why do I always decide to watch a horror movie when i’m stoned. what
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if I opened commissions again would anyone bite bc I am jobless, have a phone bill my parents can't afford to cover with all their other shit, and I need groceries that suit my preferences instead of the like. six or seven token food items my parents buy that I can eat
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if any crocheters have tips on how to not make sleeves slanted when making projects, I have two sleeves I have to frog bc I hate the look (I worked in the round using the same technique I used for hats and one side is slanted. Idk if I can fix it with blocking bc the yarn I used was bernat softee chunky acrylic (it's all I had on hand)) and I will take any and all tips you have ever.
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of course, the first time I feel truly motivated to write for adam in weeks all I want to do is get high and write stoner adam content.
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if I ever figure out how to do a spiral in a crochet project I will make a cardigan so sawtastic it'll blow all of sawtumblrs minds
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life will be kind of shit and then you'll see your friends for the first time in a long time and you'll leave the thing where you saw your friends and have a moment where you go "oh." because. it feels good to see them and your hope in things is restored
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healthy body in May
healthy habits in May
healthy lifestyle in May
healthy mindset in May
healthy thoughts in May
healthy boundaries in May
healthy relationships in May
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In my personal experience, whenever someone is in the a- spectrum they tend to fall into one of three categories.
1) The single most dirty minded person you have ever met
2) Completely oblivious to anything sex-related
3) A really strange combination of #1 and #2
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room
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"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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