ab stereotypes and how Ronan doesn’t rly fit into what anyone thinks he is (the whole thing about Adam wanting to be unknowable and realizing Ronan Is Unknowable [poetry chefs kiss])
Can’t eat leather is so self explanatory. The bracelets are RIGHT THERE you can’t fool me Mr mckenna
I’m done. I’m done. I don’t even need to keep explaining this it’s RIGHT THERE AGH
And onto the ecoterrorism
I’m kidding (not really) bc this part always makes me think of literally the Entire Plot of TDT when Ronan is going around destroying capitalism to save dreamers. This IS the servers scene and the underwater pipeline and the Mirrors lady and also the way all of TDT is about self discovery and learning who you are and how to deal with that in a society made to destroy you and how isolating and sad that is (it gets him down 😞) and I can KEEP GOING
And just the way the song is so melancholy and also happy at once hits me so hard cause it feels like what the Barns does when you read the book like it SOUNDS like something Aurora would sing to kid Ronan it’s so homey and sweet but also sad and perfect
And obviously I don’t go through the whole song here but I feel that I’ve made my case sufficiently enough thanks for reading this far I love u mwah
#this has been in my drafts for over 6 months#it’s finally here#I don’t even really listen to this song anymore but it hit just the same when I was listening to it to finish this post#also just fyi you can’t disagree with me. I am right and I will die knowing that#I’m going to reread the series now I miss my Boy#also insert joke about Declan Mckenna and Declan Lynch ok I’m done#this is a little late for his birthday but it’s close enough#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#Carried my life from ages 12-15 and will do so forever#this is so niche I genuinely have lost it#I miss them#ronan lynch#ronan trc#adam parrish#adam and ronan#richard gansey#gansey#richard campbell gansey iii#blue sargent#declan lynch#matthew lynch#the lynch brothers#the raven cycle#the dreamer trilogy#the raven boys#the dream thieves#blue lily lily blue#the raven king#declan mckenna#Brazil Declan mckenna
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ok here’s my orange blood song ranking for now but ik 100% for a fact this is gonna change tomorrow:
orange flower
mortal
blind
sweet venom
still monster
#ok if i had to explain how happy orange flower makes me…#just imagine if fate was a whole song#that’s how happy orange flower makes me#listening to it is making me tear up and i don’t even understand what they’re singing but i love it 😭#to all the kpop haters who say ‘why do you like kpop you can’t even understand what they’re saying’#cuz literally just the music itself is enough to convey everything one ever needed i swear 😭#i love orange flower sm 😭#also i’m a sucker for title tracks and i love sweet venom sm already and so it’s def gonna go up the ranking rq#and still monster are you kidding me???? i LOVEEE IT#so yeah idk how or why it’s last#i truly love every song here it pains me to put anything below no. 1 <//3#em speaks
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Spotify wrapped is gonna be fucked bc fall is when I start slipping out of my indie and folk mode into umm whatever else it is. Like ur only getting one side here buddy..
#like I don’t let myself listen to depressing music most of the summer . otherwise I’m spiraling always. LMFAOO#the only reason i seem so mentally stable is because I simply. have rules for myself. idk#‘so mentally stable’ ok l I don’t think I am but I guess I seem that way to everyone else#I keep it all in ok. doesn’t go anywhere. not even on here boys.#nobody sees. that’s my rule#not even me ! 👍#<- this isn’t even related to the post.
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society if i wasn’t obsessed with the idea of being in a relationship
#omg me when i vent in the tags hold on#discord oomfies : here we go again#IDKKKKKKK i’m on my period but something about being completely romantically invisible for my entire life is so. IT FEELS SO SHITTY#like i’ve never had a talkikg stage i’ve never been hit on nothing ever like that#like it is hard not to feel like a hideous beast i just don’t know what i’m doing wrong#I WISH SOMEONE WOULD TELL ME WHAT IM DOING WRONG!!!!!!!!!#bc as pathetic as this sounds i really do spend like the majority of my day wondering what the hell is so unattractive about me#bc i put all this effort in to try and be as conventionally attractive as possible. am i saying its working? no! but it’s not as bad as it#could be#and i mask SO HARD trying to be nice and normal#AND IM JUST!!! INVISIBLE !!!!#romantically that is the christian girlies who follow me around wanting to be friends don’t count.#omfg i know i’m whinging so much i’m annoying mysekf but if i don’t get this out i’ll explode#just keeping waiting for SOMETHING to happen and watching it happen to everyone i grew up with except me#IT HURTS!!!!!!#ok . going to go . idk do something . listen to rautavaara maybe
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Wdym Pete Wentz isn’t the singer of fall out boy
#IN MY DEFENSE#I don’t go here really ok#I listen to the occasional fob song but that’s it mostly#fob#fall out boy#pete wentz
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Two of my favorite thrift stores are having dollar and quarter sales this weekend and I’m stuck in bed because my body hates me 😭😭😭
#I’m being extra whiney and annoying tonight#I also was supposed to go to a listening party for Taylor Swifts new album tonight#but nope#fucking germs and fucking bad immune system#I know I’ll be fine in a couple days#but like if I could not get sick every other week that’d be nice#anywho here’s to hoping tomorrow I don’t feel like such a crusty goblin#send me something nice to brighten my mood#if you want#pls and thank you#ok whining over#for now#lol#mine#text post
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I think this is the first legitimately crazy authors note on Ao3 I’ve ever read.
#very much so#listen…. I’m reading for a new ship (new to me) and if things go wel I think it could really work out#ok all jokes aside I don’t know how I got here but I’m in love with this ship#it’s fratt btw. like punisher x daredevil.#I have a thing for superhero’s and I don’t even realize it until it’s shoved into my face btw#if anyone wants a link to the fic let me know but like 🤷🏼♀️#it’s 11:20 I’ve been fighting sleep all day I should be in bed but I am not#oof
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Another Gay Beach Moment
#drarry#my hand slipped and they are once again at the beach TT#I said I wouldn’t but then I did#I have basically trapped them here#Look. listen. drawing all the top surgery scars was bumming me out#sometimes you don’t have top surgery yet#but like it’s ok and stuff and you look hot anyways#sometimes u are keeping them#not me but sometimes!#let’s go to the beach (beach)#Nicky minjaj#draco malfoy#harry potter#draco x harry#harry x draco#trans draco malfoy#trans harry potter#cw for what I’m calling slutty beach levels of nudity#🌞🌈🏝
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i’m canadian yet don’t speak a lick of french :man_standing:
#! sol.txt#MY BAD ok listen i have. reasons#1) the french don’t even like canadian french and if i were to go to france and speak canadian french they’d sus me out so fast#2) i hate the french teaching system here it sucks. worksheets can’t be the sole learning source and they expect us to learn off of them#and then be able to speak perfect french during presentations and also have great comprehension skills#spanish was way easier bc it’s all speaking based lol so i got used to the words#bright side is that i can still read french to a degree and also can read italian wwww
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so like why is tumblr ugly now
#txt with v ☆#heyy 😭😭#i’m like … alive !!!#i just . have been busy w college and going through a breakup and getting into completely different music than i’ve ever been into before#very much not coming back for the foreseeable future. i just realized i’ve not logged on in nearly a year#seeing my work still getting love & some new followers was very nice to see !! that’s super cool#if i don’t really exist on here anymore i’m glad my work still will 💪🏼#still love skz but kpop hasn’t been the main genre i listen to for a while#i def still do. but it’s not as prominent and doesn’t take up 99% of my brain space like it did for a couple years#i think about this app all the time and miss when it was my favorite little hobby#actually nah this shit became my job. unpaid intern for tumblr dot com#jk#but#yeah#it was very fun and i am very grateful for the experience :)#ok peace out homies#i hope u all are well#swag.
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was kind of fun being delusional and pretending they were hanging out less well i hope they die. or um i hope that things that have clearly been stressors on their relationship get worse and they have a fight. and also i hope he cries during sex ok sorry jesus for saying that. i guess i could be normal and just say i hope they break up.
#slamming my head on the ground girl he is SO scraggly whatever. i don’t deserve to even be worrying abt it#i hope i’ve caused him plenty of insecurity i hope she’s falling out of love if she was ever in it#and ok self respect coming back into my body. i don’t say this as a. well damn i’d love to be a second choice#but yk. despite the situation i really kinda just have to laugh cause i’ve caused problems. barely even knowing them. lol#kk abby we’re going to ignore it and we’re gonna do our assignment and clean our room and listen to fun music#and mmm maybe have a drink but also i’m sick :(#he had a semi nice shirt on are they going on a date. i hope he dies.#film girl saga#thank u guys for supporting me in my insanity here
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