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reireichu · 2 months

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you’re jacob anderson. you play out a god damn gothic drama full of tragedy romance and horror and baby trapping. your chemistry with sam reid is off the charts. you know you’re fucking killing it as louis de pointe du lac and everyone else can suck it.

your wife wants to ask you about the show, and you preen and tell her memory is a monster, as is all things loustat.

then she says, “no, honey. i just want to know, when is armand going to fuck the old man?”

#interview with the vampire amc #oh god even more shitposting #I’m sorry but I cannot help it #WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO RAIL THE OLD MAN #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #the vampire armand #old man daniel can like get it #i too would like to end a career this way

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exnusquam · 2 months

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Ooc.; u ever just randomly get the urge to bite people

#not even bite as in hurt them #more like #bite them as a socialization thing #biting to greet people #biting to show affection #is this just me being mentally ill on main or #skdhfshdj #words are hard bites are not #this is on the same level as the urge i get to headbump people in the shoulder like cats do #usually i project these urges onto my muses because it can be prime shitposting fodder to #oh idk for example have GOD bite proton in the ASS #but sometimes i just wanna. write this kinda stuff for catharsis #idk idk im just rambling ig #ooc.;

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steakout-05 · 6 days

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how i feel about TBYS causing a shockwave effect of everyone dogpiling on and harassing Illymation and spreading extremely easily disprovable and malicious misinformation about her and putting her in a lot of danger for literally no legitimate reason

#big rant in the tags incoming hold on to your hats:#i swear drama commentary youtubers are actually some of the most dense people on the fucking planet #like holy SHIT i have never seen a bigger display of collective stupidity than every drama commentary grifter harping on illy based on shit #-she didn't even say that they heard from a guy who sounds like budget ben shapiro. how are you that dense. like how. actually how.#it's just a big stupid game of idiot telephone with how much basic shit people are getting wrong because they heard it whispered from-#-another person. istg if i have to see ONE more person say that ''oh but she's encouraging obesity'' ''oh but she said [thing she literally #-didn't say]!!!'' im going to SCREAM. i am going to throw my phone against the wall if i see one more malicious misinterpretation of a-#-basic statement that even a fucking doorknob could understand with more grace and nuance than these idiots #i swear to god this is all so STUPID #drama commentary youtube is where basic reading comprehension and common sense go to die. it is the 10th circle of internet hell-#-just below 4chan.#anyway rant over glad i got that out of my system.#i hope illy is doing well and that she and her partner and her cats are safe <3 #sorry for being so angry. this whole situation literally makes my blood boil and i'm so upset that an innocent person got put in danger-#-because of some nerd emoji sounding wackass blatantly lying about her and being a dickhead #this is the first and last post i'll ever make about internet drama (unless something really REALLY funny happens) i just needed an outlet-#-to scream into for a few minutes #drama commentary youtubers delete their entire channels and leave the internet right now challenge #shitpost #youtube drama

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end-orfino · 1 month

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ahhhhhh i remember why i dont read comics & books and watch movies as much as I should. Because they make me lose it

#i get suddenly hit with a tsunami of inspiration and an urgency to Make Something #but the urgency isn't about the process of making it's about I Have Stories To Present Too. I have to See Them Realized.#and that hit of urgency is obviously far too short lived to make anything. esp since it comes in a set with a feeling of 'wow this-#-thing was so great' that transforms into intensified perfectionism of No No What Im Doing Here Isnt Good. What Is This. Disgrace-#-to my idea AND to what inspired it AND to my self proclaimed status as an amateur storyteller #which turns into artblock. so like low chances that ill even get a singular good drawing made during this #and the multiple comic or script or whatever ideas that appear in my head during this are out of the question entirely #oh and all of this appears next to the normal feelings caused by a good story like attachment to the characters and having to process it-#-for a while and if its very good then even sometimes rarely i get the need to make fanart #so all of this combined just leads to me not being able to do anything for a while and feeling awful about it.#fun./sar #i wish i was a normal artist people here are so resilient and do stuff even though they dont want to or they DO want to #because idk they enjoy being pissed bcs of a thing not turning out right and they dont mind how tedious it can get-#-and they enjoy sacrificing hours&days&months of their lives without a guarantee that anyone will appreciate it accordingly and itll pay of #its probably the resilience though #im weak like a dried twig both mentally and physically #this sounds like i never enjoyed drawing&writing ever. and to clarify thats far from true. i frequently enjoy it #just never frequently enough and consistently enough to actually make something more 'worthwhile' or linear #it's like a wind that comes & goes that i have no control over.#i try to keep telling myself that in the past i struggled to make anything 'bigger'....& know i even made animatic shitposts #this sounds so stupid god. an animatic shitpost being an achievement.#its not an art skill achievement its a fighting tooth and nail with my own self to actually finish it because its a struggle almost every-#-time achievement #what im saying is im trying to tell myself that i already improved. im doing more than i could have done in the past.#even if the process is so slow and i dont know when ill advance again #if ill advance again. i just gotta believe i guess? thank u parappa

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mythological-mayhem · 5 months

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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9

Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???

Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.

Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????

#s: Tumblr #aztec mythology #aztec gods #mythology #incorrect quotes #tezcatlipoca #xipe totec #oh honey that's not even the most disturbing thing he has under his bed #*not even the most disturbing non-living thing #yes I needed to add that #do not ask why #the god of night does not share secrets #I've been shitposting about Aztec mythology more often #and it makes me so HAPPY #I fucking LOVE this mythology

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phoenix-flamed · 8 months

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@valiisthea brought to my attention a fun little detail I missed about the feast scene at Phoenix Gate --

Elwin fucking. playfully ballroom dancing with Tyler while they're all singing Rosaria's anthem adfgl;jkgkl;f

#Headcanons #THIS ISN'T A HEADCANON IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE GAME BUT STILL #I'M SOBBING OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE AND STUPID AND I LOVE THEM ALL????#except for the traitors but #OH MY GOD MY HEAD HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH I'M SO DELIGHTED BY THIS #EVERY TIME I THINK I CAN'T LOVE THIS SILLY ADORABLE SHITPOST OF A MAN ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE GETS BROUGHT UP #AND I FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM ALL OVER AGAIN #WHY IS HE LIKE THIS. I LOVE HOW MUCH HIS MEN LOVE HIM TOO LIKE #I KNOW I KNOW I WISH SO MUCH HE'D BEEN MORE ATTENTIVE TO JOSHUA'S NEEDS AND GIVEN THE POOR BABY THE REASSURANCE HE WAS LOOKING FOR #HE TRIED -- HE SWUNG AND HE MISSED IN TRYING TO REASSURE JOSHUA #I SINCERELY STAND BY MY HEADCANON THAT HE'S MORE ATTUNED TO BEING A SOLDIER THAN HE IS TO BEING A DAD #EVEN THOUGH HE LOVES HIS SONS DEARLY #AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT HE PROBABLY WASN'T AROUND WHEN JOSHUA WAS GROWING UP AS MUCH SO HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CONNECT WITH HIM #BUT LA;DFKGJGLK HE'S A GOOD GUY #OR AT LEAST HE'S TRYING HIS BEST #I like how the headcanon stuff just ends up in my tags instead of the actual post lol

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vanilla-poisons · 9 months

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“Why did I have to say all those things” MOTHERFUCKER ALL YOU SAID IS “you may be stupid but I’d take you over a egotistical tyrant” LIKE THATS HARDLY ANYHTING??!! SILVER CONFESSED HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR KALIM AND YOURE COMPLAINING THAT YOU HAD TO HALFASS A COMPLIMENT?! BE SO SERIOUS RN YOU DRAMATIC LITTLE MAN?!

#quinnramblesandjabbers #twst #twisted wonderland #kalim al asim #jamil viper #twst halloween #the things you said to Kalim in the last are so much more vile but he immediately apologized for being rude even though he was possessed #I mean come on dude you can’t cut the crap for a second?#Silver has been so tolerant of Jamil’s shit this entire event #i understand you have stuff going on Jamil but oh my god #you couldn’t even just say that you’d prefer him to a ghost you had to say he’s oblivious?#bare minimum #he’s just a guy Kalim hit him with your elephant #twst shitpost

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 5 months

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will wasn't crying for himself in ko no mono, he was crying for hannibal.

#raj shitposting #they both brush past it but there is an instance in the conversation where will asks hannibal why he killed her...#and hannibal answers as if he was avoiding talking about mischa. which implies that he thought will was talking about her in the first plac #now here's the thing.. this is what makes will emotional not the child he is about to have. it's almost as if he doesn't care.#when he says he'd be a good father it's almost implied that he wouldn't be. and that is true. because he's a good killer.#good killers are bad fathers because they kill their child's childhood. their innoncence. their childishness.#they are clean and merciless with it. they don't take long. and they don't leave a trace. a good killer would never let the child even know #same way gjh did. abigail never realised that he took it all away until will killed him. she only lived with a growing sense of fear inside #hannibal wasn't a good father either he might have not birthed her but he did raise mischa. and he couldn't protect her. he was a child too #this thing is repeated over and over. will wasn't a good father to abigail because he couldn't protect her. at least not for long.#he wasn't a good father to walter either. he couldn't protect his own child for god's sake! will's decidedly a terrible father.#and it's all because of something so primal and deep seated within him that it comes out to play whenever he's trying to be better.#will said he felt as if he was abigail's father because he killed her father. not because he genuinely felt that belongingness.#hannibal's never wanted him to have anything that's not him in his life because he knows he'll never belong to anyone else.#hannibal severes his connections with other people not because he wants to hurt will but because he wants to save him for himself.#he's the same sort of father gjh was. the exact same variety of possessiveness that he strives to hide in the veil of a well wisher.#and will cried for him because he understood that hannibal wanted to be a good father far more desperately than himself because of mischa.#but he was a good killer. that was his nature and he couldn't escape it.#will's eyes basically said oh you poor man. you should've never hoped. you're not what you want to be. you're so much better.#he killed abigail because he's just a killer. that's what he does. he repents it but he does it out of his desperation for will's love.#right... now mizumono hurts even more than it's supposed to.#hannigram #hannibal #abigail hobbs

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thaitoz · 2 years

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What was made to Michael should be a sin!

#meme #slasher #halloween movie #halloween kills #halloween ends #michael myers #shitpost #strong dog vs weak dog #I don’t even like kills #it’s a ok movie and nothing more #but ends…#oh god ends…#it’s a tragedy

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killmebythebeach · 2 years

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Just finished today's jrwi and WHATS THIS?! ******* ******** WITH A STEEL CHAIR?!?!

#jrwi spoilers dont listen to unless youve finished 79 #holy. FUCKING. SHIT!#oh my god i knew that would happen as soon as i aaw a shitpost predicting it like. a month ago when gol first got orbed.#okay. the asteriks is niklaus hendricks btw #the way i SQUEALED AND STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD #but also like gil. doesnt get to know if what he did is what the elders wanted. he never heard their verdict #i hope he doesnt care. i hope that last (GUT WRENCHING) monolog made him realize he doesnt need their approval #if hes doing what he thinks is right with his new experience #i ALWAYS miss gillion but i dont realize how much until hes ACTUALLY THERE #cant wait for desire daddy to gaslight gatekeep girlboss our boy #im just HOOOOOOO #i hope this isnt the end of the tidestrider mini sessions cuz i do NOT trust grizz and charlie to leave gil with niklaus for that long #like if theres a gap gils gonna come back all fucked up and brainwashed by niklaus or smth #okay i was sort of thinking niklaus WAS the doctor though. so im even more excited to meet the doctor now #cuz i was really hoping JAY would finally get the niklaus treatment to bring gil back so we could have 3/3 #but im down if gillion gets cripling debt #and the way he was like 'cant let you die before i cash in that favor' or whatever OOH HOO HOO #anyway im on the edge kf my seat im all bzzzzzz anyway later skaters #jrwi #jrwi riptide

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lovelesslittleloser · 7 months

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All my fucking tabs committed seppuku and now I’ve got to manually search for the coolest fucking fics I’ve ever read, like the fnaf/dbh crossover, the dbh fic where conner is just a psychopath, all of the new fics that I opened in new tabs because they sounded cool as shit but never got to read and know nothing about because it’s been WEEKS,

#shitpost #rant #tw suicide mention #if you don’t know where the mention is and want to know google seppuku #I’m making it sound like I read more dbh fics than I actually do #those two were just the only two I could think of off the top of my head other than the ones I’m obsessed with #you don’t get to know about those ones though because I’m a greedy little bastrad #tw vent #istg if this is because of the rhythm games I will beat somebody’s ass #I CANT EVEN LOWER THE QUALITY ITS JUST ‘HOPE NO ONE ELSE IS ON THE WIFI OR THE GAME WILL CRASH’#DIDNT EVEN GET A ‘OH HEY PAL WE FUCKED YOUR TABS UP WANNA TRY AND GETTEM BACK?’ BECAUSE THEY GAVE UP FAST AS I DID!!#this is why I need a fucking therapist I swear on the name of every single god that I deny my worship I will kill every single fucking one

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new-haven-psych-ward · 10 months

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 44 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 44 #i really am getting slower at these lol #'oh no - anyways' i tycoon's reaction to neon's kidnapping/targetting btw #included the bell cuz that was the hint that ace was doing weird god stuff for neon #trying to find a decent pic of fate stay night's archer's shitton of swords was much more difficult than anticipated btw #love buffa coming to tycoon's den with a metal pipe rage and unfounded confidence #like bro why did you think this fight was gonna go well?#that power creep has had your hands tied for the past five episodes my guy #thanks for the reminder of the intrinsic body horror of the revolve function though #'cant bash in my skull if i rearrange all my bones!' brilliant play zero notes #its important to have those before you spend eight hours on a 'joke'#anyways neon's back baybeeeee #love that for her #also the fact that she's got reality breaking powers and didnt have to sell her soul? A+#keiwa take notes lol #really wish the 'family bonding in the ER' in glittery sparkle gif but then id break my self imposed time limit for shitposts #honestly im okay w how her family arc was treated #...even if i spent the episode screaming for blood #idk what happened there #went full feral #blood for the blood god moments #i am now a neon's mom defender #she did the best she could #clearly loves her daughter and always loved her #the more you find out about her the more youre like 'ohhhhh thats why youre like this'#so like let her get therapy and im 1000% sure she'll be fine #her dad doesn't deserve the redemption arc but at least hes now gotta put in the work to be a good dad #instead of dying and pretending that's the same #anyways those previews huh

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marciliedonato · 1 year

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Currently fighting with someone in the pmore SA/LatAm tour post comment section bc apparently the UK is all of Europe and ppl from Europe don't get to ask to have a good time bc bri'ish people only think abt themselves and as long as they get what *they* want that's all that matters I guess 💁🏼‍♀️ woe is me 🙄🙄

#Like lmao first I was like 'maybe ur just confused' and gave them the benefit of the doubt and shit #Bc I commented where are the eu dates and they said 'oh scroll back they already did' even tho I KNEW that was bs #Bc they had only announced UK so I said sure it's a part of Europe but there are more countries #If that's eu then I guess I live in Narnia and they literally just went "well I got tickets no prob #If u lived where I do u wouldn't have any problems with that' like NO FUCKING SHIT guess u don't get to have a good time then?#Oh my God what an asshole I am for asking to see one of my fav bands my poor little European peasant self 🙄🙄 GAG #It was just sooooo condescending now I'm seeing red you tried it bitch #That's not the exact wording of what they said but it lowkey got me abt to ask someone to hold my purse bc I'm gonna act out #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #You can take your atitude and shove it up your ass while you're at it... Fucking British people...#I literally dk if they're British but I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume bc the whole thing was abt the UK #Yes it was on the SA leg post bc that's what's abt to start lol #Either way if they're not I don't rly care bc the way they said it just sounded like they get shit without having to ask... So UK #Bc they always get shows for everything but ik it's not the same for LatAm #*I don't get get not u it's 3am give me a break bro (in the 3rd tag)

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amegeddon · 1 year

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Why is one of the funniest passtimes trying to figure out the biology lore of the vampires that exist in your character universe

Like legit a couple of months ago I went on an unsurprisingly unhinged ramble in the gc I'm in w my friends about whether vampires can or cannot shit which ended in the few vampire ocs I have being grouped into shitters and nonshitters (all depending on whether they're from a pure bloodline or a hybrid) then just a few minutes ago I saw a screencap of a cute little vampire ship idea post has caused all the vampires, hybrid or otherwise, to be invisible in mirrors.

One of said vampires is a drag queen with incredible make-up skills.

This means the only explanation is that he had a particularly helpful little brother.

And by particularly helpful I mean:

#apologies for the shite art it took me like. 5 minutes to sketch whoops #did put some effort into the colouring though to try make it a bit better looking buuuut it's still lazy as hell.. oh well #funnily enough the little fella ends up needing his brother to teach him how to apply makeup later in life bc he gets into streaming #and unfortunately for him cameras don't exactly pick up on his presence lol #shitty art #lore(?? does this even constitute as lore????) dumping #sort of a shitpost #vampire #vampires #god I'm so sorry #no I will not atone for my sins #IN MY DEFENCE this level of brain (dys)function is not my choice #I'm autistic and love speculative biology n fantasy shit #If I wasn't the one thinking this weird ass shit up it'd be someone else in the same boat as me #if it makes anyone who sees this feel any better I will try not to do any more species development for my main OC universe's vampires

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aether-link · 4 months

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I just realised the waterfall village symbol looks like the avatar arrow and I just, WOW I CANT BELIEVE KAKUZU WAS THE AVATAR. HE REALLY WAS.

#IM HAVING AN MOMENT #THE HEARTS HAVING ELEMENTS AND SHIT THE SYMBOL THE AVAVTAR YYOOOOOOOOOOOO #KAKUZU WHY DIDNT YOU SAAYYYYYY #HOLY SHIT MUUUUM!! MUUUUUUMMM OH MY GOD #Kakuzu #Avatar #shitposting ina heatwave does things #Akatsuki #now I wanna go watch Avatar even more now

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sm-baby · 6 months

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I want to see all the carnival AU bios again, but finding Zooble's is too hard, even when using the search. I hope there's a more organized way to view them.

(Trying to come up with nicknames that said characters would give my characters.)

CARNIVAL AU MASTERPOST + BOUNDARIES

Augh... I never know how to organize stuff! But here is a mini master post of the TADC Info Cards (edited):

The Main Cast (Minus Zooble :C)

Zooble ( Plus Zooble!!! :3)

Shiny Cards ✨

Lesser AI

THE GLOINKS!!!

Level layout

OFFICIAL COMIC:

The Entire Comic has also been dubbed by @volticglitch !! If you're not a reader, You can watch their dubs instead!! Here is the dub

Your best friend!

Jesterly duties

The hallway

Crying

First clue

Special event!

Foul language - a silly

CONCEPT ART:

Characters Relationship Chart ( Bonus, OC relationship Chart!)

The Tent

The Funhouse

Cutscene

Pomni expressions

Character design

Meet Pomni

ALT character skins (Bonus, Maid skins because of course I did)

Pomni expressions AGAIN!!! (and a bonus)

The Jester's Circus tent (and a bonus)

References

Shape language ramble

LOREEE:

Neck pieces

Neck pieces (prt 2)

Neck pieces (prt 3)

Silly Frilly

Toxic Positivity Duo

Quick Ragatha Doodle

The Rabbit

Non-sentient Pomni

Pity Laugh

First act of violence

First and only visit

DOODLE DUMPS:

First look

Meet Jax

Meet Ragatha

Meet Kinger

Meet Able

Zooble's room

Theatre shinanigans

Thanks for listening

Jax Doodles

Ragatha doodles (Feat. Kaufmo)

Caine doodles

Queenie?

Colored doodles

Eye popping

Jax Ko-fi request!

SILLIES:

Final boss Pomni Theory

Ofcourse you would

Shoulder Pads

test

omg showtime teeheeh ehehehe

CUTIES!!!

MORE SHOWTIME (HAVE I REALLY NOT ADDED THIS IN BEFORE??)

Carnival AU meets Original

its ok she's not drowning

The Amazing Digital... Circus???

A Christmas Carol Play!

Carnival Freakshow AU Merge!! (Freakshow AU by @hootbon)

BUZZBUZZ!! Fan character by @awful-little-goose

Whore Pomni Inside joke - more slutshaming

Pomni where yo pants at

shitpost doodles

SCANDAL!!

SCANDAL!! (alt)

Genderbend time!!

Stupid fucking doodles i made at like 11 pm

Stupid fucking doodles i made at like 11 pm (I dont know why I keep making these ToT)

stupid shinanigans involving Pomni's tent (Pomni's tent for context)

POMNI LET GO OF HIM!!!!!!!!

BUBBLE DAMN

Please hear her out guys

Kinger with no robe!!!

Bunnydoll real?!?!!?(Kofi request by amazing people :3)

Genderbend Jax!

Dollar store Carnival AU

Gangle simping over Able slay - Gangle PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

Carnival GAINE!! - bro's so strong and cool and awesome

Flirty non-sentient pomni Inside joke (TW For suggestive themes): NON-CANON

Start

Context

Flirty non-sentient pomni (shitpost)

Pomni..........

Memory storage restart

the silly!!

no you're not.

oh god

someone paid me 10 bucks

SOMEONE PAID ME MORE MONEY

╔══ ❀•°❀BOUNDERIES/FAQ❀°•❀ ══╗

"Can I make OCs In Carnival?" - Yess!! Multiple people already have and they make me so happy! do whatever, as long as you're happy and having fun!! " Can I make NSFW?" - Yas and slay, just be sure to warn and spoiler it, etc. etc. be responsible when posting NSFW! " Can I make Fanfics?" - Yes and please show me!! that would be lovely!! " Can I dub/voice your stuff?" - Yes but, I have only one rule... show me pleaaasseeee pls pls pls 🥺🙏 " Can I ship the characters/self ships/ OC x Canon?" - Aughh.. this is gonna suck to explain cuz its a lot to ask.. You're allowed to ship any ship! My only boundary is that it doesn't include either Pomni or Caine being with others who are not eachother! For example: Ragatha x Jax ✅ Pomni x Jax❌ Kinger x Queenie✅ Kinger x Caine❌ As long as the ship does not include Pomni or Caine individually, I'm all aboard!! I respect Jax x Pomni shippers, as well as Kinger x caine shippers, I just don't like them myself and don't want to accidentally stumble upon them in the tag! I do apologize if that's a lot, it just makes me uncomfy! Bounderies can be very tight! :')

#The amazing digital circus #the amazing digital carnival #carnival au #pomni #caine #zooble #gangle #kinger #Ragatha #Jax #tadc #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus fanart #queenie #kaufmo #able

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