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violetjapan · 2 years

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Can we all get new lungs and livers nana?

Trash can liners?

Can Solomon’s nine just a better be fixed I will rat out every motherfucker all of your motherfucking son need to suck a dick in hell

No there’s nothing goddamn Sarah about this and if you don’t fix it I will put a steak for your face through your face

#Mary? meth?#Muslim post #and catholic #Egyptian too #oh oops mom #Philippines #san diego #baby deals

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jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear · 18 days

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Mom's GoFundMe || Help Moffy

Hey friends, here's the quick update on my mom. She's out of the hospital and has done two weeks of rehab, but it's very hard on her and she still needs help. A place close to me accepted her for extended rehab, thankfully within biking distance.

Bills are piling up, the worse being several hefty ambulance bills and I fear more is to come. I also have to worry about monthly rent, because it's very possible the new rehab place will take all of her social security while she is there. I don't make enough alone, I only work two hours a week. Seriously worried how I'm going to make it through this.

Again, I ask you for your help. If my blog has made a difference in your life, or even if it just made your days a little better with certified crane content, consider donating.

If you are uncomfortable giving though gofundme, donations can also be made through the following:

https://paypal.me/MistressOfFear?locale.x=en_US

https://ko-fi.com/mistressoffear

OR $CranesMistressOfFear on CashApp

#Help mom tag #fundraising #gofundme #oops there's my full name oh well #thanks for any help guys #mom forgive me for showing your face #she would not like that lmao

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moeblob · 4 months

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I'm literally both at the exact same time and I don't know how I've survived this long.

#fe three houses #bernadetta von varley #felix hugo fraldarius #bro i havent drawn student felix in so long i had to use a flippin reference im gonna scream #also teehee my phone adjusted to the time zone change and my laptop didnt #so im like pretty rad its only 3am i can go to bed soon #and then realized oh its 5am ................ oops #anyway the 5am is probably a very good reason as to why this was an immense struggle to draw lmao i should sleep #but im gonna go talk to my mom instead bc i can sleep later its ok probably

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coconut530 · 5 months

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RELIGIOUS TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #ACTUALLY LIKE. ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES EVER #LIKE YES MONTY STILL IS A BAD PERSON FOR ALL THE THINGS HE’S DONE #BUT HE IS AN AMAZING VEHICLE TO TELL THIS STORY WITH LIKE GOD👏🏻DAMN👏🏻#LIKE THE HANDS BURNING HIM AND LIKE PUTTING THEIR DIRT ON HIM TO MAKE THEMSELVES CLEAN WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ALL THE ADJECTIVES #“SO WHAT IF I AM!?” GOD. WHAT THE FRICK #NEED YOU FOR WHAT MONTY!?! OH CRAP IS THAT HIS MOM #WHY ARE YOUR EYES COVERED AND YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE IN RED #I MEAN YEAH MONTY WHAT YOU DID IN LIFE DIDN’T SOUND VERY GOOD YOU MAY HAVE EARNED THIS #MAKING HIM PRAY LIKE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT #ACK GOAT EYES AND OHHHHHHH JEEEEEEZZZ CREEPYYYYYYY #ALTHOUGH RED N FLYNN LIKE REALLY POPPING OFF TODAY #ACK GOAT CREATURE #THE CANDLES THE CIRCLE THE CREATURE THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THE LORD’S PRAYER IN THE LIKE FLAMES THE HANDS THE CREATURE SACRIFICING A PERSON LIKE WHAT THE TIDES HAVE CHANGED #AND MONTY’S LAUGH TAKING US OUT #OH HI ANNABEL AND OOP PROSPERO AND EULALIE AND BERENICE AND MORELLA HI WHAT’RE Y’ALL DOING HERE ODD COMBO OF PEOPLE #PROSPERO COVERING HIMSELF FROM THE AIR #“Goodness…” UH NO DUH LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON!?#DUKE HAS MADE ADA TAKE THIS TO THE EXTREME AND HE CAN’T TURN HER OFF AND HER EYE PARTICLES ARE ALL OVER THE LITTLE ALCOVE #WILL’S GETTING THE LIFE CHOKED OUT OF HIM BY MONTY STILL UNDER THE ADA INFLUENCE #LENORE TRYING TO STOP HIM (??) WITH PLUTO HOLDING HER BACK #WHAT’S HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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hotvintagepoll · 4 months

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I had a memory lapse today and happened to see my mother and went MOM, I DON'T THINK HUMPHREY BOGART MADE IT TO ROUND TWO and absolutely aghast look on her face I tell you what. (don't worry I just looked it up and see he's soundly crushing Bing, as is right and just, and I messaged her, phew.)

He had a tense battle with William Powell in round 1! But yes, he made it to round 2 and is currently sitting pretty with Bing Crosby.

#tell your mom that's what MY face was when i found out JAMES CAGNEY had not made it past round 1. oh am i still talking about that? oops #asks #humphrey bogart #family lore

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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nothing like a call from your mother to make that escapism feel extra sweet

#oops vent post Look Away Look Away i am once again bleeding all over my blog #ohhhhh boy am i gonna get Creatively Active tonight #we love to see my living situation crash and burn oh boy oh boy #i get three more months and then!!! back into the fire i go!#and the frying pan was just starting to get cozy....#well! time to brush up on my masking and acting skills #absolutely unprompted #yknow it was actually funny #i went on a walk right after that call #and it felt like i was in a fucking movie. symbolism was ever #literally stood and stared at the 'no connection' street sign for a solid two minutes #feeling the Irony #then a black cat stopped and stared at me from down the road?#and a hummingbird flew over to look me in the eye??#walked under an apple tree but every single apple was rotting???#a fly decided to land on me for a split second and then flew away? felt Ominous #didnt see a raven though so thats a plus. or a minus. im not superstitious and i love ravens #plus side of being forced to move: i get to keep both of my cats and ill no longer be in this damn state.#negatives: living with my mom. her boyfriend. two dogs. in a state i strongly dislike. with no positive connections. in a basement.#its gonna be so fun! (sarcastic. lying. said through gritted teeth)#agh sorry sorry #once again treating tumblr like my personal diary #just. sigh.#well if i get a job right away and save up #maybe ill be able to find somewhere with roommates!#people my ageish! fellow queers perhaps! somewhere welcoming #where i can relax and feel Understood and perhaps even content with being alive #where i have room to not just force the love of existence but truly Feel it #i have hope! i have hope... i am miserable but one day! i may not be!#ive waited and survived this long! ill make it! i will fucking make it i swear to god

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star-scrambled · 2 years

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MYSTERY SOLVED❗️❗️❗️

(a sequel to this post!)

#THE HAPYON DETECTIVE AGENCY MY BELOVED #or as I called it in YKW 3.....the your mom detective agency hehe >:3c #yo kai watch #yo kai watch 3 #inaho misora #hailey anne thomas #usapyon #vics silly art zone 2022 #10/16/22 #eyestrain #ignore the miscellaneous flag design on her jacket I was trying to attempt the demigirl flag #and then I prayed I made it look close enough to the trans flag to cover up my mistake #yeah it looks like Neither LMFAO 😭😭😭 OOPS #oh well! either way she’s not cis #also her bracelet is lesbian flag themed SHE ISNT HET EITHER BABY!!!!!!#amongst her autism pin. so canon talk to the hand #IM RAMBLING SORRY I JUST LOVE TGESE GUYS SO BAD LOL HAHA

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innytoes · 5 months

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The generator gave me space and fae AU, which just sounds awesome.

Okay but the first vivid mental image I had was Willie, an astronaut floating in space, with a cracking helmet, and this ethereal being coming to him and promising him safety, they're a benevolent species, here to help, how quaint your spaceship is, tell us more about your species and I'll save your life...

Willie is like: dope, aliens are gonna save me, this might as well happen. Not what I expected from the first mission to Mars but okay.

Turns out aliens and fae are really one in the same. They left Earth a while ago, convinced the humans would never progress beyond their own moon, if that. But are very charmed that they're still spoken of in stories and myths.

Caleb delights in taking a human form, albeit a sparkly one. He probes Willie's brain for all kinds of things, like Music and Technology and oh damn, you humans have only gotten more bloodthirsty and destructive since we left.

Willie is Not Too Fond of the cheerful, gleeful way he says it.

After a ridiculous amount of probing (of his brain, not his butt, though Caleb did catch that errant thought and they had a very awkward conversation about Sci-Fi Tropes), Willie is let loose on the spaceship.

He meets Reggie, who has been with the fae since they were actually on Earth. He stepped into a fairy ring somewhere around 900 AD. He is very relieved to hear Dogs are still a thing, and is also fascinated when Willie tells him about life on Earth now and what he missed.

He meets Luke, an alien who seems remarkably human except for the extra pair of arms and the fact that he only communicates in song. (Reggie confesses once that he's not sure if all of his species are like that, or if Luke is just Like That).

He meets Alex, who communicates through taps, who is fascinated with Willie's long hair and his laugh and whose pointy ears make Willie make the 'live long and prosper' sign at him. Which of course he does not understand, but it's still pretty cute when he does it back.

He slowly learns Alex' language, Reggie and Luke translating for him until he has a grasp of it. Willie was always a a quick learner, after all.

Eventually, they manage to escape from Caleb's space ship and they crash land back on what Willie thinks is Earth... until he realises the Molinas are very much Not Human. Still, they seem pretty chill, and their society is willing to help Willie keep the earth safe from the fae, and also, you know, let these four aliens stay.

Reggie is very happy to find that Something That Vaguely Resembles A Dog lives on the Molina's planet.

They all live happily ever after except for Caleb whose plans on world and galaxy domination are thwarted.

#fae au #space au #fanfic #julie and the phantoms #not!fic #I wrote a thing #AUs are awesome #Willie just like: OH THANK FUCK HUMANS WE NEED TO WARN THE PRESIDENT OR THE UN OR SOMETHING #And Julie cocks her head and is like: what's a president??? and smiles and reveals a row of very very sharp teeth and Willie's like: oops #poor julie was just coming to clean up her mom's studio when an escape pod with four aliens landed in her back yard like wtf

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emile-hides · 10 months

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Behold. Son.

#This figure is SO STINKEN BIG!!!!!#My mom woke me up today for a very very long day with 'He you got a package' and just #Plopped him on my bedroom floor dfgjfdkjgkfd #$30 worth of PURE BOWSER MIGHT delivered FIRST THING THIS MORNING #I only am NOW getting to really admire him he's SO COOL #I can pull his back off for the battery back for the light in his mouth #But eeeeeeeeh I'll get to that later #My Mario figure goes up to his chin so a lllllllllittle taller than he should be probably #BUT MY JUNIOR FIGURE FROM THE CHESS SET IS PERFECT!!!!#I'm only missing a good Peach at this point really #God he's so COOL!!!!!!#Oh my thousands of notebooks are visible for the world to see oop #You now all know that I can literally never retain anything ever and will write it down nine times #There's just a list of ship names I've learned in one of those things....#Anyway!!! Cool Bowser figure!!!!#My niece is going to loose her MIND over this thing

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drewsaturday · 7 days

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basic necessities vs. knowing my sibs will not be little kids forever and wanting to spoil them about it so hard

#txt #taking them to a carnival tonight bc outdoor events are a tad easier for me and we're meeting their #friend who has lesbian moms #i just wish it weren't so stupidly expensive oh my god #also wish i didn't have assignmence due tonight oops

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seagullcharmer · 3 months

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ack! took off my glasses but still scrumbling. i cannot see

#libra.txt #the way i took off my glasses turned off the light turned back to my computer and all the words disappeared #everything is but a blur of colour #i can barely make out what i'm typing. fortunately i have good muscle memory for where keys are on my keyboard #.....except it's ONLY on this keyboard. i always mess up when i use my mom's laptop (it's bigger than mine and has ten key so #all the letters are scooted over and i always trip up #anyway. blindness. rejoice. (not rejoicing)#oh. turned my brightness down and it helped marginally. fascinating. or maybe not. never mind #stop reading this i'm sleepy and incoherent / nonsensical #woooo forgot how bad the difference was between eyes #cannot read a single thing with my right eye. barely registers that there is a difference between black letters and grey tags #meanwhile i have to pause to let my left eye adjust #so wacky. eyesight. huh.#like i KNOW my left eye has been overcompensating my entire life. but still #this got wayyyy off track. oops. good night

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muirneach · 26 days

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not to grieve the life unlived over the stupidest things BUT… i wish i was into tennis during wimbledon 2023 i would kill to see the carlitos djokovic match in real time. like are you kidding meeee my all time fave guy vs my all time hated guy? in arguably the most important tournament of the sport? a FIVE HOUR GAME?? and carlos won making him one of the youngest winners and retaining the number one player spot and and and? dudeeeeee…. yeah carlitos is gonna win more slams but the first is always the most special to watch, especially after a game as crazy as that. i cant believe i got into this like half a year too late damn….

#yes yes i know it wasnt carlitos’ first grand slam win but it was his first wimbledon and ONE OF his first slams. so #like okay yes i could go back and watch it now and often i dont mind watching old games #but like. oh my god. this was a live only event #it really does make me sad… i want to see carlos win foreverrrr #sportsball #and its not for the lack of trying by my mother shes been trying to get me into tennis for my entire life #another classic case of oops ur mom was right the whole time #im sureeee she was experiencing shrimp emotions during those five hours she hates djoko more than me lmfao and adoresss carlitos

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apprenticestanheight · 3 months

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I stopped taking my iron bc I was like "I'm fine!!" and then a week and a half (maybe two) later, I realized I am not fine and am once again as pale as a ghost and was like "what the fuck is causing this" and then remembered "oh right. anemic who's not taking iron. This is my fault."

#cal talks #I genuinely cried bc I was so scared #and then I talked to my mom and my friend who's really good at keeping himself and others grounded #and I was like “oh yeah. anemia. oops.”

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skellytonsandstars · 9 months

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Oh my god I haven’t talked to anyone today have I

#skelly rambles #besides my mom and dad briefly #OH WAIT #my gf called me when I woke up #but that was for two seconds because I was half asleep and she was at a camp #but other then that uh #oops

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dellinah · 1 year

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I know some of the english comics and books gave Brer Fox, a one sided love interest in HoneyBear, whom had a crush on him that he didn't reciprocate.

Ha, the homeboy just can't catch a break. Then again, he is a classic Disney Villain. Those went through some shit, I'll tell you... thinking about it, Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear get out easy in the end. There was one that was eaten alive by hyenas, so

Kind of a shame that Song of the south is as controversial as it is, bc I could honestly see the characters from the animated segments being Disney toons in the 90's considering how often they are/were used in the comics.

There's smth about that era of Disney that is just my favorite. Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop, Tail spin, Gargoyles, Jungle cubs, Ducktails, Timon and Pumba; and so on. Im just saying, the Br'ers would fit right into that universe or with their own show. I just loved how some TV shows either expanded or explored the universes from the movies/stablished Disney characters, and sometimes crossovered them all. Miss that era.

That being said, the comics also are the closest thing we have now to the old 2D Disney style that we will probably never see again. Some of them are so dynamic and nicely drawn, it almost feels like animatics.

Im so nostalgic now I miss that era so much. Dont touch me im old

#ask #anon #i remember my mom used to drop me off at the video store and id pick the new Disney comic issues while she went to work #then id read them under the desk bc i didnt want to interact with the other kids who also got dropped off #bc ive been shy my whole life. oops #genuinely miss that era of Disney and i dont think theyve done anything GREAT in a while #esp not in smaller scales #but oh well. this is still about me crushing on the fox from an obscure movie right?#smth about that

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cowardlycowboys · 1 year

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today I got caught barking and it was kinda embarrassing

#omg kiera no one cares #i was excited about being payed ok the parking lot was empty except my mom #and then i rounded the corner to go to the door and there was A MAN working on said door #like oh oops my bad

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