After 21 failed, and/or thrown away design attempts, i present the popo 👮🏻♂️🚓
I struggled a lot with this one, and words cannot truly express how much i hate how it turned out, but it is what it is, so moving on lol
You can check out the models from a closer look here
i should probably post some actual art here so take some drawings i've done for clonetober (not rlly an actual clonetober i just wanted an excuse to draw them)
Hound in my imagination is pretty grumpy, likes his dogs more than he likes other people, and keeps his conversations as monosyllabic as possible. He hates wearing socks
Thire: ...Thorn...What are you doing waving your blaster carbine around outside of Fox's office?
Thorn: He's sleeping inside.
Stone: ...What are you two doing pointing your blasters at everyone?
Thire: We're guarding Fox's office door.
Thorn: He's sleeping inside.
Hound: Huh? Why are you three guarding Fox's office door?
Thorn: He's sleeping inside. He's been sleeping for a whole three hours now.
Cody: What's going on?...What are the four of you doing threatening everyone who gets close to Fox's office? Is the chancellor in there or something?
Thire: No. No one is permitted to enter Marshal Commander Fox's office. Do not call out to him; we will silence you.
Obi-Wan: May I ask why?
Thorn: He's sleeping.
Cody: Force. Ok. Uh...Let me find Rex. We'll help you.
Obi-Wan, chuckling: You lot take your sleep seriously, don't you?
Cody: He sleeps once a week.
Obi-Wan: ...I'll fetch Anakin and Ahsoka.
Vos, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Thorn: But General, we don’t smoke.
Vos: Cut the crap, Thron. I’m not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Vos: *points at Thorn* One! *points at Fox* Two! * points at Thire* Three! *points at Stone* Four! *points at Hound * Five!
Vos: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Fox: *puts a cigarrette in Vos’ hand*
Vos: Thank you. …Light?
*all of them simultaneously pull out lighters*
It's a bit overdue, but, another semester has passed, and so I present
Incorrect Quotes from AJ's Real, Actual Life
Aayla: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring three objects, what would you bring?
Quinlan: One 500 lb. block of uranium. No further questions.
Anakin: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FISH LADIES?????
Obi-Wan: ...
Obi-Wan: ...elaborate.
Padme: I may or may not have had a crush on a literal otter, but in my defense, he had a Scottish accent.
Obi-Wan: Actually, I think I have one of those fold-out seats in the back.
Ahsoka: Well you could have told us that BEFORE we stuffed Rex in the trunk
Fives: He was an interm--- intermur--- intermule--
Echo: Intermural?
Fives: Amen.
Jesse: Hallelujah, praise the Lord---
Obi-Wan: I'm going to get some ibuprofen. Anyone else? I've got the good stuff.
Fives: Shaak Ti is my favorite council member. I can't wait for her to die so they can name something in the Temple after her.
Echo:
Rex: *attempting to suppress laughter*
Fives: Wait that come out wrong---
bby!Aayla: *crying*
Quinlan: Que pasa, Mufasa?
Jesse: I volunteered Fives for latrine duty.
Echo: Dang. That's messed up.
Echo: I also volunteer Fives for latrine duty
Kit Fisto: He doesn't deserve this. Mace is the mitochondria of the Order
Jesse: I'd better be getting paid for this.
Jesse: I want... two mung beans
Jesse: Never had a mung bean
Anakin: I'm an idiot, not stupid
Kanan, addressing the Ghost crew: If you would like, you may drizzle some of my queso on your tacos. However, if you steal all of it, I will ugly cry in your room for the rest of the night.
Fox, sighing: Will someone teach our favorite dingbat to sleep on a blanket?
Thorn: I sleep on blankets all the time! >:(
Fox: I was talking about Grizzer.
Thorn: Oh.
Hound: I also assumed you were referring to Thorn
Rex, looking Jesse dead in the eyes: Get. Thee. Hence.