historians would say they were "roommates"

Nooo but imagine zombie!ghost but it’s roommate!simon :(

He finds you somehow some way because he promised himself he’d always make it back to you and when he shows up you’re obviously scared because he’s a zombie even if it’s Simon

It takes a while for you to realize he’s still somewhat conscious, enough for him to not attack you, but you’re utterly devastated to learn that Simon, your Simon, suffered this kind of fate.

So while you’re sobbing, already stressed about an apocalypse, you’re also mourning the (un)death of your lover, suddenly you’re pulled into his chest.

He comforts you even when he’s the one who’s undead. And even if he’s not the same some part of him still remembers that he loves you and that he wants to keep you safe so he’s going to be stuck by your side.

You can’t really argue with him, considering he can’t speak, but you’re not inclined to turn him away.

Not when it’s still Simon.

the difference between these two 🥺 both??

funny story though. my roommate is still taking food but my memory is so bad when it comes to things i don’t eat myself (adhd)

when i talk to friends and family about the situation the first thing they ask is, “are you sure you’re not sleep eating?” which is adorable. they wanna believe, even if for a second, that maybe i’m not truly at fault for making myself into such a cow 🥺 i get it bc im getting very fat even with the thievery but at the same time. im literally being gaslit

Genuinely I think like 94% of roommate issues are just people not knowing how to pick their battles. "Ohhh my roommate leaves her pan in the sink all day" mine does too sometimes but I ignore it because I'm grown and we have other pans and I know she'll get to it "my roommate doesn't empty the lint catcher in the dryer" ok but you do. It gets done. We're not children we don't have to fight over what's fair and square

I *need* more lore about these two the CHOKEHOLD those devilish hairdresser flash games had on me was lifechanging

Realizing the aromantic equivalent of a marriage proposal is a "will you be my roommate?" proposal

I think one of the things that I find so compelling about Minkowski & Eiffel is that I believe that who they each are as people means they have the inherent potential to have immensely positive impacts on each other, but I do not believe they would have even been friends in most possible scenarios in which they could have met. I believe they are uniquely attuned to help each other grow and develop and become better versions of themselves, but for the first year and a half of them living and working together, the prevailing emotion between them was irritation. I believe that they are able to support each other through hardship in a way no one else could, but without the specific kind of hardship they went through, they might never have known this.

And even as I acknowledge that they might never have bonded without the trauma, it's important to me that it's not that they are bonded purely by trauma, in a way that might imply Minkowski or Eiffel could have built the same bond with anyone who'd been up there with them.

They are bonded by the ways in which they care for each other, by the ways in which their contrasting personalities make them uniquely well suited to support each other, by the way Eiffel makes Minkowski laugh when she really needs to, by the way Minkowski would do anything to keep Eiffel safe, by the way Eiffel reminds Minkowski of her moral compass in her darkest moments, by the way Minkowski helps Eiffel understand that some things are worth taking seriously.

But without what they went through together, they might never have seen beyond their surface-level understandings of each other in order to form this incredibly valuable friendship. It's not that their traumatic experiences are all that bond them. It's that the traumatic experiences forced them to break past the initial barriers that prevented them from connecting with each other properly and from trying to understand each other, in order to realise the potential for connection that had always been there.

This is Barry my Madoka Magica OC

anderperry au where neil thinks the new kid todd is so cool and intimidating but under todd’s blank face / occasional glare is... well todd, anxious, sweet, i hate my teachers, omg is neil perry, the cutest guy to ever looking at me???? todd

neil: omg anderson’s kinda cool

todd, to himself: asdklfjsd nei-neil adskjfj perr-perry ???? l-looked atfsadkf meaesjfksadF???????????????????????

thinking about regulus in first year, all happy he's in slytherin and how proud his parents will be and trying not to think about sirius. when he opens the door to his new dormitory, expecting likeminded individuals of rich pureblooded introverts who'll all listen to classical music and wear traditional robes and are well-read.

only to come face to face with evan rosier, at least a rich pureblood from a family with similar values to his own and recognises him from gatherings, but evan is clearly not a likeminded individual because he is currently wearing jeans and is unpacking a strange, large poster with the words 'grateful dead' on.

and his other roommate, a boy he doesn't recognise but soon learns is named davey gudgeon, who is talking loudly a mile a minute about absolute nonsense whilst wearing a brightly coloured and patterned shirt and is shoving his clothes into his dresser without folding a single item.

he'd probably send an owl to his parents asking to transfer to beauxbatons-

You don't understand mash unless you've had really bad roommates

whatever og text i had in mind for this post about ko shibasaki looking like sayama in this movie is completely cancelled on account of utsumi (this character)'s first name being kaoru and i only found this out cause i was looking up her name just to be sure when making this post

like jesus christ i legally have to make this post now

My mom got me my own laptop as a surprise gift since I’ve been using my sisters shitty pc that barely ran the sims and it runs the sims so smoothly THIS is how you guys have been playing the entire time 😭😭😭

i’m kind of a bitch about video game mechanics Not having to be 1:1 representations of irl shit but i truly do love the re4 inventory management system where items take up physical space in ur inventory and u only have a certain number of Slots to hold things in.

genuinely if i had my way this is how fallout survival mode inventory would work, but i don’t think it would mesh well with the pip boy UI :/

honestly, i get raskolnikov's deal - as someone who's also living miles away from home just to get an education, the lack of social interaction, not getting your basic necessities (i skip meals frequently / sleep at ungodly hours when i'm stressed/swamped with school work), and having an unchecked perspective towards people and life in general - will really push you to do outrageous and unthinkable stuff.