#nova is so funny in this too he wants NOTHING to do with any of Head
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Debut of Head, November to Remember '97
#al snow#head#head debut#November to Remember#ecw#extreme championship wrestling#ppv#ecw ppv#nova is so funny in this too he wants NOTHING to do with any of Head#'took one for the boys!' while his face is just 'please god end this promo soon'#blue meanie just like 'if I just change back here he won't see me'#no but this promo has legitimately broken me#al snow and the head speak WAY too much to a certain part of me#anyway I can be activated to do the. the.#NOT CRAZY! NOT CRAZY AT ALL! NOT AT ALL!#complete with pushing on imaginary lockers or grabbing my head and shaking it back and forth if I'm trying to contain it#my friends love activating me and even have it on our Discord soundboard#because while I can be activated just by being told 'you're crazy/not crazy'#if I actually hear the clip I physically can't stop myself and it'll randomly re-trigger over the next few minutes#so it's more fun to activate me that way lol
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Packin’ (In More Ways Than One)
Din Djarin x GN!Reader
Main Masterlist | Din Djarin Masterlist
Author’s note: This is inspired by this HOT art by @cass-hues 🍑🔥 Unfortunately, I do not know who made this gif so if that’s you or someone you know, don’t hesitate to inform me and I’ll give credit where it’s due! Thank you to @freelancearsonist for beta reading! 🤍🤍
Summary: You see Din’s bare ass for the first time and get the urge to peg him.
Word count: 1.6k
Warnings: canon divergent (long live the Razor Crest), reader is able-bodied and has no physical description/no genitalia mentioned, anal fingering, sex toys, lube, pegging, praising, pet names (cyar’ika), sonic = shower, refresher = bathroom, no use of y/n
“You’re really going to shower with that bucket on your head?”
Din’s leaning against the doorway of the refresher with a towel sitting low on his hips. He just captured a bounty on Coruscant where it’s currently raining, a downpour that chilled Din to his bones. You suggested that a hop in the sonic would warm him up. But you didn’t expect to see him stripped bare of everything besides his helmet.
“Yes,” he says plainly. “What’s wrong with that?”
“Nothing! …You just look a little funny right now, that’s all.”
“Funny?” he asks, turning and walking to the mirror. But as he walks his towel drops to the floor and you’re met with the sight of his bare ass. And Maker, it is juicy. You had no idea he was hiding that underneath his cape and his flight suit.
“Oh my-”
“Sorry!” he says, hastily grabbing the towel and wrapping it around his waist.
“You’re sorry?”
“I didn’t mean to… expose myself like that.”
“I didn’t mind.”
“Really?”
“But I am a little mad at you right now.”
“Why??”
“You didn’t tell me you were packin’… in more ways than one,” you say, walking and standing beside him in the mirror.
“Oh… You mean my… behind?”
“Yes, silly,” you chuckle, running your hand over his ass with the towel in between you two. He tenses up at the motion and you’re just now realizing that he’s probably never had his ass appreciated like this before. He doesn’t say anything. Instead, he lets you feel up his ass while the towel hangs dangerously low around his hips.
“Is it weird I want to peg you?”
“No,” he says quickly.
“No as in…?”
“No, it’s not weird.”
“Oh,” you say, your eyes widening. “Should I… go to the store?”
“Yes,” he says, without hesitation.
“Alright, I’ll be back,” you chuckle, grabbing your bag and lowering the exit ramp of the Crest.
You think of where the nearest sex shop might be and quickly decide that lower levels are your best bet. The rain has thankfully subsided, leaving puddles in the street for neon lights to reflect off of. You cruise the streets, searching for the perfect place until you happen upon a goldmine; Nova’s Novelties.
The door opens and you step inside, immediately overwhelmed by the sheer volume of sex toys occupying the shelves and walls. There’s a counter in the back where the register is. A woman is there and you can only assume that’s Nova, a beautiful woman with an inviting aura. She makes buying sex toys seem less intimidating.
“Welcome!” she says, motioning for you to come over. “What brings you in tonight?”
“I’m looking for… a strap-on.”
“You’ve come to the right place,” she smiles, stepping out from behind the counter. “Follow me.”
She brings you to a shelf where there’s a strap on of every size and color, all encased in clear packaging. A silver one catches your eye.
That’ll match his armor, you think to yourself, stifling a giggle.
“What do you recommend for a beginner?”
She reaches and grabs a modest looking one, bright pink in color.
“This one is great for beginners. Not too big, not too small. And it comes with an adjustable strap.”
“Thanks!” you say, taking the box from her. “Does it come in any other colors?”
“What were you thinking?”
“…Silver.”
“You have great taste. Let me check the back.”
She heads to the back room while you take time to explore the rest of the selection, opting for a bottle of lube, too. Once she emerges with the silver dildo in hand, you check out, handing her a fistful of credits and heading back to the Crest.
“Have fun!” she says with a suggestive smile just before you step out onto the street.
As you walk back to the docking yard, you think about Din, waiting for you like such a good boy. You think about the trust he places in you, letting you see him without his armor or his fight suit on and the trust he has to let you do something like this… It’s a testament of your love.
When you get back in the Crest you find Din, standing in the doorway of the refresher with droplets of water peppered on his skin with steam wafting into the hull from the sonic. His bulge pitches a tent in his towel. You can’t believe your eyes, gawking at how gorgeous he looks. It’s almost criminal he keeps all of this locked away under his armor and it blows your mind that this is the first time you’re seeing him like this.
“Did you find something?”
“You bet I did,” you smirk. You take off your bag and hang it on a hook, reaching for the strap-on and the lube. You hold it out in front of you and think about his face underneath the helmet, wondering if he clocked how the dildo matches his armor.
“You like?” you ask.
“I do.”
“Good…” you say, stepping closer to him and placing a hand on his chest. His skin is warm, still slightly damp from the sonic. “Now be a good boy and get in the bunk for me.”
“Yes, cyar’ika,” he says, dropping his towel and walking across the hull to the bunk.
He gets on all fours on the bed while you shed your clothes and take the strap out of the packaging, setting it on the edge of the bunk because you’re not ready for it just yet.
“Are you gonna be a good boy for me?” you say, kneeling behind him and cupping his ass.
“Y-Yes, I promise.”
“Don’t worry,” you giggle, “I’ll go nice and slow at first.”
You squeeze lube onto your index finger, coating his hole with it and teasing it lightly. He lets out a small whimper in response, already aching for more.
“What was that?”
“I… want it… already.”
“That’s what I like to hear,” you say, sliding your finger in.
His breath hitches before he exhales with a moan while you slowly work his hole. You curl your finger while your other hand caresses his ass.
“More,” he softly begs.
“Be patient,” you coo.
He sighs, resting his helmet down on the pillow and sticking his ass up higher. Never in a million years did you think you’d have Din in a face-down ass-up position and yet here you are, enjoying every minute of it.
You pull your hand from his ass and add lube to your middle finger, pushing both back inside simultaneously. A deeper, guttural moan forces its way out of his throat as he melts into the cot faster than a block of ice on Tatooine.
“Good boy,” you praise, pushing your fingers against his prostate. “But I’m far from done with you.”
“I know,” he whimpers.
You feel his hole relax around your fingers and a slew of whispers and Mando’a curse words slip out from under the helmet.
“Cyar’ika, I’m gonna cum.”
“Oh yeah? Let me feel it.”
He cums around your fingers, a different kind of orgasm he’s never experienced before. His thighs shake beneath him as he rides out his high.
“Such a good boy for me,” you praise, slowing the movement of your fingers to a stop. You pull them from his ass and get off the bed, putting on the harness and attaching the strap. “But are you ready for more?”
“Yes,” he sputters, staying in the same face-down ass-up position for you.
You walk to the front end of the bed, crouching down by his helmet and telling him, “You’re doing so well, baby, coming for me like that.”
“I am?”
“Mhm,” you whisper, rubbing his back. He shudders at your touch, eliciting a giggle from you.
“You’re so sensitive right now, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” he sighs.
“It’s almost over,” you remind him, taking your rightful position by his ass again.
You spread lube onto the strap and align it with his hole, one hand holding his hip as you thrust into him slowly. He lets out another string of curse words in Mando’a. It’s unintelligible but it’s a sign of how good he feels.
“You like that?” you chuckle.
“Yes. So much, cyar’ika,” he moans, just as you draw your hips back and thrust into him again. You put your other hand on his hip, holding onto him as you thrust in and out, working him up to his impending orgasm. His moans, grunts, and whimpers are melodic, like music to your ears. It fills you with a deep sense of pride that you can reduce your big strong Mandalorian to a whimpering mess with just your fingers and a strap.
“Cyar’ika?” he whines.
“Yes?” you smirk.
“I’m gonna-”
“Gonna cum again?”
“Y-Yes.”
“Do it,” you command, making sure your pace never falters.
Another moan escapes his throat, slipping out from under his helmet in his beautiful, modulated tone. His whole body shakes with pleasure, quivering as you fuck him through his high, being sure to slow down slightly to not overstimulate him.
Once he’s done you pull out of him, letting him collapse onto the bunk. Aftershocks of his orgasm make him quiver here and there, his ass shaking with each involuntary movement. You giggle watching him rest peacefully after you just fucked the living daylights out of him.
You crouch down and whisper, “Looks like you need to hop in the sonic again.”
“I know,” he groans.
“I’ll join you.”
“Let’s go,” he says, shooting up and heading to the refresher. He has that specific walk about him, the kind where you walk side to side after a good dicking down. It looks good on him, you decide.
Fic notifs: @beskarandblastersfics
Dividers: @saradika-graphics
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Twenty Five: The Weight Of The World
Charles Leclerc x Nova Teller (OC)
Till the wheels fall off Masterlist
I’m sorry for this 😭😭😭
Small town meets the fast lane. What happens when two souls meet? Will it end in happiness or will they both crash and burn?
As always reblogs and feedback is highly appreciated ❤️ if you want tagging in future parts let me know ❤️
The past twenty four hours had been utter hell, not only was jet lag kicking my ass I also had the club asking me three million questions. I wanted to sleep but my body was refusing, every time I closed my eyes my mind would start racing again, nothing could quiet the voice inside my head.
The only positive thing was Jax woke up.
Slumping down on the outdoor sofa I pulled the blanket over my tired body, placing a cigarette between my lips. I unlocked my phone, scrolling through my contacts until I found Charles' name. I needed him here with me but right now I would have to settle for his voice.
After a few rings he picked up.
“Hey Char,” I sighed, taking a long drag of the smoke.
“How you holding up Sunshine?”
“J'ai été meilleur, j'aimerais que tu sois là maintenant. I've been better, I wish you were here now,” I whispered, blinking back tears, “but at least Jax is awake.”
“You sound shattered, have you had any sleep since you got home?” he asked, I knew he would be worrying about me.
“Not really, I have tried but no matter how hard I try my body is fighting it,” I sighed, keeping my gaze focused on the sunrise. “I don’t think I will sleep properly until Jax gets out of hospital to be honest.”
Before Charles could respond the sound of the doorbell echoed through the house, luckily I had the backdoor open meaning I heard it. “You have got to be kidding me, who the hell is at the front door at 5am.” I exclaimed, kicking the blanket off my body.
“Maybe it’s Chibs?” Charles questioned.
“Nah, he has a key he’d let himself in but he would let me know he was coming.” I started, tossing the cigarette butt into the metal bucket by the door. “Whoever it is better pray they haven’t just woken Elenor or Pops up otherwise there will be hell to play.” The sound of my boyfriend laughing down the phone caused me to raise an eyebrow even though he couldn’t see it. “What is so funny?” I asked, as I walked through the house without turning any of the lights on.
“You are just too cute, that's all,” he chuckled.
“Well, I won’t be cute when I brutally pull the limbs off the person who is at my door before the sun has fully risen.” I coldly said as I reached the front door.
It took me a few minutes to get all the chains and locks off the door, one of the many things we had to do to keep Pops safe when he started wandering around the house in the middle of the night.
The moment I forcefully yanked the front door open I felt my jaw hit the floor seeing Charles standing there, phone pressed to his ear and back pack thrown over his shoulder with a shit eating grin plastered on his face. “Do I get to keep my limbs?” he laughed, ending the call and tucking his phone back in his pocket.
“Vous êtes un trou du cul, Charles Leclerc. You're an asshole, Charles Leclerc.” I breathed, shaking my head at the dork who was currently occupying the front porch.
“Oui, mais tu m'aimes. Yes, but you love me,” he smirked, stepping forward to close the gap between us, pulling me into his arms. The sound of his steady heartbeat was what I needed to calm the voices in my mind.
“I can’t believe you are here,” I whispered, refusing to let go of him.
“I wasn’t going to abandon my girl when she needed me the most,” he hummed, pressing a kiss to the top of my head, before guiding me back into the house. “I can only stay for a couple of days though.”
“That’s better than you not being here at all I guess,” I breathed, nuzzling my face further into his hoodie, letting the smell of his aftershave wash over me.
For a few moments the world felt right again.
“Uncle Charlie?” Elenor whispered from the top of the stairs causing me to pull away from Charles.
“What are you doing awake, my little bear?” Charles asked, dropping his backpack by the shoe rack as he made his way to the bottom of the stairs.
“The doorbell woke me up, I thought it was daddy,” she admitted, causing my heart to ache.
“Oh baby,” I said softly, trying to hold back tears once again, “Daddy will have to stay with the Doctors for a little bit longer.” The hardest part of this situation was trying to explain it to Elenor in a way that didn’t traumatize her. “But I promise we can go and see him later.”
After a long week and a half, today was the day Jax was finally allowed home, my emotions were all over the place. I was so happy my brother was being released but also extremely stressed because of the care Jax would need during his recovery.
“Nova, you really need to sleep,” Pascale said, passing me a large cup of coffee and a plate of pancakes. She had been a life saver over the last few weeks, I honestly don’t think I would have coped without her. From the moment we got back to my family home her motherly instincts kicked in, although I don’t think this woman would ever lose them, it was just in her nature, she made sure we ate, had freshly washed clothes and the house was clean.
Elenor loved her and was constantly asking her questions about her son which she found highly amusing and I couldn’t complain, I loved hearing about Charles.
However I think the saving grace with Pascale living with us was how she was with Pops, they got on like a house on fire which made things a lot easier. Especially since Pops’ health had taken a turn for the worse, he was starting to wander the house more during the middle of the night, he was getting angry at every little thing and he was forgetting things we told him pretty much instantly.
“Maman, thank you,” I whispered, flashing her a weak smile, “for everything.”
“Sweetie, you do not need to thank me,” she hummed.
“But you have done so much for my family and you hardly know us.”
“You mean a lot to my son, I have never seen him this happy and I know if he could he would be here, so it is the least I can do.”
Glancing over her shoulder I realized I was late leaving. “Shit, I should have left ten minutes ago,” I sighed, downing the mug of coffee not caring if it burned me. “I will eat these later, I need to get to the hospital.”
The drive back from the hospital was only short but in the space of the last ten minutes Jax had gotten on every one of my last nerves. I was moments away from kicking him outta the car letting him hobble on his crutches the rest of the way home.
“I swear to god, did the nurses give you extra medication to make you ten times more frustrating than normal?” I huffed, turning onto our street.
“What happened to the sweet loving sister, did you leave her back in the hospital?” He shot back, placing a cigarette between his lips.
“I killed her,” I shrugged, clenching my teeth. I knew the recovery period was going to be a tough one and I had a feeling he was going to try and milk the situation, everyone waiting on him hand and foot.
“Who shat on your bike this morning?”
A heavy sigh escaped my lips as I pulled my battered truck onto the drive next to the bright red Ferrari Purosangue Charles had left, the sight of it made me miss him even more, my heart was calling out for him every day and if I was being honest I was struggling with the distance. The time difference was making things extremely difficult, meaning we were communicating through voicemails and texts.
“I’m sorry,” I breathed, running my hands over my face before taking the half smoked cigarette from him, taking a long drag. “I feel like the weight of the world is crushing me into the ground.”
“Squirt, is the club not pulling their weight?” Jax asked, voice full of concern.
“Yeah they are,” I breathed, taking another pull on the smoke, “I dunno, I’m trying to keep everything together but the stress is killing me And to top it all off I miss Char so fucking much.” I could feel the tears starting to burn my eyes, I promised myself I wasn’t going to break down today, everyone was so excited Jax was coming home, especially Elenor.
Jax reached over, taking my hand in his, the look of guilt was written all over his face and I hated it. I still didn’t know the reason why he rode his bike completely wasted, every time I tried to bring it up Jax completely shut down.
The next couple of hours everything was crazy, Elenor hadn’t left her father’s side which made things slightly awkward getting Jax settled back in. Chibs and Nero had done an amazing job in turning Elenor’s play room into a makeshift bedroom for Jax, I knew everyone would want to come and see Jax but I had put my foot down, for the first night I just wanted it to be, me, Jax, Elenor, Pops and Pascale.
Feeling my phone buzz in my back pocket, I flashed Jax a weak smile leaving him cuddled on the sofa with his little girl before making my way outside.
My heart fluttered seeing Charles’ name pop up on my screen, my fingers darted across the screen instantly accepting the call.
“Est-ce que c'est le bon moment, bébé ? Is this a good time, baby?” he asked, his voice was raspy like he had just woken up, but he more than likely had with it being around 6am in Singapore.
“Oui, mon Dieu, ta voix m'a manqué. Yes, my God, I missed your voice,” I breathed, trying to hold back the tears. I had never felt this much emotion hearing someone’s voice before. “I wish you were here with me?”
“Oh Sunshine, I would do anything to be able to hold you in my arms right now, we only have a couple more weeks to get through before I can come to Cali, spending some much needed time with my girls before COTA,” he sighed, pausing a second before speaking again. “Swap onto facetime, I need to see your beautiful face.” A small smile graced my face as I followed his instructions, the moment his face popped up on the screen I couldn’t hold the tears back. “Please don’t cry, I hate seeing you like this.”
Leaning against the back of the sofa, I ran a hand over my cheeks, “Maman has been a life saver,” I whispered, changing the subject.
“I’m glad she is there for you,” he smiled, adjusting his position in bed, giving me more of a view of his bare torso that was only covered by a thin sheet. “How’s Jax doing?”
“More annoying than normal,” I half laughed, my face instantly dropping the moment I heard my name being shouted from inside the house. “God, can’t I just have half an hour to myself,” I growled in frustration. “Baby, I hate to cut this so short, but I’ve gotta go, I’m sorry.”
“Bébé, tu n'as aucune raison de t'excuser, va t'occuper de ta famille et appelle-moi quand tu pourras. Baby, you have nothing to apologize for, go take care of your family and call me when you can.” he whispered, blowing me a kiss.
The last five days had been utter chaos, ever since Jax had come home from the hospital the front door had basically turned into a revolving door, there was always a member or two of the club hanging about.
All the boys wanted to check in on their president and brother.
The house had basically become the new club house, meaning Jax could still take control of everything from his bed, no matter what time of the day it was I could always guarantee there would be at least four Harleys parked on the driveway.
Pops was really struggling with the dramatic change to his environment, the hustle and bustle caused him to lock himself in his bedroom most days making things a lot harder on me, especially since the front door was never locked, I was constantly worried something was going to happen to him when he started wandering about in the middle of the night.
My body was screaming at me to get a good night's rest but with keeping on top of Jax’s medication schedule and making sure Pops was safe, it was proving difficult to get more than a couple of hours. I found myself setting up camp on the living room sofa so I was in between Jax and Pops. The sofa was playing havoc with my back and to top everything off me and Charles hadn’t spoken properly for a couple of days.
As Pascale walked into the living room a heavy sigh left her lips, she could see how hard everything was for Nova, no matter how much help she tried to provide to the young girl it didn’t seem to be doing much to lighten the load. JT’s health was getting worse, over the last week he had at least two outbursts every day.
Armed with a fresh pot of coffee she made her way over to Nova only to find the poor girl passed out on the sofa, her phone still unlocked in her hand. Pascale wasn’t one for prying but she couldn’t help but get a glimpse of the conversation Nova had been having with her son.
Char I am fucking struggling
I feel like I am slipping further into the darkness
I just wish you were here with me, the voices are getting loud in my head again
GOD WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD
Her heart broke for Nova, this wasn’t the same girl she met back in Monza. Placing the phone and mug on the small side table she grabbed the blanket off the back of the sofa, slowly covering Nova up before placing a gentle kiss to the top of her head.
She knew this wasn’t her house but she wasn’t going to let Nova be the next one in hospital, for the first time since Jax had come home there were no members of the club hanging around and Pascale knew this was her only shot, taking a deep breathe she quickly went to check on Jax, who was sound asleep with his daughter snuggled in his arms.
A small smile tugged at her lips seeing the pair of them together, it was clear Jax loved his daughter to bits and she looked up to her father, and she found her mind drifting to thoughts of how Charles would be with a daughter of his own.
Pushing the thoughts aside she exited the room, softly closing the door behind her before making her way to the main entrance of the house, she didn’t know what repercussions her next action would have but right now she didn’t care, all she was focused on was the girl that had stole her son’s heart. Pascale had made a promise to Charles to make sure Nova got enough sleep and she ate and so far she was failing at both things.
Taking a deep breath she locked the front door, making sure the chains were on as she knew some of the members had keys. Once she was satisfied she made her way to the back door doing the same thing.
The sudden sound of movement coming from upstairs quickly peaked her attention, within a matter of minutes she was now on the landing trying to figure out where JT had gone. Over the last day she had noticed how weak he was getting, so she was doing everything she could to get JT back to full health but it was a battle she realized she was quickly losing.
He looked like he was giving up, his body was losing all of its fight and it was only a matter of time before he slipped away peacefully, she hated how there was nothing she could do to fix this situation for Nova and Jax.
“John?” Pascale softly called out.
She was met with silence which caused her to panic.
Slowly she pushed open the door to JT’s room, her heart shattering in the process, the man lying in the bed wasn’t the same person who welcomed her into his home with open arms, instead laid a frail old man who looked like he was on his deathbed.
“Pascale,” he whispered, “I’m afraid I don’t have much time left.”
“JT, don’t say things like that,” she said softly, moving across the room to perch on the edge of the bed, taking his hand in hers. “You have a lot of years left in you, you gotta keep fighting, you need to stick around to see your baby girl get married and have a family of her own.” She could feel herself welling up as she spoke.
“Unfortunately, I don’t think I do, my body is giving up on me,” he sighed, “I got to see my sweet angel truly happy, which is all thanks to your son and that is enough for me, I know she is safe in his arms, he will cherish her and treat her like a queen.”
The smile on his face told Pascale he was hiding something.
“What do you know?” she questioned raising her brow at him.
“You can’t tell Nova, but I had a call with Charles today during free practice,” he beamed, as if he was reliving the day. “In all the time I have known that boy I have never known him so nervous.”
“We can’t be talking about the same boy here John,” she chuckled softly, before pausing as the realization hit her, there would be only one reason her son would call JT and be so nervous about it. Her hand flew to her mouth as she tried to blink back tears. “Did he?”
“Ask for my blessing to marry my daughter?” he grinned, pausing for a brief moment as a single tear rolled down his cheek. “He sure did, and my only question was why had he waited this long to ask, those two are destined to be together. I knew that the moment they laid eyes on each other.”
Pascale couldn’t believe the words she was hearing, this was the best frame of mind JT had been in all week and judging by the size of the grin on his face he wasn’t getting confused on what was reality or not.
“See, you have to stick around to walk her down the aisle.”
“I have made my peace with this Pascale,” he whispered, squeezing her hand softly. “Thank you for being here for my family, I honestly don’t know if they would have gotten through this without you. Now can you do me a favor and bring my children and granddaughter up here,” he paused, his voice cracking on him as he spoke the next five words.
“It’s time to say goodbye.”
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cw: brief nsfw. minors dni. cheating reader, complicated relationship dynamics, a part 2 to nova’s ( @raichijingos ) fic calling twice.
Izuku watches you carefully as you finish up your conversation with Katsuki, and once you hang up the phone, a sweet, complacent smile on your face, he crosses his arms over his chest loosely, a bit of trepidation evident on his face.
“I’m a bit impressed and disturbed by how convincing that was.”
You raise your eyebrows. “What do you mean?”
This question is posed with your voice a little too light, and therein lies the insecurity and hurt festering in the pit of your stomach. Izuku stands a bit closer, but doesn’t hold your hand. Not yet, at least. For now, the two of you stand in front of the imposing skyscraper where your cheating partners supposedly work, and most likely fuck just as much, and you wonder if the building grows just a bit larger.
“I think I shaved a few years off my life in that one minute pretending not to be angry,” Izuku mumbles as you start to walk through the glass doors. You’re still angry too, you think, perhaps because denial is no longer feasible at this point in time, especially since you’re now standing in the same building where your so-called friend opens her legs for your partner.
She’s in the room now, you think and you grit your teeth. Will she get her clothes back on by the time you make it up the elevator?
Izuku obtains wristbands and directions from the receptionist and returns to where you stand, handing you one tentatively. You notice the slight hand tremor and frown. Your own heart is steady for now.
“Calm down,” you tell him suddenly.
He blinks, then looks away. “Yeah.”
“We’re even,” you murmur under your breath. You can see him dry swallow, as he remembers that just last night he was balls deep inside you in your hotel room, and probably can fill up a notebook or two with the exact tones your voice makes when you cum.
“Perhaps.”
You shoot him a look and he says nothing more. Now you are the one shaking, you realize as you press the elevator door close key four times in rapid succession. It won’t make the elevator move any faster. It won’t negate the fact that Bakugou has fucked your friend a countless number of times. It won’t change anything.
You still have his stupid ring on your finger. You also wonder if Izuku still has the engagement ring he’d planned for his unfaithful girlfriend burning a hole in his back pocket. It’s pretty like yours. Pretty and worthless.
You remember how he cried when you, without thinking, immediately marched over to his hotel room and told him the news. Still furious, not able to forget the fact that you could see the very obvious pair of women’s panties in the corner of the image in the bedtime selfie he’d sent you, and even worse, the fact that your so-called friend had acted oddly to the suggestion that he could, perhaps, be cheating on you. She was a god awful liar.
If it hadn’t been her, a witch hunt would have ensued immediately. And yet, she pretended to be exhausted and had been desperate to re-address it in the morning.
And never called that morning, nor this morning.
In retrospect, you should have known. She was always around, always too invested in Katsuki’s whereabouts, and called him her evil twin. Funny how willing she was to fuck family, really?
So you did the same. Izuku was more a brother to you than anything. But pain is as pain does, and you had needed to do something, anything to regain control over the situation.
And while you couldn’t pretend it completely eased the hurt, you have to admit you liked it. Like indulging in forbidden fruit, there was a subtle thrill in it once the endorphins rushed in along with all the heat to your pussy lips, along with the drag of his thick cock against your walls. There was something cathartic about the release, the idea of someone, anyone holding you tight, burying their head in your chest, stretching you wide. Being wanted, being wanted, being wanted.
Would it hurt her to know that you could play so dirty the same way it hurt you? To know that you were sharing without each other’s knowledge, neither the true fool?
Or was this her plan all along? A decoy, so to speak.
The elevator door opens on the floor, and you no longer have any time to ponder, the ding of the bell so loud you think you can hear it in your throat. There’s a feeling that seems like disembodiment as you walk out. You’re not paying attention to Izuku behind you.
Down the hallway, where you’ll turn right into his office as directed, you can see her step out first, followed by Katsuki right behind her. Her eyes make contact with yours and her lips pull into a weak, half-hearted smile.
And you see red.
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FEVER
Paris!boy seungmin
Seungmin x fem reader
Wc:
Good boy during the day, rebel at night.
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Playlist: fever by dua lipa
Youngblood by 5sos
Billie bossa nova by billie eilish
Flawless by the neighbourhood
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A/n: went through hell and back to get this posted. Tumblr kept losing my original edited draft, so I'm sorry for any grammatical errors. Tried my best to re-edit it.
Hope you enjoy it.
BTW I don't know anything about stealing or Paris. So sorry if it's not accurate.
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When your dad told you that you'd be moving to Paris because of his work, you were so excited. You couldn't stop imagining all your little scenarios, it was all you could think about. All the shopping sprees you'd do, all the food you'd eat, all the pictures you'd take and all the boys you'd meet. Boys, you honestly thought you'd have a Paris love story but after living here for a year you haven't seen much of it. None of the guys you've met are what you thought they'd be or what you hoped for, they were kinda boring.
They never had that excitement you desperately wanted. Maybe it was on you, maybe you were looking too much for the unachievable.
Your parents haven't been happy with you recently, always complaining about your late night outs. You're grown enough, what's the big deal? plus you're bored. Nothing is exciting and you've been getting kinda depressed, so you take the night time as the right time to go out and breathe. Though there's only so much you can do by yourself.
The only friends you've got are the ones you left back home, even though you enjoy every moment you get to talk to them. It's not the same as being in each other's presence.
You grab the canned drink you've been eyeing and go grab a snack for it.
You're by the counter waiting in line when you spot a guy by the cigarette stand. His hair is blonde and his body is hidden by a large hoodie, he looks like he's your age. You don't know why you keep looking at him, maybe you're waiting for him to turn around so that you can see his face.
You watch as he grabs a cigarette box and after looking around casually he stuffs the box under his large hoodie. He's stealing, you chuckle. He's gonna be caught and it's gonna be a sight to see. You internally laugh as you stare at the cashier who doesn't seem to notice anything. It's quite a small store so not many employees who care to pay attention. Plus the store is kinda packed.
The guy turns around and your eyes meet, you can't seem to move your eyes, he's just caught you staring. Now that you see him he's actually good looking, very good looking. Though his face doesn't look like one of a thief.
He smirks at you and by the way he looks at you he knows you've just seen him stealing.
He walks towards you like nothing's wrong. When his body is now in front of you and his unwavering eyes stare at you, you can smell his smoky and nature like scent. He smells like some plant you used to stick your nose in when you were younger, you loved that plant. You were sad when your dad uprooted it and you never saw it again. It's funny how he smells exactly like it, very nostalgic.
"You should try it. It's fun" he says encouragingly and he chuckles and walks out. You stand still not knowing what to say. His voice is as warm as the heat that radiates off him.
You stand there waiting for someone to run after him for stealing but no one does. He actually got away with it. Was it that easy? Maybe you could try, this would be an opening for a new excitement if you actually were able to get away with it. But if you don't, you'd be getting yourself in trouble and embarrassed. But if he didn't get caught, you surely won't either.
Right?
So when it's your turn to pay for your things, while the cashier is turned away, you grab a pack of gums that you see. You swiftly but nervously stuff it into your pocket. Your heart is pounding as the cashier turns to hand you your bag, you hope they haven't noticed but by the way they're looking at you makes you feel otherwise.
"Thanks" you say smiling awkwardly as you rush out the door.
The cold night air hits you and you smile at what you just did. Did you really just get away with it? This is gonna be a new exciting venture.
Your attention is pulled to your right when you see smoke **in** the air. When you turn you see the guy from the store, he's leaned against the wall with a cigarette, which is the one he probably stole.
"Feels good doesn't it?" He asks blowing smoke out of his mouth.
"Yeah" you smile walking towards him. He lifts himself of the wall.
"Seungmin" he says and you knit your eyes in confusion.
"That's my name" you've should've gotten that, now you look stupid.
You hum "Y/n" you share.
He doesn't say anything just nods acknowledging.
"So-" be he can speak both your attention is pulled to the store door that is abruptly opened.
"HEY YOU!" The cashier calls for you and you both immediately know you've been caught. Shit you aren't that slick after all.
The cashier moves to grab your hand but instead seungmin grabs it and pulls you.
"Come on" he says and you don't argue as you both run down the path, past some people who stare in confusion, and past some poles. You turn to see if the cashier is still chasing you, they aren't. They must've gotten tired by the distance.
"Seungmin he's gone, you say pulling his hand to stop. Which he does. You both breathe heavily trying to catch your breaths.
"I just stole a gum why are they being dramatic?" you mumble to yourself.
"What did you steal?" Seungmin asks still catching his breath.
You straighten your back and reach into your pocket pulling out a gum.
"Just a gum" you say innocently but you're surprised when he bursts out laughing. "What? "
"If you were gonna get caught you should've stolen something bigger" he runs his hands through his hair as the adrenaline wears off.
"I couldn't steal something bigger" you defend
"I can tell" he says, tone cheeky.
You stand there, hands gripping your plastic bag, not knowing what to do next. Do you just walk away, run away? What actually, heck do you freaking say?
"You should probably say thank you" seungmin's sultry voice breaks you from your thoughts. It's like he read your mind and you're kinda disappointed with yourself that he had to tell you.
"Ah.. y-you're right" you stammer, as you grip the plastic more.
"Thank you for getting me out" a smile creeps into your face "otherwise I would've been at the station right now" you chuckle which he does too, making you a little more comfortable. You were the nervous kind and if seungmin wasn't there you would've stayed frozen to the ground.
You stare down at the plastic where the reason why you were in the store lies. You grab the can and it's still cold. You hold it out to seungmin who has his eyes elsewhere.
"Here, you" say and he turns to you his eyes falling onto the can.
"What?"
"Take it as my thank you" you smile. He smiles too but **it's** more of a this-silly-girl smile.
He pushes your hand back to you shaking his head. You shiver at his warm touch. Since you came to Paris no guy has gotten you interested, but seungmin seems interesting and you wanna know more.
"Keep it, it's yours" he says like he's the one who's giving it to you and you smile. His eyes watch your lips curl warmly.
You stand a few seconds in silence not knowing what to do next.
"So what now?" You ask
"I'm going to meet up with my friends" he fiddles his fingers in his pockets. "Wanna join? That's if you're free" he asks unsure.
Luckily you are free, well not really, your parents want you home before late, but you don't care right now.
"Yeah I am" you say, your own fingers playing with the end of your Jersey.
"I'm sure they'd be glad to meet you"
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Well they weren't super against it but they watched you closely, especially the minho guy.
Hyunjin seemed unfazed not caring that you're the only girl.
"She's a high-school friend" seungmin says, knowing damn well you never knew each other until tonight. You stand a little awkward and nervous not knowing what to say or do.
"It's cool, it's not a big deal" hyunjin says his focus somewhere else. You try to find what has his attention but you can't.
"High school friend my ass, but you're welcome here y/n" his other friend han says patting your shoulder warmly, which makes a smile grow on your face.
"I still don't trust you but you're welcome here" Minho says a little distant and cold. Though he does look like he's genuinely trying to be welcoming.
"Don't worry about him, he doesn't bite" seungmin whispers the last part into your ear.
"Are those snacks?" you turn to han who eyes your bag. You nod and pull out the packet.
"Here you can have them" han smiles warmly.
"Sweet, I'm gonna like you" he walks away eating your snacks.
"Does that mean he doesn't like me right now?" You ask seungmin. He shrugs grinning, hands still in his pocket.
You watch han share the snack with minho, struggling a bit though. Hyunjin has his eyes down the road still distracted.
"Guys we should go before it closes" the distracted man finally speaks breaking his focus and walking down the road. The other two follow hyunjin behind.
"Come on y/n" seungmin says walking ahead of you and you follow like a lost baby duck. You don't even know what you're going into. What do a couple of guys do late night in Paris?
"Where we going?" You ask curious.
"That art store over there" he points and you follow his finger immediately catching sight of said store.
That's one question answered.
"What are we going to do there?" He chuckles at your knitted eyebrows.
"You'll see" he takes your hand and pulls you past the store to stand near a pole as you watch the other three walk into the store. You stand near a pole with your hand in seungmin's and he doesn't seem to want to let go.
His touch is so warm against yours, you don't know what you feel with the way he's holding your hand.
Comfort. That's what it is. And it honestly warms your heart in this cold night. You don't even know why he's holding your hand, but is there supposed to be a reason. Its nice to have somebody to hold your hand. Its nice to have a hand to hold in this cold.
You look at your connected hands then you look at seungmin who's looking behind you, probably at the store door. You continue to admire his feature, heavenly blessed featuresm you think.
Seungmin can feel your gaze burn into his skin and so he turns to look at you.
"What?" He asks voice low and smooth, you're close enough to smell the cigarette from his breath, but it doesn't bother you, you just enjoy your proximity.
"Nothing" you turn away feeling your cheeks heat up under his stare. He also takes this time to admire your face, your pretty features. It's been a while since he's met a girl like you in Paris, that's if he has met any.
He doesn't know what but he feels something when you look at him, he noticed it when you stared at him in the store. You stared at him like you were worried he might get caught, worried for him. He could literally see you beg him to just leave it but again they also told him to take it and see what happens. He never even planned on saying anything to you, didn't want to linger any longer in the store. But he went against his own judgement and spoke to you.
He told you to steal for the fun of it, to scare you even but he didn't expect you to do it. He was kind of impressed that you did it but also disappointed that you did what a stranger said, were you so naive. He doubts you are, you wouldn't have done it if you really didn't want to. He guesses you really did just want to do it. And after your attempt at thieft he knew he had to keep you by him, all night or forever. Maybe he can teach you how to get better at not getting caught.
"Tell me what's on your mind" he asks eyes still on yours. His stare makes you nervous but you're still able to hold eye contact.
"I'm just wondering why we're here?"
"Is there somewhere you wanna be? " he raises a brow at you.
You shake your head "No I just.." you shy away from saying. Seungmin doesn't pry on your unfinished sentence.
"Hyujin had his eye on a certain art book" he turns back to the door.
"Oh, so he's just buying a book" you say naively.
Seungmin laughs. It's like you haven't caught on. You feel him grip your hand as you hear the store door open. It's minho.
"No" seungmin answers you.
Suddenly he turns to face you and with a suspicious grin he speaks sharply.
"Don't let go of my hand" you're confused and want to ask but can't when minho taps seungmin's shoulder sharply.
"Lets go" minho syas hurriedly and starts running and so do you and seungmin. You want to ask but don't bother. What you've learnt today is ask no questions, run.
As you're running you turn and see hyunjin and han run behind you. No one's chasing you guys though. You run and watch seungmin's hair blow as the wind passes by, he has a smirk on his face and you can't help but smile as well, enjoying the thrill of running for no reason and having someone holding your hand not letting go of you.
Once you've all gotten far enough you stop and catch your breaths.
"Are you okay y/n" seungmin asks more concerned for you than for catching his breath. You give him a thumps up hands on your thighs, trying to sustain a stable rhythm of breath.
"Why are we running, no one's chasing us" you straighten your posture.
"For a head start.." han starts.
"...just incase they start to chase us" minho finishes.
You stay silent thinking.
"Fuck that was amazing" hyunjin exclaims excitedly running his hand through his hair. You hear seungmin laugh.
"Finally got that book you wanted huh?"
"Yep" hyunjin exclaims "the best book for art enthusiasts" he smirks admiring the book.
"They probably won't notice until..." han scrunches his face " I don't know actually" he has confused look on his face.
"It doesn't even matter" minho adds zipping up his Jersey.
You pause analysing their conversation.
"Wait you guys are thieves?" You whisper-shout finally getting it.
"So are you babe" seungmin says. You guys start walking you're not sure where to but your legs move.
"No like serious thieves" you clarify " not like casual cigarette thieves" you say that part looking at seungmin's who's now pulling out a cigarette and handing one to everyone.
"What did you think babe" he tries hand you one but you shake your head.
"I'll share yours" you say and seungmin nods not minding. You do smoke, you just didn't want to have a full one today.
"It's like a part time thing though" han clarifies lighting his cigarette.
You walk dumbfounded, well you suspected it but damn, you're surprised.
"What? are scared?" Seungmin asks and you shudder when he places his weighted hand around your shoulder.
"No I'm not" how can you be, "this is exciting" you never knew it but you guess this is the excitement you've been waiting for. Late nights runs with Paris boys.
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"What else do you guys do?" You ask stuffing your face with the sandwiches minho bought. You're now getting comfortable around them
They all stare at you confused.
"Like you steal? Okay. But do you like, gamble, drugs..." you pause "murder?"
They all laugh and look at you like you're crazy.
"Hold your horses princess" hyunjin says "we only steal, that's it" He adds diving into his food.
"We only steal what we need" han states.
"And some other things for fun" minho adds seemingly reminiscing on a memory, which han catches onto and laughs.
Your face falls in understanding.
"What?" Seungmin asks and you turn to him. "Are you into that kinda stuff sweetheart?" He leans into you and your heart beat quickens.
"N-no" you stammer. He leans back and chuckles.
"I would've been surprised cause you can barely steal without getting caught" he mocks you and you smack his shoulder.
"Jerk"
"So y/n what are you into" hyunjin asks. You stare confused.
"Like hyunjin's into art and stuff and seungmin's into cigarettes and the thrill..." you tune out the rest of han's explanation finally getting it.
"Oh yeah, I'm into clothes. Like fashion" you say.
"That's good cause there's like a stop around the corner" minho adds and your eyebrows knit.
"Why does that matter?"
"Cause we're gonna get you some clothes baby" seungmin smirks.
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You'd never have thought you'd be wandering around Paris and stealing clothes. Obviously you didn't go to any high-end stores, you'd be caught in a flash. Instead the boys took you to some store. You know the store, you even know the owner. You usually come here to thrift and buy fabric.
"Y/n how have you been" she greets and you greet back warmly as though you're not here to steal from her.
"Some new fabrics have come in I think you'd like them" she tells you as the boys look around. "Want me to show you?" She asks sweetly but you decline.
"Maybe next time", you give her the best not awkward smile you can.
"Y/n come check out what you want", Seungmin calls out, and you follow. The owner stares suspiciously at the boys.
You go through a series of clothes and the boys take notes of the ones you like and want.
"I like this one" you exclaim running your hands over the body-fitting dress you're trying on.
"Yeah it brings out your curves" Seungmin says eyeing your figure and you blush. Somehow his compliment doesn't sound creepy, if it was any other man you'd be cussing him out.
"Take it off and give it to minho" he says kinda bossy and you smirk, he's cute when he's giving out commands. You do as he says and give the dress to minho.
"So you're gonna pay for that one and they're gonna pack up the rest" he says to minho and then turns to you.
"And you baby are gonna take her to check out those fabrics" he caresses your cheek and you shudder.
"But I told her no"
"And now you're gonna go back there and tell her yes, okay?" With the way he's looking at you, you can't help but obey.
And you do. The owner escorts you to the back to check the materials as the boys leave the store with your other clothes. It's a night shift, so she's alone with no other employees.
"Your parents called" the lady speaks and you turn to her "they asked if you were here"
"And what did you say?"
"I told them no" you groan "I can't keep lying for you y/n"
You know she can't, she can only lie so far. You sigh.
"You need to go home y/n" she sounds like the angel on your shoulder right now. You need to go home but you won't. You can't leave this new-found excitement.
You can't leave Seungmin.
"I will" you lie.
You walk out of the store and look around for the boys. They're walking down the road, so you ran after them.
"Hey, you left me."
"We didn't, head start, remember" hyunjjn says, holding your bag. You hum.
"So where are we going now?"
"To drink" Seungmin says.
...
You laugh and giggle over stories as you scrunch your face at the burning trail the liquid leaves on your throat.
"Have you never drank alcohol?" Seungmin says analysing the scrunched-up look on your face.
"I have" you straighten your face "this one's just kinda strong"
Seungmin takes a sip of your cup, clearing the liquid like it's nothing. You scoff.
"You're such a show off" You joke and Seungmin tightens his hold around your waist.
"Im glad you noticed" he whispers against your ear, causing your body to shiver.
"We should head out now" hyunjin says standing up. "Are you coming Seungmin?" He nods to you and Seungmin.
"Ahh. I think I'll join you guys later" he turns to face you "there's somewhere i wanna take y/n" you give him a confused.
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"Where are you taking me?" You ask Seungmin as he drags you through the night.
"You'll see"
After walking and wandering around, Seungmin stops in front of a fountain. The water shoots out artistically as the lights allow the water to glow; the blue makes it look like a fairytale. You've seen this fountain before; you know it. But it looks and feels different under the circumstances you're in. Under the thrill and excitement Seungmin's brought you,
You're so caught up in the moment that you don't notice Seungmin take off his hoodie and jump into the fountain, which is illegal.
"It's so cold!" He exclaims, and you catch sight of a wet seungmin.
"Seungmin, what the hell are you doing?" You say, placing your hands on the edge of it.
"Taking a swim," he says, laughing and laying back. The fountain's deep enough for the water to reach his waist.
You laugh as Seungmin moves around, enjoying the water. He has this big and welcoming smile on his face that rubs itself onto you.
"You can get in trouble, you know?" You whisper-shout over his splashes.
"I know, and that's why you should join me." As he says the last part, he swishes his hand in the water and throws it in your direction.
"Ah," you scream, wiping water off your face.
"Come join me."
"Nope"
"I'm going to drag you in then," he says, moving to you and pulling you in. You don't even have time to react when your body is pulled into water.
Seungmin holds you so that you don't drown, even though it's not possible.
"Seungmin, we're going to get in trouble," you tell him, concerned.
"All that we've done tonight, and this is when you're worried about getting in trouble," he whispers as his eyes momentarily move to your lips. He's right, though.
"We won't be here long," he reassures you, his eyes falling on your lips again.
You look around a bit, not seeing anyone around. When you turn, you find Seungmin eyeing you, and you begin to blush.
"What?" You ask him shyly as he moves closer to you. His nose brushes against yours, and your hands move by themselves to his soaked chest. His thumb brushes your cheek as he smirks.
"I just think you look even cuter under the fountain lights." He doesn't let you react as his lips meet yours. His mouth is warm on you as his tongue brushes against yours. Your grip on his chest tightens, and his own grip tightens on your hips. He pulls you impossibly closer; his hand moves to your cheek, deepening the kiss and not allowing you to move.
"I'm so glad I met you tonight," he says in between breaths, causing you to smile against his lips.
You would've never guessed that tonight you'd be kissing some guys you met in the fountain that you've thought about swimming in before.
Before he can move his hands any further down your body, a bright light flashing in both your faces stops you.
"HEY!!" The security guard screams and starts running towards you.
"Shit"
"Come on." You both leave the water, and when your bodies detach, the cold of the night engulfs the both of you, the only warmth being from Seungmin's hand that's holding you as you run.
The water drips from your clothes, leaving a trail behind. Your clothes slightly pull you down, but the adrenaline helps you defy gravity and run fast.
Seungmin pulls you into a dark tunnel, and by this time, the guard, due to his physical limitations, couldn't catch up to you.
You lean against the wall as Seungmin stands in front of you, laughing.
"That was wild," you laugh.
"You should get used to it," he starts. "That's if you're going to be riding with us." He stares at you, waiting for an answer.
"Are you?"
It feels like a hard question, but you already know your answer.
"Yeah, I am," you say confidently. Seungmin smiles at your confidence.
"Then we should get going," he says, starting to walk.
"Going where?" You follow behind him.
"The boys and I were planning on going out of town," and, like on cue, a black open-roofed car stops in front of the both of you.
"And since you're a part of us, you're coming," he says, opening the car door, and you get in.
"Why are you guys all wet?" Hyunjin asks from the driver's seat.
Seungmin smirks at you: "Had some fun at the fountain.“
You chuckle, reminiscing on the recent memory.
You're not hundred percent sure what you've gotten yourself into, but you're here for it.
You're here for whatever Seungmin has for you.
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Where are all my seungmin babes.🤭
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Just to give you an excuse to shout about him, what's your favourite trait of kryten's?
Bald :)
So like have you ever seen of the Benny Hill show and seen the running gag where he takes this short bald dude and just smacks his head like an honest to god boo. I wanna d that to Kryters bc it would be funny.
But to be a little more specific, I like his story the most.
WARNING: A very long discussion about Kryten like genuinely I've been writing this for like genuinely hours read my deranged ramblings at your own risk
It's expanded upon a little more in the novels, and in it there's more information about his time at Nova 5.
Poor bog-bot just wanted to help out the only way he knew how to: Cleaning, and in the process he killed most of the crew and nursed the dying ones to the where he was just straight-up in denial over their deaths to the point where he believed his own internal lies.
He can lie to himself, but not to others. I find that really interesting about him. Makes me want to learn more.
He wants to be a sarcastic little bitch-droid, but outwardly he will always behave like a mild-mannered single divorced 50's housewife with three demanding human/humanoid beings to take care of.
In the books, his existence is touched upon in a... very depressing light.
In Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers, instead of being talked out of deactivating himself, he actually does so.
Only for Lister to bring him back, of course.
And throughout the entire book series he thinks of or nearly deactivates himself, it's more prominent in the books but I ~think~ he says it in the show too, but I can't be sure.
And oh my god Backwards. Backwards my best friend whom I despise.
There's so much Kryten in there, and his little internal insights are interesting to me.
He kills in reverse, for example. And the whole idea of him killing someone is enough to make him want to deactivate himself.
He also, canonically, when he has nothing to do or have any use in that given moment, will sit in his bunk in complete fear that he isn't doing what he was made to do, and the guilt drives him near insane.
I realize I'm only grasping at the books but they make me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. He's such a. All the Dwarf boys are angstty but I've seen nobody fully touch on Kryten so it might as well be me, it is my SilliconGod given right.
I like how glittery he is in the middle series', it's very subtle but I see it and am transfixed. Bewitched even.
He ism't ugly to me. I mean yeah he's not going to get onto the cover of Vogue [he should though. Can you fucking imagine. Rob or Doug if you need any promotional ideas for those new projects you teased this would be so fucking funny please.]
But his eyes ARE pretty. To ME.
Also may I touch up on the comics because they are wonderful.
There's a few bits about Androids, that robot sitcom he likes, and there's a literal [offscreen] sex-scene, which can mean either:
Even though the demographic is specified for droids, because of the obvious, thinly veiled by humour classism sex exists purely in the show simply to appeal to humans because they're the ones who made it and even though it's a show for robots it's still got to appeal to their masters.
To go against the all robots are asexual allegations Kryten just genuinely doesn't like it because it is Icky to him and he's rather Get It On by cleaning [another canon thing in the books, dirty things, like literal dirty things like unwashed plates and umopped floors, fill him with rapture and make his mouth dry with lust. Also need ye forget DNA and becomes a human where he gets a major chubby while looking at a magazine article for vacuum cleaners...........
And his disdain for cute and conventionally attractive is evident in both the show and the comics.
He thinks Cammiles' appearance [both mechanoid and blob form] to be cute not despite of her imperfections, but because of them, and if that isn't just the cutest thing in the entire world I don't know what is.
He disdains a creature called the Geep in the comics, a autism-creature looking ass bitch that leeches off of human protectiveness with it's adorable fluffiness, to which Kryten is unbothered by, in fact annoyed by.
Same for the episode in the later series where........ uh........... well............. Cat gets pregnantenant and the kiddos use their shapeshifting abilities to look cute [like a hedgehog in a top hat with a little shopping trolley] to which Kryters Could Not Give a Single Fibre optic Fuck about.
He just wants to chill and be a little selfish and honestly he deserves it. He deserves that garden he dreamt of dammit.
Speaking of, it's not mentioned in the books. But he most definitely is hinted to have desires.
In Better Than Life, he's mopping the floor for Cat before Rimmers psyche taints the virtual world, and when the milk turns sour and Cats' Valkirie Sex Slave Army walk out on him seem awfully convenient since in IWCD one of Krytens' favourite scenes in Androids is where a character sets all the prosti-droids free, that combined with his response to Cat makes me think that he definitely willed that to happen himself and Rimmers' mind actually started poisoning he and Cats' part of BTL at the volcano.
And oh my god..... Backwards' ending.
He sacrifices himself for his friends, killing himself, not out of feeling useless, but because it was the only way he could come at use and save them. Or at least he was able to save just Lister and Cat.
The next book, The Last Human, doesn't really grab my eye but theres' a part where Kryten greets this GELF dude [or the dictator of the GELFS or something I don't know] And it's briefly mentioned that he just loves people that go against the system, that he totally would if it wasn't in his stupid code to obey, and it makes him 'shiver'.
He seems to want love, after being more than disappointed to have to tell Cammile to go off the her blob husband Hector [Hector is a fucking Cuck] but he did it anyway, even though the truth was he wanted her to stay, he lied to make her happy.
Because he doesn't see himself highly at all. He demeans himself to such an extreme it makes me want to take his stupid geometric head and kiss it because he NEEDS affection he needs to KNOW WHT IT'S LIKE SO BADLY and I want him to receive that!!!!!!! I want to give him that!!!!!
When I was a little kid I switched the channel to one playing Red Dwarf and all I could remember some years later was Kryten and how silly he was.
I then saw the promotional Red Dwarf AA ads for TPL, and I had no idea what RD even was at the time and thought they were just some weird mascots.
THEN. A little bit later. I was bored as shit with nothing to do and I flicked the channel again. Low and behold, enter El Roboto.
I could just FEEL the crush coming on so I had to literally force myself to stop watching RD and forget about it because god damn it not him anything but him. I even tried to get myself to develop a crush on literally any other character [as you can probably tell by now, and if not well... I think your reading comprehension might need a tad of work] it did not work.
So, he's been present in my life before I even knew his name, [and before I could even spell my own] and by that logic it makes sense why I just adore him as much as I do, it's like that dream you can't remember but the feelings you felt never left.
I joke about hating him but the opposite is true. The complete opposite.
He's my own special little guy, who I rotate in my mind when I'm bored and who's existence eases me when I'm sad.
I have been writing this for literally hours nonstop because I cannot hold back when it comes to talking about him. I'm sure if I thought a little more I could come up with another thousand reasons I love him but I have to go to bed.
#rd#red dwarf#kryten#kryten 2x4b 523p#f/o#<--- i am slightly confident enough to put this in the f/o tag as well as the rd tag and i'll ease into it#🤖🌠#it is nearly ten and i've been writing this since seven fucking SMITE ME
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FFXIV Spending the night with the WoL before they return to the Source (NSFW)
A/N: This is a request, but I'm gonna split this into two parts! Emet-Selch + Hythlodaeus TOGETHER spending the night with the WoL before they return to their world? (I will write Hermes separately if someone asks nicely). Also I tried my best to do it as gender-neutral as I could! (Also my apologies if this is terrible/cringe)
Warning: NSFW, Minors dni, Poly! Relationship, masturbation, voyeurism
Fandom: FFXIV
Characters: Emet-Selch, Hythlodaeus, WoL
Pairing: Emet-Selch x WoL! Reader x Hythlodaeus
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It was clear that there was sexual tension between the three of you. And it wasn't new that Emet-Selch was attractive to you. He was hot before but with meeting his past self, he was mouth-wateringly attractive. And you never imagined Hythlodaeus being so gorgeous too; not to mention funny and charming. You had to restrain yourself from grabbing either of them by the collar and have your way with them. It was unfair that you were going back to the Source where they wouldn't be.
And with all that pent up tension, you would go to bed frustrated. You'd not been touched or kissed in the way you wanted the entire time you were here. Their light touches were nothing but a tease. Yours was no better. And now you were alone in your room, with no one to bring you over the edge. But your mind kept wandering to what it'd be like if they had been there. Would Emet-Selch be rough with you? Would he push your head down into the pillows as he plowed into you from behind? Would Hythlodaeus be gentle with you or would he tease you and keep your orgasm at bay until he allowed it? As more and more lewd thoughts piled up, your hand slid down into your underwear, touching where you ached.
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Meanwhile, Hythlodaeus was in the process of convincing Emet-Selch to go see you.
"You're not going to see them after this, you know? Are you really going to just let them go without showing them how you feel? You can't lie to me, I see the way you look at them."
"You don't know anything. I especially haven't been thinking anything lewd about them."
"I never said you did. But now that I know we think the same, we are definately going pay them a visit."
And with much more grumbling, the two of them made their way to where you were staying. And the surprise they got when they arrived had arousal pooling in their stomachs. You were moaning rather loudly, and for them no less. Emet-Selch's face reddened as you begged for him to fuck you.
"What in the devil is going on in there!?"
"Seems like they started the party without us."
Hythlodaeus decided not to knock and tried the door handle. It was unlocked. Perfect. He grabbed Emet-Selch by the arm and dragged him inside before locking the door behind them. He wasn't going to risk any other ancient walking right in.
Emet-Selch was a little reluctant to just waltzing in on you, where Hythlodaeus got off on it. He sat right down on a chair and watched as you cried out for him as you plunged your fingers in and out of yourself, legs, your ass up in the air, giving him a good view. He couldn't help but rub himself through his robe. Emet-Selch on the other hand stood just out of sight, leaning against the wall stroking his length as he listened to your moans. As you got closer to your climax, Hythlodaeus chuckled.
"You're so naughty, Y/N. Leaving your door unlocked for someone to just walk in."
You stopped your ministrations, your heart pounded harder in your chest at the sound of Hythlodaeus' voice. Had he been watching you? For how long? Knowing it was him however, made you much more turned on.
"Don't stop on my account, I was enjoying watching you get off on the thought of me and Emet-Selch fucking you. Perhaps that's what you wanted; us to walk in on you. Go on, keep going."
With all of your wild imaginations, that was one of the things you were hoping for. It was thrilling to have him or even Emet-Selch walk in on you, only to help you out. And for it to become a reality, you weren't going to miss this chance. You continued, becoming closer and closer to your release.
"Hyth, touch me, please."
"Only me? Don't you think you're being a little unfair to Emet-Selch. He came all this way to see you." Your turned your head, surprised to see Emet-Selch standing in the doorway with half-lidded eyes. "That's too bad. Since you only want me to touch you, I guess he'll just have to watch."
#ffxiv#emet selch x reader x hythlodaeus#ffxiv fanfic#ffxiv lemon#not sfw#emet selch x reader#hythlodaeus x reader
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Have you ever thought about moments (whether in canon or in your own scenarios) where Aki could possibly call on the full Mark of the Dragon? Out of the signers, only Aki and Luca iirc are the only ones seen without manifesting the insignia on their backs.
Anon I have thought about this so often it’s not even funny. I have, on several occasions, sat in rooms by myself, seemingly staring at nothing while my mind was going at 200 km/h trying to figure out a scenario where this could happen to Aki. As it turns out, though, canon is… kinda in the way when it comes to that. Bear with me, this answer might get more long-winded than intended, but here’s the thing(s):
I had to go back and check myself just to be sure, but in canon, only four people have managed to unify the signer marks in special situations: Yusei, Jack, Rua, and, surprisingly, Rex Goodwin. And Yusei is the only one who managed it not one, but several times. (Among those times: his second duel against Kiryu, his first duel against Placido, the BBT duel against Paradox, and his final duel against Z-ONE. Meanwhile, Jack only did it in his duel against dark signer Carly and maybe also in the duel against Red Nova, I don’t remember that exactly, Rua did it when he almost died against Aporia, and Goodwin did it for no apparent reason during his stint as the final antagonist of the DS arc.) Meaning that Crow, Ruka, and Aki never even got their chance. As to why they didn’t, frankly (at least in my opinion, mind, I’m not the central authority on canon), I think it’s because the antagonists bringing about the situations where the mark is unified (not counting Goodwin’s nonsense) were all tailored to the people defeating them. Kiryu, Placido, and Z-ONE were super personal fights for Yusei. Carly was arguably THE single most personal duel for Jack in the entire show. And Aporia, the personification of despair, facing off against little Rua, who refused to give up hope until his (nearly) last breath? Yeah, also personal.
And the thing is, Crow, Ruka, and Aki don’t really… have anyone like that. Arguably, their respective dark signer duels would have still fit the bill the best, since the dark signers were very personal antagonists by default (a reason why I adore them). At the same time, I can see why the writers didn’t do that, because if every signer had had a unified-mark-Majestic-Dragon moment during a dark signer duel, it would have quickly felt gimmicky instead of earned.
Which brings me back to your question—a moment where Aki could possibly unify the signer marks would have to feel earned, and thus, it would have to put her up against an antagonist who’s a fairly big obstacle, for one, and who’s ideally a personal fight for her, too. As you may realise, canon doesn’t exactly give her that. All the major antagonists, especially during the WRGP arc, aren’t personal fights for her, more vague threats against the whole world. None of them are written to juxtapose or foil her, and she isn’t written to juxtapose or foil any of them. (You could argue that Sherry is somewhat personal, but with her flip-flopping allegiances, she honestly doesn’t count as enough of an antagonist for this for me.) The only antagonists who come even close to being appropriate fights for a scenario where Aki could get her hypothetical Majestic Rose Dragon (or other upgrade) moment are Misty, who isn’t treated as big enough of a threat for the reasons stated above, and Divine, who exits the stage after his last hurrah in the Misty duel with absolutely no fanfare whatsoever. Which means that as far as canon is concerned, Aki has no proper opponent available who could make a moment like that happen. As such, I feel that if one wanted to give Aki a nice, well-earned moment where she gets to unify the signer marks (and god, do I want to give her that moment), there are only two ways it could go: 1. Dust off Divine and make him a proper threat somehow (which is risky because he was previously already removed from the narrative and might thus come off as repetitive), or 2. Make up an antagonist who’s not tailored to Yusei or Jack for once, but to Aki (which is also risky because it requires good setup in order to make the payoff moment feel earned).
So yes, anon, I have thought about it, haha. Often enough that it drives me a little insane. Unfortunately, canon is extremely unhelpful where this scenario is concerned. Which is not to say that I am not scheming to find a way to make such a moment happen anyway, at least in my adjusted version of canon.
#aki izayoi#akiza izinski#yugioh 5ds#ofc it also doesn’t help that Black Rose Dragon never got a Majestic version#and that Ruddy Rose Dragon was printed years and years after the show ended#but oh well#sometimes you gotta take a hammer and FIX the canon you know?#ask the orchid#thanks for the ask hope the answer wasn’t too long-winded!
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Oasis: Day Two
For the first time in twenty-five years, I’ve gotten a full night’s rest… or a full day and night’s rest, technically. It must be this wonderful climate. It’s warm, but not too warm; there’s just enough breeze to keep the bugs off. Actually, I don’t think I’ve seen a bug since I arrived here. Strange.
I feel rested. I don’t know why I was never able to sleep before; it’s so easy now. It’s like someone explained the concept of sleep to my body, and now it understands. There must have been a reason I could never sleep soundly before, but I seem to have forgotten what it is. I must not have been happy before. Well, I’m happy now — truly, deeply — and that’s all that matters. I need not think anymore.
Today I’ve taken it upon myself to explore my new habitat. I walked a little while on this hill, which turned out not to be a hill at all, but a mountain’s cliffside. I didn’t know I was at such high an altitude? Carefully, I tiptoed to the edge and looked down a sheer drop to see a field, and there was the most peculiar thing. There, standing on the green turf was a polar bear. What brought you here, I thought? Shouldn’t you be somewhere cold? They are called “polar” bears for a reason, aren’t they? Surely, I can’t be in the North Pole. But that isn’t all.
Across the field, about three-hundred cubits to the right of the bear was a family of some kind of deer, trotting along (oh yes, they’re called pronghorn, that’s right). Anyway, these pronghorn walked right up to the bear, and thoughtlessly put their noses to the earth to graze. But he did not harm them; he didn’t even acknowledge them. I’ve never seen anything like it. It must be this sweet air doing it… Making me peaceful; making them peaceful. Weighing down on us softly like a— funny… I can’t think of what I was going to say. I used to know; but now I don’t. Oh well. It doesn’t matter. It’s probably for the best.
I wonder if there are any other humans up here? I’d love to talk to one. Maybe they could shed some light on the situation.
Later…
I found a heavily forested region and decided to enter it. Every tree, every bush, every flower is edible. Some things I recognized, like the figs and almonds I’m eating now; others I’ve never seen before.
There was a blueberry patch below a tree. I felt so strongly compelled to eat the blueberries that I had to remove myself from the area. I don’t want to die. I don’t know what came over me.
These are the best figs and almonds I’ve ever had! I found some carrots too. I wish I knew how to start a fire so I could cook with some of these things. I think I’m going to sample some of these tomatoes next.
Later still…
The sun is setting. The sky is turning bright orange and pink as I write this.
It had’t occurred to me before, but now that the matter has my attention — this pen is perfect. It’s comfortable to hold and it hasn’t skipped or blotted once. In fact, it doesn’t appear to use ink at all. Nothing happens when I touch the nib with my finger, and it doesn’t stain the side of my hand when I write with it. But it writes beautifully. I love it. I wouldn’t want any other pen than this.
The paper is wonderful too. It’s thick and feels almost like fabric. It will not rip. The color is cream. The edges are crisp and sharp but feel soft as pillows when I though them; they don’t cut. I love it. I wouldn’t want any other paper than this.
This place cradles me like an infant out of the womb. It nurtures me like a mother does her child. There is nothing to fear, I can feel it.
Safety roams the plains and washes over the mountains. Peace is within my heart. Like a blanket, this air, this force ticks me in at night. There is nothing to fear. The atmosphere weighs down upon this ground like a hug, soothing me. I have all the time in the world, all the time in the world.
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Dear future self... February 12, 2024
It's been a seriously busy week & weekend. Let's recap..
Monday last week Danny put charlie down. That was a sad day, I wasn't sure how it was going to hit me, but when I saw Cody's stories, I crumbled and cried a lot of the day.
Tuesday went for lunch with Chrystal for our work department christmas party. Then went to Canadian brewhouse with a group to watch the oilers/knights game. Kamber, tyson, shane, amber & naythan, it was a lot of fun. Man i love amber, I shit talked her a lot & Knights won so that was fun, killed their 16 winning streak so she wasn't too pleased of course.
Wednesday I went to a little pub with Callum Domke, grade 4 friend because we had matched on bumble & thought it would be funny to catch up after 20+ years. He was the same & it wasn't awkward at all. It was funny, we just talked about life & everything & had a lot of good laughs, it was a nice wholesome night. Thursday I relaxed. Friday I went to Bottlescrew bills with Corey, or we started our night there. We were supposed to play cornhole but they didn't have any games so we had some food & then walked over to Craft. We chatted for hours, we didn't even end up playing a game we just talked constantly which was really nice. I got to know him a lot better & see a much more deeper side to him. He's really smart. His past is interesting, he's a bit more of a party boy than I wished, but he's also turning 35 next month. We went back to his place around midnight probably to play overcooked. I had opened up a lot about my past with him & he did too. I think it connected us a lot deeper & he had said he struggled with depression to. He said he's told me more things than most people know about him which was kind of nice. Overcooked was hilarious, we had so much fun. Honestly he makes me laugh so hard. I felt like I was flirting with him a lot & trying to hint at him. Finally at like 2 or 3am I think i jokingly said he hurt my feelings & he asked how he could make it up to me which is when I got super shy. He obviously knew & kissed me. It was pretty hot if I'm being honest. He's a really good kisser. He said earlier in the night that he loved my smile & my eyes so it was great to know he was attracted to me lol. i ended up staying over but nothing happened, we just cuddled & he was very respectful that I didn't want to do anything further. We cuddled a lot which was nice, & I think we passed out around 5am. I was up way too early & kind of laid & tossed for a bit till 10:30am. I felt like I was intruding a bit & didn't want to over stay my welcome, but he had said he didnt want to get up yet & pulled me in to cuddle him. Which we cuddled & talked till about 12:30. It was honestly just a really sweet wholesome night & morning. He still didn't try to take advantage of me which was great. He made me coffee & we had a relaxing hour before I thought i should go home at like 2pm. I went home & spent time with nova for a while. Then went to Waterhole to meet Drew for dinner. I didn't know what to expect really, I was nervous for sure. I'm not sure if he was nervous too, but our conversation isn't the best & that's why I didn't think it was going to be a long night. The first part was a bit bumpy & I wasn't sure. He's just not good at keeping a conversation going. He's super attractive though & has a good head on his shoulders. Actually to the point of being someone that I've been interested in & looking for. We talked a lot about red flags & what we were looking for in a relationship etc. We hung out till about 8pm ish though so 3 hours, it felt pretty good by the end of it & when we walked outside he said he wanted to see me again & I laughed asking if I checked off some boxes. He texted me later that he did want to go on another date so that was nice to hear.
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(Spotify part 2)
Oh cool, thank you! I really like the context notes each time. It adds some narrative behind your songs; it makes it personal, I think. Not that songs can't be personal in themselves, but I don't know. It's just nice to see how these musics and you met.
Well, I might share it yep. It would only be fair, after all. Probably not anonymously 'cause, at this point, I'm not sure that it changes anything (and even if it did, it wouldn't really matters I guess).
Ophelia: Of course you have. I love this song too (which appears in my 2023 playlist as well, by the way). It's very catchy. I can listen to it many times without getting bored.
Katoum: Well, I already know the guy, so it's hard to judge your explanation. But it seems clear to me, for what it's worth. In fact, I'm glad that you mentioned him. You reminded me that I didn't listen to his album enough; and that's a shame, 'cause it's actually good? I mean, of course, he is technically not a singer (some could say that he is since he literally made an album but, yeah, it's not his first job), but I like most of his songs.
(And we can't even compare him to Trivia, who is already well-known for her singing ability. She showed it several times, including at two - if I'm not wrong - concerts. Of course, it was also for the Z-Event, but she is just so talented. Oh and her work with PV Nova? Amazing.
Blinding Lights and Toxic are obviously in my 2023 recap. I will put the links - in case some people were lost here, in the French side of Tumblr, and wanted to discover a really good singer. I may not be utterly objective 'cause, well, I love her. But honestly, you could make an unexpected discovery).
https://open.spotify.com/track/51HwpMwkMJacQ32ircRGMZ?si=GeiaguXoSjWobdaBUuVIhw&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1Fa1IIVtEpGUcU
https://open.spotify.com/track/0PG40nP8ZNcRz6xEF4xfnh?si=XcaEL2wvS0ixMmA_wToN1Q&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1Fa1IIVtEpGUcU
Mh yes, that's understandable. He makes it hard not to like him, I guess. By the way, it's ok for him to be handsome and charismatic, I can live with it. But he shouldn't be allowed to have that voice as well.
I still listen to the 2021 Z-Event karaoke sometimes (my favourite one, I think). It makes me feel nostalgic - obviously - but that's also very pleasant to hear (and also funny at some specific moments).
And, well, from what I remember, I was quite surprised by ZeratoR back there. I didn't know that he sang, or at least never heard him (I don't have the chronology and so don't remember when the album goal came; but anyway, as he said himself, it's almost common for a famous video maker to do some songs now, mostly for fun, so it's hard to know at what point it is serious). His Graver dans la roche cover was definitely something.
So, yeah, I don't really follow ZeratoR (I guess that - for once - everything is perfectly healthy. 😌 ) I watch Twitch sporadically, following my current random interest (streamer or even video game), so nothing surprising here. But I'm still interested in some of his projects - and this one is definitely one of them.
Now, which are my favourite songs from him? I'm trying to drop some titles, but that's not that easy. I would mention Anonyme, Katoum, Ralentis and The Void (don't get me started on Antoine Daniel's voice 'cause fuck, it doesn't help).
Oh and the two last ones - I Say and Décennies - are not bad either. And let's not forget Lyrics, which I'm listening to right now (and probably a good one to discover his album as a non-French speaker, so I will put the link too; I seriously doubt that any lost soul will ever read it but, just in case, a link doesn't hurt).
https://open.spotify.com/track/04OhfYHHYCEap1coJgObAd?si=mcYjSkPhS3CJgnHXyQVLxA
https://open.spotify.com/track/2fqK2DYGXwysdU27vYlj9o?si=xWM9vdBlSKKpCZcxT57kfg
Belobezvodnoe & Moskva: Ooh it's interesting again! Not for the same reason I guess, 'cause I know nothing about Thylacine (not even his name). I also missed Arrête avec tes mensonges (like pretty much all the films this year). My last time at the movie theater was in September (if I don't forget anything), and it wasn't even for a discovery; so my true last time was in July with the last Pixar, Elemental (a very good surprise, by the way, I don't know if you saw it), which was a long time ago now that I'm thinking about it.
(Time flies again).
(I should take a cinema subscription. Well, it's not that easy of course; it's expensive. But at this point, it appears to be that or nothing. At least, with a subscription, you're quite "forced" to go (if not, it feels like a dumb waste; it's partially irrational, but it's here and it's a good motivation in itself) and - more important - you can go like that, just to give it a try. You can't waste anything else but time - which seems freeing. It's just about you and your envy. Nothing more, nothing less).
I don't even know what Arrête avec tes mensonges is about, but the soundtrack seems to have some potential. It's relaxing, but not only. The two songs that you mentioned are quite different, so I don't imagine the same things for both of them. I'm curious to know if I get them like we're supposed to - like they're used in the movie.
Anyway, thank you again. It influenced my Spotify recommendations in a nice way. It was like: "Wait, you like instrumental songs? Like really, you couldn't say it earlier?", and then Spotify suggested other instrumental stuffs.
Scar Tissue: It happens sometimes. Spotify Wrapped shouldn't be surprising (at least for our most listened to songs) but somehow it is. I don't know much about Red Hot Chili Peppers. I know well the few songs I downloaded like... a decade ago (omg 🫠). But this one wasn't in my playlist, so it feels like my first time. It's a nice one.
Weed For Speed: Ah, a song from You Suck At Parking (perhaps a bit of ZeratoR influence again). I see what it is (Z-Lan oblige, even if I didn't follow the whole thing), but nothing more.
(No context but it reminds me Etoiles and his nightmare (also known as the puzzle). I'm not gonna lie, it was quite funny to watch. But it was way less after on Trackmania. He was just a bit disappointed by himself, if I'm remembering well).
But to talk about the song itself, it seems quite unknown. Less than 1k plays on Spotify? That's not much (it doesn't even appear when you search the title only). Anyway, I like the vibe. It seems to be a good focus music (well, it's a video game song after all).
Your whole playlist: Mh, I literally have nothing to say since the link doesn't work. 🥲 It's not the first time I see that. It may be linked to your confidentiality settings on Spotify? The playlist may have to be publicly shared on your profile to work? I don't know.
But think is : when I just click on the link, it opens my Spotify application and shows me my own playlist. So then, I tried to open without being connected and had a message like "your link is broken", or something very similar.
So, to me, the easiest solution is to create a new public playlist with all the songs on your Spotify Wrapped. I don't have a better solution, at this point. But, well, you'll see what you want to do again.
And that was probably too long again (with a very approximate English, which wasn't even necessary). But, well, here it is I guess. I liked to listen to these few songs and see a bit of your pov. :)
omg please never do that again 😂 and by "that" i mean totally break my brain the first time i read this on a week day at 5am. For the first part I was like who the fuck i'm talking to and then it became pretty obvious - or at least 99.9% obvious (no offense but only you could right this 😘) but I had no idea you were following here? (or i feel like i didn't know, but maybe i should have?) Give me a quick second while i second think each of the 11,845 posts i ever shared on this website? 💀💀💀 bit of self-consciousness going on there but we're going to be fine. i think.
I'm not going to answer to everything but DM me your secret identity when you have a minute? it will be easier to talk, even if my brain doesn't fully grab the concept of writing in French on tumblr dot com 😅
Just a few things that could be interesting for general audience:
I've tried something else for the whole playlist, maybe it'll work better here? Otherwise I have no idea.
Also, as not-so-anon said, listen to Trivia (aka LittleBigWhale) :
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My Strangetown 03-02-2023
After roughly 1 season in each household:
(playing ts2 super collection for mac bc i want to play on my laptop / can't be assed to troubleshoot ultimate c right now lolz)
i borked up the play order so a couple things weren't ideal. I think I'll eventually switch to a more wants-based playstyle, but for now I want them to do things I want them to. I do let them do a lot of things autonomously though.
Curious:
Pascal - gave birth to fem!Tycho. made an autonomous first move on Nervous, and ofc they fall in love so very easily lol. Pascal took Nervous's last name unfortunately. there're enough Curiouses in town so oh well. He got demoted for a chance event where he stood up for himself and then got the want to quit his job (which ended up being a positive memory so) I don't know what to do with him in those regards.
Nervous - Nervous and Pascal got married before any Beaker household shenanigans could even occur lol sorry no angst. Nervous being a family sim is having a pretty good time atm, I've kept the 'adopt a child' want locked that both he and Pascal have had since getting married, but I'm waiting until after Vidcund gives birth to bring another fuckin child into the house. (yeah Vidcund hasn't even given birth to his initial child(ren) and Pascal and Nervous are married and live together don't talk to me)
Vidcund - is doing some very helpful autonomous childcare for Tycho, so I think he'll be a better papa than I ever anticipated him to be. I did force twins and I'm really hoping for girl/boy I want to name them after his paternal grandparents Zo and Notzo because it's hilarious and the names kinda fit alien vibes? (I've seen people who have a single female baby name her Violet which is everything tbqh!) For now no romantic interests. Maybe he can become the resident 'gardener' heh heh heh.
Tycho - green baby :) is p high values for personality except is lazy (2/3 points) just started toddlerhood!
Nervous and also Vidcund maybe? had wants to adopt a kitten/pet so they have a kitten named Grim. Little s/o to Nervous's heritage m'pose.
Curious
Lazlo - I'm sowwy I married him off to Crystal and moved them downtown so fast bc i wanted more room in the house. I do slightly regret it but hey Lazlo invites himself over all the time. I wish I could get him his little hydroponic weed garden back since he left it back home. Also Crystal had given him a hot tub from their incredible date -- which had ended in woohoo and Pascal setting the kitchen on fire at the same time lol. His lifetime want is to reach the top of the scientist career but idk if that's really in line w his character aha.
Crystal - is a senator??? in my save. which is.. funny since ya know. Lazlo is a grimy little pothead sillyman. I need to spend more time with her to develop her character bc rn she's just some guy to me. I'm mad I made Crystal pregnant so fast instead of having them adopt a child later on in life.. oh well. (I made too many babies too fast bc I haven't played ts2 in ages and got overexcited...) Tycho and eventual baby Nova the cousins ever.
Beaker
Loki - has become good friends with Lazlo from bringing him home from work. real strange duo, but I guess Lazlo is the only one who never tried to get with Circe lol. He spends a lot of time cooking for his epic wife, and did a lot when she was pregnant so that she didn't have to eat burnt tv dinners all the time!
Circe - unfortunately for her, she and Loki rolled 'have a baby' after they woohoo'd early on. So Circe has had to stay home from work multiple days, and I feel bad bc she constantly rolls the want to 'go to work'. She seems to be slightly inferior to Loki when it comes to autonomous parenting, but the baby hasn't been taken away so good job mumz. She has gotten that promotion she wanted and is on track to get plenty more.
Ceres - their first child was a baby girl. she's still a baby and i'm a vanilla player so I know nothing abt her yet! I hope they can have a boy Atom, but since Circe doesn't seem to want to miss work ever I might make Loki get abducted? idk!
Singles
Lola - god this household was a struggle to get moving bc there were no jobs available that they wanted ever. So after a few days Lola got a job in the law career! She's girlbossing tf up. Did I consider getting her with Ajay simply so her name could be Lola Loner? Of course I did. However!! Since the game doesn't start you off with enough gay people I take the 'beard' turnoff to mean she doesn't like men teehee.
Erin - "but wait," you just thought, "doesn't Erin also have the 'beard' turn off?" YES! welcome to my rarepair. Girlboss x girlfail. I'm obsessed with them. (They both had a lil chemistry w each other so i jumped on that. listen I'm pushing things but not totally forcing them ok??) She has not rolled a want to get a job since she first moved in now it's gone so she's just freeloading.
Chloe - was surprisingly the first one to get a job because the slacker career was what she wanted and it was available on like day 1 or 2. Not feeling super inspired by her atm. she's fulfilled 1/20 woohoo partners for her lifetime wish (which I rerolled a few times bc I want them to be actually fucking doable) she gets on my nerves bc she fights Erin and Kristen so goddamn much. And I should mention they live in 73 road to nowhere which is the most evil demented build ever it is so unpleasant to play in and is tiny but was all they could afford.
Loner
Kristen - was so desperate to get out of the house she eloped with Ajay ahaha... (I had to do quite a bit of cheating relationships to get them together bc they never wanted to come over to each others houses and had only met once before) I had originally planned for Kristen to go for ladies but she was so miserable at home. and I wanted Ajay to pair up with a Singles lady but not Chloe (for now..) She also had joined the athlete career and got fired the first fucking day bc of a chance card like it was so bad. She's now in the medicine career bc it suits her personality/skills? I don't like how it kind of all goes against the tiny amount of character background she's given, but whatevs maybe she'll become an all-star athlete later. (Maybe she'll also realize she's not meant to be married to a man)
Ajay - literally just some guy. in the business career. has impregnated Kristen bc again, I got too excited about pairing people off and creating offspring. I'm not rly sure what I'll name this baby or why I'm having it. Maybe I'll get them taken away by social services and the Smiths can adopt to fulfill their family aspiration desires ooh. I think he might cross paths w Chloe a couple more times, hookup perhaps... destroy the marriage perhaps)
Smith
Poltech 9 - I call him Pete/Petey (PT) for short sometimes. He spent like 3/4 days straight only rolling 'adopt a pet' wants and I wanted to tear my hair out bc I adopted a cat and dog both for the family but he wouldn't stop rolling it. But all the family related events gave him a lot of aspiration points and I got him the elixir of life bc I mistakenly thought this could age him and now-elder Jenny down so they could have more kids but now they're both old and both have the "have 10 kids" want. which I want to give them!! so now they're gonna be adopting hella kids.
Jenny - She's newly elderly. Hasn't retired yet. I think I'll get her one more promotion before doing so. She does more parenting because PT9 can only just barely manage to take care of his own needs. (He doesn't even work!!) I wish I could've given her the elixir of life before she aged up :'-( so she could have more kids w her mans. everytime one of them enters the room as the other they get the little heart-y thought bubble and fan themselves. they're so in love.
Jill - she aged up with one of the outfits with a spiky collar lol. I guess she misses Johnny and this is how she expresses it. She's a popularity sim bc I hadn't made any rules for myself yet. Might change it to knowledge? she's just the little silly so I'm gonna let her explore her teenaged times.
Abhijeet - adopted child numero uno. So much for J names! or names with any connection to the family at all lol. I accidentally let the adoption popup time out but I wanted a child anyways. He's been here for like 1.5 days and I don't have a feel for him yet so we'll see!
Heidi - (named after an irl dog friend of mine) black large doggy. first pet adoption. she works in service.
Red - (also named after a real cat) was a red(orange) kitten but aged up and is now black?? so... Don't I look dumb...
Smith
Johnny - of course is an adult now. he wants to be a rock legend, so he's working towards that. He lives downtown with his now wife Ophelia. (they wanted to get engaged immediately okay they're super in love okay?) They live downtown bc I thought it suited the two of them.
Ophelia - is now a Smith. I'm kind of sad the Nigmos name is now totally gone, but i'm trying to honor her family other places. She aged up and immediately had aspiration failure because she had seen a ghost the day before and didn't go to university (I'm sorry you never rolled the want / I kind of forgot) All the "grew up bad" memories with Olive line up with this though! Ophelia had a horrible pregnancy, constantly exhausted and always needing to eat 2/3 servings of food in a row. I ultimately do think she's happy though bc she's living with Johnny and is away from Olive's ghost party.
Willow - the baby was a girl! (which makes 3 girls so far??) I thought it'd be really sweet to name her after Ophelia's late mother and only a couple minutes later did I realize I named this child Willow Smith lol. It's fine it's cool (I think irl Willow Smith is kind of Johnny x Ophelia core actually?? brand new sentence lol)
Specter
Olive - uhhh she deadddd... she started dying literally as Ophelia was doing the moving out sequence so I got the fun "you have killed off all your sims in this household bozo" popup. She sent Nervous a whopping 2000 simoleons of inheritance!! The Specter estate is now vacant.. maybe one of Nervous or Ophelia's descendants will move in years down the line. She died with plat aspiration so that was cool. Because she actually likes seeing ghosts! (ahem Ophelia cough ahem)
Grunt
General Buzz - as soon as I loaded in the lot he was playing with lil Buck and having a grand ol' time. He mostly just goes to work and comes back home. Haven't had any real luck or inspo with developing outside relationships (maybe he'll be one of Chloe's flings lol) He did get a 50,000 simoleon bonus for evaporating an asteroid about to collide with earth so that was pretty sweet. I need to figure out how to spend it lol.
Tank - is now waiting to go to La Fiesta Tech in the bin. He mostly just wanted to impress his father and fight Ripp. I think Ripp actually beat him though.. I'm probably gonna set him up with that one La Fiesta evil gay twin because they are silly and cute!
Ripp - is such a good brother to Buck, they get along so well without any effort on my end. Which is good for him since he isn't friends with Tank or Buzz, and Ophelia and Johnny are adults living downtown. I want to get him with Jill Smith, but of course they keep playing phone tag with each other. Soon... I guess I'm trying a lil too hard.
Buck - what can I say, he's just a little guy. He did make his rounds in the obstacle course outside thanks to dad, and is still doing very well in school. He likes Tank, loves Ripp, and he also loves General Buzz I think. I suppose he's a little softer on him since he's the baby of the family and last child Lyla left him. The game immediately had other plans for the whole "he wonders why his father never seems to notice him" thing, but maybe that'll change. No idea what his future holds.
I spent like at least 2 hours writing all this, I'm gonna start a spreadsheet soon probably. Also need a more organized way to write summaries for these characters, but at least I've written it somewhere i.e. here. Time to not give my back a break and spend the day hunched over my laptop again.
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Corrie Guard Shenanigans when the GAR higher ups get plopped into the drunk tank after a rare night at 79s?
Ahhhhh I love the premise.
For now this is notes. It may well become a fic:
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For starters they are entirely 100% professional and never ever even consider getting revenge for the way the CG are treated and referred to by the rest of the GAR.
For second, the above statement is a total lie.
If there are three things the Corrie Guard have skill with, it’s paperwork and patience and dealing with verbal abuse and that pays off.
That means processing and later discharging can take hooooooours depending on the person, or like 2 minutes if the Guard like you. General Skywalkers processing took two days once (he may be a Jedi but he’s too close to Palpatine and too fond of Palpatine to ever be on their side surely and not afraid to use that or his Jedi position to throw his weight about. Plus he’d traumatised some shinies who caught him and Senator Amidala together) Commander Cody’s took 7 hours (on Fox’s orders) as did Wolffes and Bly’s (serves them right for drinking without him). Ponds has never been thrown in the Dunk Tank, (but he’s been in the Jedi Temples one once, none of his vode know about that).
Rex’s took 10 minutes. Fox will deny having a soft spot for his little brother.
Tarkin’s release forms were mysteriously lost and not processed. Three times. (Not three separate occasions, three times on one occasion, but he definitely deserved it).
Monnk ended up there along with General Fisto and three other troopers from their squad. Their release wasn’t delayed for any malicious or opinionated reason, simply that a drunk Kit Fisto is one of the most entertaining things they’d seen in weeks and not only did they need a holo but it was free entertainment. Especially having the drunk vode with him either joining in or trying to stop them embarrassing themselves.
All funny footage gets shared but nothing private or personal. Vode are careful about things like that.
General Koon never made it to the drunk tank. Even if he went out and got drunk, he’d never make it to the tank. No matter how drunk he is (it only happened twice through the war) he’s always guided back to the Temple and taken care of. He’s just always so kind and compassionate and once he bought them chocolates and sweets and he uses the correct pronouns and asks for them. He loves the vode and he’s helping fight for their legal rights and only ever gets drunk after a mission with huge losses so it wouldn’t be fair. Wolffe was right about him being a Buir. (He gives the best hugs too).
Vos sometimes ends up in the tank despite none of the vode being able to remember putting him in there or arresting him. He comments on it being cheaper than a hotel and they decide to ignore it because it’s not going to be worth asking. Besides he may be a menace sometimes but he is usually investigating corruption or gangs and works with them sometimes. He’s also fun for an off the books anti senate bitching session.
Padawans never get logged in. They get blankets and help with the hangover but they’re cadets or shinies and that means they’re worth protecting. All Jedi are, especially when they’re in such a similar boat to the clones, but the knights and masters are old enough to suffer the consequences of their actions.
Well, almost all the Jedi have their records kept blank so the Senate can’t go after them any further after the first time the vode in the Guard realised the records were being used to punish the Jedi by limiting their access to things like food and medical supplies in the Temple.
There’s a list of Senators only the Guard have access to about which ones are treated well and which can be left for the night.
There’s also a short list of Jedi who can be mistreated because they mistreat clones. It’s a very short list though.
The Jedi who are most well known as part of the Clones Rights project all also get a free pass including Koon, Kenobi, Windu, Billaba, Luminara and Erin. They all end up back in the Temple instead of the Drunk Tank.
Hound has a group session set up for vode who have shifts with awful verbal abuse and the occasional physical attack because it’s not fair. The other vode in the GAR can be spiteful when drunk towards the CG because of the misconception that they are never at risk and never do anything being on Coruscant rather than the front lines. It’s good to have someone to talk to after an evening of people who are supposed to be your family yell hate at you and call you names.
That got kinda serious towards the end but I’ll leave you with one final fun fact.
No-one wants the shift when the 501st is docked because the tank always ends up full but the worst is actually the 21st Nova Corps.
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Thanks for the ask this was really fun.
(The whole AU should be in the tag ‘my Corrie guard au’ if anyone wants to read more) and my inbox is open for asks. (-:
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Chocolate Chip
Summary: A witch. A spell. A guinea pig.
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader; Dean Winchester x Chocolate Chip
Warnings: language, angst, adorable Dean, possessive Dean, I love guinea pigs, so does Dean, fun, fluff
A/N: I had a weird dream after one of my guinea pigs died a few weeks ago. I turned into a gp and Dean took care of me.
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“SONOFABITCH!” you cry, chasing after the second witch only to feel strange out of the blue. You know the bitch you killed first chanted a spell and that you got hit, but nothing could’ve prepared you for what was about to happen to you. “NO, DEAN!”
“Sweetheart?” Dean gapes at you, eyes widened in surprise or terror – you can’t define his facial reaction right now, too busy to shrink in yourself, feeling your clothes slide off your body until you end up on the ground. “Fuck, Y/N!”
“Dean! Y/N! I got the second witch,” Sam pants, running into the room only to find you in Dean’s hands, well what’s left of you. “A guinea pig? Dean, we don’t have time to play with pets.”
“T-that’s Y/N!” while you look up at Dean, a high-pitched squeal leaves your mouth. You purr rubbing your cheek against his warm hand. “Uh—I think she likes it when I hold her.”
“Wait—What? This can’t be Y/N,” looking at the guinea pig in his brother’s hands Sam furrows his brows. “We don’t have time for bad jokes either, Dean.”
“How shall I name her?” Dean carefully picks your flannel up to wrap you in the warm fabric. “Any suggestions, Sammy?”
“Dean, you can’t give Y/N a new name. We need to find out how the witch turned Y/N,” Sam tuts while his brother carefully presses you to his chest.
“She likes me, look,” while you happily squeak, excited Dean finally gives you the attention you always wanted, Sam sighs deeply. “I will call her Chocolate Chip from now on.”
Looking up at Dean you squeak again, liking the new name. Even though you can’t speak, you want Dean to know you appreciate he cares for you.
“No, you won’t call Y/N like that. Let’s look around the house, maybe I can find a reverse spell or something.”
“She’s so cute. Furry and all,” Dean snickers, but he presses a soft kiss to your head. “We gotta find a way to turn you back into your old self, until then, I’ll take care of you, Chocolate Chip.”
“Okay, we got hay, water, green stuff, and fresh cut grass, Chocolate Chip,” Dean built a compound only for you. It occupies most of the floor in his room, but he doesn’t care. “Look, I got a nice house for you to hide too, sweetheart.”
“Dean, stop talking to Y/N as if she’s a pet,” Sam watches you happily run around the compound, squeaking when you scent the fresh grass Dean cut for you.
“But she’s so cute,” Dean kneels in front of the compound, watches you chew on the grass. “Can’t I keep her?”
“Y/N is human and guinea pigs live like eight years max! Do you want her to die?” head-snapping toward his brother to meet his gaze Dean tries to push the panic bubbling up back down.
“No, of course not. Lemme just take care of Y/N while you look for a spell,” Dean carefully pats your head, smiling when you purr in response. “Aw, she loves me. Don’t you Chocolate Chip? You love your daddy.”
“That sounded wrong on so many levels,” shuddering Sam looks at you feast on the grass. “I’ll go and check on the next spellbook.”
“That’s my Baby, she purrs like a cat for me, Chocolate Chip,” watching his brother carry you around Sam snickers silently. “Look, there’s Sammy. We like him.”
“Dean, Y/N knows your car and me.”
“You can’t know that Sam. What if the witch stole her memories too?” Dean smirks when you nuzzle in his chest, squeaking when he runs his fingers over your furry back. “Look at my cute little piggie. You can keep on researching while I look for food for her.”
“Maybe we should get her a second guinea pig. I know you should never have only one,” turning around like in slow motion, his eyes narrowed, jaw clenching Dean glares at his brother.
“No other pig will touch my Chocolate Chip! What if you get a guy and he gets her pregnant? We can’t let my girl have their babies!”
“Dean—” laughing Sam looks at you in his brother’s hands. “I didn’t want her to be alone, is all.”
“She’s not alone,” Dean grunts. “Chocolate Chip has me, now take your hands off my guinea pig and find a way to turn her back into a girl…”
“I bet Sammy can turn you back, sweetheart,” looking at you get comfortable on his chest, Dean smiles. “You’ve got a nice nose, Chocolate Chip. I bet you can smell me with it.”
(“Squeak”), lifting your head you try to answer Dean but all you get out is another squeaking sound.
“I get it,” he pats your head, careful to not hurt you. “You can’t understand me right now, but I want you to know that I’ll do anything to protect you. If Sammy can’t find a way to turn you back into a girl, I’ll build you a bigger compound and get you furry friends, promised.”
“Promised?” looking up at Dean you smirk. “I will take you up on that promise, Winchester.”
“Y/N,” Dean gasps, arms immediately wrapping around your body. “Uh—erm,” he clears his throat, tries to not look at you. “You are kinda naked.”
“Yeah, my fur is gone, and you didn’t give me clothes yet, Dean,” pecking his chin you try to purr one last time. “You took good care of me. Thank you, Dean.”
“Anytime, sweetheart,” he swallows thickly, looks down at you one last time before he stretches one arm to reach the abandoned flannel on his bed. “I’ll get you something to wear, Y/N. We don’t want Sammy to spy on you.”
“Aw, you’re still taking good care of me,” you sigh happily, head resting against Dean’s shoulder. “By the way, I understood every word, Dean…”
“Three?” eying the guinea pigs you got for Dean said hunter smirks. “How’d you wanna name them, sweetheart?”
“Uh—the one over there is a guy, but don’t worry,” whispering the male guinea pig got castrated you smirk when Dean sighs deeply. “We don’t want them to get pregnant Dean.”
“Poor guy,” Dean looks at the male pet, shaking his head lightly. “I’ll name you Impala, buddy. I think that’s a great name for a brave pig.”
“What about the girls? We could name one Chocolate Chip?”
“No, that’s your name, Y/N. I will name one Pie and the other Burger,” you chortle, even snort a little but Dean ignores your outburst while feeding the little pets. “Look, they like my food.”
“Yeah, they like you, Dean,” taking Dean’s hand you squeeze it tightly. “Just like me—”
“I know you like me, sweetheart,” snickering Dean wraps one arm around your shoulders, still watching the guinea pigs. “Me, my food, and that I’ll always take care of you. My sweet little Chocolate Chip…”
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A Weasley Wedding | F.W.
Title: A Weasley Wedding
Requested: Yes/No
Summary: Fred would do everything when it came to you
A/N: This is for @theweasleyslut’s 2k writing challenge with the wedding trope + “did you need something?”. Holly!! I hope you like this and congrats on the 2k! You deserve every single one of them. 😁
I looked at myself in the full-length mirror in front of me.
The lace-adorned dress that fell past my knees looked like something out of a fairytale. My hair in a half-up and half-down look, all thanks to Hermione.
I could've only dreamed of this day.
As a kid, I always thought that I would marry a knight in shining armor.
But, little did I know that my knight in shining armor happened to be a certain 6'3 ginger that had a knack of pranking.
But he was funny and handsome too.
Marrying Fred Weasley was literally the dream.
A small knock pulled me out of my train of thought as Ginny greeted me with a small smile, promptly closing the door behind her.
"Hey," my soon to be sister-in-law said, "how's the bride doing?"
I laughed, “I’m doing wonderful! Just still can’t believe that I’m about to be an official Weasley. Speaking of that, how’s Fred doing?”
Hermione was the one with the brilliant idea of pushing through with some muggle traditions and separating the bride and groom the night before the wedding was one of them. And let me tell you, Fred wasn’t coping with it well.
Ginny laughed, “He’s too eager to see his bride. He was already an inch away from the door knob before Percy caught him and dragged him back downstairs.”
As if on cue, we suddenly heard a small knock, “Open the door sweetheart please.” Fred’s voice pleaded, “I just want to see you for a minute. Nobody has to know.”
“Way ahead of you Freddie.” Ginny said as her brother groaned, “Besides, you know the rules.”
“Please Ginny. You know you’re the best sister ever. Just let me in.” I swear that if we could see Fred right now, he would’ve had big doe eyes.
Before the youngest Weasley could give a retort, George’s voice was added to the conversation, “You’re here again?! Seriously Fred, if mum catches you here again, she’ll tie you to a chair until the ceremony starts.”
Ginny shrugged, stifling a laugh, “See? What did I tell you?”
—
“How’s my not-so-little girl anymore?” My mum asked as she entered the room, my dad and Molly following suit.
I gave her a small smile, “I’m just a bit nervous.”
My dad chuckled, draping an arm around my mum’s waist as he looked at me fondly, “Don’t worry about that dear. It’s normal, I remember being a nervous wreck when I married your mother.”
“My baby girl has never looked so perfect.” Mum cooed as she smoothed out the creases in my dress.
“Our baby girl isn’t so much of a baby anymore.” Dad said, his voice cracking a bit as he tried to blink the tears out of his eyes.
“Aaw dad.” I said, engulfing both of my parents in a tight hug, “Don’t cry, because I’ll start to cry too.”
Just like earlier, a small knock accompanied by my fiancé’s voice appeared, “Hey darling, can you please open the door. I just want to see you.”
Molly rolled her eyes at her son’s antics as she muttered under her breath, “He’s being so stubborn and he can’t even keep still.”
I giggled, leaning against the door, “Fred, you know that I can’t.”
“Come on darling.” He persuaded, “When did we ever follow the rules? Besides, I’ll make it up to you, I promise that I’ll make the sweetest love to you tonight.”
Everyone in the room froze as I tried to contain the blush rising up to my cheeks.
“Frederick Gideon Weasley!” Molly chastised as she headed out of the room, going after her son who was already running for his life.
“Now, that is what I call commitment.” Dad said with a small laugh causing mum to smack him on the arm.
—
One hour.
I had exactly one more hour before I’m officially “Mrs. Fred Weasley”.
Thanks to my nerves, I needed a drink of water.
I walked towards the desk where the parchment that Hermione had enchanted earlier lay. It had the ability to transport any note that I write to a similar parchment in the Weasley’s living room.
After jotting down a request for water, I watched as the ink disappeared, as if it was being soaked up by the parchment but according to Hermione: it meant that the message had been sent.
A few minutes later, a small click could be heard along with Fred’s voice, “Did you need something?”
I turned and saw him holding a glass of water, a blindfold over his eyes and a goofy smile on his lips.
“Freddie,” I said, taking the glass from him, “how were you able to get in here? And why are you wearing a blindfold?”
Fred chuckled, his hands finding their way to my waist, “For the first time in my life, Hermione Granger took pity on me. So, she found a loophole through the whole situation. Technically, I wouldn’t be able to see you with this bloody blindfold on. And with the help of Ginny and George, they bought us five minutes.”
I giggled, pressing a kiss to his lips, “Nothing could ever stop you huh?”
He smiled, “When it comes to you, I would do everything.”
I looked over at the wall clock, before turning to Fred, “You better go now. But, I’ll be seeing you in 50 minutes.”
Fred pressed another brief kiss to my lips, “I already know you look gorgeous.” Before blindly making his way to the door.
—
“It’s time.” Hermione said, entering the room, “You ready?”
I nodded, “I’ve never been more ready.”
She led me out to the Weasley’s backyard where the white tent stood beautifully, all decorated for the wedding.
Dad took his place next to me as he looped his arm around mine.
When the curtains opened, I saw that Fred’s back was turned to me until I walked down the aisle.
It was obvious that he was holding back tears.
“You’re gorgeous, Mrs. Fred Weasley.” He mouthed.
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Can I request Class 1A Favorite three problem children and their thicc black s/o and she catches a whole attitude because they wouldn’t buy her anything, so she starts rapping along loud as hell to Cardi B’s new song and they overhear the line “Broke boys don’t deserve no pussy, (I know that’s right)”
hiii! omg you’re like my first request...when you said problem children I’m assuming you’re talking about Katsuki, Kiri, and Denki, but plz let me know if I was incorrect! but anyways I hope you enjoy these headcanons💗.
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Katsuki Bakugou x fem! black reader
Eijirou Kirishima x fem! black reader
Denki Kaminari x fem! black reader
Katsuki Bakugou
now baby bakugou SPOILS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
even if you don’t want him to
“baby you don’t have to get me that.”
“shut the fuck up and take it.”
very aggressive with it too
so you were very much surprised when he wouldn’t get you your favorite ice cream
“baby can I please get some ice cream 🥺.”
“fuck no, what tf do you need ice cream for ?”
“um...to eat.”
“eat air.”
you’re confused af
bc Bakugou always buys you everything you want
EVEN THE SHIT YOU DONT WANT
sooo why he was acting up, you don’t know
all yk is you’re not backing down without a fight
so when y’all go into the car
you quickly connect your Bluetooth
“don’t play any trash ass music Y/N.”
“shut up asshole.”
he’s looking at you like “🤨”
but he knows you’re cranky so he lets it slide
you being the petty queen you are, decides to play “Up” by Cardi B
now it’s not nothing new to him
he’s used to you playing shit like this
but when you look directly at him, your eyes glaring at him intensely
and suddenly open your mouth to scream to lyrics:
“BROKE BOYS DON’T DESERVE NO PUSSY!! I KNOW THATS RIGHT!”
he’s looking around trying to figure out who the fuck you’re talking to
“you talking to me?”
“who else? your broke ass didn’t want to get me my damn ice cream.”
he scoffs, rolling his eyes in annoyance
and turns around to go back to the store
“fine, I’ll fucking get you your shitty ice cream.”
“thank you baby.”
Eijirou Kirishima
this bby will do anything and everything for you
if you want it he’ll get it
“baby, can I get some sour patch kids?
“of course babe!! it would be manly if I didn’t!”
“kiri can I get some Zaxbys?”
“yeah, let’s go now!”
shit you could ask him to buy the whole country and if he could he would
but today he was not having it
he actually convinced you to work out with him
surprisingly
and after that torture you decided that you wanted a reward
“baby, can we get some Popeyes?”
“no babe, we just worked out! that kinda defeats the purpose of working out!”
you’re looking at him like “wtf”
definitely confused as to why your cinnamon roll said no to you
so you put on your best puppy dog eyes
begging him bc you’re hungry af
“baby nooo, come on let’s go get Subway instead.”
yeah no, he absolutely tried it
so you trot your thicc ass to the car
plopping angrily in the seat
snatching out your phone and hurriedly connecting to the Bluetooth
“what song is this babe?”
you don’t answer him, just continuing to hum along to the song
he pouts, knowing that you’re angry at him
finally it gets to the part you were waiting for
“broke boys don’t deserve no pussy! I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!”
kirishima can’t help but feel like that statement was directed towards him
“baby? was that meant for me?”
again you don’t answer
he sighs and turns the car around towards the direction of the Popeyes
“fineeee, but only bc it’s not manly to deny your lady.”
Denki Kaminari
ok so he’s literally broke
like deadass broke
like no money no where broke
like AT ALL
ok now that I got my point across
he’s the one who begs YOU to buy him shit
“hey Y/N can you get me some sour candy??”
“you don’t have a dollar ?”
“well! no need to be snobby about it.”
yeah it’s actually annoying af
but you buy him shit anyways bc you love him
n e ways
so it’s your birthday and you’re scrolling online for some clothes on fashion nova
and denki has been bragging recently about his new sum of income
“yeah my grandma gave me like $200 dollars babe!”
“wow you finally have money, pop off ig.”
“HEY!! BE HAPPY FOR ME!”
so you decided that it was time your baby compensated you for all of your hard work
“hey babe, you remember all those times I bought you shit?”
“uh yeah, why?”
“annndddd do you remember that it’s my birthday today?”
“yeah! happy birthday babe!”
“yeah yeah thanks, anyways I would like to be paid for my services.”
this asshole is gonna look at you like you’re crazy
then he’s gonna have the AUDACITY to laugh at you
“tf is so funny?”
“no way babe! I love you and all, but I was actually planning to buy this new game and play it with Sero! sorry!”
yeah no
that’s not gonna cut it
so the next couple of days you ignore his scrawny ass
watching him squirm as you do
then for the cherry on top, when he’s asleep you decide to get his ass back for his tomfoolery
you grab a speaker and your phone
walking to his room with both items
you then place the speaker outside of his door
and start blasting Cardi B
“BROKE BOYS DONT DESERVE NO PUSSY!! I KNOW THATS RIGHT!”
he slams his door open, his hair ruffled and eyes widened
he looks at your angry expression and grumbles, pulling you into his room
“I guess I can buy that special edition video game some other time.”
“that’s what tf I thought.”
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